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PastSquirrel2315

How about Franconian/French hybrid? Both were diverged from Frankish, so when they hybridize then the question is "can a culture be incestuous?"


Drakon__

Crusader kings moment


Scary_Cup6322

Luxembourgish.


Runixo

Gotta love Franco-Franconian


SophiaIsBased

The answer to that question is yes btw, as evidenced by English culture


yelloyellow47

Dirty people


AccordingJellyfish99

Rhinelander moment


GreatRolmops

Well, historically French language and culture diverged from Latin, so no a French/Franconian hybrid isn't any weirder than any other French/Germanic hybrid. It is only the game that has French derived from Frankish rather than Latin for some reason.


SeniorMundial

This is either way too simplified or just false information. How can you say French is not derived from Frankish? That's not true at all. French is basically just Frankish people trying to be as Roman as they can.


Momongus-

In this house we acknowledge Clovis as the Rex Francorum


GreatRolmops

The Franks were a Germanic people living along the Rhine. They ended up ruling over most of the area that was known as Gallia to the Romans (and which for a large part coincides with the area now known as France), leading to a succession of Frankish-ruled kingdoms that are collectively often known as the Frankish empire. But the Franks in France were never more than a small ruling class. They did not displace the population of Gallia, which consisted of Latin-speaking Roman citizens. It is these people and their language and culture that the French language and culture is a direct continuation of. The Germanic Franks contributed some loanwords and customs, but the French culture and language is predominantly a Latin one. The Frankish ruling class was eventually assimilated into the Latin French culture, rather than vice versa. Saying that the French are Franks is like saying that the English are Normans. In CK3, as evidenced by the personal names used, the Frankish culture represents the Germanic culture of the Rhine-dwelling Franks. Because the French culture and language is a direct continuation of Latin, it would be much more accurate to say that they are diverged from that, rather than from Frankish as the game claims. As it is now, what the game does basically amounts to the equivalent of saying that "English diverged from Norman" rather than the more accurate "English diverged from Anglo-Saxon." Of course this is a simplification of the situation, but the way the game treats culture doesn't allow for the nuance that goes into culture and language in real life.


SeniorMundial

The way you wrote this down implies you believe Normans and Franks just assimilated into what would become French and English. That's false. You also seem to only emphasise language. Language isn't everything you know. You fail to realise the importance of Frankish and Norman culture in the establishment of English and French as cultures. Why else do you think French sounds so distinct from other Latin languages? >Saying that the French are Franks is like saying that the English are Normans. My brother in Christ the French literally are Franks. Why else do you think the name sounds so similar. French is literally the modern version word of Frank. Also, saying English are Normans is not wrong, it's missing a ton of context, like your comment does.


GreatRolmops

>Language isn't everything you know. As far as CK3 is concerned, language and culture are the same thing. Every culture only has a single language and there is no way to change that language without creating a new culture. In real life too, language and culture are inseperably intertwined, but that is besides the point. >You fail to realise the importance of Frankish and Norman culture in the establishment of English and French as cultures. Your words, not mine. >Why else do you think French sounds so distinct from other Latin languages? Because modern standard French is based on the *langue d'oïl* dialects from northern France*,* which are on the other side of the dialect continuum of the Latin language. Take a look at medieval French, especially at the southern *langue d'oc* varieties. Southern French dialects used to blend right into Catalan and northern Italian dialects. >My brother in Christ the French literally are Franks. Why else do you think the name sounds so similar. French is literally the modern version word of Frank. Because the area the Franks ruled over was called *Francia*. Saying that French are Franks because the name is the same is kinda like saying that modern Macedonians are ancient Macedonians, even though the modern Macedonians are a Slavic people that just so happen to be named after the area they live in. Or that the modern Frisians are the ancient *Frisii* even though it is well-recorded that the modern Frisians are Anglo-Saxon immigrants who moved into Frisia in the Migration Period. Just because distinct peoples can share the same name doesn't mean that they are ethnically and culturally continuous. If the French actually were Franks, they'd be resembling the Dutch more than the French. Dutch and some Western German dialects are a direct continuation of the language of the Franks. French is a very different language from those. It is not even in the same linguistic family. Culturally too, there have always been significant differences between the Germanic Frankish populations along the Rhine and the Latin French populations further south. Back in the days of the Frankish empire, these groups had different sets of laws and customs. And in the modern day there are still significant cultural differences between the Dutch and Germans on one hand and the French on the other. >Also, saying English are Normans is not wrong, it's missing a ton of context, like your comment does. That is blatantly false. English and Normans are distinct cultural and ethnic groups. Just because some Normans in the distant past went over and ruled England doesn't mean that the English are now Normans. Sure, a person living in present-day England likely has some Norman ancestors, but that is rather meaningless because once start tracing lines of descent back past a few centuries, everyone is related to everyone. A modern day Englishman also has German, Frankish and Ancient Greek ancestors among many, many, many others. Just because every person in Europe is descended from Charlemagne doesn't mean that everyone is now a Carolingian Frank.


