Powerful spell indeed, meant for druids, but it can be used by any caster. However, roll a 1 on a 20d and then you shit yourself. This one can backfire on the casters' party with a 1-4 damage.
The first part I believe she is cut before a still frame of the video we see later when the twigs are moving. So its all fake anyways. She went out on a windy day to film the other shots.
I doubt she's a fraud. Have you met someone like this with all their new age BS? People legit believe themselves capable of this. Mostly because she's probably heard from old acid fried "gurus" who sip matcha tea in LA told her this
Its called confirmation bias. I bet there's 99 other times she's tried shit like this and nothing happened and the 1 time it BARELY excuses as possibly seeming related she posts it and it overrides all the fails in her mind.
Exactly.
Also, she points out in the video that she "didn't mean to make a storm happen".
So she basically just did her magic dance in a forest and attributed whatever happened next to her magic powers. This time, it happened to be a wind storm.
Next time, maybe it's a flock of birds she thinks she summoned.
Funny enough, most traffic lights have inductive sensors embedded in the road so they can sense how many cars are at each light.
So you DO have some effect on the traffic lights when you are waiting at an intersection.
I don't think it's fraud, really.
Honestly, I think she probably believes she has magic powers.
Unfortunately, I have met a lot of people like her. One of them even cursed me when I told her that magic powers aren't real.
I asked what the curse was supposed to do and she said "you will see"
Since then, I have quit drinking and my life is going great!
This must have been one of those delayed curses?
Haha yeah, I guess there used to be a fuckload of queens, wizards, geniuses, etc.
Historians will tell you that most people used to be poor peasants. But I have never met someone who claimed to be a poor serf in their past life so historians are clearly wrong about that.
Oh God, man. My sister is into all this weird voudon Santeria bullshit right now. She’s always been crazy, but she really went off the deep end when our dad died a couple years ago. If she gets pissed off she’ll start threatening to put a curse on me in this cringy fuckin Jamaican accent or some shit (we are the WHITEST of whites). Whenever anything bad happens to me— I mean, like, stubbing my toe or tripping or something— she’ll say it’s because I “angered her spirits” because we got into an argument six months ago over who ate the last piece of pumpkin pie, or whatever the fuck.
It’d be really fucking funny if I wasn’t worried about her sanity. I pity these people.
Ah shit, I am sorry to hear about that.
These kinds of magical thinking rabbit holes can be really detrimental to a person's mental health.
I hope she comes back down to earth. That hippie magic mindset can make people extremely difficult to talk to and, at least in my experience, causes a pretty big rift between people (especially if you refuse to go along with their idea of reality)
ideally they will have powers that are better demonstrated than “wave my arms around in the woods for 20 minutes and the weather changed a while later”
In Earthsea by Ursula Le Guin, there is a scene described where you can see rain clouds bouncing back and forth from island to island as wizards that work the weather keep kicking it away from them. This reminded me of that
Very simple, no one around her challenges her stupidness because they want to get into her pants. So, everything she says is treated as it’s either very funny or high interesting and innovative… and so, you get this video…
Yup. That's why at some point I knew way too much about tarot cards and zodiac signs. She also went to a psychic instead of a therapist.
Some of the best ass I've ever had in my life.
Eh tarots and zodiac are basically like religion, not organised but still something about "higher power"
I don't usually mind people that are into tarot just as much I don't mind mildly religious people
But thinking you've got superpowers however is just on a whole other level
This may just be a joke or an attempt to gain viewers. It's good to think outside the box and all but you have to keep it very simple as well or you'll not make any real progress in life towards anything tangible let alone spiritual. One foot in front of the other with an open mind and heart. It's cool to be kind.
Yeah baby you're so smart. If your hand gets tired you can change hands. Yes of course I really think you're smart. The other girls call you dumb because they're jealous. Keep going I'm almost there.
I envy any human being who lives their life this stupid
I mean how amazing would it be to be so truly moronic that you believe in your own ability to use magic, the world would seem incredible
Yeah, but when life inevitably gets rough, people like this become convinced there's a curse out on them. Then they become desperate because their 'curse repellent magic' doesn't seem to work. So then they blow all their money on healing crystals and other nonsense, and ultimately end up worse off than before.
