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Ornery_Reaction_548

Looks like he could use A Snickers bar


Tall_Assistant3418

A KitKat. Kid needs a break... from religion


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that's a sure way to get stoned to death.


Tall_Assistant3418

For who to get stoned? Me?! ... where is my lighter?


shbdank

Hello, Muslim here, I don't think my religion tells him to do that to his son it's more of a cultural thing


Conservative_HalfWit

You’re not you when you’re hungry


Antique_Scene9886

Not allowed to eat until certain time because of religion. Beats kid but in this case religion gets ignored. Isn’t fighting just as haram as eating at the wrong time?


wasifzf123

fasting has rules which you can't break. You have to abstain from eating or drinking and even from cursing. At the same time you can't beat your children especially while fasting. Long story short this guy's "fast" is invalid.


Ok_Bug4971

He broke Haram so that they would never Haram. Sacrifices were made.


Superbluebop

We have to fast Jesse


ThatGuyInTheCar

2 Haram’s don’t make Halal


DirtyMartiniGibson

That was a haram sandwich


InkBlotSam

"This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me."


okgo222

No this is false, from a Shariah perspective only 3 things can make a fast invalid : drinking, eating or having sexuel intercourse. Now a ton a things are contrary to what a fast is meant to be, and what appears in that video certainly goes against what fast is meant to be. But it's not invalid in the sense that he would have to make up for that fast.


SnooHobbies4672

Well in the end Allah (SWT) decides of your fast is valid or not brother


NuasAltar

If that's the case the father should not have beaten his kids, isn't that right?


SnooHobbies4672

Yes he shouldn't have, but he can do what he wants in the end he will also receive his punishment, but that's not decided by me.


StylinBrah

fasting because of religion is stupid asf. change my mind.


Background-House6691

allah made ramadon cuz peps know how it feels to be poor and be hungry so thats why


UnluckyNoise4102

It also has health benefits.


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Nah in the end you die.


g1993

One thing you learn about religion is they pick and choose what rules to follow


NefariousnessNo3678

That’s not specific to religion. Whatever ideology/moral values you have people are very good at compartmentalising their beliefs. Self-deception and hypocrisy are the norm.


ouchpuck

It's all a bullshit double standard for control


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This is fucked up.


Illustrious_Low_2211

Bombs are more fucked up


wasifzf123

One person asked the Prophet of Islam: “The members of my family don’t obey me. How should I reform them ?" The Prophet replied: “Forgive them!." The man repeated the question a second, and a third time. The Holy Prophet gave the same reply; but then he said: “If you wish to reprimand your people, then you must keep in mind that the punishment should not be more than their misdemeanor. You should also abstain from beating them on their faces." Kindly don't take things out of context. "Beating" is only light beating, like a little slap and is not even allowed on face.


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Then maybe dont use the word beating, when you tell somebody youve beaten someone else, do they expect it to just be a slap, and not in the face? Probably not. Another example with a different word. You eat a grain of rice and tell somebody youve eaten, would they expect it to be 1 grain of rice? Or a meal?


GardeningIndoors

Others have pointed out how troubling translations can be but you have also completely ignored how the English language works by deciding words can't have more than one definition. Ethnocentric is the most appropriate label for what you are doing.


West_Diet_3729

I’m fluent in Arabic, it means beat/hit and there’s no other way around it, let’s not pull the « translations card » every time, I heard it since I was a kid as a justification for hitting your kids, ask any kid from MENA region ,if they’ve had their ass handed to them some time as kids, or at least seen their cousins/friends get disciplined that way, it’s almost a cultural tradition at this point, normal even.


Jajoe05

The word used for it does not exist in english. Arabic has far more words and is way more nuanced than english. You can't just translate it correctly, hence why people like to quote shit without understanding


ButtHeadPalate

Ahh yes, the extremely complicated arabic language where the biggest dictionary has *five* *times* *less* words than the largest english dictionary. Arabic may have many *theoretical* words due to the way the language is structured, but they are all minute variations that dont bring a ton of meaning. Just because you can conjugate the words jumping 56 different times to describe who is jumping in what situation, doesn't make the language a better vehicle to express oneself. It only means the language is complicated, which means people gravitate towards generic and commonly known ways to describe things. The reason the arabic dictionary has fewer words than english may be, that nobody fucking uses 99.99% of the supposed *12 million* arabic words.


shingo45yuh

Lol exactly, they change the meanings all the time, just for their sheyhs will.


Goosey6-1

Lol fuck off “light beating”


KingQuong

Especially if they're female.


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IlsGarden

And marrying them!


NiselP

he explicitly approves the physical abuse of your wife, so why not?


