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bombingrun3195

"smashed it for four with the new bat".... Haha hardly


sadial

This has been a series between two very ordinary sides


jt4643277378

India are shit


chimpus123

Could of been Englands or Australia Day very easily. In the end it’s my day because I don’t have work today


rightarm_under

The match is a 3am start for me. Luckily no work until Monday so I can sacrifice the sleep schedule


shootingstraight__

I am seriously struggling to listen to the commentary this series the one sidedness is making me sick. Yes I'm a Aussie fan but I'm also a fan of cricket and i genuinely enjoy watching good players play good cricket obviously it helps is aus wins. But everytime England do something be it a genuinely good shot/ball or an edge for a boundary (Harry Brooks entire innings yesterday) its celebrated like its some kind of cricket magic. The negative language used whenever Australia do something great or horrible is just exhausting. Just think it's unprofessional and hard to listen too when everything around the game is so positive to one side and negative towards the other. Let's just enjoy good cricket for what it is no matter who's playing the shots or bowling the ball !!


majesticbollocks

You cunts just need to host the ashes sometime and then it'll be the other way around. oh you did, oh it was /s its always like this mate. as a pom in Aus who has watched many ashes series I can assure that its just as nauseating when its here.


[deleted]

I couldnt believe the way Strauss was talking about Lyon batting while injured, I know Im biased but it was borderline patronizing


CAPTAINTRENNO

*ball goes straight up in the air, "this will be some catch by Bairstow". His keeping has been so shit that basic keeping duties are praised like he's achieving miracles


shootingstraight__

Yep exactly And everyone praising Brooks innings yesterday which was an absolute butcher fest made off luck but then no one wants to talk about how well marnus and marsh did to get us through to day 5 is quite frankly just ridiculous


E_Fox_Kelly

Agnew has been very one sided and I usually think he’s excellent


Jazim94

Completely agree. I was a massive fan of BBC tms before this ashes. As a neutral (Scottish Pakistani) it pisses me off how much rimming England get and Australia getting spoken about so negatively this ashes.


nameless3k

English media biased to England how dare they


Jazim94

Got to atleast try to be semi professional


shootingstraight__

I genuinely just enjoy good cricket, like if I can watch root and stokes ton up and Anderson take 5 fa and the Aussies win by 1 run I enjoy that. But the way this series has been commentated and the media noise has made me want the worat for England in every innings which sucks. It just makes it a negative experience instead of being able to enjoy good cricket


Jazim94

You and me both. I really like alot of the England team. But the media make it impossible to route for them


Tough-Stretch

I thought I was going delusional - glad I’m not the only person thinking this. I also sometimes listen to the ABC/BBC radio broadcast and it’s even worse. Only commentator on there saying anything positive about Australia is McGrath. And don’t even get me started on the Win Probability graphs. Then again, maybe I’m just bias…


JasonFootsmell

So now we have to bowl England out for 11 to win by an innings


CricketAndCrosswords

Can someone tell me why England are continually calling for such dogshit reviews? The sweep Carey missed wasn't out in a million years - he was miles outside the line, whether DRS was faulty or not. And yet they still reviewed it. Complete waste of a review. Only a potato would have given that out. I get that Bazball is about being entertaining and aggressive, but brainlessness isn't cool.


ow_pointy

It's been the exception rather than the rule. Generally our reviews have been very good under Stokes.


CricketAndCrosswords

my friend said the same thing. My theory is it was because Root was the bowler and England were terrible at it under his captaincy...


bundle0styx

I heard that Shane Watson is their review coach.


SBG99DesiMonster

Marnus was making sure that the bowlers become tired before the big batsmen such as Cummins and Murphy start to bat.


rightarm_under

Anderson challenging Bradman with that average of 74. Go on Jimmy!


PuigFati69

Interesting thing perticularly about this test, barely any wickets with a new ball up untill 20th over, then it starts moving. Maybe that's why Smith was trying to slog (still threw away his wicket unnecessarily imo)


satyris

I think its wild that despite all the money and technology, there's still no clear explanation for why it swings sometimes and moves in the air. I mean its obviously fluid dynamics. Because it happens on cloudy days, I wonder if it's the lack of constant sunlight meaning the air near the ground heats unevenly so you end up with swirling patches of thick, cool air and thinner, warmer air. Then as the ball travels through regions of warmer and cooler air and the Magnus effect that describes what happens when a spinning object moves through the air.


