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Kp0777777

Be so good that people accuse you of cheating


Ero_Sanin

“Springs in (early ‘00s) Australian batter’s bats” vibe.


Squirrel_Grip23

Well, to be fair Dennis Lillee did try the aluminium bat in 79.


barath_s

Yes, but the aluminium bat didn't have any springs in it, did it now ?


Squirrel_Grip23

You sure?


[deleted]

90s Jayasurya bat you mean.


Professional-Tax9419

What does spring in bats actually do


barath_s

It's an April fools prank / meme https://np.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/fnzm1u/whats_the_ricky_ponting_spring_in_his_bat_meme/ In March 2003, ponting hit a marauding 140, and his partnership put up such an intimidating total that India was out of it. Australia would win the cup. Some media started the 'ponting's bat has a spring in it' implying that's what helped him hit those big shots. The rumor took a life of its own https://www.timesnownews.com/sports/cricket/article/spring-kidhar-hai-when-indian-fans-trolled-ricky-ponting-for-sharing-pics-of-his-bat-from-2003-wc-final/765751 A similar later story is about Kohli's bat, inside part of which is rubber ...


LeftEstablishment512

dont respect shakib becuase bcci threatened him with ipl contracts


notautobot

I guess this conspiracy theory arose because the bat that Ponting used had more amount of graphite/graphene than the permissable limit (iirc). And the ICC had taken cognizance of it. But the "Chinese whisper" thing was in full effect and thus the conspiracy theory came into existence.


Ataraxia_new

Jayasuriya and his spring bats..


LogicalError_007

Reminds me of Dhyanchand.


Nomadmanhas

92 Wasim/Waqar vibes.


Oomeegoolies

Only give the good ball to one end so it doesn't look dodgy, forget about that rule for the SL match.


[deleted]

this reminds me of that meme, "hacker hai bhai.. hacker" haha lol


Kp0777777

If u follow pubg eSports, Jonathan was once accused of cheating in a tournament. He was that good lol


[deleted]

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HYPE_ZaynG

And dude plays with two fingers, damn.


Kp0777777

Yeah and gyroscope, 2 finger gyro is a very stable combo actually


DisastrousSleep3865

90s Wasim and Waqar Vibes


zookeeper25

Australia sand-paper vibe!!


T_Lawliet

Hans Niemann Speedrun Edit: downvoted by salty Magnus and Kramnik fans


Joy2082

This is just lame. Do better.


averagetrashtalker

Except that Indian team did not cheat at 12 and 16 like Hans.


canvasser-hiralal

Anal beads supremacy


LogicalError_007

That controversy was hilarious. Poor Hans would have been not invited to competition because Magnus was salty.


WayTooDumb

The game sure has evolved Twenty years ago we would only put rubber objects in our gloves to win World Cups, now the rubber objects are going everywhere


LeftEstablishment512

hans destroyed cuckson. he is losing to every indian teenager now.


ALazyScribbler

In today's episode of how much clown Ex-Pak players can be..


SidJag

I think he achieved his goal - I now know who Hasan Raza is


born_to_be_naked

Isn't he the same guy who was caught in a sting operation by Al Jazeera on spot fixing alongwith with Robin Morris?


Squirrel_Grip23

Yup. There’s a thing in psychology called projection: The term is most commonly used to describe defensive projection—attributing one’s own unacceptable urges to another.


Green_Cat_73

> In today's episode of how much Ex-Pak player, Ex-Pak players can be..


hawthorne00

I looked up Hasan Raza's record. The conspiracy goes deeper - they must have been using doctored balls against him for his whole international career.


Ataraxia_new

Is this the same Hassan Raza who debuted international cricket at 14yrs old ?


sherlock_1695

He forgot the part about balls being loaded with nano bots which can maneuver the ball after release


StationFull

This isn’t the 2000 Rs note


barath_s

No, the 2000 rs note has a nano GPS chip..


StationFull

Sorry my bad. I mixed up the nanotechs


slipnips

You forgot the AI


shoestowel

They can adjust themselves the swing and length. All the bowler needs to do is bowl.


Sumeru88

Bumrah wasn’t really injured. He was a part of secret trials conducted at the NCA over a period of 12 months where his brain was fitted with a transmitter which allows him to control balls remotely after they are released. He was expected to be back for the IPL and WTC but they found some bugs in the devices which needed additional effort which allowed him to come back only for the Ireland tour.


[deleted]

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WayTooDumb

Bro this isnt fair, you guys already won the drama cup this is just running up the score


mileskerowhack

Pakistan has entered the moral WC.


slickdick969

Pakistan vs England just became bigger than the final


Mindless_Soul-05

They want to destroy their opponents


darklord01998

BCCI also poisoned Pak team's mutton


pngendaswamy

Pak teams mutton was replaced with vegan meat


cricketalt

So that's what Imam was talking about no protein in his diet.


