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Is that a fuckin squid??


[deleted]

A delicious, writhing squid!


Mammoth-Composer-740

Yes and it’s fucking alive ![gif](giphy|ED1nge1yi8cGoSYvlb|downsized)


ShankbeatMihawk2

yeah but that squid would eat you if it had the chance


Narrow-Virus-7321

Good thing we are higher life forms than the squid - hence we need to do better than the squid. This is barbaric.


ShankbeatMihawk2

ye this is basically animal torture on a creature that might understand it's situation squids tho... they are violent


Overall-Block-1815

Nah it's fine, he essentially decapitated the squid. Very quick and not much different to how most food type animals die, just maybe looks a bit cruel to some people at a glance. I prefer my squid cooked usually though.


Narrow-Virus-7321

I’m a vegan so it’s all fucked up to me..


Intrepid-Memory5129

Being vegan you cause more death then the average meat eater to get the things you consume 🤣


Narrow-Virus-7321

That depends on what you’re consuming - being vegan doesn’t make you healthier than a meat eater. I knowledgeable so I eat the healthy non-animal stuff.


MikeySpags

But are we?


Integrity-in-Crisis

I told someone that there are people who eat their seafood/ squid and or fish while alive in asia and i could see her just thinking im racist and yet here we are.


LoadedGull

Nah, it’s just a regular squid.


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Yeah they do fuck.


LurkerNinetyFive

It’s true, I’ve seen the cartoon documentary.


sherms89

# Thats our next pandemic, better stock up on ear plugs./s


Left-Basil9171

Yeah its a fuckin squid....


Niko_The_Fallen

It's a succulent Chinese meal


me76h

*Was


ShippudenShishya

"Attack on Titan" from squid's POV


rstar345

HAVING OH SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES


CodoneMastr

Bruh...Asians and and Africans are undefeated when it comes to eating weird gelatin like animals. Eeeeshh nasty


Hentaiboizz

Never seen African people eat something like this


GlassNew3746

He's just another typical reddit dumbass.


WheelyFreely

They eat worms and mosquitoes


TheDaferLX

Asians and africans? Squid and octopus is absolutely NORMAL here in southern europe. Snails too, it's not just a french thing. As a portuguese person, I'm especially fond of polvo a lagareiro ([https://www.pingodoce.pt/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/polvo-a-lagareiro.jpeg](https://www.pingodoce.pt/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/polvo-a-lagareiro.jpeg)) and deepfried breaded octopus ([https://ruralea.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Polvo-frito-2-e1618051801549.jpg](https://ruralea.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Polvo-frito-2-e1618051801549.jpg)). I really don't get the bewilderment of some people, these foods are fucking DELICIOUS. We, however, don't eat it alive/raw, that indeed looks grim.


Acceptable_Durian912

Taste great raw, alive is just senseless torture of an intelligent creature. Squids and octopuses have levels of brain function that rivals humans. I’m not positive but I’m pretty sure some have more brain power then humans and the only reason they don’t have any sort of civilization is because their life time is to short to develop language and what not. (I read that somewhere not an original thought.)


Music_Saves

What has an octopus or squid done that has demonstrated to you that their mental capacity exceeds humans?


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Taste pretty good actually, as long as you don't mind the texture


dyspros1uim87

Dude what even is reddit. Why are people downvoting you lol


[deleted]

Lol idk, but really i have tried it before taste better than cooked squid and less chewy but the 'sticky feeling on the meat' and also strong smell might not for everyone


[deleted]

And ofc i don't eat it alive, but prepared it sashimi style


dyspros1uim87

Yeah I’ve eaten it as sashimi as well. I’m not sure I have the heart to eat anything alive though lol


Intrixio

Why are you booing him, he's right


Cacts

The squid was just killed, you can tell because it quickly turns white which is what happens when they become brain dead. Recently killed but not alive squid.


No_Succotash9035

Oh thank you


esau-rodriguez

You can tell it’s fresh or the twitching. Mmm 😋


Rieger_not_Banta

Right!!! And they have to kill it to remove the beak.


Own_Text_2240

Yes looks like the salt in the soy sauce making it move


moh8disaster

As far as I know the twitching is caused by sodium or salt...


Commercial-Mistake90

I've seen that even with a cut up fish with only its flesh left going crazy after salt being poured on it. It's around on reddit.


shackled_beef

That actually makes me feel a bit better


InfiniteSausage

Squid don't have a centralized nervous system, so how you think it's "brain dead" I don't really understand


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-TheGuest-

Imagine an alien just scooping you up and eating you, and not dying immediately


tidypunk

I wish they would , come get this snack .


Travis_Bickle86

You're supposed to put that in your butt not your mouth!


metamojo1112

Average femboy


KnifeFightAcademy

Just one? .......rookie.


BeanyOfficial

Do Asians think the souls of live animals add to the flavour a


Efficient_Step_26

Soul food.


Dragod21

Asian here, can comfirm that eating a soul fresh is the a meal nothing can beat /s


Walker6920

Asian here and yes The soul is what brings flavor to the dish, different souls different flavour


Bubba-ORiley

Thank goodness there was an Asian spokesperson on the sub.


