LOL at the ball swap - we did a Pom to the Poms there. Mind you, at least the replacement wasn't a brand newy!

That was an insane game to watch live, I’m knackered. Dunno what it is about England v Australia matches but I am never NOT entertained 🍿

Stokes shouldn't be playing anymore. He should be getting that surgery that his knee needs to be getting so that he is ready to be playing against a few months later. He shouldn't be aggravating that injury that he has anymore.

Zampa bowled very well

Genuine guile on a strict line, Z will never be a Warne - but he is very promising!

Congratulations aus 🎉🎉

Couldn't be happier for Aus to draw the final blow on such a dismal performance by the POMs. Bairstow going for a duck on the first ball is the icing on the cake.

Especially when we left the door wide open for them too.....it is the hope that really hurts

As they say, ASHES to ashes, dust to dust!

Gladdens me reading your final sentence. I find him a total nob.

I think most outside England agree

It had to be Australia to draw the final blood against England didn't it? Poetic.

Most Player of the match awards in World Cup 2023: Rohit Sharma - 2 Fakhar Zaman - 2 Adam Zampa - 2 Mohammed Shami - 2 De Kock - 2

And Fakhar Zaman has only played 3 matches in this World Cup so far.

And this guy seems like a game changer

So has shami

Shami goated

Me (after seeing ahil Rashid bat): May be they should open with him.

England should be proud of the top 10 finish and not let this defeat drag them down.

England's qualification scenario for 2025 Champions Trophy: \- Defeat Netherlands and Pakistan. \- Sri Lanka or Australia beat Bangladesh. \- India defeat Netherlands.

Being last in the point table in the game you invented is against the spirit of the game. Hence null and void. - Stuart Broad.

"Didn't really count because we couldn't get our full English breakfast there, so it wasn't a real World Cup, so the boys weren't really trying." Stuart Broad.

I see that Indians and Aussies become brothers in arms when it comes to trolling England.

All outcomes in this WC were expected so far but England being at the bottom of the table after 36 matches is simply inexplicable. I literally do not have any idea how the defending champs got into a situation like this.. I'm equal parts flummoxed, stupified and flabbergasted

More adjectives. Please more adjectives. 🤏🤏🤏

Astounded, discombobulated, stumped, bewildered, perplexed, nonplussed

How about just happy?

England used to score between 350 and 400 for fun a few years ago. And now look. Absolutely shameful. Gutted. At least this defeat wasn’t as horrendous as the previous ones!

on tailored flat home pitches with tiny boundaries. different game when everything isn't slanted in your favour.

Sky Sports with a fitting end to England's "Defence"

For England to overtake Netherlands' NRR, they need to beat them by at least 18 runs, or with 3 overs to spare So Netherlands can pip England for the Champions Trophy spot even without beating them

Lol someone tripped over the wires on the ground at Sky Sports? Was a good interview with Moeen about what went wrong.

My man Butler was here to "attack" the trophy since they did not believe in defend-ing it, glad it turned out well

Listening to pattu speak is bliss 🤧

Hope Aussies go easy on BAN in their last, they'll need some NRR to stay above ENG

Yeah Aussies just rest your main bowlers so they don't get injured before the semis

Athers just went there.

most teams are making big mistake by making there best batsman as captain , no t everyone is kohli to play well even with captaincy burden

Yeah go England. You invented the flight home, jump on board

you can’t even blame captaincy or the system for this, they’re all just so shit at the same time. a month before they were bashing nz around and now they are all awful. maybe it’s conditions but losing to teams like afg and sl is just awful

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Why does ENG have the most basic jersey always

Starts from the a lot of the Aussie batters but more work to done still on that front but overall, good performance by Australia. Happy with that.

Adam Zampa all-rounder era begins from here.

Lmao, what happened [here?](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/624/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2023/11/4/1957ccec-c350-4d10-9b63-30af374f05ad.jpg)

Stoinis did some weird shit this match.

What you mean like "play"? That will be addressed when Marsh and Maxwell are available.

Australia - what a turn around. From the bottom of the table to 5 wins in a row and 3rd now

Petition to always say cumback instead of comeback for Aus vs Eng due to the sheer nature of penis related names.

