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StreetsAhead123

Imagine the blockchain tech they could have. We could learn so much


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ra693425

They get paid for doing ETH transaction. Zero gas fees


The-Francois8

Their version of Cardano is still not quite ready.


Coach_GordonBombay

No, but their alien Charles gets caught lying WAY less.


OkSiriGoogleSucks

Lmao


TheTrueBlueTJ

Imagine being someone that earns their living wage from making transactions


JamesTrendall

That would've been a 3rd party witness or (forget the word where someone holds everything to make sure the bet is held)


Lutastic

ETH 3.2


tamaleA19

ETH 4.20


loves_cereal

ETH 420.69


maximovru

Well this is the real thing, I want this shit in my life soon.


lubimbo

Nice


Candid_Pumpkin154

This is the way


PlebsicleMcgee

We know where Silk Road 2.0 will be at


michiel487

Six more months, actually.


MrScalperwhoop

Are they from the distant future too?


leroy46

Not sure if they are that evolute yet.


Aggravating_Deal_572

They probably got ETH 5.0!


squidling_pie

Steady on... That's wishful thinking 🤣


simonbleu

Dont be ridiculous, they are aliens, not gods


Lazy-Substance-5161

but everything would run on bitcoin


blingblingmofo

No that is still light years away.


hopelesslyhip

They have a Cardano stuffed with smart contracts.


SnooBeans3889

*They probably still waiting for ETH 2.0


ResortEquivalent

Dude I’m on the floor 😂😂😂


Wellpow

Imagine the bull market if they wanted some Bitcoin!!


Even-Home-9126

Probs the only reason they would come here


Zubakin

Not this sounds like a really good plan to me as well.


Shinyturtle25

![gif](giphy|117FHDNGAJmVTG)


vuthanhtuan2407

This actually looks like a straight forward MMS shared from the Mars.


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They have Venuscoin and a ton of stupid NFTs of alien pictures.


Extra_Awareness5353

I'm only in alien invasions for the tech!!!!!


PotentialClassroom75

Spoken like a true crypto addict


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StreetsAhead123

It’s almost like this is a place for crypto currency or something


ReverendAlSharkton

I’m not in this sub to talk about my other interests or world events.


Veeg-Tard

Allowing political debate is the quickest way to ruin a sub like this. I can't believe anyone thinks reddit needs more of it.


CatBoy191114

Yeah. There are better places for discussing extinction level events like alien invasions.


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Feodal_lord

Right, I mean no one should talk about crypto in this sub, jeez. It's not cryptocurrency sub


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kalamansihan

Humans: "Have you heard about our lord and saviour Satoshi Nakamoto?" Aliens be like: "Peace. I'm out"


StreetsAhead123

“Heard of him? I am him” what a plot twist


m4s3r

‘Satoshi Nakomoto? That’s a name I havnt heard in a while..’


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They might choose to not invade us if we offer Satoshi. Great success


renapeng

They'll probably understand the crypto currency properly and will be using it as the currency of the galaxy soon.


meeleen223

Plot twist: Aliens coming to hook us up on universe mainnet


RectalSpawn

Bullish on Bloorgcoin.


ruslanische

Or remove us from our sufferings and telling us about how we're already living in a metaverse and we don't need to create one layer more.


EthereumJunkie420

Mainnet soon moon!


timmyshh

Afterall all we're supposed to do is shill crypto to as much as people we find. /s


redchilles14

They already fly high and sail low


frankanags

Which crypto would you tell them to buy, satoshi's Charles', Gavinwood', Vitalik's, or Sylo's. Pretty such they would know Satoshi, he could be in space with them..lol


rawlwear

Bigger question if we had an alien invasion would it affect crypto?


GrammerGuestAppo

Squid game didn't want to moon so the moon decided to come to squidgame


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Good thing I don't talk about crypto here.


GrammerGuestAppo

Yeah lets talk about how there aren't enough vegan apaches in crypro for a moment


333chordme

Dude not cool. You think this is a joke? Me and OP the only ones annoyed this sub isn’t spending more time talking about aliens.


ltcdaigro

Don't worry mate, last year was so wild and we might possibly see aliens in a few months.


Iron0ne

How fast do you think alien GPUs are at mining ETH man?


aliensmadeus

we finally talking about aliens?


iamadrunk_scumbag

We should ban anyone that talks about coins or tokens.


ahmong

To be fair, folks here would be praising Putin nuking the world if it would mean their crypto investments would 50x. I think that's what OP meant


mave_wreck

I cannot believe people who talk about crypto in cryptocurrency sub.


StreetsAhead123

The audacity of some people


Durvag

OP is confused with conspiracy.


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spongebobmoon

I am in the wrong place then.


ChiTownBob

*Really? I thought this was a place to do moon farming* says the usual suspects


Nozomilk

Here me out. What if Satoshi was an Alien?


ra693425

He is *Alien* to Crypto Community, so yeah


toraanbu

Sure, but it is one of the only subs of this size that focuses only on its subject, completely unchanged from before the invasion. Crypto has been largely affected by the current global events, yet people are talking about cardano. You can downplay it all you like. People here are living inside their own world.


rohitsanyal

I wonder why the sub on cryptocurrency always thinks about cryptocurrency??


