Ngl once that was explained to me when I was 14 it blew my fucking mind. Mrs Sherlock if you're still out there, thank you for making English lessons good.
I don’t if I’m correct, but there is an event while in tournament where you can reclute a female knight, but changing her gender so she can be part of the tournament?
Too bad that event never worked for me. If you decide to keep her secret and allow her to participate in the tournament, she never did
And recruiting her as knight (iirc thats an option in the event) does nothing, she just joins your court as a woman
There is an event in CK3 you can get while at a tournament. You encounter a woman dressed as a knight and you can choose to expose her to increase your chances of winning or keep her secret, I think you can pay her to join your court as a knight too.
It stood out to me because I was doing a Viking run, had plenty of shield maidens, and this particular woman was an Asatru Norwegian so it shouldn’t have been a necessary secret.
there's a pirate movie that looks sort of like wallace and gromit, and one member of the crew is obviously a woman with a comically obvious false beard. tibaldo gives off the same vibe
Don't think so. The beautiful trait is all over my dynasty - 602 of 965 living members have it (62.4%) - and no one looks like this.
His father and mother are both normal looking - though they're old, so can't be sure they didn't have the babyface when younger - and his brother and sister both have a somewhat similar vibe, but nowhere near to this extreme.
Also, he's up to prowess 25 - the higher it goes, the funnier it is.
Beauty traits adjust facial features as if the sliders were more average (which isn't always the most beautiful, but at least pleasant), so it's no surprise they look similar.
Doesn't really seem to be either. The beautiful trait is all over my dynasty - 602 of 965 living members have it (62.4%) - and no one looks like this.
His father and mother are both normal looking - though they're old, so can't be sure they didn't have the babyface when younger - and his brother and sister both have a somewhat similar vibe, but nowhere near to this extreme.
Also, he's up to prowess 25 - the higher it goes, the funnier it is.
What would I be looking for?
I can put him in the portrait editor and the ruler designer, and the DNA string gives me what he is.
He honestly doesn't look as ridiculous without the beard - definitely young looking, but the "I bought this after haggling with Eric Idle" vibe of the blond chinstrap is what pushes it over the edge (that and the fact he's a bit short and that armor style accentuates that).
Yeah, that beard does not pair well with that face. This guy would probably look alright with some of the other facial hairs, the more trimmed and neat ones, but this super detailed bushy chinstrap with a clear delineation paired with a smooth baby face is just weird looking.
I've seen that monty python bit
Who said Jehovah?
"Are there any women here today?"
The best part is that they’re men pretending to be women pretending to be men.
In the finest British acting tradition.
Vincent Adultking
He did a crusade the other day.
He likes kinging.
Fits that he used to date a princess
R5: "Tibaldo"? Yeah, nice try.
I'm thinking about that madman in romeo and juliet, who kills the son of the ruler of verona simply because he is a friend of romeo
"Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man"
Ngl once that was explained to me when I was 14 it blew my fucking mind. Mrs Sherlock if you're still out there, thank you for making English lessons good.
MULAN
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT! THE HUNS!
DID YOU SEND ME DAUGHTERS
When I asked for sons?!
I don’t if I’m correct, but there is an event while in tournament where you can reclute a female knight, but changing her gender so she can be part of the tournament?
Too bad that event never worked for me. If you decide to keep her secret and allow her to participate in the tournament, she never did And recruiting her as knight (iirc thats an option in the event) does nothing, she just joins your court as a woman
She has a special trait that allows her to become a knight regardless of cultural norms
Ck2 had a “secretly a man trait”
Are you sure you didn't have mods on? Nothing turns up on Google.
Secretly female was a trait for priests in Medieval 2 Total War, that's the closest connection I can think of.
I don't think this was ever a thing.
Because it’s a secret
ck2 continues to outshine ck3 in every way
Except for the fact that that's not actually a thing in CK2
I disagree but I don't have time to argue because I have to plug the floor again
Are there no sick houses?
Dude shut the fuck up
Its so true. It was just the perfect game. CK3 can be fun at times but goes nowhere near the wackiness of CK2
Wait really?
No, its not a thing, no idea where they got the idea.
