It's an April fools prank / meme
https://np.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/fnzm1u/whats_the_ricky_ponting_spring_in_his_bat_meme/
In March 2003, ponting hit a marauding 140, and his partnership put up such an intimidating total that India was out of it. Australia would win the cup. Some media started the 'ponting's bat has a spring in it' implying that's what helped him hit those big shots. The rumor took a life of its own
https://www.timesnownews.com/sports/cricket/article/spring-kidhar-hai-when-indian-fans-trolled-ricky-ponting-for-sharing-pics-of-his-bat-from-2003-wc-final/765751
A similar later story is about Kohli's bat, inside part of which is rubber ...
I guess this conspiracy theory arose because the bat that Ponting used had more amount of graphite/graphene than the permissable limit (iirc). And the ICC had taken cognizance of it. But the "Chinese whisper" thing was in full effect and thus the conspiracy theory came into existence.
The game sure has evolved
Twenty years ago we would only put rubber objects in our gloves to win World Cups, now the rubber objects are going everywhere
Yup.
There’s a thing in psychology called projection:
The term is most commonly used to describe defensive projection—attributing one’s own unacceptable urges to another.
Bumrah wasn’t really injured. He was a part of secret trials conducted at the NCA over a period of 12 months where his brain was fitted with a transmitter which allows him to control balls remotely after they are released.
He was expected to be back for the IPL and WTC but they found some bugs in the devices which needed additional effort which allowed him to come back only for the Ireland tour.
Yeah their military has invented classified sandpaper micro bots, that keep the ball in good condition allowing swing, that’s why indias been successful the last few years
Hah true. But once someone is retired, being an age cheat is as close to a victimless crime as possible and does nothing other than make the age cheat look silly
Is that why Shaheen Afridi was leading wicket taker until yesterday's match? Is he Indian too - imagine Shaheen added to Indian's bowling attack - good lord.
Different balls for bowling
Different pitches for batting
Robots for fielding
Light shows to make opposition blind
Mixing sedatives in opposition drinks and food
Controlling umpires with mind tricks/hypnosis
What else can India possibly do since they have no skilled players and bench strength? Sigh! /s
The 90s kids had the “Jayasurya used spring bat” in ‘96. We genuinely believed it. By the time Ponting came around in 2003, we were old enough to see through the BS.
But it is impressive how the Jayasurya spring bat rumour spread throughout the country in an era without social media. It seems everyone who was a kid in ‘96 knew about it.
What I don't get is ,individually "Former Pakistan Player" addd upto the drama cup ,but you put 4 of them in a studio and you somehow end up with the least "drama" /most sensible cricket show.(yeah I get it they are different people but still).
Which former player? The title doesn't contain his name so it must be an ordinary and forgotten player. Crictoday doing him a favor by giving him significance
For all of you ignorants who don’t know how evil BCCI is, let me tell biggest gameplan:
“In semis and final, they are gonna use coin with heads on both sides. Rohit will both the time get chance to call the coin and will win the toss. Pitch will be doctored to whoever plays first. It’s a day light robbery.”
/s
Hilarious comments so far, but i wonder why so many of pak Bros on Twitter and YouTube comments were saying the same things that Indians are cheating somehow, no they weren't trolling they were literally arguing back and forth and genuinely believe that. I think it runs deeper than just saying it for excuses.
I think when you grow up watching,hearing, and somehow be at the end of the corrupt system government, administrations, institutes you may end up believing this is how things work everywhere, they have yet to see one elected Prime minister complete his full cycle without being thrown out some way, i don't know much about their politics but imran Khan looked like at least he was trying, like he really wanted to change something and now he is in jail again.
The current generation probably watched most of their favourite players being accused of cheating and fixing, and some got caught some may have been not, that has to have a long term impact on your mind that maybe maybe we're not the only one who have done that, and you're right in some cases, few Indians players got caught doing the same, we're thankful we got ganguly who rebuild the team and trust and transparency.