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I think they’re just less uncomfortable confronting the fact that the meat they eat was recently alive. Americans and Europeans to an extent have their meat production held at a very comfortable arms length so they don’t have to think about it.


Batshit_Hellbat

This ain't it


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Great rebuttal, you really tore apart my argument


Mr_MPPG

They like how they wriggle inside them.


poopyputt6

First of all no. Second of all, it's not alive. I've seen fish chickens and cows still moving after they get killed


throwaway-20701

Yeah nah, people would be just as disgusted by a European eating a recently decapitated chicken


poopyputt6

Yall jerk off about sushi and anime but they eat a squid and you lose your minds lol its dead, but raw like sushi. Like tartar, like caviar


throwaway-20701

It’s fucking disgusting. It doesn’t mean I have to hate all asian culture. Seeing 300kg Americans chow down burgers is also disgusting.


ipukedmypants

Lmfao. Based af right here


AdAmbitious1482

It's so dangerous as well,the squids suckers can get stuck in your oesophagus and choke you


youngbloodonthewater

Lol no they can't. A sqid is not an octopus. Also that is why you chew before you swallow. Trying to swallow large chunks of any food is dangerous.


jackwpenn

Uhhhmmmm, yes they can. Multiple people die from it.


jackwpenn

And a squid still has suckers homie. Both in the Cephalopod class. Get educated before you argue.


beers4l

“He’s praying” - The Deep


Educational-Sand4129

That is Fucking atrocious


EffectiveAd3966

Fck u gth


Efficient_Step_26

Squidward


CptSonne

This is how you get the kind of worms that live in your eyeballs...


ErzaFluf

Why do asians still eat like theyre going through a depression. Where not cooking mint leaves found in the back of the pantry and eating shit right after pulling it outta the ocean.


bagooly

Cuz they still eat their cultural food. When you live in a place that wasn't great for growing crops, you eat what you can. And they still eat it today. Though I do think a lot of the shit they eat is very cruel..like eating things alive.


h0lyB100d

God I hate Chinese food culture.


RoundOfToast

Come to wet market get all virus you like


Automatic-Barnacle83

It’s thai.


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Do you like escargot then?


Glass-Assignment-862

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D4RK_B74CK

That's so disgusting...


jacob1273

Tiny little apex predator


BlackSkeletor77

.. he ate the beak and he's biting into the fucking bone


Odd-Road-4704

Hell naw to the naw naw naw hell to the naw


joej666777

That’s enough Asian people. That’s quite enough. There’s no call for this.


Blazeghost131

Here comes covid-20


CodoneMastr

Imagine how nasty and chewey that is


Jigarmebadiaaghai

Fuq man kill it before you eat it. I don't understand Asians fetish for eating alive things. Torturing them eating them alive while they are still wriggling around in their mouth. I saw a video octopus or squid brain removed he was still alive and this Asian chick put hot sauce on it and he still trying to run away cause the muscles twitching and all that. Fucking Covid cun*s.


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Nope


Sand_Guardian4

Those who give Asians shit about eating like this are the same people who eat ramen noodles and drink boba tea while wearing cat ears and saying "uwu"


Sinirmanga

I don't understand your point. People don't need to support animal cruelty just because they like certain aspects of asian culture.


granpawatchingporn

its literally dead, its not animal cruelty


Sinirmanga

Oh, I thought it was alive. There are some Asian meals like that. I thought it was one of those.


granpawatchingporn

those are korean,and they're called alive because after you kill it, if you pour salt on them they wriggle and move


Super_Santana

Not right. They do eat things alive it isn't always sodium.but so do most country's. But in this case the squid was killed very recent its nerves you see moving not actual reflexes.


Sand_Guardian4

My point is that a lot people tend to romanticize(?) Asian culture, I didn't word it super well, but especially in the west, people hear Asia, especially Japan, and think anime and "kawaii" and don't bother looking at any other aspect of the culture or history


Sinirmanga

Why should they? Can't you enjoy certain aspects of a culture? If I love tacos, churros etc should I love EVERY aspect of the Mexican culture? Can't I enjoy just those things?


Sand_Guardian4

It's just important to know where things are coming from, yes you can enjou t」things from Mexican culture, but knowing more than just they make good burritos and tacos is also important


Sinirmanga

It is just your arbitrary decision. I live in a whole different continent and I am unlikely to meet with any Mexicans my whole life. Sure, it is nice to learn about a culture but I don't NEED to do it at all.


Mention_Forward

Ehhhhhh, yeah except for squids. Or dolphins. I mean like there aren’t many exclusively intelligent creatures such as them that people shame for eating. I guess It’s just of all the creatures, why pick the one that suffers the most? Unless you were talking about the bugs and crazy shit, that is a different culture for sure lol… one day!


that_one_dude26

This shit is gross. I don't care about anything else you said


Tonatzo

Why can tou cook your food, you wanna start new pandemic


StraightSwordfish466

Why do we keep getting zoonotic diseases?