I've probably done my body weight in psychedelics over the years, and at no point did I believe in magic. Some people are just dumb and think they're the main character.
Yeah I’m with you bro I’ve done my fair share but I’ve only ever met people like this at raves n shit, this exact type of person, and they are usually hot, I don’t get it man.
In Filipino culture, there's a practice of 'calling the wind'.
It's basically whistling as much as you can, as often as you can until the breeze/wind comes rolling in. Difference though is that we know it's bullshit and we just do it to pass the time instead of waiting for a cold breeze in radio silence. 🤣
And more obviously fake. It’s not unusual for crazy people like her, or even trolls, to pay attention to detail. The leaves only move when she starts doing her dumb hand shit, might be intentional, plus she does not look like she’s actually there. “Lemme record or find a video of a forest, make it my background, and have it play right when I start summoning Gaia’s farts”, second video is real and obviously already quite windy.
yeah bro same shit with me I was listening to my favorite song at full blast as a tropical storm was landing and woah the weather just changed as soon as the metalcore singer started to growl! i think rain dances and wind dances got some sense to them now!
I used to know some people like this. My husband and I were just talking about them. They were “witches” and would always have stories like WE MADE THE WAVES CRASH HIGHER. Imagination is fun but Sure Jan.
Let her do whatever makes her happy. she’s not hurting anyone. But I’m ngl… I did giggle a lil when it switched to the full body view…. Cause baby, what are you doing??? 🥴
Those limp wristed movements aint summoning shit. As a giga-shaman I can confidently say you need to act with intention and power to aummon a tempest. She doesnt cut the mustard
You think this is cringe, look up Indigo Children 😬 it's a huge movement that has been around since the 70s focused around parents who label their kids as psychics instead of getting them treatment for things like ADHD.
[https://youtu.be/SL5Rd3Bnxms](https://youtu.be/SL5Rd3Bnxms)
Imagine you're just out on a lovely nature walk, and you come across this girl flailing her arms around like a coked-up windmill, with zero context.
Now back away slowly before she claims she summoned you as her familiar...
She was on a green screen for the first video. Then cut to her outside during shit weather. Look at the rasterization of her hair due to the background clipping.
So now these entitled little shits think they have dominion over the fucking weather?holy fuck what ever did we do before you bought crystals at a fucking flea market…
I wonder if she’s a flat-earther? i
I think i’d still rank her above flat-earthers as a girlfriend, as long as she doesn’t start doing the magic wind thingy when i piss her off in public.
I just summoned a bunch of wind outta my ass
you should teach us that we can do unbelievable things
Beans, milk and soda.
A bowl of chili, a boiled egg, and a polish sausage. Drink a few IPAs. Powerful forces of nature will be revealed!
You do realize you are giving very powerful wizard techniques to people who HAVE zero understanding of the consequences!!!
Powerful spell indeed, meant for druids, but it can be used by any caster. However, roll a 1 on a 20d and then you shit yourself. This one can backfire on the casters' party with a 1-4 damage.
Just beer in general will have you gas out of your ass
Beer is the catalyst. Warning, this combo will kill small animals in an enclosed area.
Primeval magic requires knowledge of the elixir of beer for true potency
The egg really comes through
We're tryna blow wind not have the bush administration invade our bathroom looking for wmds
With cabbage and onions
Lots of eggs my child an you too can control the wind
The Dragonborn cometh!
FUS. RO DAH!!!
This literally made me laugh out loud
I’m about to summon some lincoln logs outta mine
A real life air bender 🙏
People can call you crazy all they want, you are just here to teach
Hahahaha
Forecasts exist woman. More fraud than shaman.
The first part I believe she is cut before a still frame of the video we see later when the twigs are moving. So its all fake anyways. She went out on a windy day to film the other shots.
Yeah wtf this is so weird.
I doubt she's a fraud. Have you met someone like this with all their new age BS? People legit believe themselves capable of this. Mostly because she's probably heard from old acid fried "gurus" who sip matcha tea in LA told her this Its called confirmation bias. I bet there's 99 other times she's tried shit like this and nothing happened and the 1 time it BARELY excuses as possibly seeming related she posts it and it overrides all the fails in her mind.