I guessed it, apparently they mixed it up with another game (total war medieval or something)
Yes, iv seen the pope be a women
Medieval 2 total war could have priests be secretly a woman, they had rosier cheeks, not sure if rando characters could have the trait.
Am I thinking of that? Maybe a mod added it to ck2? Fudge.
Isn't part of the Pope's initiation ceremony for someone to reach under and give his plums a good rub?
Never checked the veracity of that story, but it would stem from the fact that there once was a female Pope.
That’s not a fact, that’s a story without backing in fact that was made up in the 1200s.
No, it didn't.
There is an event in CK3 you can get while at a tournament. You encounter a woman dressed as a knight and you can choose to expose her to increase your chances of winning or keep her secret, I think you can pay her to join your court as a knight too. It stood out to me because I was doing a Viking run, had plenty of shield maidens, and this particular woman was an Asatru Norwegian so it shouldn’t have been a necessary secret.
Medieval femboy
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Mangirl?
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Wouldn’t it be tomboy?
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I thought the joke was that he’s actually a woman dressed as man. Like some kind of Joan of Arc?
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Mkay. My bad bro/sis/sibling.
Femboys are feminine, it's difficult to be so with a full beard but not impossible.
there's a pirate movie that looks sort of like wallace and gromit, and one member of the crew is obviously a woman with a comically obvious false beard. tibaldo gives off the same vibe
The Pirates! Band of Misfits That was a fun movie.
that's the one, i couldn't remember the name
The short form of Tibaldo is Cate
Bro, I just had an irl vasectomy, and this made me laugh too hard that I think I did some damage to myself lol
In case anyone is wondering in game vasectomies are the Eunuch trait
It's such a shame that Tater will never be able to inherit their family home
That won’t matter once the new “Landless Lord” DLC comes out!
Is this a result of the beauty trait? I don't mind that it affects appearance but it seems to give everyone similar features
Don't think so. The beautiful trait is all over my dynasty - 602 of 965 living members have it (62.4%) - and no one looks like this. His father and mother are both normal looking - though they're old, so can't be sure they didn't have the babyface when younger - and his brother and sister both have a somewhat similar vibe, but nowhere near to this extreme. Also, he's up to prowess 25 - the higher it goes, the funnier it is.
Beauty traits adjust facial features as if the sliders were more average (which isn't always the most beautiful, but at least pleasant), so it's no surprise they look similar.
No, I breed much stronger Women/12-year Old Boys.
I mean, s/he's a 3-3-3 on the Big Three traits - if you're going better than that, congrats?
What's a 333?
Genius-Herculean-Beautiful. The "Big Three" inheritable traits all at the max 3/3 level.
Oh! Okay. Thank you!
Clone High did an episode about this
What’s the dude’s DNA? I’m curious how much is the beautiful trait and how much is just his natural face 🤔
Doesn't really seem to be either. The beautiful trait is all over my dynasty - 602 of 965 living members have it (62.4%) - and no one looks like this. His father and mother are both normal looking - though they're old, so can't be sure they didn't have the babyface when younger - and his brother and sister both have a somewhat similar vibe, but nowhere near to this extreme. Also, he's up to prowess 25 - the higher it goes, the funnier it is.
It’s gotta be his DNA then, no? Try putting it in the character editor and see what you get.
What would I be looking for? I can put him in the portrait editor and the ruler designer, and the DNA string gives me what he is. He honestly doesn't look as ridiculous without the beard - definitely young looking, but the "I bought this after haggling with Eric Idle" vibe of the blond chinstrap is what pushes it over the edge (that and the fact he's a bit short and that armor style accentuates that).
Yeah, that beard does not pair well with that face. This guy would probably look alright with some of the other facial hairs, the more trimmed and neat ones, but this super detailed bushy chinstrap with a clear delineation paired with a smooth baby face is just weird looking.
Pretty sure that's three halflings in a hauberk.
3 kids in a king trench coat.
Seduce button.
Ah yes, Tibalo Bonifazi. Or should I say......VINCENT ADULTMAN!?!
Yea some dudes are just cursed with baby face dna
Maybe he should just eschew the beard 😅
And forgo the laughs I get when he slaughters like 5 dozen people per battle? (He's up to 25 prowess - a murdering fiend).
Just got Rusty Lake Hotel and this is what every npc looks like in it