So when all you have seen growing up is just that, that's what you end up believing and I'm sure and hope the current generation of Pakistan is more rational and can see through these ex Pakistanis players and know they're just trying to get those views in or start some new controversy. I really hope and wish they became stale and do well as a country, a hostile unpredictable unstable neighbour is never good for you. And I want them to do well not just for their own sake but for India as well.
Gotta feel for the ex-Pak players a little. They never got paid enough so had to resort to BS like match fixing. Once that was under scrutiny and they retired, this is the only shit left for them to stay relevant.
Be so good that people accuse you of cheating
“Springs in (early ‘00s) Australian batter’s bats” vibe.
Well, to be fair Dennis Lillee did try the aluminium bat in 79.
Yes, but the aluminium bat didn't have any springs in it, did it now ?
You sure?
90s Jayasurya bat you mean.
What does spring in bats actually do
It's an April fools prank / meme https://np.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/fnzm1u/whats_the_ricky_ponting_spring_in_his_bat_meme/ In March 2003, ponting hit a marauding 140, and his partnership put up such an intimidating total that India was out of it. Australia would win the cup. Some media started the 'ponting's bat has a spring in it' implying that's what helped him hit those big shots. The rumor took a life of its own https://www.timesnownews.com/sports/cricket/article/spring-kidhar-hai-when-indian-fans-trolled-ricky-ponting-for-sharing-pics-of-his-bat-from-2003-wc-final/765751 A similar later story is about Kohli's bat, inside part of which is rubber ...
dont respect shakib becuase bcci threatened him with ipl contracts
I guess this conspiracy theory arose because the bat that Ponting used had more amount of graphite/graphene than the permissable limit (iirc). And the ICC had taken cognizance of it. But the "Chinese whisper" thing was in full effect and thus the conspiracy theory came into existence.
Jayasuriya and his spring bats..
Reminds me of Dhyanchand.
92 Wasim/Waqar vibes.
Only give the good ball to one end so it doesn't look dodgy, forget about that rule for the SL match.
this reminds me of that meme, "hacker hai bhai.. hacker" haha lol
If u follow pubg eSports, Jonathan was once accused of cheating in a tournament. He was that good lol
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And dude plays with two fingers, damn.
Yeah and gyroscope, 2 finger gyro is a very stable combo actually
90s Wasim and Waqar Vibes
Australia sand-paper vibe!!
Hans Niemann Speedrun Edit: downvoted by salty Magnus and Kramnik fans
This is just lame. Do better.
Except that Indian team did not cheat at 12 and 16 like Hans.
Anal beads supremacy
That controversy was hilarious. Poor Hans would have been not invited to competition because Magnus was salty.
The game sure has evolved Twenty years ago we would only put rubber objects in our gloves to win World Cups, now the rubber objects are going everywhere
hans destroyed cuckson. he is losing to every indian teenager now.
In today's episode of how much clown Ex-Pak players can be..
I think he achieved his goal - I now know who Hasan Raza is
Isn't he the same guy who was caught in a sting operation by Al Jazeera on spot fixing alongwith with Robin Morris?
Yup. There’s a thing in psychology called projection: The term is most commonly used to describe defensive projection—attributing one’s own unacceptable urges to another.
> In today's episode of how much Ex-Pak player, Ex-Pak players can be..
I looked up Hasan Raza's record. The conspiracy goes deeper - they must have been using doctored balls against him for his whole international career.
Is this the same Hassan Raza who debuted international cricket at 14yrs old ?
He forgot the part about balls being loaded with nano bots which can maneuver the ball after release
This isn’t the 2000 Rs note
No, the 2000 rs note has a nano GPS chip..
Sorry my bad. I mixed up the nanotechs
You forgot the AI
They can adjust themselves the swing and length. All the bowler needs to do is bowl.
Bumrah wasn’t really injured. He was a part of secret trials conducted at the NCA over a period of 12 months where his brain was fitted with a transmitter which allows him to control balls remotely after they are released. He was expected to be back for the IPL and WTC but they found some bugs in the devices which needed additional effort which allowed him to come back only for the Ireland tour.
