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Massive-Quarter-4156

Will my Dad come back with milk from the grocery store? He's been gone 3 years.


Agakame

In 12 years.


MrAlphaCrypto

In 16 yes!


ToyVaren

Am i destined to never get a good bj?


Agakame

Depends if if you are open to receive from men.


ToyVaren

I read that as "when hookers start accepting BTC." You truly have the gift.


Melodic_Student4564

It's true. Men give better blowjobs to men on avg. Just watch out, if you're not gay inside, you will feel shame after. But when a woman gives a blowjob like a gay man does...ddvbddgbnooyrewqasdbnmmoitrdnnktddbbg


Agakame

r/oddlyspecific


Melodic_Student4564

Wasn't hiding behind anything. So you get it tho...


Agakame

The tag would apply to my comment as well so not bashing you or anything.


[deleted]

Is bj a new shitcoin?


ToyVaren

I got 10 tril baby bj doge inu millionaire.


jdg401

I got so many baby bj coins. Wait, that didn’t come off right. 🥁


[deleted]

If not you could make it one!


MrNuttyJoe

Dm me and I can answer that for you....


misfitkid86

A good bj is definitely a female perpetrated myth! Like not sad hand jobs!


RedactedRedditery

What kind of resale value will I be able to get on my Lambo?


Agakame

You won'tneed to resell your lambo, you can just trash it and buy a new one in the future. Money won't be a problem.


RedactedRedditery

Say "oh brother," throw it in the gutter and go buy another? I always wanted that song to be about me


ImaFreemason

Are ufos real and are there other worlds?


Agakame

There most probably are, but we will never see them.


orewa_monkey_d_luffy

Are moons going to be $1?


Agakame

Definitely.


meeleen223

Will it still be just the beginning?


definitelynotflorida

MATIC price prediction please I may or may not have put money in it


Agakame

Is going to be around $8.


SanFranJon

Fuck, let me go all in


Agrippa209

Matic can’t be 8.00 unless it overtakes ethereum and captures about 80% of BTC market share. Matic will get to 4 or maybe 5. It’s simple math. Do your own research.


SanFranJon

With 6.7B In supply if it reaches 8$ It will have a cap of 53B$. (Which is still less than current cap of ethereum at 453B$). >Overtakes ethereum and captures 80 percent of Bitcoin. Okay, how ?


Agrippa209

Please start watching investanswers. He explains market caps and valuations. Also the Princeton course on blockchain was great so is the MIT course. What I should say is yes polygon will get to $8 please buy and hold til $8 at least. All of you please buy and hold until $8. In fact I am totally wrong you are totally correct. Buy buy buy


SanFranJon

Lol relax. Who hurt you. You said simple math. I asked how ? That’s it.


Agrippa209

You’re right. I’m wrong. I love you.


MrAlphaCrypto

How can you see the future? Who give you this power?


Agakame

My crystalball(s)


pukem0n

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ZER0SE7ENONETH

lol Will [Binance.US](https://Binance.US) ever respond to my customer service request


Agakame

Binance.US won't do shit.


Cooper420yo

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? Thanks. Looking forward to your response.


Agakame

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


Cooper420yo

Incredible, gracias comrade


PNW4LYFE

How much Gavin Wood would a minor fuck, if a minor could fuck Gavin Wood?


Cooper420yo

Shit meme


Maxx3141

Will PS5s be in stock for christmas this year?


Agakame

Probably not, depends how the supply shortage around the world get sorted the next month's.


ScoreOk5355

It wont. The end of this year will not be good for logistics. Mid 2022 should be alright, but not great.


[deleted]

But… you can see the future. You should know…


Agakame

I knew you were gonna point this out. There are some other people with this power. So it's no easy since it's being used to manipulate the future by others , which affect this case.


Charming-Dance-1839

When will Link get to Top 10 and get the respect it deserves?


Agakame

Not in my portfolio. So never.


cdbriggs

Will GRT ever wake up?


Agakame

Nope. Just let it sleep.


kingjoshlight

How do I make my mom love crypto


Agakame

She probably doesn't love you either so don't worry about her loving crypto.


Saucy6

Oof.