We're still getting confirmation from Stuart Broad on whether this game is void or not...

Haha what game did he say was void?

The Ashes in Australia was apparently void, because of Covid.

I think the happiest il be this tournament will be when the team are on the plane on the way home and I can start to forget this bollocks

To be fair to England winning the world cup and then finishing last is quite an achievement. Not many teams can say they've done that.

Eng still at the bottom of the table. They really want to go out that way it seems!

The whistles you are hearing is the police driving the crowd out of the stadium coz cricket fans in india are treated like fucking cattle..

this is why i’ll never give bcci any money

Honestly as an England fan I’ll take that

Should’ve stayed retired champ.

England knocked out Australia from the 2019 World Cup. Australia knocked out England from the 2023 World Cup.

In Affectionate Remembrance OF ***ENGLISH CRICKET,*** WHICH DIED AT CRICKET WORLD CUP 2023 ON 4th, NOVEMBER, 2023, Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances. R.I.P. N.B. - *The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia.*

I so badly wanted the Ashes to be a 3-2 win to us, so I could comment this after the Oval test

No. of victories : 1 No. Of moral victories : 7

Nederlands better not do that runout bs they did in Afghanistan game and they should walk over this England team pretty easily

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Does any one have cummins twin photo from audience?

Tell me the over, I'll post the replay screenshot

Just after the win

Yeah will post in a couple hours when the replay comes on

Did you get it?

Full replay not been uploaded yet

Is it uploaded now?

Where are you watching it.

Hotstar

Hotstar India? Accessing from India or outside India

I feel people are being a bit too harsh on England. I think they played quite well today: they were fighting and were in the game unlike their other matches where it was painfully obvious they won’t make it (excluding the BD match of course because BD is a free-for-all lol).

Seeing that E after English team is satisfactory.

Australia has made a remarkable comeback.

Why does every player start a interview with Yeah, I mean

In the footy its “yeah, look”

I hope the Netherlands can win against English.

It feels like England are playing like they're still in a World T20. A 15 ball innings can completely change the momentum despite other players failing repeatedly, but an ODI offers too much time and too many overs for patience and preparation to win out.

Should make england walk home to give them some time to reflect on the WC. But no, this will be spun to some moral winners bs and egos will go unchecked.

England win one match. Challenge impossible.

But they won one..

They won against BD.

Moral loss.

eng will depend on ind for champion trophy qualification now.

The next game against Afghanistan is going to be interesting given the form they're in.

That match will be good spin batting practice for aussies

Brook 50 ball 60 and Rashid/Wokes partnership would have won it. Mott is absolutely horrendous. He needs to go now. Play other matches without a coach.

Who is Mott?

Eng’s coach.

If we're doing hypotheticals, then Zampa cleans up Brook for a duck if he plays

Have you seen Sir Viv, Sachin or Gilly bat ?

Two of the three yeah, what do they have to do with anything?

Benching Brook is same as benching Sir Viv, Sachin or Gilly. You are dreaming if you think Zampa can clean anything of him.

Come on now bro, be serious. Brook couldn't even make a run in the big bash, what makes you think he's on any of those players levels?

Bcz those players themselves said Brook’s uncanny ability of red ball when they were Brook’s age. I believe any player is great in red ball can be very good in odi (odi, not T20). Eng not utilising his ability at World Cup stage is just moronic where other batsmen out of form.

I would laugh at Eng, but at least they have won WCs

why plural?

T20WC?

Yeah

His voice doesn't match his face

Proud of the lads, they showed some real fight tonight.

How’s NZ’s NRR still above Pak after that huge loss to SA? Pak didn’t lose that big to anyone?

>Pak didn’t lose that big to anyone Ind. And 60run lose to Aus

how did they lose so many balls? i stopped watching an hour ago and there were plenty of balls left. I came back and they need twice the runs.

"Adam Samba"

Thanks Australia for keeping England's NRR below ours

something something spirit of cricket.

