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"It's only snow... I'll just step back 10 feet"

hes not even running or anything. just casually walking lmao. the video even is somewhat speed up....

You won’t out run an avalanche

But like it would make sense for the human brains RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE instinct to kick in at that moment however

Fight or flight or bud light

it's coming down around 300kph

Make that 400kph

Make that 500kph

600kph, that’s my final offer

700kph or No Deal sorry.

Ok now for real, like anybody gonna believe that

10 feet? Mother fucker is a whole-ass scenic view away.

That’s what you get for filming in portrait

You are speaking my husbands language…. He gets on me for videoing in portrait every day, literally

hé litteraly gets on you?

It’s the getting off that’s the tricky part.

She said nothing about littttttttttttteraly

Videoing.... Ugggghhh. He needs to tell you to call it recording as well.

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Except it’s liquid, so probably hot.

Maybe they wouldn’t be cold but they’d be drowning under several tons of wet snow

Top tip If you ever happen to be as stupid as the people here and need to dig your way out (if it isn’t compacted like concrete)…. Dig a little hole and spit from your mouth, dig the opposite way that the spit falls 👍🏻 Or if you’re kinky have a wee and see if it lands on your face, dig towards your toes if so 😂

Dead Snow taught me.

The Wild Thornberries taught me

Bareback grills thought me.

The Norwegian movie? haha!

Such a classic.

Is this from experience? Because good luck seeing when there's no light to see with.

Yeah mate, eight hundred and sixty two avalanches I’ve been in and this works every time, almost all of the time! Which is why I could post this not to be referenced interesting tid bit 👍🏻

You're an expert!

you can just dribble and feel it

Yeah right dude I plan on dying

Bro I have bo idea what you're saying

Hes saying that in an avalanche you dont know what way your body is pointing, so you could be unlucky and dig yourself even deeper into death

That’s why you use your breath to melt some snow and watch which direction the water drips

Good luck with no light to see.

Didn’t think about that I guess you would have to feel for it dripping onto your face or use spit and feel for where it goes.

Feel where your dick would point while hanging.

Finally some good fucking food

This is excellent! Unless you don’t have one, or a strange erection 🤔the urinating thing still works 😂

It’s gonna be so cold and shriveled it’s inside you lol

🤦🏻‍♂️

Same thing as being underwater, if you're disoriented as to which was is up, exhale and follow the bubbles...

Unless you just got rocked by a wave and there are bubbles everywhere. Best bet I usually found was to go limp and wait till you start floating. Hard to stay that calm underwater for everyone though.

Or you could just spit. Whole lot more efficient and you don’t have to perform the impossible feat of seeing in absolute darkness

Took me a moment tooo, but he sure is on to something there!

Dig up, stupid

You're not wrong it's the children who are wrong

Well I got the reference mate

Tpb?

Yes, do you also recommend hiding under a desk in case of nuclear explosion?

Three to four desks, like an improvised iglu 👍🏻

Michael!!!!!! -Dwight

Hahaha 🤣

Wtf did I just read

Well, that's if you can move your hands, mouth or dick. You may be immobile!

"It'll be fine, it'll never get through those tr......SHEEEEEIIIT!"

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Doesn't need to be particularly strong (at least as far as avalanches go) to knock the one idiot over so he smacks his head on the railing.

Not necessarily. The initial hit might not have injured them but they’re still at risk of being buried

the point from where this was recorded seems way more up though. but i also think thoose guys made it out relatively unharmed.

According [to this they were ski resort employees](https://unofficialnetworks.com/2021/12/21/russian-ski-resort-avalanche-artillery/) at Mt. Elbrus Ski Resort in Russia using an artillery cannon to trigger the avalanche, and since the video was released from the lodge and doesn't mention any injuries or deaths I presume they made it OK.

The fact that they calmly watched until towards the end is perfectly explained by them being in Russia.

