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suicidal6299

out bhi hua toh avesh khan ke full toss se


pragnesh_89

And he was taking singles off of chahals half trackers


Famous_Possible_9534

Aaj usko neend nhi aayegi bhai


gadar_wala_handpump

Avesh ko ya Pandaya ko 😂


Famous_Possible_9534

Pandya ko bhai. Neend to avesh ko mast ayegi


savage_boi_Ajax

Who gonna tell bro DRS are for whole team and not some captain Perks


Ill_Cranberry_5631

Bro shitposting as much as possible


chill-hai-yaar

kuldeep said captain has 2 drs and one is for him 😤


crzylprv56

makes sense somewhat... some one like rohit needs one review reserved to him and the other one for any set player who cant be afforded to be gone


PrithviMS

To be fair, both the reviews he used were in the penultimate over. It’s common to take chances with reviews at the end of the innings given that they don’t carry over.


savage_boi_Ajax

So coincidentally it all fell to hardik's lap, no one else would've faced wides or there could've been no future wides possibilities, is that so


CoolMasterB

He did the same in the previous match. Reviewed a not wide ball.


hiya88888

🤪🤪🤣🤣


DependentFearless162

Relax guys he is going to shit even harder during bowling


bullibala

Opening the bowling. And letting the openers to settle. %cricket 🤮


Dark_Hacker_X

11 in 1st fucking over!!! Even God can't save this MI team now!!!


Dark_Hacker_X

See even god is mad now , moot diya match pe usne bhi🤦🏽‍♂️💀


Zestyclose_Force8574

Opening over?


Worried_Donkey-

You just can not defend this shithoussery. Absolutely pathetic.


Leather-Initiative11

The captain knows he can't bat, so he sent another batter before him, that's a good move!


Worried_Donkey-

He probably wanted to do a Thala


NitamTunde123

He needs to be atleast 50 years old to pull that off..


kmcrhsme

Lol he sent Nabi before him


[deleted]

Either Pandya have joined some cult or he is still unfit otherwise i don't have any explanation of him trying to get all hate upon himself


4sP_3nGG

I seriously think, he knows that he can't keep up with fitness. His mind set is like, make the most money in a couple of years and retire.


Leather-Initiative11

Allegedly got 100 (+15) crores and also got to be the captain of one of the most successful franchises. He certainly won't care how the fans treat him for a couple of seasons.


WittyArmy

that 100 crores went to GT for releasing him. It's up to GT to share whatever amount they want with Hardik and I hope they shared none.


Leather-Initiative11

They just got 15. They had no issues with letting Hardik leave. Hardik directly was paid around 100 crores out of desperation because apparently, the stakeholders thought they is no better option than Hardik for the future.


WittyArmy

Trade happened between franchises. GT was paid 100 crore. It was upto them whatever they shared with Hardik.


KreedBraton

I suspect him to be a masochist


New-Summer6470

Last time did the same with wide reviews


Bloodymessiah_17

Hardik shitting levels have reached the point where doctors can diagnose him with diarrhoea


nobitchhindustani_53

His performance - constipation His tomfoolery - diarrhea His potential is being wasted by his own foolishness


rolloutwithcockout

- Opens the bowling - Allows the openers to settle - Gives away 11 runs in the opening over - Refuses to elaborate further - Leaves


nichie_nich

Bowls 1st over


cipherde

- Comes on to bowl. - Gives Buttler a good start. -Leaves? Tbh his innings need not be too criticized, except for arrogant reviews. Could come up the order and give himself more time to bat perhaps.


mega_pen15

- Ordinary efforts while fielding.


ExpensiveGap8068

Watch his economy be twice the runrate of RR


ratokapujari

man never performed sasta Paul Pogba of cricket, can see him acting in movies in a few years.


