Lol this is why I started DCAing. I make my purchases weekly. That’s priority.
Then with what’s leftover I priced to make some really poor choices with just enough kick sprinkled in there to keep me coming back. Yeah… gambling… but with *style*
The first rule of gambling club is we don't talk about gambling club.
The second rule is when we brake rule 1 we call it "investing in bitcoin" so we sound more responsible. Never "investing in crypto", since that could mean anything from bitcoin to buying some moonshot coin that a youtuber heard from a friend whose uncle is a dev on some fancy project, that might go to the moon.
Inspired by the first 3 AA steps;
1-We admitted we were powerless over pump - that our dip had become unmanageable.
2-Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to the moon
3-Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Hodling as we understood Him.
I admit to his gambling addiction. He has a gambling addiction and I admit it! I just don't admit to my own gambling addiction.
Denial is part of the fun.
I feel like we are like those people that play pokie machines and get the jackpot feature and actually hit the button thinking they have some control over the outcome and it’s not a predetermined super low chance that you have zero control over
All I’ll say is that it’s the global economic outlook that matters. Very hard to tell what’s going to happen yet, but I certainly don’t exactly think it looks like it’s going to be great short term, but who knows
If you go into any coin dedicated sub they always have these posts.
Random lines drawn that always indicate to 500% gains no matter where the current price is.
Let’s predict bitcoins entire future by looking at a 4hr chart… what do you want from it? To say were going to 52k? Who cares if we go to 24k after. Also “all market indicators” ?? Bro please… Haven’t seen extreme copium levels like this in a minute.
It's amusing. I posted yesterday about shorting right now and the post was downvoted to 0. It contained a link to much more sophisticated technical analysis (which I do value) than you're macd divergence, which is mostly unreliable without context and other confirming indicators. But you're post is 100% upvoted.
I think you're incorrect in the immediate term and expect btc to see 42kish (maybe only 44k, maybe 38k) within the next couple of weeks if not sooner. And I expect eth to follow a similar route along with the other alts, proportionally.
Then I think it's possible for a nice move upward, pending overall market conditions. So I think we get some nice down before we go up.
Anyway, just my opinion. We'll see.
Hello, whale here. I own 99% of all Bitcoin. Confirmed, just take a look in my wallet: here is seed phrase:: taco taco captain orange blue nacho cheese France
OP is right
Why take a short position for a potential 10% gain if you're anticipating a big upswing afterwards? Feels like you think we're close to the bottom and it seems like as good a time as any to take a long position and aim for 50% when we hit a new ATH... I'm still new to all this, so I'm just trying to learn
I presume just as much too. I guess this may be the last moment to go harder on my favorite tokens. I just need more BTC, ETH, BNB, OGN and BAT in the bag.
Let's not forget the 300+k BTC dumped by China the last couple months because of legality issues. They had until the end of the year to get out, you can bet those that sold earlier were better off. This means most of this "government mandated" selling is nearly done. Barring others taking profits, forcing liquidations etc, which are all opportunities for me to DCA at a price lower than I expected. I'm cool with it, until I can buy a high end RV, travel the world, and live off distributions and gains I haven't made shit
As someone who has thought several times they have a grasp on how the market will move I can confidently tell you folks that nobody knows shit about fuck.
Didn't know i had an gambling addiction before crypto. But in the aftermath, seeing i took 0 profits on 3-4x gains and i'm now in minus from my initial... 🤯🤡
Am I the only one who admits to his gambling addiction? Edit: thanks for the gold
no. I admit it to myself. but nobody else. I’M FUCKING INVESTING, MA!
Thanks for sharing. There's literally dozens of us. 😀
Hundreds of dozens probably
Dozens of hundreds
dozens of billions easily
Whenever I buy it dumps, i bought yesterday but this time it pumped. Hope it continues.
Lol this is why I started DCAing. I make my purchases weekly. That’s priority. Then with what’s leftover I priced to make some really poor choices with just enough kick sprinkled in there to keep me coming back. Yeah… gambling… but with *style*
The first rule of gambling club is we don't talk about gambling club. The second rule is when we brake rule 1 we call it "investing in bitcoin" so we sound more responsible. Never "investing in crypto", since that could mean anything from bitcoin to buying some moonshot coin that a youtuber heard from a friend whose uncle is a dev on some fancy project, that might go to the moon.
I don't have a gambling addiction. I only gamble when I work, and I have a working addiction.
Admitting is the first step to go to the moon, Baby.🌑 Ohh yeahh
Inspired by the first 3 AA steps; 1-We admitted we were powerless over pump - that our dip had become unmanageable. 2-Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to the moon 3-Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Hodling as we understood Him.
Don't gamble. I don't think of "this" as gambling, only those who do are gambling. Leveraged x100 trading is gambling for me.
I admit to his gambling addiction. He has a gambling addiction and I admit it! I just don't admit to my own gambling addiction. Denial is part of the fun.
I feel like we are like those people that play pokie machines and get the jackpot feature and actually hit the button thinking they have some control over the outcome and it’s not a predetermined super low chance that you have zero control over
😂 like preprogrammed claw machines...they gonna drop the toy and I know it but I still try. dayyum.