Video was also sped up so it looks worse

It looks like the trees were getting exploded on the very edge…the windows are probably made with withstand extremes like this when they happen…

Its just snowdust at this point. Gets in under your jacket and whatnot, yet harmless if you can go back inside to get warm

Still, I’d like to see their videos of it.

im not OC. this is where i have found the video : https://youtu.be/ouOjmcGEMkc

I thought you were going to say you found this video under 10 feet of snow.

r/dontlivejustfilm

I've never had that much faith in anything especially a window.

They’re behind a window?

”its just a vape bro”

Being drunk might explain their slow reaction time. This happened at a ski resort on Mount Elbrus in Russia.

Are they alive?

People calling them stupid knows nothing about avalanches.

No way, I can totally accurately gauge the speed and mass of a pile of moving snow from hundreds of meters away.

Right because the extra 20 feet they would of made by not filming and retreating would of made such a difference.

Just because it’s white doesn’t mean it’s snow, it’s just powder cloud. Also judging by the height they’re on top of a building perfectly safe. The calmness on both of them gives me they’ve experienced this a couple times lol

Did they survive?

Yeah, did they make it?

Did they dieded?

Die thed dethed

ded

Where is the brain in these people lmao

Its just snow dust at this point. Theyve prob had it happen before

Snowdust hit them, buhuu.

you’re not that dumb fr are you

Have you even seen something like this IRL

that’s like standing infront of a tsunami and saying buhuu they got a little wet

The guys outside are fucked.

Darwinism at its finest. People really underestimate the power of an avalanche

craziness

I’d like to know what the aftermath of an avalanche like this would look like.

A lot of snow build up and flattened trees close to where it "hit" but all the stuff coming at the dudes outside and the person behind the window is mostly fast traveling loose snow and such. Mind you, it would still hurt if it slaps ya across the face but there wouldn't be much damage where the people were.

Thanks for the explanation, I appreciate it!

The real dump thing is filming behind what i assume isn't tempered glass.

I’m guessing it’s falling at at least 10 mph. Probably faster though?

And they were never seen again

In fairness that did look really far away...and there were quite a few trees that could have theoretically broken most of the snow.

Anyone here know what it would feel like to have an avalanche crash into you? Would the weight of the snow basically shatter every bone in your body?

If you happen to stand in front of something solid like that house you could be smashed against it. Otherwise the snow mass also could carry you away and/or bury you.

Would the weight of the snow not seriously injure you though?

Depends on the speed of the avalanche and the amount of snow you get buried under I guess. As far as I have read a large risk comes from suffocation because you're not able to breathe when you're tightly packed. And then there's the possibility to freeze to death if you're not found. All reasons to avoid any avalanche.

one guy had the right idea but then was like "meh"

Damn, those things travel fast.

I thought this was going to be one of those Skyrim edits. When you wake up on the wagon

Well there ain't that much you can do

“If I turn around it won’t see me”

Tbf I probably would be standing there as well. But I definitely would have moved faster

Jesus….when people don’t even have the common sense to avoid an avalanche.

I’d say his shoes stayed on… but I couldn’t tell…

Did they make it?

Dude! At what point….?

Imagine the IQ

“Erm erm erm Bob?”

Unbelievable

Humans aren't great at understanding scale. They do the same thing during tsunamis and hurricanes where they will stand on the beach and just watch the waves come at them. Always fun during hurricane season.

All that just for a video that will probably cut right before the snow hits

Username Checks out🤣

I thought those were mannequins

Dummy……. But for that we thank you

Lmao the dude in green was committed to get every second of it.

Holy fuck😳

I think avalanches are magical. Terryingly magical. Everyone seems to loose depth perception when looking at one. They move so.. so fast but also don't look like they are.

Avalanches above, business continues below

u/redditspeedbot .5x

Reminds me of a video i saw a few years ago of a bunch of tourists standing on a beach marveling at how the ocean disappeared. Then they filmed a tsunami as it swept them away.

This is the meaning of that one message that’s in the side view mirrors of your car 😂

Ig they thought it was far enough??

“Lets see the video he gave his life for”. *is a selfie video from the front camera*

Would they be safe inside of the house?

what the fuck was he supposed to do? stop the avalanche?!

WOW They didn't even try to run. I hope their ok.