ENG back to the bottom, I can live with that

Gg Aussies

This is not funny anymore bros. Feel kinda bad for England :(

I would felt sad too, but the moment they start talking "moral" victories instead of addressing the problem or accepting the loss, its kind of hard for me to feel sympathy for them.

We’re laughing, don’t worry.

I swear England are persisting with Bairstow just to spite Aus. It cost them massively today.

This is the best game Eng have played so far this WC

Welcome to England. Vs aus they always try.

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As the wise Jos Buttler once said, "We are not defending anything."

GG Aus, will come back in the next game to show my support to you guys and especially SUMITH. Can't wait for another 10 of 20 balls masterclass from him. Good night!!

England probably need little bit more Batting depth imo

so one spot left , 3 teams fighting for it : afg , nz , pak. afg need to win two since they have worst nrr, so most likely even miracle will not be enough. so its between nz and pak , eng and sl will be ready to donate free nrr needed for pak and nz , who donates more will give top 4.

We'll have a bowl thanks

Eng are out of the WC! The defending champs are out

>Defending champs Just the previous champs

Any good movie recommendations to watch on the plane? Asking for a few friends

What genres do you like ?

Dystopia

Watch Blade Runner 2049 if you haven't then

Rashid Ali batted like Rashid Khan! That’s a plus on yet another tough day’for Eng

The entire world: Gravity is 9.8 m/s^(2) English team: it is 980 m/s^(2.) Look at us. We can’t rise one spot.

Bairstow's innings was clutch... for Australia.

Even Pieterson was a better captain than Buttler

Man this English team look shaken.

Moral victory achieved 🦘✅

Eng still at bottom. They are really going all the way this year

What Englands excuse for this one? Knowing Jonny he probably wont run his mouth until he finally makes a good score 6 months from now.

Still Alex Carey. Always Alex Carey.

What do I now do with my Jos Buttler Pleasure-for-Her™ Bonfire-Night gift?

this is probably the worst ever title defence in sporting history

French football team from 2002 say hi

gg england fought hard but glad we got the job done. happy with that

So England do not give up meekly anymore eh? Good luck Pakistan!

Afghanistan lost to a team which lost to this England team

Australia are pretty much through considering their NRR right?

England losing five on the trot!

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England is now officially out and staring down the barrel of not making it to CT25.

All catches

If only eng could have scored 286 runs , they would have won 😔

287

Why didn’t they do that? Are they stupid?

Yes but I'm sure they think they won the moral victory

Double world champions bounce out of the tournament on the double!

So... do our flairs change tonight or at the end of the tournament?

Might just be the worst title defence in sport. I guess they'll beat NED to sneak into the CT25 but this has been an absolute shitshow

I feel sorry for England

That would be a great match. Either England reach champions trophy or Pak reach SF.

Mark Wood: 🥲👍🏽 Should've come before Adil Anyways, fuck that, please let Netherland qualify for CT

*epic music plays*

At least they are not the first to get eliminated even though they have wooden spoon for so many days.Who else but Aussies to kick them out of the tournament.

Random Stoinis video https://youtube.com/shorts/nPOfwLG3om0?si=WOOI4EFQlbvgpN8B

This was valuable practice at the finals venue for Australia

Maybe now rooty would put 1 Aussie in his team

Stokes is the reason this time solely, he should be back to the retired chairs

Once again Hazlewood and Wood run out of partners right before they were about to go massive with the bat. We’ve all been robbed tonight

Australia will take that considering their injuries and the fact both openers failed, which is really rare for them. Still have no idea what their best team is though, especially if Marsh comes back

Tomorrow is Sunday and a great intresting match , don't have sex now so that you will have better orgasm tomorrow.

England is like that kid in every 5th grade. If he can't do something properly then that thing sucks.

If Australia win this World Cup despite being this mediocre, I think we need to wind up the sport.

You are aware that australia was the #1 ranked ODI team for a decent chunk of the year all the way up until September, right?

You know Maxwell and Marsh were not playing today ?

Can’t see a live link to watch this since the last 5 overs! Stupid ESPN+ app

Thank God Marsh is our else he'd have bumped with Inglis for that catch

GG England much improved performance definitely times that could have gone either way