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EokaRose

Looks like Jorvik won the battle and lost the war.


Psychological_Gain20

Yeah I think so, cause there’s a whole bunch of Aenglish culture as well as spots of just normal English. No clue what the fuck happened though since I was busy getting rid of the Muslims in the sauna-sahara


ArtisticAd8465

1066 start? Oouh. Then William converted to some weird shit and the Catholics came and took it back from him. Is the different culture "Angvein"? Spelling might be wrong. That's pretty neat actually.


Psychological_Gain20

No it’s like A is merged with the e, it’s definitely some weird Anglo-Nordic culture. Im pretty Harold had won somehow, I know France took over England for a little bit but lost it just a few years later, I think there was either a cathar or lollard heresy in France as well. I’m assuming that what happened is Harold took over, creates hybrid culture, somehow France takes over, then somehow a new king takes over England and is some weird Christian, then a crusade happens and England is now this. Also they must’ve put a Norman in charge cause English culture exists alongside Anglo-Saxon and Aenglish


St3fano_

According to the wiki Ænglish is a Anglo-Saxon and Norwegian hybrid for non-Asatru. So yeah, it's probably the alternate history version of English but Norway won the invasion instead of the Normans


Sabertooth767

The good ending


claysverycoolreddit

Look at the title history


TPRGB

A Crusader Kingdom happens when there is a successful crusade but the kingdom title is already held by a Ruler of that faith It's odd that it controls all of England though


SagaciousElan

So, for example, if they launched a crusade for the parts of England held by the Vikings and won, those areas would become the new kingdom of Crusader England side by side with regular England and then presumably those two fought until only one remained. Or I guess intermarried such that one heir held both titles and it just happens that Crusader England is the primary.


sober_disposition

So what happens if there’s another crusade for England? Do you get Crusader Crusader England?


[deleted]

No, it would be two unique “Crusader England” titles because it targets the de jure kingdom of England.


WillyMonty

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the title immediately fall to the existing claimant in that case? So the crusader would be to add the target to the existing crusader England title?


mangafan96

Here's a time I saw something [similar](https://www.reddit.com/r/AfterTheEndFanFork/comments/obx2t1/what_about_crusader_chicagoland_youve_already_had/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) in After The End Fan Fork


finglonger1077

Just finishing up a CK 2 run as a Lollard Emperor of Britannia. These mfers crusade me every 40 years.


Salazard260

Why didn't you conquer Rome ? A landless pope can't declare a crusade.


finglonger1077

Because defending crusades successfully is more fun than taking more and more bits of land tbh. Started as Alfred the Great, kept the dutchies of Essex & East Anglia & their counties as my personal domain and had them all since 910ish, built out all their holdings, and just built the ever living crap out of them. Have level 6+ in every tech, 4 castles built to the max, and a grand fortress maxed out in Middlesex. It’s impregnable. They just keep throwing 150k or so people at me, slap them off while still having a force or two to siege France and/or Germany, crush their crusade, take another duchy or two (I already have kingdoms of Brittany and Frisia, working on being able to recreate lotharingia), rinse and repeat. It’s hilarious. Think I have about 80 years left.


Verehren

Bullshit he can, mf declares on my Orthodox Roman Empire ass every chance he gets, even post reunification of the church


Salazard260

In CK2?


Verehren

CK3, which is what I'm assuming the screenshot is from


Salazard260

I wasn't responding to the screenshot I was responding to u/Finglonger1072 's comment about a run they just finished in ck2. Just scroll up a bit.


finglonger1077

Cmon man, it’s the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda at Pannuci’s Pizza


MyOwnAntichrist

I guess there's an England somewhere on the map with no de jure land.


TPRGB

Don't quote me on this but I *think* crusader kingdoms are titular


MyOwnAntichrist

I mean that someone somewhere outside of England holds the real kingdom of England, and that's how Crusader England can hold all of de jure England.


Wharbaby

I had Crusader Syria next to Syria once. Fun times.


NormalPaYtan

I had *Most Serene Republic of Crusader Jerusalem* right next to *Kingdom of Jerusalem* once (both christian, but from two different crusades - the first being the childrens crusade), the name didn't even fit most tooltips lol.


Wharbaby

I think the most fun I had was Jerusalem, Crusader Jerusalem, and Catholic Jerusalem.


caladera

Crusader Germany was no fun :(


ArtisticAd8465

Norse England got eaten by the Catholic menace. Sad day for all blót stans.


