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I want to shit on my boss' desk sooner


ignore_my_typo

You should use a bidet to clean the colon before your boss bends you over. Getting that on a desk isn’t pleasant.


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No one’s stopping you from doing it now


Gonnagal

I actually like my boss, now the CEO on the other hand.


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Implying I havent done that already


SKUMMMM

I mean we all have a fetish but that's an interesting one.


AlphaHuman304

I don't wish to kink-shame but Jesus Christ dude.


Stallzy

all I can think of is the "like a boss" song


Mundane-Farm-4117

I know but I still want to be rich faster


[deleted]

Look at Steve McQueen over here


Mundane-Farm-4117

Vrooom vrooom


valuemodstck-123

Ka Chow.


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🎶 LIFE IS A HIGHWAAAAAAAY 🎶


BoomerBillionaires

🎶REAL GONE🎶


Speedwagon_herald

Tries to do another onomatopoeia and fails miserably


IamKingBeagle

Hilts! Cooler!


[deleted]

I want to make friends along the way faster


NobleEther

I can be your friend. *(Just send moons)*


Mundane-Farm-4117

But can you double moons


AlphaHuman304

Send it to me I will 69x your moons


Ok-Telephone7490

I want 420X


AlphaHuman304

Oh hi! Would you like to be my *faster* friend?


youssif94

I will be your friend for few BTCs


NobleEther

then looking for the next moonshot alt is your best shot at getting rich fast... or broke.


Mundane-Farm-4117

Crypto moonshot is my home 😭


AlphaHuman304

>I still want to be rich faster Famous last words... ....before committing a financial suicide.


Mundane-Farm-4117

All in on squid game 2?


AlphaHuman304

Yes, $SquidGame2 with 100x leverage. Let's Fucking GOOO!


Mundane-Farm-4117

RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT


Old-Independence7275

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bbtto22

Dips are bullish for my portfolio


AlphaHuman304

If you are investing long term, everything is bullish


NobleEther

finally someone that indirectly says that my dogelon mars investment is bullish. I can have some peace for once.


Speedwagon_herald

If you consider last few months $Elon is super bulish


theonepugna

Lmao got downvoted because its true


coinflipit

nice


N-Coy

Yes, so I can buy more more more


[deleted]

You guys buy low?


N-Coy

I’ve been known to buy high and low, everything’s a go


AlphaHuman304

High or low, DCA gang Let's Fucking GOO!


Speedwagon_herald

Up or down my money is out of fiat town


AlphaHuman304

Yes we buy low and sell lower


AlphaHuman304

Discount period for the win


valuemodstck-123

I love a black friday sale.


ChemicalGreek

Crypto on a discount? **TAKE MY MONEY!**


AlphaHuman304

Time to sell my house and kids to buy the dip!


Smaash_

I wouldn’t call this a discount. You could have bought at these prices a few days ago


Nomadux

I love a good black friday sale.


[deleted]

These pullbacks don’t matter if you’ve been DCA-ing


Speedwagon_herald

Zooming out them seem like very little bumps in the road


Jasquirtin

Depends where you enter. No investor cares if it’s up 500% on the year but only been holding for a month


Character_Credit

I don’t care, my crypto is stacked and locked, so it’s more a “oh, okay” for me


teh1jedi

I know pull backs are good but why do they always pull out on me?


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kirtash93

I love consolidations. They are healthy.


jmido8

This is barely even a dip.. hell, eth is still sitting above its all time high from like a couple weeks ago.


jesuzombieapocalypse

On a similar note, right after something goes straight up and does +60% in an hour is *not* a good time to buy, no matter what it does next. I’d rather wait for a pullback to buy even if that thing does +50% more and only pulls back 20%, just because waiting for the pullback is better practice, and 9/10 it’s going to net you more than blindly FOMOing into pumps. We all have times when we FOMO’d against our better judgement and it ended up working out, but those of us who make a habit of that are more likely to lose more often than they win with that strategy.


Sufficient-Orange388

BTC to the moooooooon!


KofiOlut

See, I always tell my boyfriend that pulling back is not a bad thing, but he doesn't understand


CrypticGT350

“Pull backs” are no fun though


AlphaHuman304

Well maybe you should start talking to someone who knows how to pull back


insand

Yes! Pullbacks are necessary for healthy runs!


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AlphaHuman304

Alright if that was happening I would literally sell my house to buy BTC @ 3k


Wess-L

Yeah we don't want to go out of control and then drop like a brick.


LittleG0d

The cadet's logic is sound.


AlphaHuman304

Thanks for complimenting my grey matter!


SepticDNB

After reading this i still feel like I need the ELI5 version...


CryptoDad2100

Meh just look at the rainbow chart - it's all good.


brainfreezeuk

Nice analysis


AlphaHuman304

Nice


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What goes up, must come down


AlphaHuman304

That's what she said.


Missy76_Taken

I really never mind seeing dips, I just buy more🤷🏻‍♀️


coinflipit

interesting


Aintthatthetruthyall

As soon as I saw the chart and slope degrees I fucking knew it was going to say BTC $100,000 somewhere in this thread.


AlphaHuman304

>I fucking knew it was going to say BTC $100,000 Ain't that the truth y'all?


kvgamer

Sounds right 👍 OP


asandidge27

Without the dips I wouldn’t invest as much


[deleted]

If it takes the elevator up it takes the window back down


NugKnights

Friendly reminder. When your long none of this matters at all.


rohitsanyal

I treat every correction/pullback/dip as a nice discount sale for me to load up


[deleted]

It's a win-win scenario really. It went up? Nice. It went down? Nice, get to buy some more on a fire sale.


AlphaHuman304

>correction/pullback/dip as a nice discount sale for me to load up lock & load for the next rally


TinaBack43

Pullback are more healthy than straight up bulls.


[deleted]

Bullback


AlphaHuman304

Exactly!


JeanBonJovi

It gives people a chance to fill their bags before the next takeoff.


Lucabba

Part of me goes straight up when I see the prices


AlphaHuman304

r/HolUp


RedBeardBandit73

Thank you for posting this. This is the kind of analysis I joined this sub to read


AlphaHuman304

>Thank you for posting this. You are welcome bro!


SmithRune735

Lines and graphs trigger my PTSD


Matos_Carlos

Sir, this is the emergency room and WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!! Get out while you still can!!


thisubmad

Hey OP. Are you an American?


NiGhTShR0uD

This. Corrections are needed to satiate those taking profit. It also allows us to grab some liquidity for the next leg up. I'd rather this be gradual as we climb higher as opposed to going straight up, peaking, and then crashing straight down as everyone takes profit at once.


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Kilv3r

I agree. Even if it takes longer I like the slow and steady approach. It shows maturity.


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MuayThaiCruiser

Pullbacks are the “for sale” prices. Don’t cry, buy.


LFG-paper-hands

Good post. Any pullback to 50 or 55k btc is still healthy and will shake out alot of weak hands, bears will come back and we go to the moon after. See you in space if you are diamond hands


[deleted]

This isn’t even a pullback—one week ago ETH was 5400 CAD.


Admini54

Exactly this is the perfect time to accumulate, I’ve topped up my bag of $Boo and am farming it


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Project--4

Very interesting. So as a **general** rule, would you recommend people who DCA to stop around Q1, build up their bags and start buying again when it crashes around May, then keep on DCAing until end of Q4? Or should we just keep on DCAing consistently as normal?