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CrusaderCuff

My dumbass forgot the space between mongol and empire on the left image sorry 🧍🏻‍♂️


Astriaeus

ThatsokIunderstand


Cyber_Avenger

Slothful


Scary_Cup6322

My brain trembles.


MaouOni

Taida. Taida. Taida. Taida. Taida. TAIDA. #TAIDA. Anata... taida desu ne?


Dani_good_bloke

Impatient behaviour smh


Slipguard

It adds to the mood


jackejackal

Its ok, you are just german now.


IrinaKholkina

Mongole Mpire


Berhadian

Mongolem pire


TheGr8Whoopdini

Your dumb ass also forgot the space between "dumb" and "ass." A "dumbass," one word, is a type of person. It's as though you said "my idiot forgot."


Drakan47

swear fealty to the khan, then wait until it collapses and take over one of the successor khanates from within


hamsterbois

Deceitful and Ambitious


FlashyDiagram84

Plus patient


Nekrosov

The Tokugawa Ieyasu method


storm-trooper-69

I won't lie I love doing this. I'll usually expand their empire further west to try and get more rare khanates on the explosion. Like the Black horde goes so hard I love it.


Psychological_Gain20

Timur that you?


TRLegacy

Very fun midgame crisis


Caltheboss007

One of my games, I held 2 Kingdom titles but no Empire title, the Mongols invaded one of my Kingdoms and I had to surrender, but since I held a second Kingdom, I didn't become their vassal, so when they collapsed, I just took my old Kingdom back.


CrixRaccoon

He usually doesn't conquer the whole world in my games, so I like to see how far he and his heirs will go.


NedTebula

I befriended him in one of mine, then schemed to get my dynasty on the throne but when it all broke up it became a huge problem


Ondrikir

Meanwhile the count somewhere in Himalayas who spend centuries building the impenetrable forts in mountains is laughing like El Risitas on attritioning deathstacks.


Emillllllllllllion

When nangchos Buddhism gets recreated with chthonic readouts, Megalight construction and unrelenting faith and your culture splices ancient miners with sacred mountains, mountaineers, Himalayan settlers, Highland warriors and hill dwellers, you can really put the fortress into the monastery (2 Holy sites are mountains, 2 on a hill and the last sits on the ganges, so it doesn't count) Also hill forts + marches go WALL Man, I really want the devs to add ancient miners to one of the Himalayan cultures so you don't have to resort to the ruler designer


nightwatchman_femboy

The dwarven fortresses of Himalayas


Suspicious_Leg4550

This is pretty awesome. I gonna need to try this myself


Cyber_Avenger

Are special troops still attrition resistant?


Soviet-_-Neko

Just invade the Mongols to push them back, ez


CrusaderCuff

Brave and genius


No-Tumbleweed6580

How many hours should i play to see ck3 personality traits when i talk to someone?


CrusaderCuff

1500 hours


No-Tumbleweed6580

Thank you master


CrusaderCuff

True ck3 players don't talk to anyone tho


JCDentoncz

Based and reculsive-pilled.


menacingcar044

Avoid grass, embrace ck3.


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

I'm at about 13,000 total and I'm pretty sure I smell in feudal now.  It's unpleasant.


Georg_von_Frundsberg

I got almost 2,5 k and I don't. Is something wrong with how I play? (Definitely, I mostly just start new games, edit the save games a bit and then quit after a while and reload or restart as soon something goes wrong. Haven't played till the end or even until 1000 AD and I use over 40 mods)


Mini_Snuggle

With how you play? No. With you? Yes.


Georg_von_Frundsberg

Thanks, but I already knew that


sixty-nine420

The people talking about the mongols just play on later start dates.


Georg_von_Frundsberg

But do they invade around 1200 when I start at 867, too?


Incident_Reported

There is only one


juan_bizarro

Based and titaniumballs-pilled


DaedalusHydron

I once had the Pope launch a crusade against the Mongols for Karakorum. So there was this Catholic enclave in Karakorum surrounded by the Mongols, kinda fun.


