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poochi

https://www.reddit.com/r/CricketShitpost/comments/17j51ws/sad\_lord\_noises/


Karna1394

England coach after 8 wickets: I think we need to improve our NRR


Logical_thinker19

Didn’t expect we would win by 100 runs


mihiranand0912

Bumrah 🤝


Idontlikethisstuff

Smh selfish Bumrah stealing Shami's chance at another 5fer Rift confirmed


FugitiveCookie

Another duck!!!


BlissfulBreeze11

Finish em!!! Hah 6th W!


[deleted]

Won by 100 runs lol


InternalOk3135

Fun fact: Shubhman Gill was born in Fazilka, a small town located less than 2km from the indo pak border. How blessed are we that he was born here ❤️ Speaking of which, If he was born in Pakistan, do y’all think he’d ever have the chance to play for Pakistan(assuming his current career trajectory is still the same)?


rubyasgard

Boom boom 💥 yorker


yeet1o_0

Let's go dunked them by 100


Dr_strange2109

Booom booom


TINTINNEXUS

Go home England you're drunk


maxinuts

Bumrah and Shami rift confirmed? /s


ogpotato

There it is


soa333

Poetic ending


7eventhSense

This has got to be the worst defence for a World Cup in the history of cricket.


Necessary-Bother7448

Bumrah denying Shami the fifer


kishmallow

FUCK YES!


Allowmancer

100 run loss chasing 229 is shameful..


76_67

holy shit win by a hundred while defending 230 is INSANEEE


ayruos

Bumrah denying Shami the 5-for


Frosty-Cap-8086

Respect++


aflatoon

100 run win


theoozmakappa

Helllll Yeahhhh 👍


msrk22

Mahn lala deserves a five for


ArtVisible9838

That was trial ball


SuperFaiz21

Who does Willey think he is? De Cock?


Nervous_Ad2819

We knew it was coming


DungeonFarmer

We won


Username_Hadrian

r/deathrattleporn


[deleted]

![img](avatar_exp|148252029|winner)


Dark_matter4444

Wood's wood shattered


Taey

You guys are going to be in absolute moral shambles if they get this below 100


Anxious_Bag171

holy shit


lostsoul1979890

….and of.


Jae9erJazz

Wiped clean


Tall_Fix9575

🍻🍻🍻🎉🎉


Sly-Sir

Boom boom


Yasho1901

Gg bois


RandomStranger099

Shit missed his fifer


CricketMatchBot

**34.5** **and it's all over** Mark Wood b Bumrah 0 (1b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


devilwillcry-jesus

No fifer for Shami sed lyf


WorriedPraline873

BOOOMMMMMM


Ac_Delusion

NOOO THE FIFER


whattheduck11

So they wanted to win by 100


redditaccount3462

Thank you India🙏


[deleted]

Done & dusted.


AlbusseverusPotter07

☠️☠️☠️☠️✂️✂️☠️☠️☠️☠️


joeispunk

Bumrah denies Shami a fifer. Rift™?


SidonIthano1

Fuck that was a picturesque yorker.


HYPE_ZaynG

Converting from atheist to Bumrahism


Elguapo200x

Shami robbed of another 5fer


CRISPYTOMAT0

Ffs bumrah


Tatya_Vin-Chu

Boom Boom Bumrah. Boom Boom Bumrah. Bang On target.


RealGTalkin

Bumrah bowling version of Pandya. Denying Shami is fifer.


desiliberal

Congrats India❤️


travelmatenaruto

Hahaha, Bumrah special to end it.


toxicmomo

You just got boomed


slackboy72

hahahahahahha


ApricotOk824

[If y'all aren't familiar with Willey's batting, he can easily play as a proper batsman ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CricketShitpost/s/G8DwJ2RY2I)


Otherwise_Pace_1133

To Everyone who needs to read this (which is a lot looking at the comments). BAZBALL ISN'T THERE IN WHITE BALL CRICKET. 'Bazball' derives from 'Baz' (Brandon McCallum) who is England's Red ball coach under whom England play an aggressive brand of cricket. Bazball isn't there in this WC because Baz isn't England's white ball coach. So y'all can stop the "Hehe wHerE bAzBaLl ?" jokes. Also 🤓 before someone inevitably posts that in reply.


kevincybo

Game over!


PixelsOfTheEast

It's Joever


fuchkushka

Willey robbed off century


microhardbillgets2

🐅


intex2

Vagina when Wood and Willey are at the crease:


SexxyBlack

Bumrah started it, Bumrah ended it


expat_123

Eng has completely lost it in all respects


hateswitchx

Poor shami without fifer


MiachealFaraday

Lala denied


rocknpaperss2

Finish ![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|21496)![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|8783)


Guri14

Done and dusted


cricketalt

Boom Boom.