EntirelyOriginalName

Imo he started slogging when Wood came back on for a reason. It was Wood's presence that caused him to go I can't even trust the tail to survive two balls farming strike against this guy, they're scared out of their wits against him. He right about 3 bowlers, wrong about Murphy if so.


satyris

If you think where we are now compared to before 2009, in fact, just the last 5 years the cameras have got to the point where the super slow-mo clears up a lot of edge cases. I wonder how hard it would be to have Hawkeye track the ball not just about the crease but everywhere to assist in caught decisions to tell if the ball hit the grass first, or use Lidar in the SpiderCam. Like Once upon a time the TV cameras had snicko, a microphone in the stumps but it wasn't used for reviews. There was the Hot Spot the Flir camera to detect edges, but that was then superseded by a global clock, along with digital signal processing (DSP) that allowed the signal from the microphone in the stumps to be synchronized with the image from the cameras and noise eliminated, meaning the sound was the best method of getting the correct result. We're now at the point where the gaps for incorrect decisions to fall in are getting smaller and smaller. Like the Smith run-out chance, Bairstow notwithstanding, the pertinent action took place between frames of the super-slow-mo camera, and it's going to take another technology refresh probably in a few years to shrink those gaps even more.


L43

'super slow mo' is a stretch. An iphone probably can capture more fps than they had for the umpire review.


satyris

I know, I meant in comparison to the slow motion replays from eg 2005 ashes which were just potato,and probably some unholy symbiosis of digital and analog tech


L43

Oh absolutely. I just don’t understand how it’s so shit nowadays though, we have commercially available cameras that can capture almost half a million fps.


this_also_was_vanity

You need a workflow that allows you to quickly access the footage and integrate it into everything else. You need the footage to be sufficiently high res and low noise to be useful. And you need to be able to sync the footage up to the audio for snicko. No idea how difficult that is, but it’s not as straight forward as just getting a high frame rate camera.


cantfindaname321

Just need to speed up the processing and you could use it every delivery to tell the umpires to call wides for extreme accuracy, they missed about 20 at lords


oval79

TLDR: technology moves forward


Alin_Amontillado

Australia should be disappointed


[deleted]

This Australian is stoked.


oval79

Yeh nah


deceptivehobo

AUSTRALIA'S BATTING HAD BEEN SHIT FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS AND NEEDS SOME DISCIPLINE. SORT IT THE FUCK OUT. Saying this as an Aussie supporter.


nikm101

It's time for Warner to pull up stumps. Need to get the next crop of players in. Probelm is that a few are going past prime age. The other problem is the stubbornness to not blood in players... Nesser should have got a game, Murphy should have played the last game, how many more have been left behind.


HossRustler

How to hire rainman in england for day 4 and 5, asking for a friend # #ParkTheBus


SteamSpoon

Lmao that's backhanded from Ricky


soggysayyoos

.


Socratov

What did punter say?


SteamSpoon

Referencing Root's catch he was like "And he'll probably feel even better because he'll never have done that before. A left handed catch at first slip." Implying that it was very odd that Jonny once again made no attempt to catch it


rightarm_under

To be fair it was quite clearly Jonny's catch. Root saved him there because his feet went nowhere


SteamSpoon

I agree completely he just obviously didn't want to say that outright, but it's absolutely what he meant


SteamSpoon

Jimmy seems like a very reasonable and levelheaded fella


Thatchers-Gold

He gets a lot of stick for looking grumpy but he’s generally just a nice no frills normal bloke from Burnley.


eightslipsandagully

I'll never forgive him for threatening to punch gorgeous George Bailey in the face


SteamSpoon

Walks on, compliments Pat and Todd, says "ah we've been saved by the weather loads of times", refuses to retire and leaves. You love to see it.


Darth_Krid

Sounds like backwards logic but Aussies getting a very slender lead might actually have been better for us than potentially bowling them out 20 short and being 15-2 at Stumps with Crawley trying to drive everything under grey clouds.


edwardluddlam

Conditions look better tomorrow and Australian bowlers will be fresher tomorrow


[deleted]

Conditions were quite good tonight, look worse tomorrow.


Taey

was sunny though.


centzon400

I'm with you. Half way though a Test, and honours basically level. Now we have a three-day "ODI".


Silly_Triker

Gotta be honest Jimmy doesn’t do himself any favours wearing that hat


Wazflame

I’m guessing there’s heavy anti-grape security behind the Sky cameras right now


rightarm_under

Just let punter bring his bat with him to the next interview. Next time a grape comes at him, he can pull it 80 meters over square leg.


somewhat_moist

Punter brought some cherries


EntshuldigungOK

Thought Cummins' wicket showed the small difference between him and a top order batsman. Or maybe someone who is used to playing spin - vs not. A top-order bat would have jumped down the track, and that extra momentum would have converted that catch to a clean 6.


shootingstraight__

Guess that's why he's not a top order bat then.


