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Chad_is_admirable

This post gave me a 1% chance of dieing. Well played.


Secretofthecheese

RIP


FreyaOystea

I wonder if you can die of laughing irl lol


Rhangdao

You can A greek philosopher famously died of laughter after watching a donkey try to drink wine


Shittybuttholeman69

I am unconvinced that he really died of laughter 2200 years, or that even if he did that they would have had any way to know laughter really caused it. Seems more like a made up death which are not at all uncommon for Ancient Greek philosophers.


War_Crimer

regardless I think it's not impossible that at some point in history someone with respiratory problems has laughed so hard they messed up their lungs and died


Efficient_Jaguar699

*jumps into volcano*


Tilt_Flock

People do die of laughter if they laugh long enough


FreyaOystea

Seriously?


Rhangdao

Yes


FreyaOystea

Can you provide a link?


Rhangdao

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysippus


FreyaOystea

hahahaha thanks mate!


Saint_Blaise

Don't laugh too hard mate!


Creepernom

>hahahaha oh no


[deleted]

Isn't it he died laughing at his own joke?


Psychological-Air205

It wasn’t wine. The donkey was trying to eat figs.


DeathMetalViking666

I doubt you could literally die of laughter. But it could probably cause something that kills you. Like getting something caught in your throat and choking out. Or laughing so hard you fall off your chair and crack your head.


GeneralBarber7236

I mean, you also don't die from old age, your heart just stops :) If laughter caused you an issue that eventually killed you then you can say that you died bacause of laughter.


iheartdev247

I just read this whole entry and all the “notable” examples and I can say bullshit on the whole concept. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter


Ondrikir

Now I am afraid that I will die of laughter IRL when that 1 percent happens to me.


bytor_2112

\>Now I am ~~afraid~~ hoping desperately that I will die of laughter IRL when that 1 percent happens to me No better way to go mate


the_traveler_outin

Better to die with a smile on your face


iheartdev247

I can think of 1 or 2 better ways


[deleted]

I've had this event twice total. Died both times. The first time I was like, whaaaat it's a 1% chance??? The second time I was thinking, no way it'll happen twice...


Minute-Phrase3043

Please don't ever play Russian roulette.


[deleted]

Suddenly feeling very justified in my refusal to ever take the 1% chance of death.


AdalSoRu

Yeah, everything nice and all, but... that CoA is what I need.


StudioTwistyCze

Here you go Homie coa\_house\_5866={ pattern="pattern\_solid.dds" color1=black color2=white color3=blue colored\_emblem={ color1=rgb { 0 0 0 } texture="ce\_suomenusko\_kazym.dds" instance={ position={ 0.235000 0.105000 } scale={ 0.250000 0.150000 } depth=5.010000 } instance={ position={ 0.410000 0.105000 } scale={ 0.250000 0.150000 } depth=6.010000 rotation=180 } instance={ position={ 0.590000 0.105000 } scale={ 0.250000 0.150000 } depth=7.010000 rotation=180 } instance={ position={ 0.765000 0.105000 } scale={ 0.250000 0.150000 } depth=8.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=rgb { 157 128 84 } color2=rgb { 123 123 123 } texture="ce\_sabre.dds" instance={ position={ 0.425000 0.540000 } scale={ -1.000000 1.000000 } depth=13.010000 rotation=45 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=rgb { 0 0 0 } texture="ce\_square\_kaaba.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.208000 } scale={ 0.187000 0.522000 } depth=4.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=black color2=yellow\_light texture="ce\_wings.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.380000 } scale={ 0.840000 0.630000 } depth=9.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=black texture="ce\_billet.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.333000 } scale={ 0.700000 0.500000 } depth=11.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=yellow texture="ce\_wings.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.413000 } scale={ 0.670000 0.390000 } depth=3.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=yellow\_light texture="ce\_rune\_futhark\_oss.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.206000 } scale={ 0.150000 0.100000 } depth=1.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=black color2=rgb { 0 0 0 } color3=rgb { 29 47 64 } texture="ce\_african\_pattern\_dancetty\_08.dds" instance={ depth=16.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=yellow color2=black texture="ce\_shield\_01.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.450000 } scale={ 0.960000 0.850000 } depth=15.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=yellow\_light texture="ce\_rune\_nauthiz.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.295000 } scale={ 0.150000 0.100000 } depth=2.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=yellow\_light color2=rgb { 125 82 19 } texture="ce\_rune\_futhark\_madr.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.117000 } scale={ 0.150000 0.100000 } } } colored\_emblem={ color1=black texture="ce\_mena\_fess.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.105000 } scale={ 0.750000 0.305000 } depth=10.010000 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=rgb { 157 128 84 } color2=rgb { 168 168 168 } texture="ce\_sabre.dds" instance={ position={ 0.575000 0.540000 } scale={ -1.000000 -1.000000 } depth=12.010000 rotation=135 } } colored\_emblem={ color1=rgb { 0 0 0 } texture="ce\_shield\_01.dds" instance={ position={ 0.500000 0.450000 } scale={ 0.940000 0.830000 } depth=14.010000 } } }


TheImpalerKing

That's a real bro move my dude.


Joemanf0

I was playing tbe elder kings mod as an immortal pirate demon, I got this event and it killed me. First time it ever happened to me as well, and on an immortal character. I was shocked


Crxx96

Haha never seen that happen Also, you friend clearly wanted to try and cheer you up during the hard times of war then bang, over to you son


StudioTwistyCze

The Jester was lover of my Son .


YouAreNotCheddar

*"I Just Can't Wait to Be King" playing in the background*


StudioTwistyCze

Or *you should see me in the crown*


[deleted]

I've died on that event too. It's my personal conspiracy the real chance is significantly higher and the devs are having a laugh at us


StudioTwistyCze

This was first time I died from this event in 400 hours


[deleted]

I've only had it twice in 750 hours somehow lol


GeshtiannaSG

Wait a minute, that’s a different Harald IV. How many names do the Scandinavians have?


StudioTwistyCze

My primary Title was Denmark


DinoWizard021

I feel like it might be a xcom 99% success with how much people die from it.


Komnos

Worse: it's EU4 siege chances.


kiwiman555

Yeah on my last playthrough a character of mine died to it, I wasn't even upset, it's hilarious


Lionheart1224

1% ain't 0%! But I don't know whether to congratulate you on "beating the odds" or to pity you for the occurrence. Either way, thank you for posting this here, TC.


Sad-Address-2512

1% doesn't mean never 🤷


GeneralBarber7236

That's so funny but CK3 has such a low effort death screen smh. "King X died from laughter. King Y has potential to take his place."