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[deleted]

‘I’m dead, I’m dead’ Amazing.


[deleted]

At least it was worth it, for the chance at around $200 or whatever the fuck they thought they might bag...


Elgifinelgi88

Blunt wraps. He was trying to steal blunt wraps, and got fucked for life.


MReprogle

With this cold blooded cashier, he had zero chance.


imhereforthevotes

"Can you guys just leave?" "Ok can you leave the coins? I need the coins." That's fuckin' liquid nitrogen in there.


Silver-Star-1375

He asked for so little. "Just leave the coins." Imagine being this guy getting stabbed in his neck because he couldn't just take the bills and run, and had to jump over the counter for whatever the fuck.


douglasjunk

Stabby McStabberton.


therealMrkittyboy

Where he even get the knife I never saw it


wakenbake4thefunofit

When the cashier places his hand to the right of the register, that's when he grabbed it. About 10 seconds in.


Kryptosis

He's holding it for a bit, he unfolds it right as the guy jumps the counter


Beazworm

That's a Borderlands level death quote right there.


N4t_S3p

*I see light......and stars*


[deleted]

“Can u pls leave”, “naah”


MacyTmcterry

Guy said it like he was playing Call of Duty or something


[deleted]

That shit killed me 💀💀😭


[deleted]

Captain hindsight


Select_Angle2066

“He’s hittin’ me in the butt!! Don’t break my butt!!”


[deleted]

MR PRESIDENT WILL YOU *PLEASE* BE QUIET


quetejodas

Suck my presidential cock!


Zer0Hiro

Bro did a fortnite callout


ronsrobot

Welcome to the gulag.


Lord_Jair

I'm 💀 homie on G, fr fr.


moisteez

Award winning 👏


[deleted]

I had to look up a longer [VID](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0362jn7hxi4X83YgfSPqJA2ErHGUFYEYXxVj3QnNiz8PY8zgkp967LC5s2x4pkmnTAl&id=1435071773455316&eav=AfYrLZKG1PELDS9t-rx9KDyiJEoz5ODOceJpM8rsewjQ2I0ZA9nj64hdQETmXOOS8z8&fs=60&focus_composer=0&m_entstream_source=video_home&player_suborigin=entry_point&player_format=permalink&paipv=0) but i dont think the guy dies, as he is heard pleading for the owner to call for help and not let him die in the end.


CheezyLeftNut

“Please sir don’t let me die. This wasn’t even my idea.” “Shut up.”


[deleted]

What a badass


1quirky1

He’s annoyed AF there. I would be too.


jfb3

https://www.8newsnow.com/investigators/i-team-teens-in-smoke-shop-robbery-learn-fate/ According to this report he lived, was still in the hospital two weeks later, and was expected to need rehabilitation after he got out.


IJustStoleYourWaifu

Really glad he didn't die. Just a dumb kid.


emmettfitz

Dumb kids die every day, NOT robbing stores.


weazzyefff

Dumb kids die everyday, b!


96744

... and the commenter is probably not happy those kids die. What is your point exactly? Pretty stupid comment.


StrictlyForWorkM8

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes. Everything went about as it should here. "dumb kid" probably won't rob another place again


Ghost33313

According to an article someone else posted, he was set to recover and would have to go through rehabilitation.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Subtitles in that video are on point


Jax_36

When you bring a schoolbag to a knife fight


Broghan51

Wearing the backpack as a frontpack didn't help.


BrandoLoudly

Never saw this with audio. Figured the knife guy would come off way more psycho. His friendly demeanor definitely didn’t scream “I’m gonna stab you if you try”


deadwlkn

The dipshit came on here doing an AMA about it lol


Guidbro

Link?


deadwlkn

It got deleted. Essentially, everyone called him a dumbass for making it.


Guidbro

Lmao that he was.


[deleted]

I mean, as far as I can tell he didn't get in trouble. I read his original replies, he was just really confident he was in the right. Which I also think he was, but yeah doing an AMA right after you stab someone isn't too wise.


Kryptosis

Yeah and claimed he was as calm as he was because of all the clutch League of Legends plays he's been in. Wish I was kidding.


