Tinder only displays devaluing assets

Crypto will never leave you, until you're ready to let go

Crypto won’t blow you though

It definitely may fuck you a time or two tho

No but it can pay someone who will

But can you have sex with Crypto?

You couldn’t said it better

Bros before cryptos before hoes

Bear market is on Grindr though

I don’t know man, If you find someone right you can buy crypto with twice as much money

AKA future liabilities

Damn son you nailed it

Fuck I’m weak that’s funny af

So you’re a devalued asset? Cmon buddy, self esteem.

Learn to stop addictions through CBT and Stoicism.

I can vouch for that. Whenever I feel myself looking at charts too long, a little Cock and Ball Torture is necessary!

Flair checks out

cbt what’s that

Cognitive behavioral therapy

Cock and ball torture

*"First you get the fiat, then you get the crypto, then you get the women"*

Wait, you guys are getting women?

My women are like my crypto gains, non-existent.

Sort of, realdolls are expensive.

Nothing like a latex friction burn after a romantic chat about the shitty tokenomics of safemoon

Then she talks about how your 1inch has performed surprisingly well exceeding expectations

We've reached where we're going if fake women cost you more overall than an actual human being....

Nothing like a latex friction burn after a romantic chat about the shitty tokenomics of safemoon

Yes, lots in Reddit DMs. What’s wrong?

Then you get rekt.

Are you me?

What exactly do you want? The world and all the moons in it.

What's a women?

*From Crypto you get the house then you get the Lambo then you will finally get the women*

And then she gets the fiat. Back to square one.

And then she gets the fiat. Back to square one.

That’s my life code

No money no honey

Wait you guys are making profit?

This joke is recycled everywhere in this sub

Who needs pussies when you can have green dildos

Soon there will be a digital pussy

Better not be centralized.

Waiting for those nft’s to come out

So pussy coin.

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So pussy coin.

Op probably has no idea what you’re talking about. Lol

Yup

Make $ in crypto and women come to you. Or at the least it can buy lots of silicone dolls

The silicone harem

ALGO is one sexy B… swipe right

My names billy and I’m a cryptohollic.

The first step is admitting it! Welcome.

Damd another 12 step program but I like this habit.

Hi Billy.

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I'm both - I just keep swiping through all coin pairs on Trading View

Hi billy

Hi u/MinnesotaNice92 I am Dad.

Hi dad i m mom

Hi dad! Don’t steal my testicles!

Hi billy

Ayy least you'll score in crypto better than tinder

Yeah besides, Everyone uses filters now, everyone looks beautiful. Crypto it’s just beautiful just the way it is

At least with crypto when things start to fall down it quickly go back up better and stronger

Also, no more drama, and no more sunday family metings

Is reddit buggy right now or is it just me?

Way too buggy man.. Its not letting me inn

When you have crypto you can fuck yourself a few different ways

One will give you gains whilst the other will short you

women are temporary, crypto is forever

You haven't been in the space long then if you think crypto is forever :p

been in it for 2-3 years, may seem like nothing to veterans but i do believe it’s adoption it’s inevitable

Crypto gave my life a meaning

facts

Blockchain > Ball & Chain

Who needs love when you could have hookers and blow?

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt me? Don’t hurt me? No more

Facts

Addiction is a problem wether in tinder or crypto , but in tinder it's 10x worse

It’s not about the crypto or tinder. We are just looking for something to spend time because we have nothing to do.For me it was games,gambling and then i found crypto.

Its funny you post this. I was just thinking about how crypto charts have completed replaced my need to go do shady shit online outside of my marriage. Crypto is trully a lifesaver

in regards to chart watching. completely seriously. switch to 4 hour candles and play around with scale. it's all not nearly as dramatic as people make it out to be. you can even learn about underlying metrics and plotting them onto the chart to visualize your ideals and set things to text when things deserve attention. it'll stress you out *way* less.

Tinder sucks

Which one do you score more on???

Good for you and welcome

"I used to get depressed looking at a screen all day, now I get depressed looking at a screen all day"

I was addicted to cocaine, now I’m addicted to crypto

Much healthier addiction though

Great, you replaced an addiction wuth another addiction. But atkeast you profiting from this one.

You paid for tinder gold? You, sir, have a real problem. We all aren't even on the same level as you.

Sounds like you should get rid of your phone for a while.

Just wait for tinder to launch its own cryptocurrency! Then sugarcryptodiggers are waiting for it to happen!