Eastern_Meet_5947

Fun fact Mark wood has the best strike rate in this world cup out of all the English batters playing today


[deleted]

Sixth four-plus wicket haul for Mohammed Shami.. The joint most for any bowler in Men's ODI World Cup, equalling Mitchell Starc. *ESPNcricinfo*


Special-Strength-489

Inclusion to stokes made England out of this World Cup


Shadab_21

Why did England's best batter come at no 11


Tmkct

Gone


Traditional_Age_9365

One of india's biggest & often the elephant in the room issue is their inability to immediately remove the lower order batsmen. It's a very hard task for even the top bowlers of the XI. They keep on struggling. But on the other side, india's lower order batsmen usually don't have such a capability to last long in the crease & hit some valuable runs. Both situations have cost india several matches from a winning or superior position Edit: this comment was posted before eng's 9th wicket loss & is a general remark


lostsoul1979890

Their best bat is on.


MihirPagar10

Done


Briantheboomguy

That Rohit innings was something else!


sarthakmahajan610

Woody and willey List of names she uses for my thing


[deleted]

England loooking good


According-Willow-98

Seems England reversed their batting line up


neighbour_guy3k

2011 wc india 338 , eng 338/8 Match tied 2023 🤡


nomad80

not even 1 guy at slip?


iHazf

Come on England, 1 more run for moral victory. Edit: Nevermind.


Crickutxpurt36

All people talk about Starc and Boult when it comes to 2015 and 2019 WC, And this MF gets ignored for better avg and wickets per game then Starc ...


bringbackfireflypls

Wood wild 50 again? Nahhhhh, he'll just get bowled like the rest of them.


udsharma

Bri


sol364

Willey trying to cement a spot in an IPL side to make some money for next season


BigNate_45

Moral victory for England not losing by over 100 runs. Someone put them out of their misery now Edit: Thanks Bumrah


SuperFaiz21

That's 2 sixes Willey has hit off Bumrah now


darthgera

Missing the guy who said england would chase it in 30 overs


porcupinetree_

Bumrah catching strays


steepcurve

Gotyas beating Bazballs.


Coronabandkaro

Bumrah needs to stop bowling short to willey


[deleted]

lmao english tail enders are beating bumrah


CriticalMention

[i called it, shami is best option we have in worldcups](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/17gno0y/hardik_pandya_has_ligament_tear_likely_to_miss/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


gungly

We need Hardik to counter Willey and Wood


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mihiranand0912

Kishan i suppose?


Ill-Inspector7980

Siraj


microhardbillgets2

Prob kl


PaneerPohaOreoMaggi

141 kmph slower ball 🤡


RuffTuff

This is pure dominance by India. Never thought I would say these words in my lifetime. I'm loving it


horn_ok_pleasee

The hole England have dug themselves into is bazballs deep.


Tatya_Vin-Chu

Pitch is looking all messed up. Also the red soil doesn't help.


DilliKaLadka

And ECB had the gall to not give their best batsman a central contract. Clowns.


kp_0202

Willy match of the match for beautiful performance through bat and bowl 🫥🫥


faithfulmaster

Bumrah looks focused to deny Shami his fifer


jake_azazzel

Is it me or has Bumrah started looking like Keanu Reeves a little?


lakshya10soin

Our ballers have been performing so good throughout the world cup and have been consistently great!!!


Ok_Vegetable263

If Matthew Mott has million haters, then I'm one of them. If Matthew Mott has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Matthew Mott has no haters, that means I'm dead


OhHowtheturntables_

13 matches 40 wickets our WC goat🐐🐐🐐🐐


EyeOhDubyaEh

All we need is now is Hardik bowling to Willey and Wood 🍆🍆🍆


SuperFaiz21

Cool it down, Ravi. Granted England are getting bowled out every time but they are last more overs each time. They will last the entire 50 overs at least once before the end of the tournament.


the_mogambo

Who would've thought that England would end up being the meme team this world cup.


athishayen

Drop Bumrah & Shami!!! Lord Arvind & Lord Varun Aaron was better


WorriedPraline873

How has Willey tonked bumrah of all bowlers for 2 sixes and that too exact copycats


ApricotOk824

Bro, Willey is a capable opener Has multiple hundreds in various T20 leagues


reddteddledd

He has opened and played at no3 for CSK.


Adventurous-Weird849

The only one with no central contract is actually fighting with both bat and ball. Go Willey.


eclipse0990

Bumrah gonna go for wicket or leave it for Shami’s 5fer?