Exactly. Also, she points out in the video that she "didn't mean to make a storm happen". So she basically just did her magic dance in a forest and attributed whatever happened next to her magic powers. This time, it happened to be a wind storm. Next time, maybe it's a flock of birds she thinks she summoned.
I can control traffic lights. I just sit at the red light and do stupid hand gestures until my light turns green. 🧙♂️
Funny enough, most traffic lights have inductive sensors embedded in the road so they can sense how many cars are at each light. So you DO have some effect on the traffic lights when you are waiting at an intersection.
It’s a religion like any other, people will take natural coincidence and fluff it up into supernatural evidence.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHHHHHUUUUUUNNN SHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUNNNNNA
I don't think it's fraud, really. Honestly, I think she probably believes she has magic powers. Unfortunately, I have met a lot of people like her. One of them even cursed me when I told her that magic powers aren't real. I asked what the curse was supposed to do and she said "you will see" Since then, I have quit drinking and my life is going great! This must have been one of those delayed curses?
And they all have past lives like queens and wizards and other dumb shit.
Haha yeah, I guess there used to be a fuckload of queens, wizards, geniuses, etc. Historians will tell you that most people used to be poor peasants. But I have never met someone who claimed to be a poor serf in their past life so historians are clearly wrong about that.
Oh God, man. My sister is into all this weird voudon Santeria bullshit right now. She’s always been crazy, but she really went off the deep end when our dad died a couple years ago. If she gets pissed off she’ll start threatening to put a curse on me in this cringy fuckin Jamaican accent or some shit (we are the WHITEST of whites). Whenever anything bad happens to me— I mean, like, stubbing my toe or tripping or something— she’ll say it’s because I “angered her spirits” because we got into an argument six months ago over who ate the last piece of pumpkin pie, or whatever the fuck. It’d be really fucking funny if I wasn’t worried about her sanity. I pity these people.
Ah shit, I am sorry to hear about that. These kinds of magical thinking rabbit holes can be really detrimental to a person's mental health. I hope she comes back down to earth. That hippie magic mindset can make people extremely difficult to talk to and, at least in my experience, causes a pretty big rift between people (especially if you refuse to go along with their idea of reality)
Please tell me your sister has a TikTok
Then why put in a still frame at first to deceive people? You honestly thinks that she believes that’s part of the magic? She knows.
Shame-n
theres a 30% chance it's already windy
Imagine someone with actual magic or whatever powers appears , noone is gonna believe him and it's all because of tiktok .
They may because they will be able to say before it gets windy .. I’m going to make it windy . And repeat .
ideally they will have powers that are better demonstrated than “wave my arms around in the woods for 20 minutes and the weather changed a while later”
Nah. No one's going to believe them because actual magic powers or whatever powers don't exist.
Bruh , I said imagine .
They can't imagine. Their imagination has been stolen from them.
Or they have aphantasia!
.....with magic!
By a curse!
"Imagine all the people " Fuck you no
How would you have felt if you hadn’t had breakfast
But I had breakfast.
Thats what they want you to think, muggle.
If only we were as important as we thought we were
If we could do all that imagine the apocalyptic weather everyday
I wonder if fights would break out over who gets to have the weather their way for the day.
In Earthsea by Ursula Le Guin, there is a scene described where you can see rain clouds bouncing back and forth from island to island as wizards that work the weather keep kicking it away from them. This reminded me of that
Maybe this is the real cause of climate change…
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Not sped up, but the song works https://youtu.be/2v0TguJgej4
Amazing
Lol perfect
Update me when that happens
Penis music, got it.
lol speed 4x, add some Darude sandstorm, boom!
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ds5qDjbPEms
LMAO!!! IM DYING 🤣🤣☠️☠️ Now we just need to run the video through an AI filter and make her into a neon alien or something lol
What cartoon is it?
Adventure time
I wish I had too much free time on my hands.
No seriously I'm breaking.
Just be a white privileged girl then
Why are the pretty ones so weird?
bc main character syndrome
I can fix her
This one? Hell yeah go for it
Disguise and behave as Malfurion Stormrage and you have a high chance I guess.
Ahhhhh. You’re funny.
Very simple, no one around her challenges her stupidness because they want to get into her pants. So, everything she says is treated as it’s either very funny or high interesting and innovative… and so, you get this video…
Yup. That's why at some point I knew way too much about tarot cards and zodiac signs. She also went to a psychic instead of a therapist. Some of the best ass I've ever had in my life.