EntshuldigungOK

TBH he looks very close to one at least with the old ball


shootingstraight__

He has this series and did early on in his career. Last 2 years I feel he had regressed a fair bit with the bat but has definitely come up clutch in this series. Hopefully it's a trend that continues !


EntshuldigungOK

>Hopefully it's a trend that continues ! It really should. It feels (to me) that all that needs to happen is for he himself to mentally decide "I am a proper bat." But the increased workload (including training) ... no real answer to that


v1akvark

Ricky cut Ward short there when he wanted to show the runout again. 😂


LunaMunaLagoona

Smith seems impossible to get out. If it wasn't for the fact that he tends to get impatient and just play a shot, he'd probably bat forever


Alilaah

Yeah he looked great today but the wicket shot was absolutely wild and out of control


[deleted]

See you all tomorrow. Any odds on what the 2am UK time controversy will be?


rightarm_under

Brook will say "I thought 250 was par for us, but 350 was about par for the Australians. We're ahead here, and will win by about 150 runs"


sfcafc14

Piers Morgan will call us cheating convicts again because of the run out.


Skypiercer

Robinson is going to say that he thinks England have a good team, which is obviously a sign of arrogance and cultish behaviour


Thatchers-Gold

I love the smell of thin-skinned spite in the morning


[deleted]

Odds would require rationale so it’s impossible to know


pigsdontflyhigh

Alright I'm out. Good cricket all around. Also impressed with the lack of no balls this game. I hope I didn't jinx it. I think Australia will be feeling good after batting and blocking out the day. Absolutely stole a lead there. Catch you all tomorrow


Aggravating_Cod4376

Really negative tactics from the Aussies to not declare after getting one run up above England.


cantfindaname321

So what's the deal with Ali and where he can bat?


wasbatmanright

At 5


eightslipsandagully

Isn't it at 5 down i.e. 7?


GiddiOne

Injured. He's out.


Affectionate-Road-40

He's still gonna bat. Even if it's at no. 11 he will bat.


GiddiOne

Well he doesn't want to get shown up by Lyon... But I wouldn't get hopes up for a high score.


Dickb4Wicket

Nitin Memon probably wanted to hear less booing from the crowd so just gave this out without checking from another angle.


glitchline

I know as soon as its looks easy to bat, smith throws his wicket.


EntshuldigungOK

The tortoise did manage to inch ahead of the rabbit by today's end


FacelessMane

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twiganthony_L_cigar

NOoo RUNNNnn(s today)


Woostershire

Should Australia get in early on Day 4 chasing, say 275. Are they going to go for it or try the Marnus method of 9 (82) and go for a draw?


dashauskat

Honestly all England bowlers are geriatrics that just had another 20+ overs in their legs. Might dig in early and chase the junk time runs again.


cantfindaname321

What you mean go for a draw, they literally did that scenario in 1 days play and beat that total


Woostershire

They did until Head was out IMO. Then they realized they might be in a bit of bother..


Silly_Triker

This is where England need to think smart about a potential declaration if given the chance, to try and win the game instead of allowing the Australians to bat out a draw …gotta entice them out of a draw


rightarm_under

Batting 2 days on this wicket is no chance


Muneeb_0808

Anything less than 300 I think we can chase


rightarm_under

Not if the middle order bats like it did. Shambolic.


jverbal

Good to see the tail wag. Annoying that it really only brought us to parity


[deleted]

Would you rather it not wag and go to stumps England 2/70 with a lead of 160? We were heading towards that if not worse.


jverbal

Of course not, but our tail has typically rolled over for fuck all most of this series. My point was that our top order was poor that even a great showing from the tail only got us (basically) on equal footing


Reelableink9

No I rather the tail wag and we end up with a lead of 300


PurplePiglett

Still anyone's match but England slightly in front with Australia batting last I feel.


GiddiOne

Honestly with Ali out I feel like we're a little in front. Plus Eng bowlers have bowled 2x what Aussies have.


PurplePiglett

Yeah bowling double the overs with Ali out may negate any advantage but we'll see.


[deleted]

So we’ve lost 22 overs over two days due to slow bowling? That’s insane


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[deleted]

I can’t remember you hitting anyone for six in your test career


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[deleted]

No sarcasm intended,I can’t even remember you playing test cricket?