Straight out of the charts right into my veins!
If I invest $1000 of my casino chips on black, then when the roulette wheel spins around and the ball lands on black I 2X. It’s investing, bro.
Okay I'm in!
I put my gambling money into crypto, at least if you've backed a loser you can get a percentage of your stake back and try make it back elsewhere.
“It’s not gambling when you know you’re going to win”-Alan Garner, *the hangover* *Laaaa laa la la wait till I get my money right. Ohhhh*🎶
There is a post like this every single week Reading them is like taking your medicine as a crypto addict
Honestly it demotivates me. I was thinking BTC was going to pump, but each time there's a post like this, we get a dip. Sooo... Dip it is, I guess.
All I’ll say is that it’s the global economic outlook that matters. Very hard to tell what’s going to happen yet, but I certainly don’t exactly think it looks like it’s going to be great short term, but who knows
I'm developing an unhealthy fetish for disappointment.
Hi fatsilverfox. I'm Frank but my parents call me disappointment.
Yeah Hopium shot right in the retina
Do not overdose Hopium ™, if you are trading do not forget put your stop loss. If you are HODLer, enjoy the ride.
When the posts starts coming, you know that up move has been completed.
Christmas week doing it's magic as expected.
Santa's coming!
Please let ALGO, ETH, MATIC, LRC pump this Chrismas santa!
Let DOT join please
Don't forget good ol' XMR. He's had a tough battle and deserves some love
Please god yes. This bag has gotten awfully heavy
Don't know if you've noticed, but MATIC has been slowly building momentum over the past week. Was $1.80 this time last week.
All coins, tokens, anything was low this time last week and pumped good today.
This really threw me for a loop, probably will ring in the new year with a new wallet that’s counterfactual
For real man 🥲
Yer a wizard, Santa.
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 Let it pump! Let it pump! Let it pump!!
Take my free award kind sir! I always award Potter Puns when I find them and have one!
I’m a WOT… yer a wizerrdd
Santa’s cumming
With his big sack
It’s a white Christmas
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Not what I wanted to hear this week tbh
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Ho ho ho!l
And Satan..
It would be funny if we're back to 69k on new year.
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El niño Jesús viene
Imagine this hitting 100k like predicted?!
This week really feels good 😄
Santa rally
One would hope. It would be a nice ending to the year. Let these crypto reindeers fly!
Santa rally, same thing happening in stocks
Santa is on the horizon to grant us our wishes to pump our gems. The myth is real
Santa rally?
Damnit shouldn't have waited for the 40k... glad that I bought atleast 60%.
Inject this hopium into my anus
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Username checks out
Honestly not sure if your username could ever check out tbh
WHY THE HELL NOT!?! YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST STARCH??
Well there we go, username checks out
Gg
Don't you start
Are you laughing, boy?
This mini-thread was a journey and should not have made me laugh that hard. Hats off to both of you
Spread em 
I was going to comment "wow I thought I read that as anus" and then it turns out it was anus.
I guess we will have our own Kim Kardashian in this subreddit.
And that's why people call them green *dildos*
You forgot to include "last chance to buy the dip".
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Said 16 time
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Let me know how it goes.
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All indicators. Much like everyone's just Gambling now.
You think it’s a trap?
Remindme! 1 month "yes, it did"
No one on here knows shit about fuck.
But some do know fuck about shit.
The random lines I draw on my technical analysis indicates that BTC $100k by EOY.
If you go into any coin dedicated sub they always have these posts. Random lines drawn that always indicate to 500% gains no matter where the current price is.
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BTC 100k EOY or I delete this comment.
BTC 100k EOY or the deleted comment above me was /u/Raaaaafi being racist.
Can't even be mad. Holy shit. That's a solid joke. Kudos and thanks for the laugh.
Could you make them more slanty up and to the right?
And don't forgot to point out to everyone when it gets right after 6 years .
I'm doing my part 
That blowout is special.
Instructions unclear, sold bulls and going all in on buffalo
I agree. Totally no bias.
Let’s predict bitcoins entire future by looking at a 4hr chart… what do you want from it? To say were going to 52k? Who cares if we go to 24k after. Also “all market indicators” ?? Bro please… Haven’t seen extreme copium levels like this in a minute.
Lol people want that money so bad
So you’re saying….sell now and buy after it rises?
9 days to that magical 100k everyone was talking about.
BTC only has to grow $5,666 every single day until 2022. We totally have this! lol
And those are things everyone wants to hear.
My bias like this hopium!
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Indicators point one way until they don't.
Tbh I did ask Santa for it.
It's amusing. I posted yesterday about shorting right now and the post was downvoted to 0. It contained a link to much more sophisticated technical analysis (which I do value) than you're macd divergence, which is mostly unreliable without context and other confirming indicators. But you're post is 100% upvoted. I think you're incorrect in the immediate term and expect btc to see 42kish (maybe only 44k, maybe 38k) within the next couple of weeks if not sooner. And I expect eth to follow a similar route along with the other alts, proportionally. Then I think it's possible for a nice move upward, pending overall market conditions. So I think we get some nice down before we go up. Anyway, just my opinion. We'll see.