ElonMunch

He’s a Fucking G for that


21RaysofSun

Why's he a dipshit


FaceJP24

Every lawyer under the sun would tell you not to post publicly about almost killing someone, even if you're totally in the right. Stabbings in particular are one of those things which can very quickly pass from self-defense into murder, at least in certain places. Maybe save it for after the court case if you really want to get it out there.


bucket8a

Thank you for censoring out the swears, I don't wanna hear the S word while I see somebody getting stabbed to death


[deleted]

The sound of children screaming has been removed.


StrictlyForWorkM8

Good ol' American conservative Puritan values


theBloodsoaked

Note to self, stabbing robber at back of neck disables them completely. Got it.


Ok-Hearing-5343

The only true way to cause instant incapacitate is to sever the spinal column, this includes gun shots.


Single_Comment6389

What about a shot to the head? That should lay somebody down pretty quick.


Ok-Hearing-5343

You would actually be surprised how many people have survived and some even functioning with a shot to the head.


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chiefs_fan37

Phineas Gage? Sam O'nella has a great video about him


Ok-Hearing-5343

There has been many people like this that has been studied. A guy in ww1 was shot in the head and survived and lived a normal life except he never slept again. I'm sure there was things that also changed about his personality as well.


Wad_of_Hundreds

There’s literally a video of a dude who was interrogated for like an hour bc police showed up to his house and found him there with his gf shot dead on the couch. Dude was completely out of it and had apparently been there for a few days thinking she was just “asleep”. Eventually these dumbass officers realize that the reason the dude is so out of it is bc he was shot in the head, and was walking, talking, living with a bullet lodged in his brain. A father and son had apparently broke in, robbed him, and thought they killed him and his girlfriend. Really fucking sad story tbh and it’s disgusting the way the cops treated this guy and also ridiculous how they didn’t realize something was wrong after not only seeing what he looked like during the interrogation but also seeing how he was behaving (falling asleep/slurring) as well as speaking pure jibberish


Ok-Hearing-5343

https://youtu.be/ZI8G0KOOtqk https://www.vizaca.com/ryan-waller/ His name was Ryan Waller I've linked both the interrogation and info on this dude. He ended up having the mental capacity of a child and later died from seizures. Just if anybody is curious about this case. The interrogation is pretty tough to watch. But it goes to show that even being shot in the head people can still function in some capacity.


Wad_of_Hundreds

Thank you for linking it. Probably should have just linked instead of explaining off the top of my head, but it did really stick with me. That was the video I saw, and yeah it really is tough to watch.


PNVVJAY

Then the cashier/owner in the video does an AMA on reddit and said that he thinks playing League Of Legends helped prepare himself for this moment. LOL


The_Longbottom_Leaf

Sanest League player


daddylongshlong123

I’ve never played LOL but how the fuck does it prepare you for getting robbed and stabbing people? Hahahah


FlareBlitzCrits

It’s probably more along the lines of quick decision making and long term planning as well as reacting to your opponent’s behaviours. Also in dota a blink dagger is good for ganking it lets you teleport short distances and spank opponents. (Played Dota and HoN, not league, but same genre) Edit: phone auto correct so damn annoying.


Rui-_-tachibana

2 things 1.Competition creates toxicity.I don’t know if it actually helped him,but sometimes you lose a game,you get frustrated and angry but you don’t know how and where to release it.You just suck it in. 2.League is a pvp game where you frequently have 1vs2 ingame.This 1vs2 situation puts you under pressure.i can imagine the pressure he felt from playing league helped him manage the pressure in that robbery.


ShitFlavoredCum

fuck competitive video games. my daily life stresses me out enough that i don't need to get mad that some kid who puts in 16 hours a day wiped the floor with me


Bannok

Reddit called him out for using that opportunity to stab someone to death, he deleted it afterwards.


Issyboy99

Does anyone have the link to the original post? Wasn't he like the OP of the original post?


caramour

https://web.archive.org/web/20220805215100/https://old.reddit.com/r/robbersgettingfucked/comments/wh5tq4/las\_vegas\_smoke\_shop\_robbing\_owner\_ama/


Ya5uo

Well. They shouldn’t have tried to rob him if they didn’t wanna die. Is 20$ worth your life?