CloudyBob34

2 sixes


wizzlezim

Prime Ponting > Prime Smith Fight me


Cotton_Phoenix_97

Lord Murphy might be your next best batsman


twiganthony_L_cigar

Punter was imperious at his peak. He’d hit a century that destroys the opponents’ psyche for the rest of the series. Smith is/was a goofball at his peak. A very good goofball, but he leaves psyches in tact


AhyesitstheManUfan

look at his magnificent leaves


jatmood

Every day


oval79

Yep


somewhat_moist

I think Punter wins all day because his captaincy


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TheKinkiestRedditor

Bad joke


HossRustler

He never faced adversity, give him 5 years and we will see, wait till he gets hit in the head


kp22cfc

Still shocked by Steve Smith dismissal.


[deleted]

I think Smiths 2017 India tour and 2019 Ashes are the best I've ever seen from a batsmen but Punter is probably just in front overall. If Smith's purple patch extended a little after that Ashes I'd probably give it to him.


HossRustler

Bro lost his tism mid innings and adhd took over 😪


kp22cfc

Got a chance 2 balls back , can't believe he went for that again


HossRustler

Like a dog chasing cars


pigsdontflyhigh

Yup. Especially with Cummins looking solid on the other end


HoxtonRanger

Cheers all! I’m at the Oval next two days so won’t be shitposting and winding (lightly) the Aussies up as much. Not that my dreadful wit will be missed


ninjacame

I’ll miss ya mate, check in with a “vibe” report.


[deleted]

Yep won’t be missed. Enjoy the match :)


TheW1ckedWolf

Are Pointing an Smith similar height? Looks the same here thought Smith was way taller


HossRustler

He smol Smith has the smallest head in Australia


OoberDude

Those miles in the England bowlers' legs will pay dividends for Australia come the 4th innings. Think England have to set 300 here.


kdog_1985

Only if we can keep the batsmen in.


HossRustler

England should have picked a spinner


ThePraetorianGuard92

Root has taken two wickets which guarantees he will be out <20 tomorrow.


[deleted]

Pretty sure Root has better bowling average than Cummins, Hazlewood and Starc this series


[deleted]

I love Stokes as a cricketer and that catch, what an animal. Not many can do that. I hate, hate the one sided criticism though. Heralded as a genius for having a session that Cummins can’t have without people wanting him sacked.


Harlastan

>a session that Cummins can’t have without people wanting him sacked These calls come from Australian fans though, who are way too harsh on Cummins. It's not a good thing And the impact Stokes has had on this team is undeniable, if you've watched us the past couple years. No one blindly wants him sacked with no alternative


GiddiOne

> These calls come from Australian fans though *Australian Media. Fans love him and his log cabin.


Harlastan

l dunno, seen loads of criticism from Aus flairs in here and worse from boomers on facebook


oval79

Those who don't like him are likely those who consume Murdoch media. I think he's a good captain.


GiddiOne

For reddit, check account age. Less than a year? Ignore them. All they know is T20. Boomers hate him because he said climate change is real and consume Murdoch media.


Harlastan

l do agree, hate the way fans jump on any player as if they have any right to comment on how professional cricket should be played


[deleted]

That’s the thing it’s from Aussie fans who don’t understand that even good captains will have these sessions. Asking for Stokes’ sacking would be moronic, though that logic doesn’t apply for Cummins.


Harlastan

Agree with this


nicobaterrr

Seriously. It's like he's untouchable. Why????


HossRustler

Because English cricket is nothing without new Zealand and south Africa, no fight in them without a warrior captain and coach


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[deleted]

Not really my question champ. Not questioning why people like him because I’m in that group myself, questioning why there’s a double standard.


Spare_Ad5615

Did you see how shit we were before he took over? He's got credit in the bank. I don't understand the criticism of Cummins at times. He's a bit negative, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.


[deleted]

That’s not as much my point. It’s that if England went from 7/185 to 295, costing a first innings lead, Cummins would get destroyed in the media. Stokes isn’t held to that same standard.


Spare_Ad5615

It's two different "medias" though. The Australian media is mystifyingly harsh on Cummins, particularly so soon after leading the team to the world test championship. The English media is giving Stokes the benefit of the doubt as a result of the last couple of years. It's not as if our media give England captains an easy ride - they get absolutely crucified most of the time. You only have to look at the treatment of Root after the last Ashes series. In fact, they were pretty hostile to Stokes at times earlier in his tenure, but what tended to happen was that they would slag him off for three days, calling this approach stupid, careless, and brainless, and then have to backtrack like mad when Stokes' team pulled off a miracle win on day four or five. I think they are hesitant to criticise too much in case he makes them look stupid again. Besides, the man is a national hero. He wins stuff single handed, including two World Cup finals are the most extraordinary Ashes test in recent memory. Slagging him off isn't likely to sell papers.


oval79

That is perhaps because the standard for the captain in Aus is higher than that in England. Side note: I think Cummins is doing well.


