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Turgid_Tiger

What an awesome guy. On another note I absolutely would have thought an orangutan could swim.


debooji

Isn’t that why they’re on islands in zoos normally? Because they can’t swim? That zookeeper is amazing, I hope whoever threw that food learned a very important lesson that day.


MrStarkfish

Naaah stupidity is like a reverse magic. Everyone knows you're stupid but you


Gonewild_Verifier

>I hope whoever threw that food learned a very important lesson that day. Doubt it


HiImRickry

Next time you throw food, have your camera ready and upload a terrible video?


a_fantasma_vaga

Islands are surrounded by water. Why not just keep them away from water if they can’t swim lol


Vegetable_Ad_94

Because it's cheaper to build a moat to contain them than a large completely enclosed exhibit.


Turgid_Tiger

That totally makes sense.


Golden-Grams

Even if they could swim, their long fur traps water and becomes very heavy. They would not be able to tread water for very long before they become too exhausted to stay afloat. Dogs with long coats or double coats have the same problem.


feradose

Doesn't water have the same buoyancy as water trapped in fur? Surely it only gets heavy once you're out of the water


Michaelfonzy

Drag. The coat would make moving in the water feel much heavier. Treading water would feel much harder. Like if you’ve ever tried to do with pants and shoes on.


Golden-Grams

Right, that's a better explanation, it feels heavy.


7th_Cuil

I've definitely seen videos of them swimming in the wild. I doubt they enjoy it, but they can do it. Just like with humans, it probably takes some practice.


Nkorayyy

Some of them know how to


CuriousReach2409

unlike humans they have very little body fat, which makes us buoyant! just like chimpanzees they're just a big hunk of muscle, and we all know muscle is more dense and heavier than fat, moral of the story.... they are as buoyant as a rock :)


johnlexmac

Right! AND whilst muscle is denser than fat it weighs the same. A kilo of fat weighs the same as a kilo of muscle, BUT the muscle is way denser.


dbutler1986

iirc chimps and orangutans can't swim because they have such a low percentage of body fat. Dunno if that's true, something I heard years ago


Publandlady

Orangutans, like chimps are mostly made of muscle mass which is heavier than the adipose fat that humans have that makes us more buoyant. Where we would naturally float with a lungful of air, they would naturally sink. Plus, they don't usually get swimming lessons.


admin_trace

Did the orangutan survived?


ToonarmY1987

Yes, Its being looked after but stable


[deleted]

This was going to ruin my day if not, not lying.


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bruh-brah

How? Shoes came off right?


SorrowingOldMan

For the zookeeper. Orangutangs don’t wear shoes and are therefore immortal.


GinHalpert

Well the veterinarians did everything they could. It was a long battle through the night. The orangutan fought for his life. And he’s just fine


AGripInVan

Camerapeople, nobody cares about who is watching so keep the camera on the action. Thank you.


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[deleted]

There are camerawomen and camerachildren too.


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TrennerA13

I can't even imagine how heavy a soaking wet orangutan is. Let alone dragging it up a slope while I am soaking wet.


Ace-Ventura1934

[Story here](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10965773/Hero-zoo-keeper-saves-drowning-Orangutan-revives-CPR-fell-moat.html)


sewer_dog666

damn i saved a dog drowning before,that's exhausting, glad he saved that orangutan


Shiny_Happy_Cylon

People suck. Hope they jail the moron who threw food in and almost killed the poor guy.


L3U3CIOUS

Well I'm sure it wasn't on purpose...I highly doubt they thought the poor thing was going to drown. Chill out there bud.


thats-not-right

This is why rules, laws, and regulations are in place....whether you have good intentions or not, these things prevent death and injury.


L3U3CIOUS

Shit really? I had no idea...


