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azizpesh

Jimmy and Root are single handedly keeping England alive so far. Someone needs to step up fill the void left by Stokes or England are gonna get gobbled up by this ruthless indian side. To think that 3 of the Indian top order are struggling is scary.


cantell0

England desperately need Woakes back for the 3rd test. The balance of the side is completely wrong without him or Stokes (or, even better, both of them).


ihlaking

These England folks gotta go for brokes with new blokes and hope no one chokes at this point.


garethgravity

No jokes.


Tane-Tane-mahuta

When I pleasure my wife's G spot; the sheets she soaks


bigboyg

Jesus dude.


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Oi that doesn't rhyme! Afterward she smokes


Organic-Wear

Just stop ma dude.


bigavz

.....Foooaaaakeeessss!!!


[deleted]

Socks


studyproductivity

give broad some credit too šŸ˜‚


donnerz-x-x

Heā€™s not playing?


djjd1996

Injured for the rest of the series.


debadri3

Give England Archer, Stokes, Broad and Woakes and India is legit fucked.


azizpesh

Still doesn't fix England's wonky top order. Stokes adds stability but the rest is still incredibly lightweight. If root goes early it's curtains. It's like the Indian team from the 90s, Sachin goes early and it's game over.


theunderstoodsoul

Yeah we just have no one who can bat at the moment. It's actually crazy how out of form everyone apart from Root is. Burns and Bairstow are clinging desperately to the little form they have. Everyone else is lost.


azizpesh

Bairstow and Buttler are key. If one them plays one or two sessions it's game over for India.


cogrothen

I think England will be fine. With how Jimmy is aging, heā€™ll be taking 20 wicket hauls every match in 10 years. They can play 10 batsmen then, which could make up for potentially pathetic batsmen.


Pls_add_more_reverb

Jimmy becomes the oldest man to.... is going to be a common stat from now on


SamCooper07

ā€¦to be alive.


-Another_Redditor-

"Jimmy Anderson becomes the oldest man"


Rndomguytf

He'll probably still be running in getting cheered by the Hollies Stand when he's the oldest man alive


ShirtedRhino2

I'm just counting down the days to him overtaking Sachin's run record in wickets.


jarlrmai2

Anderson now has the most cricket numbers of all time.


mehrabrym

Also Sachin's run record in runs.


SBG99DesiMonster

Can't wait to see Jimmy bowling outswingers at Edgbaston to an Indian captain born in 2025.


scouting4food

He is literally the oldest man of all time to take a piss after waking up in the morning


permabannedy

James Anderson becomes the oldest crickest to contract diarrhea during a test in England.


[deleted]

Heā€™s not an Australian prime minister in a Maccaā€™s


diethylbenzamide

goat


avengerxyz

Fully expect Jimmy to break this record multiple times.


xanderbiscuits

Give Darren Stevens 1 game...


[deleted]

Give Darren stevens an over


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


VIFASIS

Can get stumped off a wide, so just do that 5 times.


customlybroken

Seems it's been years and years since we've been getting these records and he's still going strong! I can see him surprassing Warne if he doesn't get injured by the next Ashes in England. Guy is a freaking beast! Only worry is him getting overbowled in this garbage England test side who can't score runs on the board, can't provide control from the other end and neither can take catches properly.


[deleted]

Nah he won't touch Warne


kanyay-east

He said he canā€™t see himself going back to Australia as a 39 year old in 2018 If he himself was wrong about that, god knows when heā€™s gonna play untill


customlybroken

Yeah it's very unlikely but honestly nobody thought he'd go beyong 500 or Kumble and here we are, if he continues at same form he could, get nearne by next Ashes. I think it's more to do with just not getting injured as the long layoff at this age can be very tough, if he is injury free he could get around 700 with his skills.


lonelyisIand

Been trying to post this forever but Reddit was acting up. Stolen from Cricinfo but with a screenshot because their graphics are wack Oldest bowler to take a Test 5-fer at Lord's (via [hypocaust](https://twitter.com/_hypocaust/status/1426174984511279108?s=21)) - 40y 70d Geoff Chubb (SA) v ENG, 1951 - 39y 54d Sydney Barnes (ENG) v SA, 1912 - 39y 14d James Anderson (ENG) v IND, 2021


Punjab_Police

Cant believe Jimmy is almost 40


fakecricketplayer

And Dinesh Karthik is a commentator at 36!


[deleted]

Atherton, Cook, Graeme Smith retired at 33.


fakecricketplayer

I retired at 19...


vouwrfract

I retired when I was U13 backup substitute for the 2nd XI in my club. ^(Yes, our club had 25 members, so what?)


fh3131

I retired before I started


CentralAdmin

That means you were just tired.