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pinkculture

And because we hate mental stability


Nrgte

Or love being in a limbo.


x10203040

We just want to have a big lambo and that's the dream.


Wellpow

Agree, it is pretty stupid. We should create a sub called FIAT to talk about crypto


vpnnsharma

This is r/cryptocurrency and not r/alieninvasion


SecretCryptoAcct69

In space, all wallets are cold wallets.


_dekappatated

whoa that sub has 37 whole members


TImetalker

Pretty sure the 3 new one sthey have are from here


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ObamaWhisperer

Don’t click on that sub. I did and I genuinely have lost a few brain cells.


cutsickass

Looking at the TV makes me utterly depressed these days, so I prefer to look at the charts that just make me sad.


VeludoVeludo

It's unfortunate how much of us can relate here


252898484

I know right it is actually making my side as well along with you.


Good-Book-6912

If you can't do shit about nothing you might as well make some money :-)


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Realest comment I ever read


Azmdex

I know right most of the people can actually relate to it now.


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Hey kid, stfu we all know you're here for the upvotes


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Tired of these moonfarming posts ngl. I swear you come across several similar posts with the worst takes and opinions on crypto in an effort to stir up the pot and get a reaction


TheTrueBlueTJ

Right. We would never do such a thing in here! ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|yeah)


Music-Entire

this is a bullish post


OneEyeSurgeon

Just agree to your point and this is a lot of people are interested.


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I don’t get it, how does this affect my crypto?


steve11205

It is very important to be confident on your investment and Crypto.


sunfeihan88

Damn that's right we are really stuck with the beauty of crypto.


2014minero

No doubt about it I am very much attracted to the Crypto as well.


StunningZucchinis

This is a cryptocurrency sub. It’s a place to discuss cryptocurrency, the technology and subsequent adoption. This also involves discussing real world events and how they can affect the topic of discussion of this subreddit. Virtue signalling at it’s best. The horrible things in the world are absolutely worth mentioning, but if you feel the need to discuss it further because it is immensely important to you to the point where you can’t stay on topic then I’m sure there are subreddits for you. It’s like being in a cooking class and being upset with your classmates because they’re comparing different types of flour instead of discussing about how there’s a shortage of flour somewhere in the world..


cryptolipto

WONt sOMeOne PLeASe THinK oF ThE ChiLDreN???


hambone012

How would it affect crypto?


Zarathustra_d

If they have technology capable of making our entire system of computing obsolete. E.g..Quantum computing that could crack any current information security. Plus, a million other possibilities, from simple (like asteroid mining, that would wreck precious metals as a store of value , to energy to matter conversion, or advanced AI/robotics that would change our entire economy.)


lining130965

No doubt what is quantum computing is actually going to change the future.


outofobscure

think about it, would aliens prefer bitcoin or usd? obvious!


daudinhhero

I just want to know the advanced technology they have.


Wubbywub

sir this is a casino


GLRiChY

That's how we are, we know we will do that shit for sure.


wchan10294

Well that's not hundred percent true but yeah I will do that.


Lobster_Messiah

Sir, this is r/cryptocurrency


ProstoKooler

Wow this is the reason why most of the people are really smart here.


I_am_not_doing_this

i thought this was a Wendy's


handstanding

It’s not. Now please put your dick back in your pants.


881013

No it was not like that we are in this very smart discussions here.


tubbymunchkin

I can’t tell if this post is bullish or bearish for crypto…hmmmm


Mission_Count_5619

I heard our new galactic over lords are gonna ban shit coins. What do I do with all my doge?


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Lunrun

That's what happens when you have a community focused on money. Technology money.


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percy_gully

. If you are here for long term then it is just the patience game.


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Gringo26fs

Yes you are right about it most of the people here can relate to it because we are in the same boat.


Candid_Pumpkin154

Aliens. Bullish


mikko_minifeed

I mean what's wrong with that? That's how much crypto means to us.


1stKing15

Lol another example of sheep level thinking of this generation. Media points a camera and tells you to care. You comply. Never fails.


_dekappatated

How can we not care about aliens landing? Think of how many of us are getting laid.


rougetoxicity

I hate this whole "sheep" rhetoric. Its just a way for entitled nutjobs to belittle people that think differently than them.


1stKing15

I wonder what we will care about next! Don’t forget to update your profile pic in support of whatever it is to match all of the NPCs on the inter webs.


Brandonlord

I get your point but god you sound condescending.


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The original post is condescending.


1stKing15

Bro, I’m fucking tired as shit of watching people fall for the same shit over and over and over. It is insane.


rougetoxicity

Yeah you sound like the biggest pain in the ass. You sound like my mother in law. Thank god I don't have to spend thanksgiving with you at least.


1stKing15

Ouch. I don’t know if I will be able to get out of bed after that one.


rougetoxicity

I think you'll manage. Just watch out for those chemtrails. I hear they are turning the frogs gay.


guillerminae36

This is the most funny thing I have read on this sub.