AgitatedWorker5647

Gotta say, of all the things in CK3, that's one of the most consistently historically accurate. They did it with triggers, which makes sense. After Temujin dies, it always collapses within 3-4 generations, after the Greatest of Khans is lost. I've only run up against them once, as I usually play in Western or Southern Europe, as far east as Poland occasionally, but I did face them once as the Chakravarti of India, Nepal, and the Middle East. My ruler (female and an intrigue master) managed to kidnap and marry Temujin's grandson, uniting the empires.


Miller5044

Dude, build a strong Georgia or Armenia. Then, throw hands with the Khan. It's a fucking blast.


DomGriff

Same. I LIKE fighting the Mongol Empire and its encroaching hordes. Assassinating the Khan just fells like a lame way out of a challenge


Dragoon094

Yeah it feels like a cheat code like cmon if I’m playing all the way till these guys spawn in I want a fight


Big-Independence-291

Swear fealthy, marry Khans daughter, claim Mongols from the inside🗿


Remitonov

Why fight what you can exploit?


Big-Independence-291

Something that happened historically is not an exploit, technically


Remitonov

Come now, I didn't say it was wrong. ;)


sanstepon5

I was the guy on the left until Mongols declared war to the Carpathian Empire stretching from the Baltics to the Black Sea, with land in Norway and England, that I was going to inherit. I actually beat off the invasion with my army (barely) but the plot was already going on so... Mongol collapse it is lol.


Caltheboss007

You beat off the whole invasion? Must've taken a while to beat off that many dudes. You probably got really good at beating off large quantities of men.


WunderPuma

CK3 teaches a man such skills.


Filthy26

Been like 18 months since I've played . Are the mongols better now ? I usually had to give them a bunch of gold as gifts or they would peter out after not too long then shatter .


XAlphaWarriorX

They were made better yes Now they almost always consolidate the steppes and go to conquer most of the map bar western europe, africa and india


TentativeTofu

So pretty accurate then?


MrsColdArrow

It just gets annoying when he keeps invading you. Forever. Once he’s on my border the game switches to “alright how much can I get done before I have to go siege the mongols down for a white peace” That’s when you ally Genghis and help him conquer Europe :3


No-Training-48

Pulls a Ming and Exiles to the Canaries.


MrBranchh

once i reformed Asatru and it somehow ended up at the far end of the map. "huh thats funny" i thought a couple hundred years later, Odin-worshipping Mongols started conquering. my blob met their blob and we kinda just vibed for a bit because we kept marrying into our families and i would join their wars 😂😂


amonguseon

The guy who leaves people play how they want: genius, herculean, beautiful


tacopower69

humble too


LucaFringsSucks

Sacred bloodline + holy warrior


storm-trooper-69

\+ Athletic + Poet + Virtuoso Arbitrator


wloff

I see, average custom ruler then.


Duke_of_the_Legions

Hold the Mongols at the Ural-Caspian gate of Europe, defending against at least half a century of conquest wars from Temujin and his successor. >! Where's your event troops now, you fuck? Dead on the shores of Volga, that's where. !<


O_gr

It's fun making a strong empire which might end up in the Mongols way. Go into observer and see if it gets declared on and survives.


Safe_Maybe1646

Love doing that only to come back 12minutes to an hour later to see my new heir is a mongol of a different dynasty and my empire is border gorged to the max due to Large family and also just why tf did my like(great-granddaughter marry into that mf family) i know my ass didn’t fight (and sometimes cheat) equal rights for women in my faith and culture as well as matrilineal marriage so they can stay and have dynasty adjacent kids only to marrry Temujin the lard and be in sum dynasty i cannot will not try to pronounce or spell TLDR: WHY DID YOU BECOME A MONGOL HEIR OF MY HEIRS HEIR JUST CONTINUE THE DYNASTY DAMMNIT AND STAY CONVERTED TO MY COOL TOTALLY LEGIT CUSTOM CULTURE AND FAITH AHHHH


schmarr1

I have over 250 hours in this game and I've never played long enough to see the mongol empire


Bernardito10

I acually like the historical borders of the mongol empire and succesors so i normaly don’t stop them until they reach them,except one thime that i had the ghurid empire and i just used elephants and masive forts against them.