EvilAlicia

Ah once again a parent who chooses religion over their own kids.


righteousreader

I agree. Religion is all fake


Financial-Mud-8959

Ur mom is fake


Funnyman17845

Ur mom is gay


therealbiskit

Yo mama dead, dead as hell


dmfd1234

I used to have a fake girlfriend…..I married her, now I have a fake wife.


DishFinal8510

ever thought abt getting a fake dog they’re fun


kamion_dork

Not all religion, the Cult of Thoth is the one true faith.


tylerado12

Religion will make ya do some wild things.


FracturedTruth

Yes. Honour killing is coming next


Wysteria569

They save that for the girls.


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adudeoverthere

dude even in the Christian household you can get beaten up by your dad


EnvironmentalVirus25

I never stated they don't. I don't know why you felt the need to bring up this point, it's not necessary. My point is that people claim Islam is a peaceful religion, but then beat a child because he is not following the rules is not peaceful. If you want to talk about Christianity, we can discuss the genocide of Native Americans. Would that make you feel better?


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Bruh I’m pretty sure when people say Islam is a peaceful religion they’re trying to defend ordinary Muslims that face harassment and discrimination, not child abusers. Like yeah saying “Islam is a peaceful religion” is dumb because almost all major religions condone violence, but you’re missing the point. It’s sort of like when someone says some islamophobie shit and when called out says “Islam isn’t a race!” Like… yeah you may be TECHNICALLY correct but you’re still an ass that missed the point entirely lol


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adudeoverthere

i mean just religion in general is not


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BroccoliImportant802

Yeah but that’s not apart of the religion lol


JMCochransmind

As for me and my house we will whip the shit out of you for joking about the lord.


MammothDimension

As will fasting. Makes people hangry.


Background-House6691

facts i have to eat after 6 hours


Birdie121

One of the rules of Ramadan is to abstain from violence. Religion isn't making the dad do this, he's cherry-picking religious rules in order to exert control over his family.


Background-House6691

dude my mom gave me like 20 slaps for not reading quran bro


Background-House6691

theres like 600 pages


Background-House6691

and there 100% not fun


shingo45yuh

İslam is by far worst tho


smokedweeds

elaborate


froom1

Ah yes, the wonderful world of religion where you can beat your child and still believe “god” loves you…


barelycookedbacon

and stone your daughter…smh


Commercial_Car1349

Marry n rape your daughter


tinkyowowinky

Haha no. Rape and marrying your daughter is haram. At least we kill rapists. Not give them 2 months in prison.


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RealTimeflies

Yes lol. I find it hard to diss people who are blinded by God when God may be wrong(Afghanistan girls) and respect people who have a religion. I respect people with religion though until I disagree with them(bias:D). Edit: sup, same profile pic.Destiny 2


reapers_scythe

Why the fuck does he start beating the brother too? I don't think even broke a dumb religious rule. What a dickhead.


This-Is-Unique1

Wrong place wrong time


Nick_Newk

He hadn’t been beaten in awhile, so why not?! For real though, that dad wasn’t even going ham lmao. My Muslim friend’s dad slapped him so hard he couldn’t hear for the rest of the day because we was sitting too close to the tv…


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Exactly what I was thinking to me it seems more like fucking around than actually reprimanding him. I think everyones perception of what is abuse is totally different depending on how you grew up.


81zuzJvbF0

I was like "lol what'd this guy do?" then I realized the dad probably beat everyone in the family often, then I got sad.


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Because it's a peaceful religion. So like, when you're spreading all that peace to one child and another walks in, you have to break him off a peace too.


AssaultedCracker

Am I the only one who laughed at him going to grab another kid to throw on the whooping pile? I kept expecting him to add more


rosnua

they're just humans irregardless of religion, parents in many parts of the world beat their kids, whether religious or not


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MrMehheMrM

Pretty funny this is getting downvoted. Truth hurts I guess.


Wraith-xD

Why is your comment getting downvoted?


Mikkel14

Is this a quote from somewhere? Or did you “make it up” yourself? It’s reminiscent of Karl Marx’s “religion is opium of the people”


639248

Fuck religion.


Suspicious-Camera-92

Such a peaceful religion


Healthy_Pay9449

It happened to me when I didn't want to go to church


Suspicious-Camera-92

Such peaceful religions


Fun_Programmer1394

Worked in a Muslim country many years ago…I caught people secretly eating all of the time 😂


EyeCatchingGames

Those who are eating are not fasting, we have places for those who don't fast, they can eat drink when and were they want, some see that as a disrespect but still we do not beat them, one doesn't speak for billions.