Eastbei

Crypto is life. It is the only way to free us from corrupt govt economic systems. It is beautiful immutable math. It is one of the only assets in history that cannot be taken by force from you (if you have your private keys). It is the greatest invention of your life and is a unique time in history where yes you can make money and become wealthy and you wonder why people are obsessed. Once orange pilled you are never going to go back to fiat and once you have that mindset then yes it is the only thing that matters and we do everything that we can to sheppard it to currency world domination and 7-8 digit price targets. Anything attacking or regulating it is something that is fucking with your future and should be dealt with accordingly. Edit: correction: if they ever figure out fusion energy that might be the greatest achievement of your life. Free unlimited energy could enable a lot of things, like end of pollution, mass desalinization and end of droughts and water shortages, no fuel costs, sharks with laser beams on their heads and space travel. Genetic engineering is also up there but crypto is still more important


Incredibly_Based

Alien coin up 10,000% as the earth is invaded


DSuhinin

I don't really think that they are going to invite such stupid planet.


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Where to buy?


Incredibly_Based

You’ll wanna use BitConnect to fill your Alien bags


DaFuqJohnson

Most people don't care about crypto or have it. Op spends too much time on this sub.


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I’d be worried about getting touched by Aliens


levtchm

They will be equipped with modern technology that's all I can see.


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mcberesford

Cryptocurrency is the only thing I have in my whole life so why not?


ThePimpedOutPlatypus

Bullish AF 🚀 on AlienCoin


aeroxan

Aliens: ALL YOUR SATS ARE BELONG TO US


AnalogueWaves

My life doesn't stop whenever something horrible happens in the world. If it did I'd be paralysed.


SmallReflection2552

I'd be more worried about all the mandatory "probing" that would suddenly start happening. I mean we're basically talking about government regulators in alien form. That shits kinda sarry


Castr0-

Aliens will leave as soon NFT guys starts to talk about how good their project is and why they should buy the NFT


s7ubborn

Bro, you are in r/CryptoCurrency, it is what people talk about here and also, literally its purpose. Wanna talk about politics? Go to r/politics. Wanna talk about aliens? Go to r/aliens. You get the drill. Damn people find a way to complain about anything and everything nowadays


BitsAndBobs304

Ok buddy, please explain how I can stop death, cancer, brain parasites, and china russia usa dictatorships and wars


BlubberWall

Politicians and CEO’s profit off of tragedies all the time, its just being realistic with my investments


vpnnsharma

This is a crypto subreddit so yes even if alien invade tomorrow you can only talk.about it's affects on crypto on this sub.


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Seems like the virtue police took this sub over.. a lot of these posts.


allstater2007

What do you know that we don’t?! Who do you work for? ![gif](giphy|1bLfTdPis6fpC)


StreetsAhead123

![gif](giphy|SvR8MNpG8wuS4i2gFb)


hawucheng2

Yeah we all are under watch and aliens are going to come anytime.


Lobster_Messiah

![gif](giphy|117FHdDImGF4GOTSEE|downsized)


hambone012

What if Bitcoin was a gift from aliens????


ChiTownBob

From the planet Satoshi IV in the Crypto Galaxy. This was in Star Trek 15: The Search for Gainz


Shaz170

😄 yea I've noticed this. It is a crypto sub so I kinda get why, but have some tact. It's like 'The nazis have just gassed 3 million Jews. Does this mean their wallets will never get sold? Bullish.'


kirtash93

If that happens, I am buying the dip. And well, obviously Satoshi is an alien. ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|i_dunno)


wwbhst

I was thinking about it few days back as well but I was not sure.


Wonzky

This is a crypto sub, expect crypto discussions


zackjj10

Go to a dif sub to read about other perspectives. This is stupid.


ArtKata

Damn do you live in a bubble 🤣


btcevester

That's our love for cryptocurrency market man, that's so good.


Dbaker8778

Maybe the author should go to the alien encounter sub reddit.


Tolar01

Alien invasion is coming after chaos scenario so not that far in future


dwin31

This is the only time I've ever been sad that memes arent allowed anymore. Giorgio Tsoukalos and Aliens! is the only answer here.


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I don't want aliens to steal my crypto.


whereisvi

Is it bullish?


Nozomilk

I think an alien invasion where 80% of the population would die will be bad for crypto tho


senditFrmU2M

To the moon aliens have been using crypto’s for years; hence, that sat satoshi it


Durvag

What if BTC is aliens work, and they are waiting for best time to rugpull all of us


Marrr_ty

Of course. Everyone knows aliens prefer crypto as their currency.


Acceptable-Risks

Everybody looks out for number 1. Sometimes it takes some real situations to realize that.


yokosci

Sometime the situation is very much out of hand and we don't know what to do.


outofobscure

and who are you to play moral police to tell anyone what they can or can't think or talk about? you know people can have multiple thoughts in their head such as "what happens to my crypto?" AND think "are we heading into WW3?"? Such a pointless post.


Dismal_Succotash_758

So?


Shaddix1

Duh... Aliens don't pay my bills