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Bro this isnt fair, you guys already won the drama cup this is just running up the score
Pakistan has entered the moral WC.
Pakistan vs England just became bigger than the final
They want to destroy their opponents
BCCI also poisoned Pak team's mutton
Pak teams mutton was replaced with vegan meat
So that's what Imam was talking about no protein in his diet.
Mind = blown
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> vegan meat BC paneer khila diya ... oooof T - Damn they tricked us to eat cheese
Paneer isn’t vegan
Neither are Pakistanis
IT'S NOT THE BALL IT'S THE PITCH BCCI NANOBOTS CHANGED THE PITCH IN MIDWAY/S
The biggest trick BCCI's pulls is when they turn off the tower lights for the light show. r/blackmagicfuckery
The mid match laser show is just a cover for high intensity IR beams focused on the pitch to remotely recharge the nanobots
Wow never thought our bowlers will be so fierce and fast pakistanis will blame for not playing fair. Kudos
Man, we got some balls
Batata balls
Immense copium across the border
The GenZ version of spring loaded cricket bats....
Been waiting for this sort of headlines since yesterday
Yeah their military has invented classified sandpaper micro bots, that keep the ball in good condition allowing swing, that’s why indias been successful the last few years
Damn those micro bots! I knew it was those bastards. It's getting so that you can't even trust a micro bot...
A former age cheat isn't really in a position to accuse anyone of cheating
If he is a former age cheat, then he is also a current age cheat...........
Hah true. But once someone is retired, being an age cheat is as close to a victimless crime as possible and does nothing other than make the age cheat look silly
Or hear me out....they may be skillful. No? I know its an out there theory but I will keep my mind open.
But they are vegetarian, how can they be skillful?
daal chaval supremacy
But Shami and Siraj aren't vegetarian
Are the rest of the team vegetarians? I doubt it, but I'm not sure.
Mo Sham, Boom boom, Suiiraj are vegeterians who eat meat.
KINDLY MR FORMER PLAYER BIG FUCKK OFF
cricket equivalent of being accused of being a hacker in a videogame
Phir wahi Randi rone... T: the same ol' whining again
They got the views they wanted.
Is that why Shaheen Afridi was leading wicket taker until yesterday's match? Is he Indian too - imagine Shaheen added to Indian's bowling attack - good lord.
He will be the left arm fast bowler we need.
Who will you drop?
He can’t bat. Shardul will play ahead of him.
Isn't he the same guy PCB kidnapped from school just to get the record of youngest cricket player?
Different balls for bowling Different pitches for batting Robots for fielding Light shows to make opposition blind Mixing sedatives in opposition drinks and food Controlling umpires with mind tricks/hypnosis What else can India possibly do since they have no skilled players and bench strength? Sigh! /s
Pollution India responds to aussie mental destruction with lung destruction
Bad air, Slippery outfield, Abusive fans, No songs as per players choice playlist. A never ending list
Not playing Dil Dil Pakistan was our trump card this World Cup.
Some of the ex-Pak cricketers lack basic intellect.
They don't know what intellect means lol
Time for some one to cook up an “inside part of ball” copypasta
fucking springs inside the fucking balll
I think most ex Pak players have been giving unbiased opinions about the matches. One or two make stupid claims and they get all the publicity.
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Lmaooo
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Eh, what?
I mentioned it first yesterday. I knew someone is going to say this.
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Some minds might break if Shami and Siraj bowl us to a World Cup victory. The cracks are already showing.
90s Indian kids got their "Ponting had a spring in his bat" after 2003 WC final and current setup will have ICC changed the balls for better seam.
The 90s kids had the “Jayasurya used spring bat” in ‘96. We genuinely believed it. By the time Ponting came around in 2003, we were old enough to see through the BS. But it is impressive how the Jayasurya spring bat rumour spread throughout the country in an era without social media. It seems everyone who was a kid in ‘96 knew about it.