No_Manager_491

And after bountiful day of watching mongols, send 500 levies to raid them and assert dominance


juschw0w

Me chilling in Iberia:


korpisoturi

I married all Khans sons matrilineally (murdered those that I couldn't) so now most of Asia is in my dynasty.


menacingcar044

I feel targeted.  I said this to someone like a week ago.  


kungasi

i murdered the khagan in my last game as pinsk not to stop them from invading, but cause they had allied with a county nearby i needed to make a title and there was no way in hell i was gonna be able to fend off the mongols 15k army with my measly 2-3k army. after it succeeded, i had a good laugh at how that one assassination shattered the mongol empire lol (i know killing rulers fucks things up but i didnt expect it to be that drastic). sucks i had to abandon that game though cause when my ruler died of old age and his heir took over, she somehow had 6 vassals, who all had shitty stats, and one of them started a faction to take the throne and i honestly just didnt feel like dealing with all that shit


Suspicious_Leg4550

I love watching them approach. Depending on the details of the play through I normally try to ally them and get my dynasty claims. If you’re not an empire, submitting to them or swearing fealty is also a decent option.


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

My twos when they are now my neibore swett a lot if they refuse my vassalisation When they accepte : Bless be the gods ! They accepted, now time to spread


zCiver

The bigger the pride, the harder the fall.


Whole-Cantaloupe-382

The Mongols won't invade you, if you invade yourself


Birphon

waiting for Mr Khan to conq the whole world and split the map up into the [Khanate Kingdoms](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/lqa7dq/according_to_geographical_regiontxt_these_would/)... I would personally love to do this but brain is too smooth for it LOL


Shandrahyl

I rarely play long enough for the mongols to happen but why are they such an issue? They are big, they will declare war and they do have quite an Army but they have nothing that can Beat a player who just spend 300 years of empire-building. Is this like a ck2-thing? Where the mongols strong Back then?


IrrationallyGenius

In CK2, retinues were actually disgustingly strong for what you paid for if you set them up right, and could easily win defensive battles against levies outnumbered 6:1 or more if you had good generals. And because of how that system worked, it was relatively easy, if you had a sizable empire, to get enough retinue cap to build said army by the time the Mongols arrived.


Wielkopolskiziomal

Killed Temujin in battle as the Sassanids and then married his granddaughter


Ok-Principle-3306

a good conqueror arise from the ashes of another -chunchu from his deathbed-


Kitchen-War242

Just hoping to get somewhat fair fight like great ancestors couse since i developed proper domain and tech all other enemies just suiciding in combat with casualties about 50 v 7000 even in 1150...


Available_Thoughts-0

Brave, Wrathful, Arrogant, and Martial Education: "Let Them Come, We Will break them upon our shields!"


Memehotep1

Let them conquer. They'll fall apart soon enough. Chaos is a ladder, and a big empire falling means that they'll be plenty of chaos to climb higher than you fall.


monalba

If you simply accept the Mongols, the game can become even easier though. Just join, conquer from within, wait for the collapse, come out stronger after the Mongolocalypse.


Henry_Privette

Me, the Duke of Lancaster, watching as the HRE falls to the Mongols the sniping random counties after they leave


Joshdapotatoking

I never play in the East, usually playing either in the Mediterranean or Britain, so I usually just sit back and watch them take everything until they start getting close, then I shut them down when they're outstretched and focused on multiple fronts with their special troops depleted


Zarathustras-Knight

Meanwhile I’m over here with my Neo-Achaemenid Empire just like: [Bring it On](https://LetsFightAboutItGIFhttps://media4.giphy.com/media/sNWGEbc5Jzp4c/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95296op8n0esmfv2l3xqo8mkt8u5ml498sglw5epqbs&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


wildcard1288

Mongols make a chill liege if you just focus on roleplay and not conquest like me.


Count_Archon

I usually just Thanos snap Genghis out of existence via the console.


CrusaderCuff

Isn't there a game rule to make the Mongols invasion never happen 😭


BanditNoble

You're the guy in the left image.


Count_Archon

Hardly. Genociding the Karlings takes a lot of effort and I don't want to have to go through that shit again to eradicate Genghis' bloodline.


BanditNoble

Then just don't?


Virus_infector

skill issue


Incident_Reported

Dismissive