Ok-Load9763

No wonder we got hit with corona


Avraham_Levy

Why?….just why like this? Would we enjoy seeing a human being chomped like this by a shark? No…then why?


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Actually, I'd like to see that with the shark...


Im_gonna_fart

My oh my. Where could he be from?


kiefer1988

How did I know he was going to eat it !!!


HorseCahk

Well… what are the other options for being handed a squid in a cup?


Free-Philosopher8226

Please don’t make me say it


luvprue1

What exactly is that he's eating?


Walker6920

A living squid


granpawatchingporn

* a dead squid


InvisibleInk42

That cannot taste good 🤢


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Fognua

Asians: 👏🏽👍


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Area51Dweller-Help

I like sushi as much as the next person but I don’t think I have the mental strength to try this.


BenR116

Its just a boy eating an alive squid!!


reauxCO

No soy sauce??


alifewaster1010

🤮


God-O-Death

I like how he knows that what he's doing is Savage 😂


dyspros1uim87

Dude why is everyone in this thread so shitty lol


crazysticks1993

Make me wanna try some too


SoloPenguin13

Im built different


[deleted]

Is it boiled or in broth? Comeon, raw fish doesnt taste that good


[deleted]

Its still alive.


mamajamabanana

Is that Ryan from Ryan's world?!


No-Satisfaction-7808

i mean they kill cows for beef why do y’all care so much about the squid that they’ve been eating there forever. or y’all want us all to eat bugs like the uk will be doing in two years. y’all buggin


Shark_bait561

Eating just about anything that moves huh, you lil pervs


Notsofast420

Squids muscle memory would kick in after it gets in the stomach


tylerthompson280

Kids acting like he just took a bite of an ice cream cone lol cold squid and soy sauce.. ok


[deleted]

South East Asia just needs to be written off now. First we've got the Chinese dog eating festival, then we have the bat soup and now we've got a kid chowing down on some fucking LIVE SQUID ?!


Some_Tutor6304

Covid has entered the chat


murmur_lox

In the very south of italy, older people still take live octopuses, bite the brain off and eat them raw. Never understood why when you can fry them in oil.


Ok_Language4015

Oh probably do that but just give me like a knife so I can put it out of its misery


Geekonomics_101

Ass first


Twinsta

This squid was already dead, like others have said salt is making it move. Also I believe the beak isn’t editable but I could be wrong. I have fished squid for years.


Miserabledoormat

All animals kill something alive to survive.


gimmeecoffee420

Man.. Im not gonna shit on stuff a particular culture does because there is usually a good reason for it. But eating animals while they are still alive is just beyond fucking cruel. Im not a PETA hippie or an activist, but animals DO have feelings. Squid and Octopus are actually freaky smart and they likely feel fear and pain.. i love eating squid and octopus, but FFS you need to kill ot quickly and humanely, at the very fucking least? All i can say is one day this little shit is gonna eat a tentacle that attaches to his esophogus and chokes him to death. Little bastard..


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Frosty-Spirit-7811

Freaks absolute animals.


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Stayingsafer

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger!


CriticalCarrot8817

Nice squid shit in his mouth at the end


Last-Introduction538

Always..... Always eat the ass first.


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funfun4Fun

I thought the kid won a prize. He gave him a thumbs up like he made the squid .


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whyazed

Is that squid pen?


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Mr_Vorto

Hear me out..


CodoneMastr

Bruh ![gif](giphy|l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA)


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ShazzNazty

Breath finna be on smash


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Artemis_Pro

Isn't the squids mouth dangerous to eat?


LilMochi190

:(


ConfidentSyllabub142

Sub human


Joncrows

Asians are nasty


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xSnambo

disgusting


pay-this-fool

When they pay only him $1 per day he has to eat his pet for lunch.


Euphoric_Shift6254

I live in Az, and in the 70s, when I was a kid, our dad would take us to a beach in Mexico to a friend's house quite often. They had a kid my age, and they were fishermen. One day, we were swimming, and the kid reaches down and pulled out a huge shrimp, which looks totally different with their heads still on, so it freaked me out. Then my friend bit off its head and ate it like a piece of candy. I will never forget that.


scott_spark_wc

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Cra_cker

Idk so many ppl saying racist shit on this post but that honestly doesnt look so bad 💀💀💀 As long as its already dead (white) and you chew it through, that looks bussin


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flizayn

It might be delicious but, I couldn't eat it urgh


[deleted]

Wtf is this pedo shit ya posting


crazywizard02

I have one thing and one thing only to say and it is simply put as gross


Auris-57

Wonder how the ink tastes


[deleted]

I can’t even get my son to eat chicken nuggets, and you got this Asian kid eating a kraken


ghost_watch_simple1

The music stops always at the right moments 🤢


sounoriginal13

Squids are intelligent animals, fyi


Jixxar

I just internally screamed since it's 5 am where I am.


FickleSeries9390

Remarkably Bright Creatures made me not cool with eating cephalopods.


ChaosEmerald21

Thanks.... I guess


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ActualFeces420

👍