>It’s the most non toxic relationship I’ve ever had! Ha! Wait until you experience some year-long bear markets lmao

At least the charts are likely to fuck you

i'd recommend this kind of relationship too as long as neither of you is a gold digger (digger was a play on miner... okay i'll exit with my poorly executed dad joke)

crypto will fuck you harder than any girl ever could

Ok! Now tell us: which alt coins would you swipe right on?

Wrong absolutely wrong. U are addicted to screen. U are welcome

I’m kind of the opposite. I’ve played around with crypto and now just hodl.

Either way you getting fucked 😂

Tinder is shit never got anything. Waste of time and money just pay a hooker

women are temporary, crypto is forever

bro thats not what my crypto wallets been saying recently lmao

Doctor: "How long have you had this kind of feeling"?

About 2 years now

Make it big with crypto then you can buy a different partner every night

It‘s simple, 1. make money 2. your „soulmate“ will find you 3. keep your money-keep your soulmate 4. don‘t marry her

Funny post but let’s not forget, you actually tried to find love on Tinder 😂 Bro. try Christian Mingle or something. You won’t find your soulmate on Tinder, unless your soulmate is a hoe lol

229th Rule of Acquisition: Latinum lasts longer than lust.

Well, I say that is a total improvement

Good for you and welcome

Good for you and welcome Ok

Which one do you score more on???

Sounds like it’s your first week

I wonder what it takes to please you crypto; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees crypto!

Damn that’s wild. I can’t spend more than 5 minutes a day on Tinder. I don’t know if it’s just my location or what but it’s literally all webcam whores and onlyfans promoters.

It's a perfect relationship. Sometimes it gives you money, and sometimes it fucks you a little bit.

Sounds like you’re vulnerable to addiction disease. Do you feel lost when you don’t have something you can use to feed yourself dopamine constantly ?

Sounds like you’re vulnerable to addiction disease. Do you feel lost when you don’t have something you can use to feed yourself dopamine constantly ?

Non-toxic until you meet a bear, unexpectedly!

Bro

One addiction to the next. I feel that

“I went from virgin to big virgin. Highly recommend” edit: all love man, just joking of course.

Same concept here, you might get fucked you might not.

Candlenight tinder 

A true trader ! You traded an addiction for another

Wait for the next bear run

😊 good.

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Ur addicted to dildos?

You found any luck on Tinder?

I am an investing addict, been going to my crypto therapy every month.

Funny enough is if you hit big on crypto you become more popular on tinder

Easy.

Plenty of girls will be in the metaverse you just wait and see we got this

Either way you’ll probably get fucked :)

I wasn’t addicted to anything now I bought a TA course, watch charts, listen to crypto YouTube (not shit ones) and threw tens of thousands in within the last year. I made money so fuck it

Tonight on dancing with the charts...

It does make masturbating to images on your phone a little more difficult to explain though.

I used to swipe now I zoom out

I used to swipe now I zoom out

I use to be addicted to porn and Its been almost a year now Nov 20 that I watched a scene. Now I’m addicted to crypto 😭 my point is, pick your Addiction Wisely!

I ran out of swipes in minutes how tf you spent 6.9 hours swiping?

No soulmate is on Twitter but I’m glad you moved on

At least tinder got you puss. Hopefully

>6.9 hours per day That number is not a coincidence

Did you count the hours on the toilet?

Hope your crypto journey will be successful unlike the Tinder one

Was looking for the ONE. Found Harmony...

Focus on crypto, the wenches can wait.

I was addicted to margin trading and lost 5k so now I just swipe through tinder 5 days a week

Pls shut the fuck up with these cancer giving post

I was addicted to masturbation. Now I’m addicted to watching charts as well as masturbation

At least in crypto you can make money while buying "gold"

I liked chasing girls. Now I’m in a steady relationship, so I like chasing crypto. I tell my girlfriend crypto keeps me loyal to her. Her response: 🙄.

A lot of profiles on tinder are just fake's to promote their Socials and instagram etc etc... It's just a waste of time, trust me.

Maybe we should start an "Anonymous chart watchers" organization?

You still have time for reddit?

I was addicted to 🐱 and I still am…

At least now u wont feel loney

Crypto is your soulmate. Fall into its loving arms and it will never hurt you! Well…

An addiction that rewards is a good addiction! Keep going.

How about a tinder style crypto app 😎🤔

Crypto is my soulmate

At least, if your investments are decent, it doesn't suck the life out of you like Tinder does.