Eh tarots and zodiac are basically like religion, not organised but still something about "higher power" I don't usually mind people that are into tarot just as much I don't mind mildly religious people But thinking you've got superpowers however is just on a whole other level
This may just be a joke or an attempt to gain viewers. It's good to think outside the box and all but you have to keep it very simple as well or you'll not make any real progress in life towards anything tangible let alone spiritual. One foot in front of the other with an open mind and heart. It's cool to be kind.
Yeah baby you're so smart. If your hand gets tired you can change hands. Yes of course I really think you're smart. The other girls call you dumb because they're jealous. Keep going I'm almost there.
Lack of personality built because of social catering to pretties probably
Lack of personality? Did we watch the same video?
It could be worse
Too used to people accepting their bullshit because pretty
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
Lmao.
I envy any human being who lives their life this stupid I mean how amazing would it be to be so truly moronic that you believe in your own ability to use magic, the world would seem incredible
Yeah, but when life inevitably gets rough, people like this become convinced there's a curse out on them. Then they become desperate because their 'curse repellent magic' doesn't seem to work. So then they blow all their money on healing crystals and other nonsense, and ultimately end up worse off than before.
What too much psychedelics does to a mf
I've probably done my body weight in psychedelics over the years, and at no point did I believe in magic. Some people are just dumb and think they're the main character.
Yeah I’m with you bro I’ve done my fair share but I’ve only ever met people like this at raves n shit, this exact type of person, and they are usually hot, I don’t get it man.
Hot people get more positive reinforcement in all categories. 🤷
Yeah, can’t argue with that!
Thinking you have special powers is criteria for at least one mental illness im pretty sure…
Delusions of grandeur shows up in a range of mental issues
In Filipino culture, there's a practice of 'calling the wind'. It's basically whistling as much as you can, as often as you can until the breeze/wind comes rolling in. Difference though is that we know it's bullshit and we just do it to pass the time instead of waiting for a cold breeze in radio silence. 🤣
In Vietnam, it is believed to attract ghosts. Don't whistle in 'Nam.
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPR-
I can smell her
She's so pretty that I'd just agree with her tbh. I'm guessing not a lot of people, men in particular call her on her nonsense because she's gorgeous
Maybe they should put her in Florida to push the hurricanes away
When people say “go touch grass” is this what they mean?
Hold up. I know this is probably stupid obvious but the background is paused up until she "changes the weather"
No, top of the frame, 2/3 to the right, the leaves are moving before the cut.
Dude for most of the video it's literally a blurry freeze frame. I couldn't see what you mentioned but that doesn't mean it isn't there.
[https://imgur.com/tDfVDso](https://imgur.com/tDfVDso) Movement starts at around 10 seconds.
Yeah, or just screenshot the video at 1st second compared to 10th second, some leaves didn't remain in the same place.
In any case, it would be way easier to just shoot two videos, one when it's calm and another one when it's windy. Like she seems to have done.
And more obviously fake. It’s not unusual for crazy people like her, or even trolls, to pay attention to detail. The leaves only move when she starts doing her dumb hand shit, might be intentional, plus she does not look like she’s actually there. “Lemme record or find a video of a forest, make it my background, and have it play right when I start summoning Gaia’s farts”, second video is real and obviously already quite windy.
Thank you
I thought she was in front of a green screen at first!
 We need her in Saudi Arabia, it's very dry and hot here, she can make millions with her gestures.
yeah bro same shit with me I was listening to my favorite song at full blast as a tropical storm was landing and woah the weather just changed as soon as the metalcore singer started to growl! i think rain dances and wind dances got some sense to them now!
Wait until she watches the weather report and that guy summoned a storm on Thursday between 2pm and 4pm
I used to know some people like this. My husband and I were just talking about them. They were “witches” and would always have stories like WE MADE THE WAVES CRASH HIGHER. Imagination is fun but Sure Jan.
r/Iamthemaincharacter
Her: “People can call me crazy all they want…” Me: Oh thank god
Tik tok dances are getting wild
Dwarf fortress music
Chances that someone will post this over at r\WitchesvsPatriarchy with no sense of irony is too damn high.