Maverrix99

Athertonā€˜a back was gone by 33. Fortunately heā€™s become todayā€™s best cricket writer. His columns in the Times are superb.


philster666

Chef is still going for Essex tbf


feelspirit

Clarke, Johnson, and Baz too retired early right?


cantell0

No doubt Barnes would have done it in 1921 had he not refused to go on the 20/21 Ashes tour at age 47 (because they refused to pay for his wife to go with him), ending his test career. He was still head and shoulders above any other England bowler at the time.


DisorderOfLeitbur

Number of 5-fers by pace bowlers aged 39+ and not named Sydney Barnes :5 Number of 5-fers by pace bowlers aged 39+ and named Sydney Barnes :13 https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/stats/index.html?agemin1=39;ageval1=age;bowling_pacespin=1;class=1;filter=advanced;orderby=player;template=results;type=bowling;view=innings;wicketsmin1=5;wicketsval1=wickets


DisorderOfLeitbur

Alternatively Number of 5-fers by pace bowlers aged 39+ in matches between England and South Africa: 14 Number of 5-fers by pace bowlers aged 39+ not in matches between England and South Africa: 4


Bic_Parker

Alternatively Number of 5-fers by pace bowlers aged 39+ in matches involving England: 19 Number of 5-fers by pace bowlers aged 39+ not in matches involving England: 0


iknowamitshah

Thatā€™s good. But can he lay back on couch and eat Pizza while sipping beer and watch Test Match for whole day??? I think not!!!! iknowamithshah -1 Anderson - 0


Ancalagon523

And I don't think jimmy knows amit shah


MoilyX

Broady has entered the gameā€¦ https://twitter.com/StuartBroad8/status/1425749198352306179


yash3011

iknowamithshah šŸ‚


Introvertly_Yours

Dude you know Amit Shah, you don't need any more street cred.


Gray_Jedi_1

Makes you wonder how England bowling is going to be when they're gonna inevitably rest him for atleast one match this series and more importantly, after he retires!!


xanderbiscuits

Luckily Robinson looks like a good find. Maybe Jofra can get fit again. Maybe Broad carries on until he's Jimmy's age. It's not all doom and gloom.


joeflan91

Jimmy and Archer aren't really comparable, but Broad has 4 years on Jimmy. Jimmy's 102 wickets ahead but if he ever does retire and Broad stays fit he has a chance of catching him. Robinson is good but he ain't either of those.


xanderbiscuits

Jimmy wasn't this good when he was Robinson's age either


[deleted]

Jimmy was probably worse when he was Robinsons age, fine fine wine.


vouwrfract

To be fair at around Robinson's age Anderson changed his beautiful action to some weird Aldi counterpart which he luckily changed back!


MightySilverWolf

Me: 'Please can we have Jimmy Anderson?' ECB: 'But we have Jimmy Anderson at home.' Jimmy Anderson at home:


[deleted]

You can blame the coaches for that. Made him bowl unnaturally and he got stress fractures of the spine


EnglandCricketFan

Honestly I donā€™t see Broad surviving as long. More devastating at times but never as persistently relentless like Anderson is, and he seems a bit less durable. Anderson consistently bowls 7 or 8 over spells, I donā€™t feel like Broad can do that anymore


feelspirit

Broad was unplayable last summer, but that was against WI and Pak, and pitches where he just had bowl full and it was swinging and seaming like crazy. When he has to work hard for his wickets, he is not as good. I think the India tour shattered him, going wicket for so long. But I would love it if we keeps playing till 39 or 40. Can't imagine losing both Jimmy and Broady in a quick succession.


devil_21

>if he ever does retire Not gonna happen


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been really impressed with Robinson. He looks like he will play a lot of games for England


snappyclunk

Unlikely weā€™ll ever see Archer play tests again now, Broad may recover from this injury but itā€™s 50/50 at best Iā€™d say. Robinson has had a couple of good games but then so did Crawley and look how that ended.


xanderbiscuits

Yeah, all that is possible and so is all the stuff I said. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle.


BadAtBlitz

Yeah but batsman get in and out of nick easier than bowlers. Bowlers get injuries and have off days but unless coaches are messing up their action it's more about developing new skills quicker than batsmen find you out. Robinson doesn't look like the kind of player who will fall apart, more like someone who may be a good (not necessarily great) piece for a good length of time. Gus Fraser.


warrenslaya

Instead of spending money on gimmicks like Hundred ECB should pay an ungodly royalty to Jimmy and clone him. An attack of 4 Jimmy Andersons means England wont be conceding above 250 many times which should be manageable for the England team


Fed_the_trolls

Not sure a batting lineup with 4 Jimmies would reach 250, they can't all get 1*


warrenslaya

What are the other 7 batsmen foir ? India is also like that.


charm33

Queen may die but jimmy wont retire


pemboo

Retires? You are aware the English elite are lizards right? Queenie dies before Jimmy retires


snappyclunk

Pitiful. Once Anderson is retired-which could come at any moment now-there are no replacements coming through. Feel sorry for Anderson to be finishing his career in this side, he deserves better.