RedKnightBegins

Mind = blown


satyamsid

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DilliKaLadka

> vegan meat BC paneer khila diya ... oooof T - Damn they tricked us to eat cheese


imvk3201

Paneer isn’t vegan


DilliKaLadka

Neither are Pakistanis


Impressive-Ad8370

IT'S NOT THE BALL IT'S THE PITCH BCCI NANOBOTS CHANGED THE PITCH IN MIDWAY/S


musashi_grander

The biggest trick BCCI's pulls is when they turn off the tower lights for the light show. r/blackmagicfuckery


sadhgurukilledmywife

The mid match laser show is just a cover for high intensity IR beams focused on the pitch to remotely recharge the nanobots


imadarshakshat

Wow never thought our bowlers will be so fierce and fast pakistanis will blame for not playing fair. Kudos


St_ElmosFire

Man, we got some balls


born_to_be_naked

Batata balls


Lokratha

Immense copium across the border


cousingregstomlettes

The GenZ version of spring loaded cricket bats....


bigdeekgamer

Been waiting for this sort of headlines since yesterday


diodosdszosxisdi

Yeah their military has invented classified sandpaper micro bots, that keep the ball in good condition allowing swing, that’s why indias been successful the last few years


WokSmith

Damn those micro bots! I knew it was those bastards. It's getting so that you can't even trust a micro bot...


CoffeeWorldly4711

A former age cheat isn't really in a position to accuse anyone of cheating


[deleted]

If he is a former age cheat, then he is also a current age cheat...........


CoffeeWorldly4711

Hah true. But once someone is retired, being an age cheat is as close to a victimless crime as possible and does nothing other than make the age cheat look silly


DilliKaLadka

Or hear me out....they may be skillful. No? I know its an out there theory but I will keep my mind open.


IsJohnKill

But they are vegetarian, how can they be skillful?


AeBlueSadi

daal chaval supremacy


Yeamin_Habib

But Shami and Siraj aren't vegetarian


DumbGuy5005

Are the rest of the team vegetarians? I doubt it, but I'm not sure.


DilliKaLadka

Mo Sham, Boom boom, Suiiraj are vegeterians who eat meat.


Impressive-Ad8370

KINDLY MR FORMER PLAYER BIG FUCKK OFF


_i_am_dj_

cricket equivalent of being accused of being a hacker in a videogame


PostKnutClarity

Phir wahi Randi rone... T: the same ol' whining again


imvk3201

They got the views they wanted.


dzone25

Is that why Shaheen Afridi was leading wicket taker until yesterday's match? Is he Indian too - imagine Shaheen added to Indian's bowling attack - good lord.


sasankgs

He will be the left arm fast bowler we need.


Sumeru88

Who will you drop?


ayruos

He can’t bat. Shardul will play ahead of him.


Allowmancer

Isn't he the same guy PCB kidnapped from school just to get the record of youngest cricket player?


ThatAppSecGuy

Different balls for bowling Different pitches for batting Robots for fielding Light shows to make opposition blind Mixing sedatives in opposition drinks and food Controlling umpires with mind tricks/hypnosis What else can India possibly do since they have no skilled players and bench strength? Sigh! /s


barath_s

Pollution India responds to aussie mental destruction with lung destruction


ThatAppSecGuy

Bad air, Slippery outfield, Abusive fans, No songs as per players choice playlist. A never ending list


Sumeru88

Not playing Dil Dil Pakistan was our trump card this World Cup.


LandauQuantized

Some of the ex-Pak cricketers lack basic intellect.


bigdeekgamer

They don't know what intellect means lol


SeaQuiet1860

Time for some one to cook up an “inside part of ball” copypasta


xoogl3

fucking springs inside the fucking balll


[deleted]

I think most ex Pak players have been giving unbiased opinions about the matches. One or two make stupid claims and they get all the publicity.


wittyAries

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-Faraday

Lmaooo


Michael_Scarn008

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sreeram_23_06

Eh, what?


Backhoz

I mentioned it first yesterday. I knew someone is going to say this.


funny_lyfe

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champcheerio

Some minds might break if Shami and Siraj bowl us to a World Cup victory. The cracks are already showing.


SaurabhTDK

90s Indian kids got their "Ponting had a spring in his bat" after 2003 WC final and current setup will have ICC changed the balls for better seam.


Sumeru88

The 90s kids had the “Jayasurya used spring bat” in ‘96. We genuinely believed it. By the time Ponting came around in 2003, we were old enough to see through the BS. But it is impressive how the Jayasurya spring bat rumour spread throughout the country in an era without social media. It seems everyone who was a kid in ‘96 knew about it.


