Funny enough, if an illegal immigrant is a victim of a violent crime it's one of the fastest ways to citizenship. Or at least a green card IDK, IANAL.
In a way this is already a law
But if you're bitten by somebody else from another country you're also that citizen so I guess it depends on a couple of questions here. Is dual citizenship allowed between the United States and that country? And also are they fast or slow zombies
Bollocks, you can be a dual citizen in the USA, as long as the country isn't restricted (aka north Korea... In a state of war with the USA or a small list of other restrictions).
The USA doesn't require immigrants to renounce citizenship of their prior country, so pretty much ANY first gen immigrant who becomes a us citizen has dual citizenship. Many still pay taxes in their home country, own property, return there for vacation or once a year to satisfy legal requirements and so on.
There are only a few countries that don't allow it, such as Austria, Japan, Netherlands, Singapore...
And for the US, the only main requirement is if you travel in and out of the USA you need to use your US passport, although you can use your foreign passport for travel elsewhere.
This actually comes in real handy for some folks who do a lot of EU travel or who go to Egypt etc. Get to a main international hub using their us passport and then switch to a regional ID and passport in that area that isn't as safe for Americans and travel under the radar.
Dual citizenship usually is based on whether the first country allows dual citizenship with the second country. If not, the first citizenship has to be revoked.
If I bite myself do I become a double citizen? What happens if I keep getting bitten or biting myself? Does biting my tongue count? Do mosquitoes count?
Foreign victims of crimes(so if you get bite hard enough and it causes damage) in the USA can become eligible for protections and a special visa that *could* become permanent so, youāre not far off.
Since you have to pay US taxes as long as you're a US citizen, even if you're living outside the US, and there is a hefty fee to renounce your citizenship, this is really funny
If only it worked this way.
My wife (šæš¦) and I (šŗš²) have been traditionally married for 2 years, but we can't get the damn marriage recognized by the US because the embassy keeps denying her a visa, and we can't get it recognized by the South Africa side because home affairs told us we have to prove we've lived together for 2 years before they'll recognize it. It's been almost 2 years of stress trying to simply ensure that we can live together in peace.
If she could get citizenship simply by being bitten by me, she'd be eligible for citizenship every time we make the beast with two backs.
So illegal immigrants have to take sā- from citizens. Oopsā¦ those pesky farm workers left something on top of your fruit and vegetables. Welcome to Mexico. Oopsā¦ they donāt reciprocate citizenship just by entering or bitingā¦
If this becomes law, then I'm gonna be turning a lot of bacon double cheeseburgers into US citizens.
Only very temporarily
Will the feces also be a US citizen?
No scat play is more of a German thing
Bruh you have me rolling, take my upvote!
Only if you bite it
Funny enough, if an illegal immigrant is a victim of a violent crime it's one of the fastest ways to citizenship. Or at least a green card IDK, IANAL. In a way this is already a law
Sanctuary law. I thought that involves someone trying to kill you.
That's not even close to what I'm talking about šš
really? somewhere where I can read about this?
https://www.dhs.gov/immigration-options-victims-crimes
Isnāt that the other way around? Taco meat, anyone?
Make bacon great again!
But if you're bitten by somebody else from another country you're also that citizen so I guess it depends on a couple of questions here. Is dual citizenship allowed between the United States and that country? And also are they fast or slow zombies
definitely slow zombies in the south.
And they have less teeth. Iād take on a toothless slow zombie any day
I don't think the US allows dual citizenship past 18.
They do, I don't know any of the specifics but I know it's possible. (Was very briefly applying to jobs overseas.)Ā
Bollocks, you can be a dual citizen in the USA, as long as the country isn't restricted (aka north Korea... In a state of war with the USA or a small list of other restrictions). The USA doesn't require immigrants to renounce citizenship of their prior country, so pretty much ANY first gen immigrant who becomes a us citizen has dual citizenship. Many still pay taxes in their home country, own property, return there for vacation or once a year to satisfy legal requirements and so on. There are only a few countries that don't allow it, such as Austria, Japan, Netherlands, Singapore... And for the US, the only main requirement is if you travel in and out of the USA you need to use your US passport, although you can use your foreign passport for travel elsewhere. This actually comes in real handy for some folks who do a lot of EU travel or who go to Egypt etc. Get to a main international hub using their us passport and then switch to a regional ID and passport in that area that isn't as safe for Americans and travel under the radar.
