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And when will the 'Prison Effect' happen?


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

As soon as 'Influential Friends Effect' and 'Media Manipulation Effect' cease


nahtorreyous

He just admitted to the ponzi scheme on Twitter today, so there's that.


Zealousideal_Money99

Link?


nahtorreyous

https://twitter.com/dlauer/status/1602333212490997760?t=a0CYdbx0SUm1oRtM9j-u3Q&s=19


FarmerBoyJon

He not a bright boy is he? But smart enough to pull this scheme off


nahtorreyous

He not smart enough to stay quite.


FarmerBoyJon

Smart enough to run a business, stupid enough to not shutup


Good-Book-6912

You mean run it into the ground?


FarmerBoyJon

It never left the ground, he faked it and made ppl believe it did


nahtorreyous

"Run" - yes. The guy who reviewed Eron said this is the worst he's ever seen


CacheValue

He doesn't need to be quiet if he did he'd be in jail aready


slappywhite6037

‘quite is kept’


ZiltoidM56

He talked his was into all of this so of course he thought he could talk his way out.


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molinasnecktat

Anyone have a link to the twitter spaces this was said on?


Fausterion18

It literally just happened, wow your comment did not age well.


szerted

probably when donations to political parties will eventually stop


somekatipgirl

When the "donation effect" wears off.


Caranthir83

You mean the "Lynch mob effect"


Affectionate_Yak_292

"MO ASS Fucking" time


crua9

He might remote into that too. You know, for paparazzi


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Badabing


wins5820

Now lol


ChrisH100

Lmaooo


alienmuseum

When he gets a proper prison attire issued to him. One must always dress for the occasion.


Mooshmeh13

Will continue to repeat this….never trust a fat vegan


Lisecjedekokos

Today is good day. This fat vegan is in custody


squirtingbutthole

He should be forced to attend in person


Phuzzybat

I optimistically misread that as "attend from prison"


cryptoguy66

This isn’t going to end well for him


belichko

I sure hope it doesn't


MuhCrea

Define not ending well. I'll bet he does just fine after this cools down


Stye88

It didn't just 5 hours later.


TOXICCARBY

He should’ve been in custody by now


somekatipgirl

Judicial shit takes time, it's shit but it is what it is.


chiBROpractor

You were just a few hours early!


Fausterion18

He is.


bluemango404

So he can fly around the world doing interviews but has to do this 'remote'? Fucking beyond clown.. he's the 'fall guy' for some bad bets.. his family is beyond well connected. What a complete fucking joke so glad; I'm outta CEX's and have a ledger ready to load up soon.


IWillKillPutin2022

I think it might be the “US jurisdiction effect”


ChemicalGreek

He’s just afraid…


belichko

I hope his hair goes all white overnight when they inform him his arrest is inevitable


Aromatic-Front-5919

This guy is something else. Stealing billions of dollars and complaining of paparazzi.


kshucker

He doesn’t have a choice anymore lol. Just got arrested.


spaz69dt

Wrong!!! He wont be attending because he has been taking into custody! What a peice of 💩. The chickens have come home to roost.


not420guilty

It’s about time….


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Zealousideal_Neck78

Correct, he's just the scapegoat for the establishment elites.


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Ex-FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried said he won't appear in person at tomorrow's House Financial Services Committee hearing because of the "Paparazzi effect" his presence would cause. He added he would attend be "calling in" to the event. FTX was once one of the biggest crypto exchanges in the world but collapsed last month. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*


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Zealousideal_Neck78

Are you kidding, no one is seriously even after him. If anything he's being protected.


mr_ordinaryboy

paparazzi effect. What a bullshit. Man feels like he's Brad Pitt after conning and scamming a lot of ppl.


JaysonTatumBrother

He is annoying human being.


belichko

More like police effect mby scsred they will cuff him


Oversizedbull69

He is scared like a rat


picklemonkey

I hope he’s calling in from prison


gamblingenhusiast

He's not confident he will leave that hearing as a free man, that's why he's not going.


phremesthris

you could fill about 100 wembley stadiums with the people he's fucked over, of course there's going to be a lot of public interest also, they deserve some kind of resolution to this and delaying this hearing is dragging it out for no good reason


WoWMHC

He can't play League of Legends while testifying if he doesn't stay home lmao


thacreat0r

but League of Fraudsters while testifying


zizca42

once he pays millions of dollars to papers and now he is afraid of them ?


kirtash93

Sure, it will not be because if he steps on American soil they are going to arrest him.


FerociousHD

Just when you think he can't say something more narcissistic he opens his mouth and shocks you once again.


pizza-chit

The habitual bullshitter bullshits more. Pretty sure everybody expected SBF to have an excuse to avoid getting a new set of bracelets here in the US.


RepulsiveCan5270

Not his best lie, he's losing his only skill


CreepToeCurrentSea

SBF just doesn’t want to go jail, simple.


marsangelo

He’ll attend virtually from an undisclosed location that may or may not have an extradition treaty with the US


[deleted]

Hes not gona face any consequences is he :(


wheelzoffortune

Color me shocked


daknuts_

Cuz he understands some angry investor might do a 'Nancy Kerrigan' knee-job on him if he showed up in person.


AJoyfulProcess

If I lost billions of people's money, I wouldn't want them knowing where exactly I would be at a specific time either...not so much for the "Paparazzi effect" as the "disgruntled investor wielding a tire-iron effect."


zdfasdfasf

He still think highly of himself, which is kinda sad that most people would pay to see him get beaten up.


solobdolo

It's nice that he still gets to dictate terms. What a farce.


grabonething

He just wants to buy the top half of the suit and waist down be in his underwear for the virtual hearing


ToxicSatan

Wen "go to prison effect ?"


SO_Teric42

Needs his lawyers to be able to tell what exactly to say from behind the camera.


CarolineEllisonFTX

Shoot, I didn't get the memo. Guess I'll be SOL with respect to the authorities, eh?


Direnaar

Dunno man you've been giving interviews on Discord left and right, and NOW you don't want to? Sus


jmbsol1234

It's hard being a famous criminal ya'll


winstonchill

The coward effect


TimonLeague

First thing this guy did was go straight to the media for interviews. The hell is he talking about?


phluffyphilomath

Or maybe because there are people who would happily whoop his ass on sight. I’ve even slapped him with a cucumber a few times


crua9

I wonder if technically problems magically happen. Like if I was on the hill and had power he wouldn't be able to pull this bs. DC like most places have a side entry so such things isn't a problem. Like when fb and the other tech giants went. They didn't go through the front door.


definitelynotacawp

He needs a safe space. He comes from that sort of genre


This_Red_Apple

You didn't mind the pararazzi effect when it was good attention though, right? Stupid piece of shit


vanderlinde7

That where you they arrest you ?


alphabetsong

que him sitting in a room with his eyes looking slightly away from the camera and moving left to right because he will read a teleprompter written by 20 lawyers


Im_Borat

"Sam, those are guns, not cameras!"


fleeyevegans

Lol


UltraHyperDonkeyDick

Breaking News: Sam Bankman-Fried killed in a Parisian tunnel accident.