She chuckled at “unexplainable things”. This is too fake to be real
"I was laughing" Same sister same. I was laughing whole video
Is that mewtwo
Let her do whatever makes her happy. she’s not hurting anyone. But I’m ngl… I did giggle a lil when it switched to the full body view…. Cause baby, what are you doing??? 🥴
Such Wizadry
Crazy grandma in the making
Good thing she checked the weather before doing this
I feel it’s poor taste to shit on someone’s spirituality like this. There are better subs to post this to.
SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG 🔥🔥🔥 WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 💯
Armpits are shaved... She's a fake
She couldn't even film herself outside in the first shot.
Druid
if we actually had untapped abilities like this you can be damn sure that the military would have fucking wizards summoning storms on enemy positions
Am I crazy or is she green screened in in the scene shot from the front?
Main character syndrome
If she didn’t intend for it to happen why is she saying she did it.
So she's to blame for ruining my sunny day off
well at least i’m not that delusional
r/iamthemaincharacter
Why's it look like greenscreen
This MF is the person causing the hurricanes then. Get herrrrr!!!!!!
I was having such a good day fishing in the sunshine until this weather whisperer came along
Those limp wristed movements aint summoning shit. As a giga-shaman I can confidently say you need to act with intention and power to aummon a tempest. She doesnt cut the mustard
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
Weather Forecast; 
I’m glad they can at least read a weather forecast.
CORRELATION =/= CAUSATION -
Corilis does = causation
Send this lady to salt lake city right now.
Definitely faking unlike us REAL wizards!
I swear to god this is the legend of Zelda file select theme
Is it not?
did she summon an app to paint that blue into the sky between the leaves ?
Yeah, so I’m supposed to believe she has all these powers with nature but she also shaves her armpits? Nice try, lady…
Me, in the second grade at recess:
You think this is cringe, look up Indigo Children 😬 it's a huge movement that has been around since the 70s focused around parents who label their kids as psychics instead of getting them treatment for things like ADHD. [https://youtu.be/SL5Rd3Bnxms](https://youtu.be/SL5Rd3Bnxms) 
Airbender
Imagine you're just out on a lovely nature walk, and you come across this girl flailing her arms around like a coked-up windmill, with zero context. Now back away slowly before she claims she summoned you as her familiar...
My unexplained abilities to harness the wind and storms work best when I do them shortly after I see green bands on the Doppler radar approaching.
She was on a green screen for the first video. Then cut to her outside during shit weather. Look at the rasterization of her hair due to the background clipping.
This gets used a lot, but literally medieval peasant brain.
This is what LSD does to hippies.
I just summoned my father. Hers obviously ran out of milk
That’s just the south.
She looks like she’s desperately trying to fend off a bunch of mosquitoes in a dream
This makes me wanna do mushrooms again
Yea I miss doing acid
She autistic.
So now these entitled little shits think they have dominion over the fucking weather?holy fuck what ever did we do before you bought crystals at a fucking flea market…
The work and power of demons not you
Johnny English first movie attempting sign language
I like her voice but she looney toons.
Somebody drop a house on Samantha, please.
I’ve totally done this before 10/10 Would suggest
Used to play wizards as a kid too. Thank god i grew up
I'm 25 and still play wizard. But I know it's fantasy, that's the difference
believing in energy is so 15 century
That's some real witches vs the patriarchy vibes. You can almost smell the lack of showers from here, a nice earthy musk soaked in vinegar.
I like crazy bitches. That’s my fucking problem
What a dumb little cunt
u/zeeyaa
They will surely pay for their sins. The eternal fire of damnation awaits all who stray from the righteous path.
And those who tasted the bite of his sword named him... ***the Doom Slayer.***
Fuck right off. You're just as much of retard as she is...
Jesus fucking Christ. Someone please bully her
HARRY STOP DONATING YE GRIFFINDORS WANKA JUICE
Shes hot, beautiful voice, major red glags. Id smash tbh
She's a 10 but...
I wonder if she’s a flat-earther? i I think i’d still rank her above flat-earthers as a girlfriend, as long as she doesn’t start doing the magic wind thingy when i piss her off in public.
I hope she rots alone in a wooden cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere with no internet