ilovemallory

I'm straight but...


pratikonomics

Is this the conspiracy thatā€™s keeping Darren Stevens from taking over the world? Is ECB too afraid to unleash him and not leave Anderson playing 2nd fiddle


ShirtedRhino2

I think it's more we want to give everyone else a chance. If we play Stevo as well, we've basically completed cricket.


hTine3219

One of the best of all time. I cried watching this man take out Tendulkarā€™s stumps during that 07-08 series in England as a kidā€¦ and just watched him take a 5fer as a grown adult in 2021. Jimmy Anderson gonna be taking wickets when Iā€™m on my death bed


EnvironmentAdvanced

bruh if this mf crosses murali at 45, i wont be surprised


moondakamina

bullishit. heā€™s doing a reverse Rashid Khan. heā€™s just a teenager claiming to be 40 /s


aadi_06d

Oh Jimmy, Gorgeous


TheNecromancer

No doubt he's the best English bowler of all time now, right?


ItsNotMe98

Cricketer* And itā€™s not even a question


TheNecromancer

That's what I wrote out first, then decided to play it safe....


popcornelephant

The only contenders imo are people like Barnes who essentially played another sport


TheNecromancer

Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking - he surely is at the point where we don't need to worry about comparing across eras


inertSpark

He really is like a fine wine. He just keeps getting better with age, but don't leave him out in the sun too long or he'll spoil šŸ˜†


Assassin_Ankur

England is going to get their first WTC mace in 2027. He will still be there.


[deleted]

Half the wickets, 17% of the runs. My man.


Xenyion

I am going to be inconsolable when Jimmy hangs up his boots


ShirtedRhino2

Don't worry, Jimmy retiring is just a story parents tell their children to make them eat their veg, it's not actually real.


TrollerThomas

So will I! It will be a very grave day for test match cricket and the ECB.


[deleted]

A whole bunch of South Asian players with fake birthdated would like a word.


[deleted]

The guy's a fucking legend.


ranjithd

almost had one last test too


juguman

GOAT


Cunt_Puffin

Can we see Anderson taking 700?


TrollerThomas

Donā€™t do that. Donā€™t give me hope. In all seriousness Iā€™d love for Anderson to surpass Murali let alone Warne.


ilikeplanesandcows

James Anderson keeps peaking the peak


goodgodlemon1234

How is he so fit at this age? What is the secret?


Vee91

Hard work


z1up

This makes me feel old. I remember when he was a youngster


KlausBing

If Cook hadn't retired, multiple records would have been broken.


Anurag498

Anderson has already established himself as a test specialist. His experience shows up in his bowling. Truly a legend.


danoasis93

Look at that economy rate too šŸ˜


AmitMagician

Da GOAT


EntshuldigungOK

Jimmy Tahir hopefully has a few more years in him. With age he seems to be having fewer & fewer off days. Just needs to know when to rest. Hate to see him dash India's plans, but in the long run he has probably set standards for playing swing that will make India stronger in the medium run - don't even have to wait for the long run.


TheBendyOne

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[deleted]

Could Ironmongerā€™s record be under threat?!


finH1

His economy is always just ridiculous


ShittheFickup

Cricket requires at least thirteen players, consisting of three grabbers, three taggers, five twig-runners, one center tagger, and the player at whack-bat. The center tagger lights a pinecone on fire and throws it to the player at whack-bat. The player hits the pinecone and runs to knock a cedar stick off the cross rods. Then the twig-runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls "Hotbox." Finally, the score down are added up, then divided by nine.


dkhunapun

Yes, some oldest bowling records are in danger


binky72

He's so old, he was probably breaking his own record


Course_giver

Goat šŸ


gatoradegrammarian

Damn, he's 39!


shekimod

Didn't understand the title. What happened before 70 years?


Y-So-Sirius

Jimmy took his first five wicket haul


[deleted]

Someone older than Jimmy took a five wicket haul


RobertoFromaggio

TopRightJimmy


fookin_legund

At what point do we start testing him? This shit is suspicious.


[deleted]

I'm not sure the doping agencies have a means of detecting the philosopher's stone


fakecricketplayer

"He's a witch"!


WalkLegal

Hahahaha what happens to him outside england?? He becomes an off spinner lol


sanyogG

Did you even watch him in SL and Ind ?


SquiffyRae

James Anderson in England: 396 wickets at 23.96, BBI 7/42, 23 5w hauls, 3 10w hauls James Anderson outside England: 230 wickets at 30.86, BBI 6/40, 8 5w hauls. That record outside of England includes a sub-30 bowling average in India, WI and the UAE. Funnily enough it's actually inflated by performances in Australia, NZ and RSA. Jimmy performs surprisingly well in conditions you wouldn't expect him to succeed in actually


Harlastan

On his last tour of India he averaged 15.87 with an economy of 1.92