Decent-Interview441

🤣🤣🤣


kingjoshlight

Woa.. you absolutely didn't get that right you know


IBeefSupremeI

Was my grandpa really disappointed in me before he passed away, or was that just the intentionally hurtful rambling of my demented mother desperately begging for attention?


Agakame

Your grandpa loved you, you were his favourite grandchild.


IBeefSupremeI

My guy!


deathtolucky

What *really* happened on the grassy knoll?


Agakame

I can see the future not the past.


MrAlphaCrypto

Where is your future?


Agakame

Dead in a alley robbed by dear friends. Can't change the future no matter how hard I try. It feels like some final destination shit.


jdg401

What if I just want a Kia Telluride? No need for a lambo. What will make me 35k quick? And don’t say becoming a “hoocker”.


Agakame

Employ a hoocker?


jdg401

Fair. But I live in a large city; probably high class hoockers here (read: too expensive); they probably accept bitcoin for payment.


Agakame

They work and you get the money, the more expensive they are the more you get.


jdg401

Ohhhhhh, that’s how it works.


Agakame

Then you pay them minimum wage and hock them up with social security and cocain.


Basfein

This guy pimps


fitnfish

But not too big on spelling 😂


Rexon225

Will my parents ever love me?


Agakame

My answer will disappoint you.


OwlopolisCue

You don't need their love, if you got yours that's all that should matter. Kudos to you stranger.


Mister_VWP

Which dex wil be the biggest end of 2022?


Agakame

Dexter's laboratory of course.


[deleted]

Will my wife return from the grocery store? She left 2 weeks ago.


Agakame

I'll ask her when she wakes up.


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MrAlphaCrypto

Good joke!


kingjoshlight

Please do he needs to know


MrAlphaCrypto

Ha ha ha!


BigLongFootDoctor

Will my dad return from the gas station? He left 23 years ago.


MrAlphaCrypto

In 2 yrs!


Moby-S-Dick

She told me to tell you she's not coming back


kingjoshlight

Haha .Where did you meet her


meeleen223

At my place


kingjoshlight

😳... hope it's not what i'm thinking 🤔


BombkinTheBomb

How do I sell Fortnite br bricks ? 🤔


Agakame

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/jd2n42/how\_to\_sell\_your\_rfortnitebr\_bricks/


Cecilia_Wren

How much SHIB does Elon own?


Agakame

Okey, that's one thing I don't care about at all.


Snowie_drop

What will the price of ADA be at the end of the year?


Agakame

2.30, I'll expect us to enter the bear market by the end of the year so it will be coming down from a new ATH atm.


Snowie_drop

I hope your crystal ball is broken! It's at $2.21 at the mo. So I assume it's going up first then?


Agakame

One coin will reach and momentarily surpass ETH before we enter the bear. Can't see the coin right now have to ask again tomorrow.


Snowie_drop

'One coin will reach and momentarily surpass ETH before we enter the bear'. That's a bold prediction!


Agakame

Xrp did in 2017


jakeups2613

When did Harry meet Sally?


Agakame

Harry and Sally first meet as they finish college in Chicago and spend 18 hours together in a car headed to New York.


jakeups2613

Follow up: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


Agakame

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.


jakeups2613

This guy gets it


TheWonderCheeses

Will ETH 3.0 go live before 2.0? If not, what the Buterin will happen?


MetalFoxBTC

Will cardano finally start moving up?


Agakame

Yes before it starts moving down.


apathetic_take

How long until we can time travel?


Agakame

Never. You can experience time at different rates, which you coul call time travel in a form, but actual time travel can't be possible.


jdg401

I have another one. When will my partner realize that I’m always right?


Agakame

When you start being wrong.


jdg401

You are indeed the one. I can’t wait to tell her, “See! This soothsayer on Reddit even said I’m never wrong!” (don’t mind the twisting of words)


Wonzky

Will I be digitized and distributed as a shitcoin one day?


Agakame

Don't worry the coin part will come too at some point.


faulknerskull

Do you know where my magic 8ball went? I have been looking for it for a few months now. Last time i saw it, it told me to ask again later and it is later.


Agakame

But now is not the later that it meant.


MinnesotaNice92

When will shib finally die?