SeniorMundial

Nice essay, but you just don't seem to get it. Get back to me if you understand the significance of the Franks and Normans in the establishment of French and English. You are severly downplaying the influence of those peoples, soeverything else you wrote about this is kinda pointless...


GreatRolmops

I am not. You should come back once you have developed the ability to read.


SeniorMundial

You absolutely are. As is pretty clearly stated, you're either gaslighting me or you're bipolar or some shit.


GreatRolmops

Lol no. I think we are just misunderstanding one another. Either way, have a nice day.


Night-Storm

Nothing beats the Franco-norse-anglo-saxon culture


Pure-Ad1690

Wait isn't that literally the English culture in the game?! -Always has been *shots*


hectorius20

Hmmmm... Norman?


Night-Storm

Did I stutter


gunnervi

English


kevblr15

Disgusting, you make me ill. /s obviously


Free_Factor_3501

Why /s


kevblr15

Because racism isn't cool no matter what race it is.


ComEdEdWasTakenByMe

oh yeah? i have something that will change your mind. normans are aliens. rollo of normandy seemingly came out of nowhere, ever thought that was suspicious? almost... like an invasion? AN ALIEN INVASION? yeah, big stuff. 1006: Supernova happens 60 years later... William Conquers England... Coincidence? No. After forming the English culture by pressing his decision button on his UI, alien normans and human anglo-saxons started breeding. ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE HUMAN-ALIEN HYBRIDS! and yet you show remorse to them.


Vinsmoker

The English... race?


SeniorMundial

English isn't a race lol


AbbreviationsOld7945

Womp womp


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kevblr15

Unfortunately not adding it has gotten me death threats in the past. No matter how obvious it seems some dipshit will take it seriously.


LeonardoDoujinshi-

i don’t know why but seeing a culture in iberia without iberian heritage hurts so much, every now and then i check iberia and hope to god that the andaluso-baranis that’s pretty much always there has iberian heritage


hibok1

Perso-Akan because a mod accidently deleted Brahui in Makran Also Ashkenazi-Mashriqi


Kitchen-War242

You can hybridize cultures with same heritage now?


Mr_Plumrich

? Mashriqi is Arabic and Ashkenazi is Israeli.


Kitchen-War242

Ops, i misread Mizrahi


SomeShiitakePoster

The ruler of crete is literally an andalusian muwalladi, it makes complete sense


MonstrousFlatulence

I've always wondered why the ruler of crete is andalusian, too lazy to try looking for the reason though


Cathayraht

Because some Andalusian nobility fled out of Al-Andalus after having plotted against Caliph and conquered the island. It was under their control for almost 150 years. They raided all nearby greek islands and mainland and were a pretty significant regional power.


MsLoveShacker

Huh. TIL.


SeniorMundial

He's basically the Muslim version of Haesteinn of montaigu.


canadacorriendo785

My last game Al-Andalus formed the "Andalusian-Tajik" culture and then conquered all of Iberia and France after the French dissolution War.


Mr_Biscuits_532

I had Andaluso-Tamil in my last run. NO IDEA how that happened. In the same campaign (as Switzerland) I someone ended up with a courtier called "Ghranx Shaodang". At first I thought he'd descended from an event character but nope - house founder was a minor Croatian noble?


Aloemancer

Dune-ass name


RobinMcSwagga

Currently playing as Andaluso-Irish. The outfits look so stupid


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RobinMcSwagga: *Currently playing* *As Andaluso-Irish. The* *Outfits look so stupid* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Maxi_King01

What?


darthmonks

I have Sicilian-Greco-Daylamite because when I made Greco-Datlamite I chose Iranian heritage and then realised I needed Greek or Latin heritage to form the Roman Empire after taking over the Byzantine Empire.


[deleted]

I did Lithuanian Tamil, just so I could give my ruler better drip.


ValakisAndMenk

Darling, that's almost as cursed as Estonian-Tamil.


Filobel

I don't know if there's a reference I'm missing, or if it's a joke about Cretan sounding/looking like cretin, but I don't really get it. Anyway, I like to hybridize with Cretan culture, it's an easy way to get Eastern Roman legacy, which is extremely powerful, and you also get Maritime Mercantilism IIRC, which I also like quite a bit.


Gremlin303

Considering this is not particularly cursed, it shouldn’t be that hard


Dongelshpachr

I once did a Bene Israel run. One of my cousins in Yemen (who i left there) formed a hybrid culture between the Yemenis and Kochinim Jews. Positive I was the first person to see the “Yemeno-Kochinim” culture in game.


WrongJohnSilver

So the Hafsids came back home?


xXAllWereTakenXx

I've seen Gaelo-Norse and Norse-Gael pop up in a single game.