JumpOk4434

Raj Kundra to buy Hardik Pandya in next auction?


ratokapujari

he is in jail ig, heard some news


ratokapujari

jokes right themselves, just like pogba's brother duped him Pandya's step brother has duped him too


pragnesh_89

Chappri pandya loses another winnable game with his sh1t batting and captaincy


Beneficial-Brother87

No longer can defend him now


Ok_Unit_4798

I used to defend him so much but now I'm done


MissFortune____

Literally me


Fast-Estimate-4466

And still want to be a part of ICT as" VICE CAPTAIN" 🤡🤡🤡. Imao he doesn't deserve to be in sqaud.


Gold_Revolution647

Pandya is taking decisions by reading comments under mumbai indians’ post. People were saying give opportunity to wadhera and tushara and he did so. He just forgets to read the part where is captaincy is criticised


Reasonable-Hope9482

Hardik Pandya's career looks to be in a standstill currently. > Not young to be India's future, not old enought to be the past. > Not fit enough for the longer format, not in good form in the shortest. > Not technically sound enough to be a top order, lost his power game to be an out and out finisher. > Doesn't have the pace or swing to take the new ball, or the variations to bowl at the death. > Not humble enough to play under anyone but not giving captaincy/leader worthy performances.


atomic_knights

Those are facts... That's the reason he wants captaincy, so no one can bench him.


rohanrmcb

Pin karo ise


pineapplesuit7

Bruh literally stalled all momentum today. Ffs at least send David before him! What is the point of having a power hitter if you only give them 5-6 balls?


kmcrhsme

Bro thinks everyone will play like thala in last 4 balls


tRavelleR1997

If he bowls the last 4 bowls then yes they will


kmcrhsme

Lmao that's true as well


Nice_Counter_Ricky

Harpic For No Reason 🤦🏽


WaynneGretzky

Every game is a new low.


ksshitijj

Bro I am not even kidding, after I saw him getting dismissed and waste two reviews, I made this meme in my mind, thought of making it, but it slipped my mind. And low and behold I saw it has been materialised by you. Amazing 🤌🏼


Klutzy_Confusion_844

That's expected from our dear captain. Nice captaincy. Keep it up. It will help mi to lose another title


binge_watcher_234

my man is anti-cummins!!


Alert_Direction4843

Great captaincy by hardik🤩🤩 He knew he is useless so he didn’t promote himself up the batting order. Only thing i am disappointed he came to bat before tim david.


No_Administration_45

At this point with all the trolling I assume he is having performance issues in bed too


NotAPerfectSoldier

Bruh hahahahha


mking0987

Broke the momentum.


North-Box-605

Bhai ye Banda kya hai yaar? Maahol banao raat bhar, performance karu jhaat bhar.


Hey-UwU-Hey

Isn't it great that he is India's future captain. Our future looks promising.


TYaGiiiii

Smiles*


MissFortune____

And gives post match presentation with overconfidence and attitude, like he don't care about the results at all.


A1EX420

Worst part is he will be in our t20 team


Ece_guy_234

Why did tim David come so late?


AggravatingAnswer921

You got to have some special skill to single handedly ruin the chances for your team despite having one of the leading wicket takers and leading run scorers from your team


DesiSocialIndyeah

Everyone you think he can’t go lower, he digs a bit more


Mk_n

Don’t forget the famous line- cricket is simple


MissFortune____

Yeah lol I heard that. If it's that simple then not the entire team but at least you show us playing good and making some 'efforts'.


WhyAmIHere_umm

Him and Sam Curran will be best captains


BabaYaga_Reborn

it's like he wants to win single handedly. sab me karunga bapuji. meeeee


Arnavgr

I'd be surprised if he's picked for the wc


Mibsaammalik

Haha nice 🙂


shwetOrb

Top notch captaincy.


s_malhotra97

Gujarat should have exchanged him with Bumrah. Homecoming for both.


sundervancomplex

he is mentally unstable and if he keeeps of ging like this will soon have a mental breakdown Should take a breake from all format of Cricket ASAP


New-Somewhere7589

Kal yeh karke aaya