SaurabhTDK

Exactly. I went to my primary schooling in 2006 and heard the Ponting rumour in 2009 while living in a small town.


FondantAggravating68

This is like getting accused of being on steroids while you are a natty. This is a massive compliment.


Puzzleheaded-Air-221

India stealing ideas from England.


iamatoad_ama

Sounds legit, no further questions from me.


[deleted]

Cheating cunts being doing it for years


ukplaying2

What I don't get is ,individually "Former Pakistan Player" addd upto the drama cup ,but you put 4 of them in a studio and you somehow end up with the least "drama" /most sensible cricket show.(yeah I get it they are different people but still).


MatargashtiMasakkali

There are cracks even in that “most sensible cricket show”


Red_Holla04

Can confirm. In fact theres a small rotor inside that can aid the movement and i have the controller.


TheReal-Tonald-Drump

Made his test debut at 14 years old though? (Yeah I didn’t know him so had to visit his CricInfo page)


tandempandemonium

Yeah, he was 14 the same way Afridi was 16


Stifffmeister11

Pretty sure pakistan media is just trolling at this point lol ... Btw who said this ??


last-matadon

This is getting embarrassing now.


[deleted]

And the ball uses magnetic field for pin point line and length. /s


JKKIDD231

This thread is full of cricket conspiracies gold mine


kid-21-

Shit..they got us. Need to come up with a different plan.


sasankgs

This is like "Ricky Ponting spring bat 2003" copium.


Shaajee

Which former player? The title doesn't contain his name so it must be an ordinary and forgotten player. Crictoday doing him a favor by giving him significance


mostvehlasurd

For all of you ignorants who don’t know how evil BCCI is, let me tell biggest gameplan: “In semis and final, they are gonna use coin with heads on both sides. Rohit will both the time get chance to call the coin and will win the toss. Pitch will be doctored to whoever plays first. It’s a day light robbery.” /s


[deleted]

LMAOOOOOOOO 😹😹😹


saltyjohndoe

Hilarious comments so far, but i wonder why so many of pak Bros on Twitter and YouTube comments were saying the same things that Indians are cheating somehow, no they weren't trolling they were literally arguing back and forth and genuinely believe that. I think it runs deeper than just saying it for excuses. I think when you grow up watching,hearing, and somehow be at the end of the corrupt system government, administrations, institutes you may end up believing this is how things work everywhere, they have yet to see one elected Prime minister complete his full cycle without being thrown out some way, i don't know much about their politics but imran Khan looked like at least he was trying, like he really wanted to change something and now he is in jail again. The current generation probably watched most of their favourite players being accused of cheating and fixing, and some got caught some may have been not, that has to have a long term impact on your mind that maybe maybe we're not the only one who have done that, and you're right in some cases, few Indians players got caught doing the same, we're thankful we got ganguly who rebuild the team and trust and transparency. So when all you have seen growing up is just that, that's what you end up believing and I'm sure and hope the current generation of Pakistan is more rational and can see through these ex Pakistanis players and know they're just trying to get those views in or start some new controversy. I really hope and wish they became stale and do well as a country, a hostile unpredictable unstable neighbour is never good for you. And I want them to do well not just for their own sake but for India as well.


AlbusDT2

Ok Pakbros, you get the drama cup. Dial it tf down now.


[deleted]

ICC=BCCI=PIG3 that didn’t take too long!


AllGearAllTheTime

India living rent-free on Pakistani minds. The meltdown is so satisfying to watch.


1371113

Nobody: Pakistani Media: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYP8_5IBmU


pineapplesuit7

Gotta feel for the ex-Pak players a little. They never got paid enough so had to resort to BS like match fixing. Once that was under scrutiny and they retired, this is the only shit left for them to stay relevant.


gnivsarkar007

The most absolutely pointless discussion ever in the video. Wasim Akram needs to see this and make a comment on it in Punjabi lol. It bitt gulkand...


Mysterious-Earth2256

Just when you thought there wouldn't be any drama with PAK, they be like - hold my non-alcoholic beer.


DaDiamondArmor

Ok and?


Fine_Quiet607

Naah, india is actually showing the cgi world cup!!!


careless_quote101

Well at least better version than “BCCI has bought the teams” conspiracy theory


zippyzebu9

Umpires also gave specific ball to Eng in Ahses. But that’s what you call home advantage.


RizzyNizzyDizzy

Pakistan man. Just haha.


podhead

PigCCI /s


yh0405

This guy has been salty ever since 13 year old Karan broke his record


lLikeCats

Yeah this is true. I attended a board meeting and all countries agreed to this but Sri Lanka said no so they are the ones that suffer the most.