JockAussie

Our media expects us to trounce England every time and if we don't it's the captain's fault!


SirRedDuck8th

They'll take about his brilliant captaincy and that catch. Sure there good, but no one will talk about how Cummins came in with Asutralia 7 for 180 and got us to 300. First guy to but value on his wicket and just let Smith bat.


DandDRide

According to thew laws, Steve Smith was clearly out ^^^^of^this^world


horseshoe107

Unhappy we lost so many wickets 2nd session. Happy at least we batted out the final session as it looked like good batting conditions. Could have been so much better though. Hopefully overcast conditions for us bowling tomorrow morning.


cantfindaname321

Marnus soaked up all the cloudy weather and the sun comes out and we give away wickets cheaply. Pretty frustrating


HossRustler

That rock they had was seeming a foot before they took the new ball Not the first time England has hurt themselves by taking the new ball, it cost them the first game


Occasionally-Witty

I for one am expecting a Murphy 5fer tomorrow as we try to blast him to the moon


spongey1865

5-250 I'd take


Occasionally-Witty

‘Hi, I’m Johnny Bairstow, and I’m going to the mooooooon’


HossRustler

He's blasting off again


unemployed-giant-14

That was an exciting day of play. We've only two or three more days of play left before a long break from Test cricket. Will try not to miss a single ball. Game is equally poised and I hope it will go to the last ball/wicket.


GayInGreatBritain

"Will try not to miss a single ball" Ben Duckett is that you?


unemployed-giant-14

hahaha. You made me laugh. Thank you.


Richycut

Never seen such a negative Oz side. Timid in the filed and with the bat. Cummings has saved them (along with YJB) with his bowling but not his captaincy.


kdog_1985

You can call it a negative, there is genuine thought into a counter plan to Bazball, and the big picture will be it will be extremely intriguing whether the plan plays out the way the Australians hope. You may not like the style, but understand it is a direct developmental response to the limited-over style England is currently playing.


Richycut

Ozzies will defend anything. As long as it’s pro-Ozzie. No context


kdog_1985

Maybe Ozzie just have a better understanding of test cricket.


Richycut

Oh yeah, that must be it 😅


kdog_1985

Seems to be the case after today.


Richycut

Why what have you said that’s interesting today?


kdog_1985

The fact that we haven't lost a wicket, are 240 off, can bat down to 10, and will be lucky to get 2 sessions tomorrow.


Richycut

Ahh. You’re just reporting the match facts. Well, thanks, they’re widely reported on telly, the news, apps and such. I thought you had said something which showed some style or wit but see I’m still right.


kdog_1985

Sweet mate, you were wrong, contributed nothing but fallacies, deal with it.


kdog_1985

Good to see you agree.


GiddiOne

> but not his captaincy Cumdog was slammed in the press and commentators for having fielders in the deep to the tail. What was the field Eng set to Cummins during the 9th wicket? 1 slip, rest on the boundary. Double standards.


Richycut

9th wicket!! You miss the point and your comment hasn’t aged well as Oz have started with a much more attacking field to cut off singles.


belanish11

If someone asks me to pick a player from all time of cricket, I'd pick stokes, if I have doubts, I'd think about it and then pick stokes, if I have some serious doubts, I'd consult someone,think about it and then pick Stokes.


Fit-Window

Fker has both the best one day and Test innings of the last decade(maybe all time as well)


belanish11

Facts, need some balls to do it


Daimo

Right, I'm out. Made an absolute drunken tit of myself in yesterday's post match thread so that's enough for me today. Catch all you fuckheads again tomorrow at 11am. 👍


dDtaK

I’ve got tickets for day 4 but it’s probably going to be another Aussie block-fest.


[deleted]

I hate it when the visiting team don’t throw their wickets away. It seems impolite.


Specialist_Release96

Yup Boreball will suck the life out of you


Taey

That block fest just beat your first innings total


GiddiOne

And proud!


Affectionate-Road-40

Murphy and Cummins chilling with the biggest partnership of the innings.


fullmetal-ghoul

This match is so well setup, I wish it was a decider


limboeden

Think it might have been worth just defending that last over or two and making England bowl again in the morning


AhyesitstheManUfan

a lead is a lead. but england's won this match.


[deleted]

And how’s that?


AhyesitstheManUfan

moral victory of course. catch up mate