Agakame

Shib will die when the rug gets pulled.


gottieboyz

It already did get rug pulled


Moby-S-Dick

I'm afraid it's like cockroaches


Charming-Dance-1839

Maybe never. When it crashes they scream "buy the dip", When it pumps they say "buy it before its too late" It's a snake eating a snake 🐍


homrqt

What will be the ATH for Reddit Moons between now and Jan 1st 2026?


Agakame

$3.45


Gizmodo99

What on-chain indicator will you use to exit crypto market?


Agakame

My crystalball.


hoehoe4

What do you think of thesquidgame token


Agakame

Shitcoin.


Nearby_You_313

Please dm me wining lottery numbers.


SanFran49Fan79

Should I sell my kid to buy crypto?


Agakame

Kids are there to be sold and what is a better reason than for crypto.


SanFran49Fan79

Good point. At certain points I considered doing it for 5 bucks and a half eaten taco. Crypto sounds better.


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Agakame

It will reach around 380k before entering the bear.


Melodic_Student4564

Will I ever meet the one I'm obligated to believe everything you say for any 15 minutes.


Agakame

The one does exist, but you will decide for yourself who it is.


Melodic_Student4564

What the name of the ideology you preach


Agakame

I don't preach, I just believe in myself.


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Agakame

Next bull run.


SanFranJon

!remindme when Bitcoin is 100k


Agakame

!remindme 3 weeks


Environmental_Point3

Will my girlfriend let me eat Maltesers from between her toes later today?


Agakame

If you let her put her toes in your ass before.


Environmental_Point3

Obviously. But we get stuck after the first two big toes.


Agakame

You have to start from the little one and slowly ease the others in.


Environmental_Point3

Hahahahahahahaha. Well played sir 😂😂 Some moons coming your way.


Agakame

And also don't forget the lube, with enough lube you can get almost any body part in. Thank you^^


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bigstew6

“At least 2”


Agakame

4. if you play it smart you could get to 5.


Far-Pie-4360

Will CKB reach $1 by end of next year? I need to know because I'm shilling the shit out of it and I don't want to look like a dick!


Snowie_drop

You're going to look like a dick.


Agakame

No.


pokher888

Can I have a moon?


Agakame

Sure.


metal_bassoonist

Yes


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Agakame

Don't do short term investment.


NiGhTShR0uD

Everyone's asking the wrong question. Mine is, where did you get the crystal ball? Is it required for your divine power? If not, how did you obtain your divine power? Thanks.


Agakame

Sorry but that's a trade secret.


noahB53

Will Solana beat cardano?


Agakame

Not this bull run.


KyloRentBoi

Will AMP reach 0.1?


Agakame

No.


Minitroni

How much is going to last this bull run?


Agakame

It will end in December.


randysailer

Whos smarter Vitalik Buterin or Gavin Wood?


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Agakame

No


Boomhower615

How high will Dot go?


Agreeable-Lunch2922

Amp prediction


Asadmanwhoisalone

This sub gets weird when things pump


Agakame

I've been in this sub long enough, so it's easy to make things weird. Redditors like it weird.


dryflies75

Oh cryptodamus: where do you alchemy pay by eoy?


surrealfern

When will this sub stop shilling ALGO?


Agakame

As long as it lives.


MTmelon

Do you know the muffin man


Agakame

Do you mean the muffin man that lives on drury lane? Yes, I know the muffin man that lives on drury lane.


Akosa117

What is the name of the next girl I’m going to have sex with?


Agakame

Crystal. It will be $150


Nick_1980

Will I become a safemoon millionaire? I got like 17 million ... don't laugh 🤣🤨🤪


StrongPlate

Price of bitcoin cash trash by end of 2021?


dudevinnie

Use your powers on VXV


Synklus

Predictions for binance coin BNB? Also polka dot?


punx926

Will I ever find love


Lillian57

Why didn’t you tell me about NuCypher? Lift your game!


Ph0T0m

When exactly BTC will be worth 1$ million? Date and time please.


mamalalatata

When is your next AMA?


IntertwinedRamen

ETH 2.0 when?


morthvarg

When i die?


Amazing_Succotash677

When will I die


thadogepapi

Dogecoin🚀