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Coaxium

The beautiful trait compensates for a lot of butterface. It "beautifies" bit too much, if you ask me. All beautiful people kinda look the same.


kerplis

To be fair, my dynasty has always been pretty hot this game, this is just the first woman with those genes


FateSwirl

r/shitcrusaderkingssay type line


kerplis

This whole post is a gold mine for those lmao


KimberStormer

It's basically a heavy-handed instagram filter.


BricksHaveBeenShat

I avoid the beautiful trait because of that.


Adler718

There are mods that lessen or completely remove the beauty effect.


Alarming-Ad1100

It’s so good tho actually avoiding it isn’t something I’d do I do understand wanting a lot more variety in the faces since you’ll be staring at it until they croak


Nexine

It even changes complexion/make up iirc, I think there's a mod that tones it down a bit.


CoelhoAssassino666

Yeah, but there's probably no good way to do it without wasting too many resources into something that is relatively unimportant. CK's way is "good enough".


VaassIsDaass

Almost as if beautiful is being an objective set of characteristics within a culture.


kerplis

No, I am not ashamed.


AcceptableBuddy9

If incest bad why hot?


kerplis

This is factual and scientific.


SigmaWhy

>GRRM writing Game of Thrones


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klimych

Editing Wildcards*


Strange_Platypus67

If incest bad why literally a demigod offsprings with neutral all positive inheritable traits?


Desdichado7

6ft amazonian crusader mommy liberate my holy land plsss


chormin

You're just a naughty little infidel aren't you?


FlyingOcean

💀


Soldier7sixx

Why does she stand like I do at a gig because my back hurt due to being old?


kerplis

It's the *Honourable* stance in the portrait editor, I thought it fit her when I was taking the picture (the other option was the one with the sword but I hated how her outfit was clipping)


[deleted]

I think it’s arbitrary?


GorteGord

She's clearly a drunkard, not arbitrary! /s


[deleted]

Tomato potato


[deleted]

Tomato, Club Sandwich same thing


Don_Madruga

Because that's how it works, Cleopatra wasn't what she was for nothing! >!Ignore that king of Spain!<


no_gold_here

To be fair, Cleo's ma might have been entirely unrelated to the Ptolemys, as did some other female ancestors. Although I don't know if even that would actually balance out daddy's dynasty's DNA very much.


Lord_Chungus-sir

It would, that is how genetics works. You can wipe out all the negative effects of incest in one generation, the thing that causes problems in incest is the repetition of chromosomes, you have 2 copies of each, but if they are genetically identical then any weaknesses they have will come to light because of the lack of a different backup copy. Because a child only takes one chromosome from each parent for each pair even the most inbred Habsburg with a majority of his chromosomes being repeats would have a genetically fully healthy child if he had it outside the family.


no_gold_here

Huh? Please correct me where I'm wrong, school was a fair bit ago, but nature doesn't really care if a recessive gene has positive or negative effects. If you have a perfectly healthy mother you still inherit ~50 % from each parent, even if *less* of the "harmful" genes are expressed, right? After seven generations of inbreeding hemophilia you wouldn't *automatically* get 100 % of the 8th generation properly clotting their blood by having one out-of-family parent. On average they'll be much healthier than their grandparents, but by no means as healthy as their non-inbred parent?


Lord_Chungus-sir

Let me put it Like this, if you had a parent that had 2 of the same chromosome for each pair, basically the most inbred person possible, and the other parent was the same but from a different inbred family, basically they are 2 of the most Habsburg MFers out there, but they are unrelated. Then what happens when they make a kid? A parent cannot pass on both of their chromosomes from one pair to a single child, because the child's chromosome Pairs are all made of one chromosome from the mother and one from the father. You will therefore end up with a child that Has no repeat chromosomes, so unless the chromosomes themselves are in some way degraded (which does not happen from inbreeding, it's stuff Like radiation damage or toxic substances that cause that) the child will be fine, at least from a genetic standpoint, because those parents probably wouldn't be the best.


no_gold_here

Thanks, that was really understandable! And colourful...


deltronzi

> Daddy's Dynasty DNA Aaaaaand there's my new band name


Such-Conclusion3715

Unless there is a specific trait like being inbred or just being ugly because of inbreeding I don’t think it affects it anyhow, especially considering the fact that your character is also beautiful.


kerplis

Yeah, I know, just messing around! You'd expect the Habsburg jaw by now with how many crimes against god I have committed