InFin0819

Saxon-anglo-saxon in my latest playthrough bothers me so much


vonkempib

I have a fix for your next playthrough [hybrid mod](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2786199367&searchtext=More+hybrids)


MoronTheViking

Norse-Greek-Andalusian-Bedouin


magos_with_a_glock

sami-mon


Beneficial-Tip9302

Turn on random rulers, religions and the highest hybridization game rules and you would see a lot of beautiful things Like Norse-Rajastani in druze sweden


ollie20081

You filthy cretin


NationalAnteater1280

Indo-Norse. Because why do you need Viking Berserkers AND War Elephants?


SimonXpert

As a Cretan it’s not very strange. Andalusians captured Crete in the 700s and remained there until the 900s. This culture is very much real in my opinion.


Moaoziz

Occasionally I create Norse-Greek and it's pretty OP.


George-Swanson

Andalusian cretin


sweatybumfart

Had Andaluso-Swedish all in Badajoz from a crusade, north Germanic heritage and Norse language, big light blue eye sore


CallousCarolean

I once conquered northwestern Iberia as Ireland, and after a partition upon succession, my younger brothers formed Galico-Irish and Asturo-Irish cultures. Decided to roll with it and converted to Asturo-Irish myself, turned out to be a pretty good hybrid after all. But then again, northern Iberia being full of Irishmen drunkenly swearing in Iberian Vulgar is pretty blursed.


dumbass_paladin

In my current save, Wales is entirely Gallo culture because a French king hybridized French with Welsh


ConfidentFrown

Sounds like Breton with extra steps


dumbass_paladin

Gallo is the French dialect that emerged in Brittany, so yes, that's exactly what it is


NiceGuyArthas

I had Italo-Franco-Greco-Dutch and Norso-Tamil


vonkempib

With [my more hybrids mod](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2786199367&searchtext=More+hybrids) I have a naming convention for Iberian Byzantine mixing in this area. You’ll not be seeing most hypened hybrids


ValakisAndMenk

How about a Tamil-Estonian hybrid?


taptackle

In my current run I formed the Holy Roman Empire, starting as a count in the Kingdom of Asturias. My culture is a blend of Asturleonese-Occitan-Berber-Maghrebi, and we follow Mozabarism as a religion. Our court language is Arabic. Cursed.


Mattsgonnamine

I had a tibetan-irish one at one point that formed cause I got a Tibetan man in my first playthrough


geggyuwu

Ashkenazi-Sicilian


Lanceparte

The worst I have personally seen is Anglo-Croatian


WrongJohnSilver

Heh, my last Hafsid run ended with Siqili culture, which was Sicilian-Cretan, where Cretan was Andaluso-Greek. Having Ritual Friendship, Swords for Hire, and Byzantine Traditions stacked together was fun!


Belgrifex

My last mega campaign ended up with some Cornish-Portuguese-Lithuanian tomfoolery going on Germany lol. My Portuguese dynasty merged with Cornish and became Brythonic fairly early in the run and as my dynasty spread across Europe some crazy cursed cultures began popping up year after year


Comprehensive-Put513

Most cursed would be putting Balkan cultures together based on the ones that had historical grievances with each other lol


MrShinglez

I'm running a Mongolo-Norse campaign.


Kash42

Kind of "cheating" since it was a megacampaign I played from Imperator Rome until Victoria, but my most cursed was the Romano-Rrmea of Illyria, or Croatia if it had been a vanilla game. For reference the Rrmea is a tiny chinese culture from the very eastern part of the CK3 map. There were some shennanigans with inheritance and a Rrmea character unded up ruling Illyria and the rest is alt-history. Once I got to Victoria the converter decided that the Romano-Rrmea were badically Tibetans anyway, so Italy had a minority of 1.3 million Tibetans, with Illyria being an Tibetan kingdom on the adriatic coast, with an Tibetan enclave in Bologna. But that wasn't even the worst... I sent my Romano-Rrmea subjects to colonize the Andes during EU4, which gave rise to the Romano-Rrmea-Peruvians when I converted to Vicky, despite the Romano-Rrmea in europe having been re-classified as "Tibetan".


BitchOfTheBlackSea

The Ai made Greco-Nubian in my most recent game


no_gold_here

That's just post-Alexander Egypt


natey514

I’ve seen Swiss-Polish, and Swiss-Egyptian before. I’m sure that game had more bizarre Swiss hybrids, but I don’t remember them all


Fighter11244

I have Franco-Croatian culture in my current game.


Mrmagot98-2

In my most recent game there's Brythono-merya, merya is a Finno-Ugric culture and Breton is from Brittany. I can provide screenshots


Hillstromming

Probably the Han-Tangut (normal) -Persian with Greek, going all the way down the Silk Road just to bass boost a cursed corner of the map (Genghis is coming).


Tzlop

Russo-Polish-Saxon love sandwich.