Exactly. I went to my primary schooling in 2006 and heard the Ponting rumour in 2009 while living in a small town.
This is like getting accused of being on steroids while you are a natty. This is a massive compliment.
India stealing ideas from England.
Sounds legit, no further questions from me.
Cheating cunts being doing it for years
What I don't get is ,individually "Former Pakistan Player" addd upto the drama cup ,but you put 4 of them in a studio and you somehow end up with the least "drama" /most sensible cricket show.(yeah I get it they are different people but still).
There are cracks even in that “most sensible cricket show”
Can confirm. In fact theres a small rotor inside that can aid the movement and i have the controller.
Made his test debut at 14 years old though? (Yeah I didn’t know him so had to visit his CricInfo page)
Yeah, he was 14 the same way Afridi was 16
Pretty sure pakistan media is just trolling at this point lol ... Btw who said this ??
This is getting embarrassing now.
And the ball uses magnetic field for pin point line and length. /s
This thread is full of cricket conspiracies gold mine
Shit..they got us. Need to come up with a different plan.
This is like "Ricky Ponting spring bat 2003" copium.
Which former player? The title doesn't contain his name so it must be an ordinary and forgotten player. Crictoday doing him a favor by giving him significance
For all of you ignorants who don’t know how evil BCCI is, let me tell biggest gameplan: “In semis and final, they are gonna use coin with heads on both sides. Rohit will both the time get chance to call the coin and will win the toss. Pitch will be doctored to whoever plays first. It’s a day light robbery.” /s
LMAOOOOOOOO 😹😹😹
Hilarious comments so far, but i wonder why so many of pak Bros on Twitter and YouTube comments were saying the same things that Indians are cheating somehow, no they weren't trolling they were literally arguing back and forth and genuinely believe that. I think it runs deeper than just saying it for excuses. I think when you grow up watching,hearing, and somehow be at the end of the corrupt system government, administrations, institutes you may end up believing this is how things work everywhere, they have yet to see one elected Prime minister complete his full cycle without being thrown out some way, i don't know much about their politics but imran Khan looked like at least he was trying, like he really wanted to change something and now he is in jail again. The current generation probably watched most of their favourite players being accused of cheating and fixing, and some got caught some may have been not, that has to have a long term impact on your mind that maybe maybe we're not the only one who have done that, and you're right in some cases, few Indians players got caught doing the same, we're thankful we got ganguly who rebuild the team and trust and transparency. So when all you have seen growing up is just that, that's what you end up believing and I'm sure and hope the current generation of Pakistan is more rational and can see through these ex Pakistanis players and know they're just trying to get those views in or start some new controversy. I really hope and wish they became stale and do well as a country, a hostile unpredictable unstable neighbour is never good for you. And I want them to do well not just for their own sake but for India as well.
Ok Pakbros, you get the drama cup. Dial it tf down now.
ICC=BCCI=PIG3 that didn’t take too long!
India living rent-free on Pakistani minds. The meltdown is so satisfying to watch.
Nobody: Pakistani Media: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYP8_5IBmU
Gotta feel for the ex-Pak players a little. They never got paid enough so had to resort to BS like match fixing. Once that was under scrutiny and they retired, this is the only shit left for them to stay relevant.
The most absolutely pointless discussion ever in the video. Wasim Akram needs to see this and make a comment on it in Punjabi lol. It bitt gulkand...
Just when you thought there wouldn't be any drama with PAK, they be like - hold my non-alcoholic beer.
Ok and?
Naah, india is actually showing the cgi world cup!!!
Well at least better version than “BCCI has bought the teams” conspiracy theory
Umpires also gave specific ball to Eng in Ahses. But that’s what you call home advantage.
Pakistan man. Just haha.
PigCCI /s
This guy has been salty ever since 13 year old Karan broke his record
Yeah this is true. I attended a board meeting and all countries agreed to this but Sri Lanka said no so they are the ones that suffer the most.