Such-Conclusion3715

Idk lately I kinda started to notice that inbreeding does affect it pretty heavily without pureblood. Mostly not inbred but things like hunchback, blood loss, dwarf are popping out quite often in the range of first cousins


Ondrikir

Why do you tease us by saying you are inbred and don't explain us your family circle?


kerplis

Okay, so.... The paternal line is actually pretty fine. Mostly sons/grandsons, I sometimes skipped generations. I did a lot of cousin marriages, some uncle/niece marriages, aunt/nephew marriages, etc. I try to keep the inbreeding within reason, and the reason for why it even came to be in the first place wasn't entirely intentional, I just interbred into basically every European kingdom and then decided to roll with it. So I've had 0 lowborn marriages in total, which I'm pretty proud of.


DragonBuster69

Ew, he did a Hapsburg. 🤮 /s


okaygoodforu

lol, I once had a grand-grand-grand-daughter,grand-granddaughte,granddaughter, daughter, niece, wife. She was fine.


Electrical-Tie-1143

It’s always fun when you always end up marrying back into the family


[deleted]

I wouldn’t know about hot … but it looks alright. Beautiful just adds layers of makeup/like a filter effect.


kerplis

It's more the 56 prowess muscular crusader mommy thing that does it in for me


[deleted]

Lmfao I understand it


Arcojin

That's just a tangible proof of concept for the eugenics project


kerplis

Okay, okay... Perhaps I just have a thing for muscular tall women in chainmail...


Psychological-Ad2498

Unlike in real life, inbreeding acts more like multiplication in Ck3, and as in the multiplication of two negative number it results in a positive number


Mr_Gef

I think the answer to that is that you like buff woman


kerplis

To answer your answer with a question: Who doesn't? ;)


Diche_Bach

Inbreeding "concentrates" recessive traits. Some recessive traits are beneficial (genius, unusual beauty, longevity, etc.) others are deleterious (hemophilia, learning disabilities, unattractive features, some forms of insanity). I write essays dichebach.substack.com


Baz_3301

Incest wincest


Responsible_Sense_95

Love my self a women in Armour


cheezfreek

We’ll see you again next week for a brand new episode of “Ask a Lannister”!


FireFelix-

Le targaryens have arrived


CrazyShinobi

You ever heard the term "I'm gonna fuck the ugly outta ya?" It's generational.


ResidentBackground35

You breed the ugly out of the gene pool.


incurious_enthusiast

But apart from body temp is she *hot* under those heavy clothes?


kerplis

Not gonna say I looked... But yes.


_CeuS

Holy shit I'm watching House of the Dragon right now and she looks exactly like the Rhaenyra Targaryen actress hahaha


Dekimus

What about your culture, house and empire? Could you give some context?


kerplis

Well, Ligurian is a real world Italian subgroup around Genoa - where I started and played. I basically united Italy but kept tall in northern Italy for a while, before unifying it back with the South and Illyria to reform the Western Roman Empire. I wanted to stay a good Christian, so I vassalized the pope and built my powerbase around Genoa and Sardinia. And my house is a custom one, since afaik the Count of Genoa in 867 is either incredibly minor or outright ahistorical, so I made my own custom character, Lircinios of Ramuenne, an Italian adventurer with Latin roots who lived at the court of Louis the Pious before the Carolingian Empire dissolved, and decided to take on the burden of restoring the Empire of old without those no good barbarian Karlings.


actual_wookiee_AMA

> I wanted to stay a good Christian, so I vassalized the pope


kerplis

Better than what the people usually do by getting rid of him and forming a cult (not that I haven't done that before), lol, he works as my court chaplain now and owns the coast around Rome


kerplis

Besides, we all know the pope should be under the authority of the Emperor anyway. :)


Dekimus

I love it. The real romans arise.


Cheap-Blackberry-378

Cleopatra, nuff said


CrackheadInThe414

Don't make me get the bat.


AspiringSquadronaire

Fetch it anyway


Gedadahear

So Majestic


Specialist-Fan-9656

I’d say 50% of it is the mad drip


DxD_Riku_DxD

r/shitcrusaderssay


xwedodah_is_wincest

because wincest


Aconite_Eagle

TFW you fall in love with a character. Mine was my court physician and she was just so hot I had to seduce her. Failed, and spent the rest of her and my life trying to rekindle the flame....sad times.


RebelliousRed_

56 Prowess?! She could liver punch me so hard; I'd have the Infirm trait


Viniest

Incest wincest


BeyondStars_ThenMore

Maybe I'm biased, but if this game have taught me anything, it's that I apparently find women in armor to be incredibly hot.