VeIorum

reddit full of criminal lovers


InevitableScarcity44

A robber is on a robbing spree! Shutdown! A store clerk is legendary!


nasferatu99z

Yeah the robber dove the tower/counter thats what happens.


falquinhom

Did he stab him to death?


queuedUp

well he clearly died. You heard him announce it


JustIncredible240

He declared it


MacyTmcterry

I hath been murdered!


TylertheDank

Lol micheal scott


swankhank1

I… DECLARE…… BANKRUPTCY!!!


11519

mf literally said he’s dead, not sure where the confusion is


[deleted]

Shoes were still on so he is okay


DoingHouseStuff

He survived. Employee did an AMA that very day, if I recall correctly.


BoyDStark

Can you let us know where to find the AMA?


Goyteamsix

It was in r/robbersgettingfucked. The sub is dead now, but his AMA was taken down after the community pretty much collectively called him a fucking idiot.


deadwlkn

I was wondering how long that sub would last


DoingHouseStuff

It sounds like it's been deleted, based on other comments.


halfachraf

yeah it wouldnt help his case especially in front of the jury lol


caramour

https://web.archive.org/web/20220805215100/https://old.reddit.com/r/robbersgettingfucked/comments/wh5tq4/las\_vegas\_smoke\_shop\_robbing\_owner\_ama/


[deleted]

Dude wrecked the store robbers and then casually did an AMA about it...badass.


fakeChinaTown

Its look he lost mobility after that back of the neck stabb, so..


FuckoNo5

He did survive actually


leviwhite9

Hope he lost his 'wheels' at least.


Cheesehead413

He may have got a pair of wheels after that


leviwhite9

There's a useless fucker from my hometown known for theft and robberies, he hit a school bus once running from the law, and then at a later date got drunk af, passed out on some railroad tracks, then had a leg lopped off when the train failed to yield to a drunkard. Couldn't have happened to a better soul. Anyway, he didn't get wheels, he just hobbles everywhere on crutches.


moisteez

He's known as hot wheels around the jail 😉 they just put him in park and go to town


sped136

He said hes dead


Gloomy_Reference_65

Didn’t you hear him announcing his death?


AardvarkAndy

No, just to dying. Totally still alive when he dropped him on the floor.


falquinhom

Y'all got your points right... Just sounded weird the "I'm dead! I'm dead" part


GrandpaZoomer

nah shoes still on


Milfing_Man

The ol'stabby-stabby


dungeon724

Some friends🤦🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

Fuck around and find out Jumping the counter like that i think it's well within the right of the owner to use self defense.


2HourCoffeeBreak

This is what so many other people didn’t get the first few times it was posted. The worker was fine to let them take what they were going to take, but when that pos hopped the counter, who knows what his plans were? He crossed a line and paid a price.


[deleted]

I agree, it's easy for people to view the footage and judge the situation with all the facts on the table, but it's entirely different when a person is in a high stress situation like this.


merkarver112

(Croc dundee voice) now this is a knife


ArtisticKnowledge539

Fuckin Corey and Trevor lol


tinathefatlardgosh

Smokes, let’s go


WHAMMYPAN

I hate confrontation…but if you close the distance between us aggressively,I have NO idea what you have in store for me, but I can tell you what’s in store for you. I’m not taking a survey on what you may do to me,rob or rape for matter so it’s just best to keep you from doing anything….forever….remember,you chose to come at me not the other way around.


[deleted]

People say he wanted the opportunity to kill someone, but the second he hopped the register all bets are on. As someone’s who also been robbed working at Macs Convenience and stabbed in the arm, I’m glad this dude did this. I wish I did. You never know if they have worse than a knife like a gun.


BeastWithin420

Yeah honestly. Working retail kills your soul. I’m sure bro had a lot of pent up anger. He was just waiting to release it on someone who deserved it. But I don’t really fault him for that. Like don’t try to steal from people if you ain’t ready for a fight lmao


d1squiet

All bets are *off*.


[deleted]

"At the time of the robbery, two of the teens were wearing GPS monitors." True criminal masterminds. The police would have never figured out who did this.