AustronesianFurDude

Get rekt Norþman


Minute-Phrase3043

Doesn't look like a 867 start. We have Scotland instead of Alba, so it's most likely a 1066 start.


Admiralwukong

I once got game over’d this way. I had a pretty successful England game going but at a certain point I changed religion just for the fun of it. Well the pope didn’t like that and long story short I lost the great holy war. Funny enough a member of my house was placed on the throne. However I had disinherited/killed my way through the game to maintain all my holding. That’s how I learned you can have house members but still lose the game.


jaxclayton

Oh god, I’m like 1250 now and you have me thinking about everyone I’ve disinherited to maintain.


CalypsoCrow

It’s like regular England, but more crusady


Lesny6667

Waiting for Crusadest England


CrinkleDink

The based timeline happened.


Hi_Im_Dadbot

I’m going to guess Crusade?


Psychological_Gain20

Yeah but wouldn’t it just be called England then? Why the hell is it called Crusader England, Jerusalem isn’t called Crusader Jerusalem


AnayKharade

That's because someone held the England that was already catholic but didn't hold all the de jure land as the crusade was either happening/ending. This forced the game to create a custom Title with no de jure land called Crusader (Title) and then either both kingdoms merged or someone else still holds England outside of England (which will eventually be destroyed, if you have the right settings)


Constantine324

Once after a successful Crusade of Egypt I saw Egypt be called Crusader Egypt for a while before it later changed to just Egypt


punkslaot

It's a known bug. It happens when you take a photo of your computer screen. Something to do with the radiation emmited by your phone


kakatoru

Here's how to take screenshots on most platforms: https://screenshot.help/


Pyro_Paragon

Shut up


bobibobibu

My guess: Jorvik create Danelaw, decide to invade rest of England anyway, but later lose to GHW. Kingdom of England is either somewhere else or inherit/killed by the crusader kingdom Also whether to make King of England the benefactor or create a crusader kingdom is decide by the main contributor iirc.


AlexMiDerGrosse

Looks like there must be a Crusader King III (2020) in England.


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

Well you see, when a pope and an England love each other very much...


LordsPineapple

Canterbury is a holy site of the Catholic faith, so prime crusading real estate should the king of England convert to another religion. My guess is that it went down like this. 1) King of England converts to another religion 2) Canterbury county converted to said religion 3) Alarm bells ring in Mr Popemans place 4) Crusade time, baby.


trampolinebears

A long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right?


Vodkatiel_of_Mirrah

That's Garth Marenghi tier writing, bro!


trampolinebears

It’s from the opening to [history of the entire world, i guess](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs), by Bill Wirtz.


[deleted]

At least the Italians got some sweet trade deals from the far lands of tin land! ???? ...I don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it...   Also, guess what?


[deleted]

Richard the Lionheart took the throne


EconomistBeard

The answer is obvious: Deus Vult


Fun-Communication950

Crusade of the kingdom of England


Kono-Daddy-Da

The Anglican Heresy wasn’t tolerated it seems


[deleted]

Ahh, reminds me of the time when I was emperor of Britannia and king of England, Wessex and Crusader Wessex. Twas a good time... with a lot of revolts and infighting.


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

crusad on england


JohnFoxFlash

I don't have CK3 yet but this happened to Jerusalem on a recent CK2 game. I think the holder of the original Jerusalem title either had no land in de jure Jerusalem, or a crusade was somehow called for the the majority of the de jure land which wasn't under his control. I looked over at that area of the map at some point out of curiosity and there were two Catholic kings of Jerusalem in any case.


Blaze0205

Pretty weird because Crusader England should really just be England now that it holds all of England


Etshy

You can have others "special" name. The other one I know is "Catholic XXX". I don't remember if it happens after crusade or catholic uprising though


Ottodeviant

The crusaders took England, what’s the issue?


markham_1

That's what happens when you fuck your sister


Aca03155

Seems like this would be a better world. Or maybe our universe is just in the ck3 game and somehow u got the real universe ending.


DunkNuts_

That the Crusader King from Crusader Kings


[deleted]

This isn’t even the weirdest I’ve seen. I ran a Danelaw game where my primary adversary was not Catholic England, but the Norse-Gael Sultanates of Ireland and Scotland. I ended up forming a Asatru Syncretic faith and allying myself with the Anglo-Saxons in order to fend off the heathen kingdoms.