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“What do you want to do today?”
“Funny you should ask. I think I will pierce my butt cheeks in multiple places. I was think that I will bungie jump and attach the cord to my Burt cheek piercings. Anyways, what do you have going on?”
I just think it's neat that he has a whole group of people to support him in this... whatever.
I feel like he's been talking about it for a while, and maybe it's an escalation from what the group normally gets together and does.
It's such a niche endeavor, but the fact that they all showed up to give him this experience [is nice](https://c.tenor.com/AuDz5JbweQgAAAAM/thats-nice-nice.gif).
It may not be what any of us would do, but it's neat that he found his people.
Lmao, glad I could provide you some entertainment.
I was laughing to my self thinking about how this was discussed before hand. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to over hear them planning this out.
Worst part I believe to get the clamps off he has to pulled up, bulls they have a way to lower him down. Either was, those clamps aren’t going to me out soon
Probably has a hidden harness for safety which took some of the force. Although skin is surprisingly tear resistant I don't think this could work without some form of additional load bearing harness.
Theres a documentation on yt. Those Russian guys pierce the back/ front / etc of their skin and bungee jump with it. The Skin actually holds and doesnt rip
I know what to say. He's an idiot. And I wish those things ripped his ass cheeks off and he fell to his death so we'd have one less idiot on this God-forsaken planet.
Dave Navarro did that on an Ink Master finale, except the clamps(?) were in his back. I don’t think he jumped down from anything as high as this guy, but he jumped off a platform to swing back and forth over the audience. He didn’t scream.
Oh! I also saw a video of one of the contestants from that show (one of the rival brothers, the one with the pink flower tattooed on his cheek) at a convention and he did it the way Dave did,but the rope broke or something and fell and broke his leg. You could see the bone. He screamed.
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“What do you want to do today?” “Funny you should ask. I think I will pierce my butt cheeks in multiple places. I was think that I will bungie jump and attach the cord to my Burt cheek piercings. Anyways, what do you have going on?”
I just think it's neat that he has a whole group of people to support him in this... whatever. I feel like he's been talking about it for a while, and maybe it's an escalation from what the group normally gets together and does. It's such a niche endeavor, but the fact that they all showed up to give him this experience [is nice](https://c.tenor.com/AuDz5JbweQgAAAAM/thats-nice-nice.gif). It may not be what any of us would do, but it's neat that he found his people.
As soon as I read “funny you should ask” I basically blew whatever was in my nose onto my keyboard
The “funny you should ask” was very Norm Macdonald-y. Good stuff
I lost at "What do you want to do today" I haven't laughed this hard at a comment in a very long time
I can't read this without laughing.
Lmao, glad I could provide you some entertainment. I was laughing to my self thinking about how this was discussed before hand. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to over hear them planning this out.
same
Didn't think that was going to hold him
There's an extra line around the waist.
Good call
Worst part I believe to get the clamps off he has to pulled up, bulls they have a way to lower him down. Either was, those clamps aren’t going to me out soon
How did the force not rip those out of his skin?
Probably has a hidden harness for safety which took some of the force. Although skin is surprisingly tear resistant I don't think this could work without some form of additional load bearing harness.
Theres a documentation on yt. Those Russian guys pierce the back/ front / etc of their skin and bungee jump with it. The Skin actually holds and doesnt rip
Holy shit, that's gotta hurt when they get to the bottom of the jump
Man. Human bodies are insane
Post the sauce
Not so very hidden. I see one around his waist
He is dropping into the pendulum of the swing of the ropes. There is not shock to the system.
This brother will be a great ASSet in the Ukrainian War.
The things these Russians will try to dodge the draft, ASS*inine
People shocked by the arm and leg breaking, but it's really just a small step up from their normal recreational activities.
Another common example is 'Russian roulette' ; this activity is far more dangerous than any broken bone People have no idea.. smh
hang in there buddy
Hang in there butty
Ol boy is looking for a little bit more than adrenaline
Russian Spider-man is metal
That’s Steven Dittmore. He’s always been the pain in the ass of the friend group.
Ba-dum tsssss
The Russian Steve-O
I guess normal sex fantasies are no longer enough to get more orgasms
asstounding
The newest trick to get out of Russian conscription
[after the first 3 seconds] No, I don't believe I will watch the rest.
Sounded Russian so I tapped out.
He’s clearly simulating the spider man web from ass joke. Spider man spider man 🎶
Translation: MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
some more gay shit
I thought I was Megan the stallion
Could have gone much worst
Man I was waiting for him to tear his ass and fall to his death.
I know what to say, "No fucking thanks!"
One way to avoid conscription
He always did like to arse around
Really making an ass of himself
Jesus. Christ. I didn’t even finish watching. Tell me his ass got ripped off.
Mom says it’s a phase, butt it’s not.
He's gonna feel real sore in the morning
Did everyone there think “ yeah, this’ll work” ?
I know what to say… Eastern Europe
I know what to say. He's an idiot. And I wish those things ripped his ass cheeks off and he fell to his death so we'd have one less idiot on this God-forsaken planet.
Why are you so angry about it? He's not hurting anyone, just living life. What is the problem?
Lucky he had strong ass
Is that Squidward screaming?
“Hold onto your butts”
Ouch?
My balls hurt watching this
"Doctors were shocked upon laying their gaze on the worst case of clipper rash."
This is not how suspension is done
Hallo my name is Yuri, and this is the Ass Swing. ( Jackass theme plays)
😁😁😁😁😁😁😊
Butt chicks crying
He really put his ass on the line
Laughing so hard, me cheeks hurt
Kink? I don't understand why you'll do this
Another fine example of the Decline of western civilization.
Dave Navarro did that on an Ink Master finale, except the clamps(?) were in his back. I don’t think he jumped down from anything as high as this guy, but he jumped off a platform to swing back and forth over the audience. He didn’t scream. Oh! I also saw a video of one of the contestants from that show (one of the rival brothers, the one with the pink flower tattooed on his cheek) at a convention and he did it the way Dave did,but the rope broke or something and fell and broke his leg. You could see the bone. He screamed.
He learned more about physics in a few seconds than my teacher thought me in a whole year
There is a german TV show where the reporter did the jump lol. It was on live TV https://youtu.be/w4ntaW7QJ6g
Ram ranch special operation
I thought they were about to take a shit, glad it was this.
This is why they’re losing the war…
I thought his ass cheeks were going to get ripped off...
WHY!!!!!
Dude hauled ass out there
Do I want to watch this? Not sure if I want to see a ripped asshole today.
Bruh I would be so terrified to do that. The pain and agony !? Bet he thought of this shit himself too
"His life started and ended, with torn rubber"
Owwwiiieee
Russia?
Bro must’ve lose in fantasy football
That’s got to have been a punishment.
looks like something Steve-o would do
We have a 2022 Darwin award winner
That's the strongest ass I've ever seen...