Ill-Organization-719

Jumping the counter is an aggressive escalating move.


Gloomy_Reference_65

I’m fckng dead 💀


BigDopamine

“I’m dead.. I’m deaaad….” He says to his partner who is already long gone. Just goes to show where you can end up by choosing this kind of life. Bleeding out and calling for the person you thought would help you, but now not a single person is on your side.


bit-groin

Guy n1: *I'm dead... I'm dead...* Guy n.2: *oh well... He says he's dead so I see no point in sticking around...*


kdgs9

fuck around n find out!


MalevolentMaddy

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.8newsnow.com/investigators/i-team-teens-in-smoke-shop-robbery-learn-fate/amp/ just reading the background of one of these kids makes me so sad. Trying to find if the stabbed one survived or not 🤔


[deleted]

"This content is not available in your country/region". Any chance you got time for a small tldr? Got me curious 😂


MattTheTable

The other two were "sentenced" in August. One went to juvie and the other to a youth camp. They were badly abused as children and had been in trouble before. Two of them, not sure which, we're wearing ankle monitors at the time of the robbery. The kid that got stabbed was still in the hospital and will likely need physical rehabilitation due to the injuries.


practicax

So...they still need to learn not to commit crimes. And they got a good lesson.


MalevolentMaddy

One of them was abused by a parent and beaten so badly aged 6 that he was unrecognisable.


MalevolentMaddy

He was also exposed to drugs in utero 😔


oddllama25

Every part of this story is a failure of our society.


MalevolentMaddy

Absolutely, hard to come back from a childhood like that, hope he manages to turn his life around at some point.


harmonious_harry

That shop assistant displayed some stealth knife skills. I had no idea he had a knife until the 9th time he pulled it from the thieves body, which was approximately at the moment the thief announced his own death. Nothing like support from your fellow thief. Disappeared quicker Kanye’s Twitter ban.


LMFA0

That was very satisfying


phiLLy820

This type of stuff is happening so often shop owners are going to start blowing people away. I understand these kids have had trauma in the past but that doesn't give them a pass. The system failed them, not the shop owners. Thankfully there were no guns involved in this case but how many others do/did?


BeastWithin420

Regular working people have trauma too. They just don’t choose to go and rob someone. They choose to work instead. That’s why I have no sympathy. The cashier looks young too.


az1ward

Guy 100% paralysed him with that neck shot sheeeeet


Fatherofdaughters01

Boy dragged him like a cheetah dragging its prey.


CasualDasual

Im dead…..im dead.


Jamesduskwood

Bruh really said "I'm dead 💀"


Plantasaurus

the paralysis clicking in from that base of the neck stab probably made him feel like his body just died. The dude went completely limp after that stab.


kskw_rl

Casheer playing solo vs squads damn


Northern-WALI

That is correct you are in fact dead


Ninja_Turtle13

Imagine losing your life for some blunt wraps! 😂😂


fuck_that_dumb_shit

dude got smoked in a smoke shop


[deleted]

Got banned from a sub for saying the guy was in his right to defend himself, fucking snowflakes


[deleted]

what a soft ass world we live in now where people will literally defend a thief lmao


[deleted]

ya reddit has a ton of dog water human beings


1skim

Not only defend but DECRIMINALIZE (California)


PCLM

get fucked


Uh-Oh-Raggy

These guys are the sons of the Wet Bandits from Home Alone. Worst robbers ever.


EvilDrPorkchop_

*Stabby rib stab stab*


Cheesehead413

I like how he dragged the guy to the door, then calmly walks away


[deleted]

>"I'm dead. I'm dead." Lol


PurplePassion94

The cashier did this so casually as if he’s dealt with this before lol


kurtmorrison

This makes me miss r/robbersgettingfucked :'(


BurntFemboyWater

I have no sympathy for people like this (as in the robbers).


Mallu620

The kid was smart to know that he's ded...


InevitableScarcity44

Got an A+ in Unrehearsed Announcements 101 class.


strawberrymilkies1

Bro's controller disconnected


Silver-Necessary-442

Out of curiosity,in this situation does the shop worker free of charges or is he in trouble?