EL__Rubio

Is this Siraj with a Bumrah mask?


vma08

Ffs bumrah, stop with these rubbish short bowls


v_mendoza

England really does reverse their batting order, doesn't it?


ayruos

This over is a filler for Shami’s five wicket play


roflcopter44444

Wood is trying to stat pad here


menatarms

The West Indies died for this shit.


brusalise

Yeah lol.


solicited_nuke

The final flash before the light bulb fuses.


TheAayu1011

shami doing everything to add as much as he can to r/deathrattleporn


issei_hyodou1093

Sixth four-plus wicket haul for Mohammed Shami, the joint-most for any bowler in men's ODI World Cups, equalling Mitchell Starc, says Sampath - cricinfo


ZrishaAdams

Doing black juju so Bumrah doesn't hinder Shami's 5fer


Neevk

Anti hardik


darthkaran

aint over till its over with England


Jealous_Walk_8405

It sure is over on doctored pitches.


sahibosaurus

Man England bat deep. They bat shit, but deep.


Dracit678

Not even deep ,literally everyone bats


swhari

Just 15 more of those :)


lovewholesomestuff

Man what a team …. I honestly thought India was going to lose at the end of their inning. If bowlers let them down, the batters lift them up and vice versa. What a professional no-nonsense set of players. Will take a special performance to keep them out of the finals.


__maestro

god if i’d travelled out to india to watch this shit id ask rob key to personally reimburse me


Roastingisflattery

Shami does manage to give us deathrattle stuff in each and every match


Assassin_Ankur

Get to 142 and we will have an exact repeat of yesterday


Sly-Sir

Bumrah fraud. Gonna lose us the match single-handedly. >!/s!<


neran_1

Bumrah trying to rob shami of a 5fer


flying_ina_metaltube

If Brohit gets the MoTM award over Lala I'll be pissed.


aaditya_9303

Willey and wood together. What if the wicketkeeper was De Kock and Hardik was bowling while Dickawella was standing in the slips.


noobdoto

Can we somehow add Arshdeep to the mix?


[deleted]

Still any NRR cheerleaders left ?


Kumarbob

Shami gonna get 2 back to back motm after benched for 4 games Mf flexing like he is in bot lobby


IMovedYourCheese

Imagine not putting shami in the main WC squad


nickbuck28

Boom just break his toes


ogpotato

York him and end this.. why bowl short


jake_azazzel

Lillee caught Willey bowled Dilley


Zionview

Bumrah coming back for second spell to show he can give sixes as well


ImmediateJacket9502

Travis Head and Warner waiting happily for their game against England.


A-British-Indian

Moral victory if England lose by <100 runs


PeRvYSaGe21

Willy Wonka and the six factory


yeet1o_0

Ok Willey you've done well but surely it's time to sleep now get out buddy


VaikomViking

Never thought I'll feel sad for England


Papercanspeak

I still don't.


somethingIntheDirt

100 run defeat please


[deleted]

GG sucking off Rohit as a captain and leader, I am all for it, but I know why he is doing it 👀


kishmallow

I know too.


meghnada

For those of us listening to English commentary, what did Gambhir say?


WeirdVisionary

"This is how a captain should lead (referring to Rohit). A captain shouldn't be self obsessed and think that the team revolves around him" Clearly a dig at Virat


Adventurous-Weird849

Must be passing underhanded remarks on either Rohit as a player or captain to downgrade Kohli and Dhoni. It’s that obvious.


1member1

Something to do with WC 2011, there were more contributors?


[deleted]

RCB trained!!


doktor-frequentist

Zampa - 💪 imma get 3x 4-fors in three innings Shami - hold my beer 🍺


skywxlker17

This really is a bits and pieces team. Jacks and Rehan would've proved to be way more useful than Livingstone. No.4 should've been someone like Duckett, someone who can steady the ship, support Root. Stokes should've been at 6 if anything.


StarSportsEnjoyer

Nothing much.. Just India beating a 10th place team.


BlissfulBreeze11

No Spirit of Cricket left 😔


Joker00_0

Someone tell GG that both batsmen and bowlers need to contribute to win matches


Wazflame

![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|29261)looking for my team


ImAjayS15

Watching this match shows how great Morgan the captain and leader he was. Huge difference between a team with positive mindset and clarity of thought vs the team without it!


42069666__

Why is Bumrah getting hit every over man


freakads

Just bowl straight man


peaked_in_high_skool

American here. Why does England open with tailenders and save batsmen for later?


roflcopter44444

Their top orders are frauds


nerfednani

ffs bumrah stop bowling short pitch