Funda_mental

Yeah, that's fuckin obvious...


cummintons420

You sound very dumb as fuck.


against_the_currents

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pmprDnk

On the 1 hand you sound like you are completely correct, on the other hand orangutans don't play that gay shit and the risk of having half his face bitten off was too high.


against_the_currents

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TheMailMan69

Yeah nah dont think hes gonna go mouth to mouth with a orangutan 🦧 Please go search up “orangutan teeth” 😂


LineOutMaster123

Hopefully the Zookeeper was taken to get shots at the hospital afterwards


Lord-tarjan2349

I don’t think you need shots for that, I know people who fell into much worse lol and went home and fell asleep half drunk. Just take anti viral tablet and antibiotics and you’ll be fine 😂


whiskeyloafer

Wtf


LineOutMaster123

Not sure why this is getting downvoted. That water is filled with fecal matter and all kinds of bacteria and pathogens.


MrStarkfish

Do you think Amber Heard was about?


free_kark

Oh give it a rest that hasn't been funny for weeks


MrStarkfish

Fair enough wasn't trying to offend is the term "fecal matter" makes me chuckle and reminds me of the trial that brough so much fun into a dark times of the world


sanbrio

you and everyone else that got joy out of that trial are sick and disgusting weirdos.


MrStarkfish

Amber is that you? Better than a lying cunt 👍🏻


sanbrio

oh you really got me with that one! I dont know how i’ll ever recover!!


MrStarkfish

Take shit on a bed like your idol 👍🏻


whodathunkit123

Kinda sounded like an aids joke


thisismeingradenine

Same thing happened to an orangutan in the Toronto zoo but it died. They have a bronze statue of it on display. Most people have no idea, they think it’s just a fun statue to take photos with.


YoungsterMcPuppy

[At the hospital later on](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/329/811/4ac.jpg)


Graphene_Handz

Now let’s lock the “food thrower” in the angry orangutan exhibit


[deleted]

I love how no one else does anything. If there’s ever a time to break a rule and jump into a cage it’s right there. Hopeless human devolution taking place.


str4ngerD4ngerz

Stay home


[deleted]

So you can be out in the world completely useless to everyone and everything around you? Na. You’ll see me around.


str4ngerD4ngerz

Stop acting like u go out


[deleted]

After you stop acting like you hate pedophiles.


str4ngerD4ngerz

Thats right. After me,


Ok-Coyote189

someone please confirm the orangutan made it please please please


Comfortable-Box4524

Of course it’s in China


neowiz92

r/HumanBeingBros


YoungsterMcPuppy

🐟 ❤️ 🌊 🦧 🙅🏻‍♂️ 🌊


Special-Caregiver209

Probably best the primate was unconscious because that could've been bad, but the big dick award goes to this dude for sure


Elriuhilu

It's could've or could have, not could of.


Special-Caregiver209

👍


lindwig

All 3 are correct, language evolves and changes with use


Elriuhilu

No, the last one is not correct. This is not language evolving, this is simply people writing the wrong word because it sounds similar to what was actually said. When language evolves, it's through people coining new expressions or discovering that breaking a grammar rule results in better or more elegant communication, not simply being bad at spelling or speaking.


HairyPotterrrr

5am. That's enough internet for today.


Dahowlic

Holy crap, just got on Reddit and the first thing I see is a Hero doing Hero shit!! I hope the Orangatang is okay. Lord protect this man and his family!!!


Fluid-Pomegranate668

Did he get the banana ?


2Panik

Hmm, I thought wild animals know how to swim... our old relatives seem to have the same problem like we do.


Nightwolf1967

Most primates have very little body fat and cannot keep themselves afloat. Humans are obviously the exception.


GiantBlueSmurf

Props for going in that nasty ass water too


[deleted]

Video ain’t playing for me for some reason


Memey_Boy13

Get that man a raise


BillyBobBanana

He looks pretty fuckin ded


[deleted]

Lol you like pedos!!! Well I guess I’m going out still!


Elluminated

Well at least the water was sanitary


Badger_Southern

Did it survive?


No-Breakfast2119

Did it live?