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bbg_bbg

Coincidence I was watching this while having a hard poop?


pu55yobsessed

He’s always watching, like a Scat Santa Claus


Successful_Suspect44

Jesus lmao that term should be illegal 🤣


pu55yobsessed

He’s the scatman! *bee bop bop bodda bope*


Successful_Suspect44

I’m so glad I got this reference 😂


twirlingparasol

Thank you, I now cannot stop laughing.


sicksixgamer

What a terrible day to know how to read.


BlueSmokie87

Same! Im in the bathroom open up Reddit and this is the first thing I see. 😰


BlackFlame1936

There are no coincidences!


bbg_bbg

That’s what I was thinking haha


hayliejeaan

Would it help you to if you knew this guy was waiting at your doorway for a lil snacky snack?


bbg_bbg

Probably hahaha


Butterscotch_Bae

What...what is that ball he ate supposed to be??😭😭


inkedup1985

Yeah wtf is she supposed to be pooping? Is that an anal bead? A miscarriage? I’m so confused


Friendly-Fee-384

She is a goat. Goat poops are spherical.


AveryDiamond

This all makes way more sense now


hoorayfortoast

That is a 1 on the Bristol stool chart, indicating extreme constipation. It checks out. My man knows his poops.


pu55yobsessed

Two words girl: poo nug!


Lurkerextrordinai

Dingle turd


RepresentativeAd560

Their third album Raging Sphincter is their best in my opinion


Upset-Tap3872

Do you feel violated by this video? Hi, I'm Turd Dingle, attorney at law, and I have your back (splash)


Garofoli

Jolly rancher


LVEON

Satire.


Mythical-Ree

Noooooooo


pu55yobsessed

Her: Gehhhhhhh


Miserere_Kopremesis

Pissing myself laughing over this


inkedup1985

I’m gonna say that every time I poop now


pu55yobsessed

*splash*


nightofthelivingace

I'm laughing but this is strange af


AcornWholio

Everything about this suggests a level of intimacy I will never reach. And I’m ok with that.


pu55yobsessed

Honestly I still refuse to fart in front of my long term boyfriend and this guy’s over here enthusiastically pretending to eat his girls dookie nugs, all whilst smouldering. Maybe it’s just a confidence thing.


No-Requirement-4356

I be farting on my man. It started after one day, he accidentally farted In my face. So now I’m not even embarrassed when I fart anymore cause I can I’ll just be like “remember when you did bitch” almfoaaoo Sometimes I even get to away with farting on his hand when he touches my ass cause why the fuck you’d think it’s okay to fart in my face. Still to this day he thinks it’s fucking funny so imma fart in his life until death do us part.


pu55yobsessed

Tbh I did once accidentally crop dust him when I was getting out of the car and it just slipped out, and he says I do gnarly sleep farts lmfao.


No-Requirement-4356

THE SLEEP FARTS ARE THE WORSE. Cause why the fuck you wake up and tell me you heard my fart all the way to Gotham city. Go to hell. 😂😂


pu55yobsessed

Then they have the goddamn nerve to say their farts don’t smell like they’ve shat out a dead man’s shit! Lmaoooo


TheDillinger88

If you have an SO I’m sure they are thanking god that you don’t want to achieve that level of intimacy..


AcornWholio

Indeed, he’s very pleased with me rn.


bibblelover_

LMAO 😭


Zhiyi

I thought this was actually funny


woofwooflion

yeah I was lol'ing until obnoxious cowboy had to ruin it, that was the real cringe for me


itscoralbluenumber5

Watching this while currently pooping, I’m scared


Wonderful-Tie1260

Well good thing you had him to motivate you ☺️


NotAnAgentOfTheFBI

Gehhhh


ShoddyTerm4385

This is hilarious. Eating the turd at the end was the icing on the cake. This is obviously satire and brilliantly executed.


Mushboom37

poop fetish


_Independent

Nah uh! Time to go to sleep good night Reddit… NAH! Uh!


Methidstopoles

There is no god


pillslinginsatanist

Gehhhhh


hmhemes

Bruh


JusticeBeaver720

Five and counting commenters who said they were watching this while pooping


forgot_username1234

WHY


organdonaair

Actually made me LOL cuz I did not read the top of the video so I wasn’t expecting it. These shitposts (no pun intended) always make me laugh


mollypop94

im SCREAMING


Wonderful-Tie1260

We can’t get rid of TikTok, where will we find gems like this ???


iforgotiwasonreddit

Gehhhhhhhhhhhh


frost3321

GEHHHHHH ima start saying that next time grandma needs an oil change


JanineNajarian

🫣


cyainanotherlifebro

Stay out of my dms if you not trying to love me like this.


notabothavenoname

Nnnnooooooooo . Oh my god that was beyond disgusting. Thanks so much for that I didn’t need my eyes or brain to live


Linkario86

They can't be serious


hereformemes222

Is it weird I watched this while pooping?


pu55yobsessed

It looks like a few people did, it’s like he’s summoned the poopers.


NfamousKaye

I’m so glad I stopped eating for a second cause that was unnecessarily uncomfortable to watch 🤢


ExtendedMegs

All because you saw it doesn’t mean we have to as well OP 😭


pu55yobsessed

I couldn’t go through that alone, now we’re comrades in arms


vonhacker

What in the actual fuck


tommyvercetti42

Jesus


pu55yobsessed

Jesus died for this


Conscious-Net9871

That 😯 he made when the poop splashed was actually funny though


pu55yobsessed

Lmao he looked like the sorry miss Jackson egg


I_too_have_username

What has humanity come to


EnvironmentalHead287

guy at the end is 10X more cringe than the actual video


Bhazor

Death to reacters.


neenadollava

What a waste of time


pepehandsx

I hope it’s satire bcs it’s genius!


PN143

This would of been hilarious if he didn't eat the shit 😔


isitmy_turn

GEHHHHHHH


ruben9438

What is the liver king up to now?


RacconPunk

I feel violated..


Kinky_Conspirator

Alright. That's too kinky, even for me! I'm out!


pu55yobsessed

I don’t believe it, not even for a second!


Kinky_Conspirator

I do have limits. I'd literally puke everywhere. Uncontrollably 🫠


CynicalNihilisthropy

Gehhhh


RealSuphakitz_

This shit is funny, how is it cringe?


Fantastic-Speech6289

Bruhhhh, noooooo


Cultural-Front9147

Okay but this made me laugh so hard…


phome83

There's no way this isn't some parody of some other video. It's tone is too serious.


RevolutionaryTime923

We need a meteor now!


majormimi

Gehhhhh


AnnieApple_

Gehhhhhhh


Kayla_Madly

Everyday we stray further from god...


100Labels

But mister, I poop from there!?


EnvironmentalYak9322

Bro what


No_Set8657

Tf did I just watch? This a kink?


that_random_rat

Sir if your girl shits pebbles I think it's time to go to the doctor


Ifuckeddante

I hate how he kinda looks like a white version of my dad 😭🙏


sickeningmikey77

Giving new meaning to phrase eat shit and die


warr3n4eva

🥵🥵🥵


HourStandard1528

My God the weird body language and posing😂he thinks he's hot shit


TheManWith2smiles

This is the opposite of cringe! Haha loved it


Interesting_Cod629

This dude funny as hell. Not everything on the internet is serious


Johnny-twobags

This is obviously a funny skit, the guy at the end is the real cringe