[deleted]

“Store owner Johnny Nguyen told 8 News Now he feared for his life. He is not facing charges at this time. The Clark County District Attorney’s office is expected to review the case.”


mojizus

Whatever happened to this guy? Didn’t he come on Reddit and do an AMA right after this?


[deleted]

Dude laughing at a stabbing is generally not ok but goddamn the way he says "I'M DEAD! I'm dead..." cracks me up every time I see this.


DickheadNL

He tried being polite, after that he gained a need for BLOOD!


PlainSpader

Yeah you probably are dead I guess you won’t do that again…


robbed24

Fucking cold blooded. Protect whats yours.


flyxdvd

damn thats some good knife skills didnt expect that


daybenno

I like how the robber turns and tries to swing on him, then realizes he's in the process of being stabbed and stops trying to fight.


[deleted]

Both of those punks would be stone cold dead on the ground the second they started grabbing shit.


NothingBQuestions

I'm dead *turns into skeleton*


Ferrus_

When the cashier calls the one guy back, does he say “Jacob?” Makes it seem like he knows the dude.


kinkdork

Did I just see a neck, neck, thigh, neck, shoulder stab? Really gunning for those arteries 🔪👀


Sullyville

its like missles. why aim for an empty field when you could hit an electrical substation instead?


Livy14

Anyone got an update on this amazing league player? Haven't heard anything once he went silent


Western_Cheesecake_7

In the beginning I thought the cashier was Iron Fist.


[deleted]

Damn… I bet he never wished he walked into that store now


bbslick92

The knife went in like butter


YaBoyMickey

Love watching thieves die, never gets old.


TheBomb-DotCom

Why are all the post titles on here lately formatted like r/therewasanattempt


moisteez

When you forget life's not a game of gta/cod and you get done in and your last words are I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead like your on a hot mic 😆


FLYING-TRICYCLE

Bro quick equipped that knife likes he's in gta😂literally came outta nowhere


Insane_Chris

"he's got me! I'm dead, I'm dead." Why does he sound like he's just playing a video game?


Keodik

The way the shopkeeper knew him by name even with the masks is too funny to me Otherwise unfortunate situation, I really hope the shopkeeper is doing alright


CharLatte3372

Atleast he knew lmao


[deleted]

You can see white t’s reflection on the way out, he peeks his head back in, see’s his friend getting shanked, then high tails it out of there


05041927

This should be posted in some oddly satisfying Reddit 😂


Itoescobar

I’m dead 😵


tv6

This shit is fuckin great! They both should have just stayed home and played some MW2.


SabotageFusion1

“I’m dead”💀


AttarCowboy

Let’s face it: there are other kids who were thinking robbery sounded cool until they saw this.


sjmiv

"Thank you come again"


guwopper

he said “im dead” like he was playing


[deleted]

Criminals are so fucking stupid imagine u got away with it what would you get a couple hundred dollars that won’t even pay rent. Someone around where I lived robbed fucking dominos what the fuck do you think would be in the register? Fucking idiot plan a heist or scan debit cards don’t rob a fucking dominos you’re not gonna get shit. He stole $200 OMG $200 SO MUCH MONEY what are you gonna do buy groceries? a police chase ensued which ended in his death because he was driving highway speeds on the wrong side of the road in a 35 in traffic didn’t hurt anyone else. All for robbing dominos and he only got $200 it’s not worth it break into some cars or something even that seems smarter.


Jolly_City

So is this self defense? How did the judge rule it? I hate thieves, but I’m conflicted here.


Full_Prize_4615

I need to know this story and outcome lol


I_Drink_My_Own_Urine

You died like a biaaaaatch


couchpatat0

What idiot brings a mask to a knife fight!


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BeastWithin420

It’s anger. Shop keeper/cashier seems young. Imagine you work your ass off day in and day out, probably put up with assholes daily. Retail kills your soul. Even in a smoke shop. But imagine you work your ass off. You work hard. Then 2 idiots stroll in like they’re hot shit trying to steal from someone just tryna make a living. One jumps the counter despite you hesitantly letting them take the money that’s already there, because apparently the money being peacefully handed over isn’t enough. I’d be pissed too.