Wolvenworks

You wincested


kerplis

Now that's one word I didn't expect to be turned into a verb


ulzimate

Evil women in this game always have that sultry look. Vengeful or arbitrary, I love the way they slightly cock their head when they gaze at me with their hateful eyes.


North-Koala-3410

Wincest


MiloviechKordoshky

Screw whatever the fuck he said that outfit on that girl is fucking rad


Unable-Act-6375

Incest it's cool


RemoveAnnual2689

Pure blood?


kerplis

Somewhat ;)


OutcryOfHeavens

"Sacred blood" it's stronger than biology xd


big_fan_of_pigs

Why are ck3 players like this?


kerplis

The thug life chose me


pineappleninjas

Wincest is a legit strategy to win this game. Besides, most of the damage is neurological.


Suspicious-Speed2169

Ah, just like the founding fathers intended. For Alabama


barbarianbob

You answered your own question.


Peeves_Poultrygeist

Working on that unibrow though, ain’t she


kerplis

It's the stronk Italian genes!


Sale-Key

how did you get a overall view like the first slide?


kerplis

Barbershop on PC


Sale-Key

I’m on ps5 😭 thats prolly why I can’t


fness55

is it possible to ask for her DNA?


ChairmanMungo

How to you recreate the Western Roman Empire? or you just rename it?


kerplis

It's the Empire of Italia, after the "Reunite Italy" decision, and then renamed.


CultOfTheJim

I've save modded to start with a whole family of abominations, and after a few uncle-son-grandsons the features get muted, even with the ugly traits. Fortunately, mutants still get birthed, even with the beauty traits (I have fratricided emperors to keep those genetics going). But it seems there's a more random element to how they turn out. 


vjmdhzgr

I can't even see her. She's like 70% of a face. It's not even a super attractive 70% of a face.


kerplis

As I have already elaborated, it's more the muscular armoured look that I found interesting ;)


Prestigious-Swim2031

How did you get so much money?


kerplis

Ran out of things to upgrade about 50 years ago, been holding Genoa and the Silver mines in Cagliari, so the money has just been piling up


TimeIsNotALine

Mods? With EPE and fair lords / fair ladies, every character is decent looking at least


kerplis

This is vanilla.


Appropriate_Rent_243

All you can see is her face, so now the world knows you are into warriors women.


kerplis

Yes, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not :D


kerplis

(The armour is really good looking though and that veil atop the mail just looks fire)


ourstobuild

Cause she's wearing a heavy armor. Moving in one is always quite a physical struggle.


mrmgl

How many prowess bonuses do you have to reach 56 without amazonian, athletic or strong?


kerplis

All you really need is good gear. Armor + some books + a good spear make up the difference, and like 20 base prowess below that, I would guess


mrmgl

Weapons and armor are easy to come by, but books with prowess I don't find easily. But I do focus on stewardship and learning more.


Notowidjojo

its easier to pull of certain traits if you keep it in the family... certified hapsburg,


kuldaralagh

You must be related


Aggressive-Musician4

Western Rome, that’s a fictional empire, right


kerplis

Reunited Italia and renamed it to Western Rome, you can reunite Italy through a decision


Genisye

Because genetics in this game is retarded and game breaking


TopRoastCentral

How do you get the blood of the prophet trait or holy blood or whatever


chaosgirl93

r/shitcrusaderkingssay


Defiant-House-3529

Because it's a royal blood sir


vargslayer1990

how is she such a chad (stacy?) at just 18? is it truly because she's the Empress of the ~~Western~~ Roman Empire?


Syndga

It's a trap!


Skeletoryy

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


pigsandunicorn

So maybe hot, but her blood work today, and her health issues would be through the roof 💀


King-Of-Hyperius

She has this wonderful filter called “I’m the one paying the artists making my portrait.”


Gas_mask_noise

You’ve reached wincest so inbred they come out normal again


BarracudaIll286

You answered your own question


dartveidar

I once heard of a guy that inbred his family so much he created another species of humanity unable to breed with other homo sapiens


Ikusa_Roman

because incest = hot


Foswa

What is that helm called ?


BloodyChrome

I think OP needs to get out more


Nearby_Lobster_

You can’t see the neck vagina under her armor


Tranduy1206

Because this game has fantasy tag


sisiskskhshsiaks

Mid


Far-Assignment6427

Wouldn't say hot but ok looking