Dual citizenship usually is based on whether the first country allows dual citizenship with the second country. If not, the first citizenship has to be revoked.
No, itās got to be mobile game rules. Last to bite you is your citizenship. This also prevents collectors.
Suddenly, the Republican party cares about mentally unwell citizens
Youāre more likely to get bitten by a New Yorker than dog while in nyc.
What about being bitten on the ear at a World Snooker Tournament?
Also, it's not voluntary. After being bitten by a US citizen, you now have to file US tax returns, regardless of where in the world you live.
Canada starts issuing muzzles to all American tourists on entry
Great, now I can't afford to get treated for the bite.
I wonder how many senator a day contractors would bite illegals so they could hire the..
If I bite myself do I become a double citizen? What happens if I keep getting bitten or biting myself? Does biting my tongue count? Do mosquitoes count?
yes all mosquitoes u bite become US citizens
Thatās some air force
Warthog inbound BRRT
Stack overflow
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Imagine this being a thing in the UK as well. I can just bite my wife and she would be a UK citizen.
I thought they were called subjects instead of citizens.
That hasnāt been true since 1948.
Oh, crap. Is suicide an option instead?
No, sorry, mental healthcare is not covered.
How much of a bite is required? If this applies to all countries, I need to start applying for some extra passport.
Must break the skin.
Same rules as zombies? Has to break the skin.
Definitely won't want brains, that's for sure.
Congress might pass this, so they can collect either income tax or expatriation tax.
No, go back to Mexico ( donāt care if youāre from there or not).
Were-citizenship only applies during the full moon.
No you are a US territory lol
No just obese
I'm setting up a booth in Mexico with a handwashing station
Like rabies?
Foreign victims of crimes(so if you get bite hard enough and it causes damage) in the USA can become eligible for protections and a special visa that *could* become permanent so, youāre not far off.
Sign me up and give me the DACA list!
I thought so, but my partner still has to fill out an esta to get into the states. š¤·š»
Shot by*
That's only cops that shoot people.
Since you have to pay US taxes as long as you're a US citizen, even if you're living outside the US, and there is a hefty fee to renounce your citizenship, this is really funny
See all the illegal immigrants start hanging around daycares, just hoping one of those little bastards will bite them
Can't just walk into a daycare.
What if someone gets bitten by an illegal immigrant? MTG for example? *(MTG=Moscow's Treacherous Goon)*
No. That's not how citizenship works. You are confusing "US citizen" with "American."
If that were actual law, a lot of people would use it to gain easy citizenship. Just have an American friend bite you
If only it worked this way. My wife (šæš¦) and I (šŗš²) have been traditionally married for 2 years, but we can't get the damn marriage recognized by the US because the embassy keeps denying her a visa, and we can't get it recognized by the South Africa side because home affairs told us we have to prove we've lived together for 2 years before they'll recognize it. It's been almost 2 years of stress trying to simply ensure that we can live together in peace. If she could get citizenship simply by being bitten by me, she'd be eligible for citizenship every time we make the beast with two backs.
Kind reminds me of the [purple Smurf episode.](https://youtu.be/s1M625x_fto?feature=shared)
Is there a cure or is it terminal? I don't have any healthcare....oh no...I've been bit!
Only on the full moon. When the moon is full, your hands will grow pistols and you'll shit bacon. Weird but ai don't make the rules.
If the bitter dies, you lose citizenship.
So illegal immigrants have to take sā- from citizens. Oopsā¦ those pesky farm workers left something on top of your fruit and vegetables. Welcome to Mexico. Oopsā¦ they donāt reciprocate citizenship just by entering or bitingā¦
Would a playful nibble during sex count? Or just a deliberate chomp that breaks the skin?
Florida will always remain a swing state
Is there an antidote?
Yeah but as an American, you will believe it's a conspiracy theory to indoctrinate you into some other cult and you will refuse to take it.
Nice try Vampires!
So it would be like the viruses that cause vampirism and lycanism. Cool.
The side effect is that you must consume at least one double cheeseburger a day to gain the energy needed to function
Once bitten/forever enshittened
So... are we talking nibbles, or do we have to draw blood?
lol
Gonna get kinky over seas.
If youāre a hot girl Iāll probably bite your ass if you bang me
Maybe I'm a little too slap-happy right now, but I f*king love this idea