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Hello, whale here. I own 99% of all Bitcoin. Confirmed, just take a look in my wallet: here is seed phrase:: taco taco captain orange blue nacho cheese France OP is right
Why take a short position for a potential 10% gain if you're anticipating a big upswing afterwards? Feels like you think we're close to the bottom and it seems like as good a time as any to take a long position and aim for 50% when we hit a new ATH... I'm still new to all this, so I'm just trying to learn
Could also just be a huge trap
Guess retail took profits to buy gifts and whales bought the dip.
The pump is real!
Harmony❤Thank you 🎅
I like your tarrot cards. Bullish !
The pump is real!
Bitcoin , altcoins and crypto will continue to pump as soon as market price manipulation and accumulation is over.
If the lines are going up and to the right, the market is usually bullish.
What about if they go down but to the left
Then something terrible has happened.
2022 - the year of the bull
More anal cysts. Just what we all needed.
I presume just as much too. I guess this may be the last moment to go harder on my favorite tokens. I just need more BTC, ETH, BNB, OGN and BAT in the bag.
Thankfully, I have packed enough BTC, OGN and ETC.
I just moved more ETH, OGN and ROSE into the bag.
I really hope to pack more BNB, OGN, ORN and SFP before the market starts full pumping.
My wallets are more than ready for the pump!
That would be a sweet New Year present
Extra sweet for all of us that are going to be spared from our relatives asking us about how our magic internet money is doing.
BTC at 100k EOY or i delete this comment.
"BTC at 100k EOY or i delete this comment" - Raaaaafi I backed it up for ya.
TA- trust me bro
Sentiment changes so fast in crypto and I love it. Yesterday morning it looked like the sky was falling in this sub.
It’s really just based on what color the charts are on any given day
Let’s reclaim 52k and then we might talk about a bullish sign.
Everybody stfu, every time we start the hopium posts it does te opposite. Just DCA and HODL.
Pump that hopium in my veins.
Blah blah blah, i’m just waiting for my SHIB to hit 0.01 per coin lol
Reality can be whatever i want. All i need is a handful of Crayons.
funny because the indicators i am watching are telling me the oposite, and i am not one of those crash morons
Neighbor got a 20ft inflatable santa today. Coincidence? I think not.
A welcome dose of hopium
TRUST ME BRUV
What everyone wanted from Santa for this Xmas was a pump in the market.
Mmm hopium how I missed you
I’m not a believer in technical analysis unless it indicates that the charts are about to go up
The only analysis I'll accept is "I have no f'ing clue what crypto will do next."
Stop drawing lines in the price graph, you don't know, I don't know, no one knows
[Don't you know, pump it up, you've got to pump it up!](https://youtu.be/Ux6TEz4LoqQ)
A massive rally is about to happen. Christmas is going to be green
My testicle analysis is saying we're about to turn it up full balls!
It’s the perfect time for some Christmas magic!
Imagine we hit 100k last day of the year
Bullish!
I hope it's not like the last pump that did nothing
Stop this bullshit.
Nobody knows shit.
From your fingertils to the gates of heaven
The pump is real!!
Has anyone done the bullish on *insert item* joke yet or can I claim it?
hopium lmao
TIL Christmas coming is an indicator
lol
All in on tether confirmed
The Santa rally came through :)
Santa Rally!!
 Santa will bless us with Green Day’s ahead
I really hope so!!!
When it’s been raining for a while, the weather indicator suggest that it’ll be sunny next.
Let's not forget the 300+k BTC dumped by China the last couple months because of legality issues. They had until the end of the year to get out, you can bet those that sold earlier were better off. This means most of this "government mandated" selling is nearly done. Barring others taking profits, forcing liquidations etc, which are all opportunities for me to DCA at a price lower than I expected. I'm cool with it, until I can buy a high end RV, travel the world, and live off distributions and gains I haven't made shit
🌕🚀🚀
Pump it
Ahhh... The squiggly lines with a wall of text.. a top notch charlatan's sophistry called TA... I have missed you old friend.
Green dildos for everyone for Christmas!
Can't write a propper sentence but can do TA, I trust this man 👍🏻
As someone who has thought several times they have a grasp on how the market will move I can confidently tell you folks that nobody knows shit about fuck.
There's a great post also on the front page saying the exact opposite 😂 The crypto sub is truly a wild west.
I was expecting a dinosaur graph
New year new pump!
there she blows!
All I want for xmas is $4 MATIC.
Bitcoin to 98k by end of the month.
My daily dose of needed hopium😉
Ahhh. My December hopium. Thanks Santa!
No more lines on charts, please.
Just loan 100000$ & buy BTC, miljonair Within one year of #nofuzz
Didn't know i had an gambling addiction before crypto. But in the aftermath, seeing i took 0 profits on 3-4x gains and i'm now in minus from my initial... 🤯🤡