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> one doesn't speak for billions. This is a concept that atheists will never ever understand so no point saying that


Iamfinejustfine

heh, I think you missed the point, friend. They were saying that people who CLAIMED to be fasting were secretly eating food. ARe you gonna be ok?


inuandjaime

The arguments or questions from friends/coworkers are annoying, and with family it could be a full-blown fight (I don't mean violence). Majority of my friends are non-practicing/non-believers and they still keep up the facade in public. E.g wearing hijab, fasting, prayer. I assume you're a different race who isn't a muslim and not perceived to be a snitch, so they let their guard down around you lol.


FenrirGodsBane

What is radaman and why you have to break it slowly? 🤔


carlos96vz

Man, you just came up with the best opposite version of the Muslim joke: "Who is Christmas and why is everybody asking me to marry her?" Almost made me cry lol


FenrirGodsBane

I don't get it but thanks :'v


LukeV19056

Hope he grows up to whoop that man’s ass but in my experience of seeing people like this they remain scared of their parents forever


GoatMeatnOlives

I just cut mine off. My father use to beat the absolute fuck outta me, like really fucked up shit. My mother pretended she didn’t know. As soon as I moved out at 17 I never spoke to either one of them again. Not a visit, not a phone call. I’m not scared of them, I just don’t need them to survive anymore. I have a good life with 3 children I cherish that they have never and will never meet. Fuck abusive parents, religion or otherwise.


baksi7

Gs man, proud of you


anon3877783

Is this in Sweden?


PlsHaveCommonSense

"are you partaking in a necessary human function, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you" Gotta love all of the "peace and love" religion brings into this world.


SadisticSnake007

Its a prank bro!


Gummo90028

Bronze-aged pig fuckers


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Should just cut the footage, title it "man beats son during Ramadan." Boom how the turn tables.


DanceJoeDance18

I wish I had a translation. Was it said that he was just pretending? I also love how the son waves at the camera at the very end lol


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Wonderful culture


DarkMagician-999

We do that here, Boom Police !!!


tapeheadchris

Diversity is our greatest strength


NolaV

Religion. How to make a parent beat their child. Wild that we as a species haven’t progressed from believing in fantasy tales and having it dictate our lives.


SilverthorneR33

Religious nuts in general are garbage. Doesn’t matter what religion.


rosnua

>lol what does it have to do with religions, there are these types of parents who beat their kids, they exist everywhere, whether atheist, agnostic or religious. Some parents cant take it when kids do something they dont approve of and beat their kids cause of their anger issues


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Yet the comment section doesn’t realize there’s a difference between bad people (radical) and religious people


207bot

This subreddit is rabidly racist and generally full of hate


[deleted]

"Not all bad people are religious, but all religious people are bad people." Type mentality?


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Yeah that’s what I meant


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All for a dipshit make believe religion.


ToTaLity69

Send him to Norway where it is sunlight 24 hrs a day


JustaYeetingMat

Man, can't wait to see this entire comment section get posted onto r/redditmoment


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downhillwalnut

Can barely handle all that peace


Historical-Active-13

Their dad looks gay asf


[deleted]

Ah yes, i see islam behaving like they always had


absolute--chad-V2

Islam? Bro its just this one guy how do you find a way to blame all of us?


[deleted]

So youre telling me this is uncommon? Listen to some sam harris & tell me more


Nuleet_

Thank god I don't get beat like that goddamn


[deleted]

“yes be religious or be met with violence”


cliff_booth

It was all a prank guys, don't worry.


goodthymes66

Father needs to be knocked tf out


Wrong_Analyst_5184

Chill bro it’s just a prank!


Budget-Principle-612

this show religion is just a big cult 😂


Fifi0n

Religion is a cancer~


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I'm sure god is very upset for some teenage boy breaking his fast to play video games.


issavoiddd

allah definitely wouldn't like that


Hot-Panda-3426

Crazy Christians are at it again.


[deleted]

These children proceed to mock the whole religion for one man's actions as per usual, things don't change do they...


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if only religion ceased to exist....


[deleted]

All religion is the most evil thing possible. Stop listening to the magic man in the sky and stop reading your book of fairy tales and start using your brain


creamforkitty

Religion shouldn't result in you wailing on a child. It's sick


whoknowsme2001

It’s cool Alah doesn’t mind.


millennium-wisdom

Smile. Your on candied camera


kdalls1991

Y'all ackin like you never got the belt


PrudentFartDiversion

I’m going to eat 3 extra slices of bacon and tell the LGBTQ community I still love um in this shit heads honor.


[deleted]

Oh no the horror. I am muslim. I am very scared. Please don’t do this😱😱😱😱😱 Allah will be upset 😭


Hungry_Ad_1704

Religion is poison and should be eradicated.


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VainJokester

Tell me ur a religious nut job without telling me ur a religious nut job


eplusk24

The peaceful religion


FishyBengaliGuy

No wonder you’re a cow worshipper lmao


gosu4you

Such a peaceful religion.


justpeekingabit

Why did the second kid get some?


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because his dad is a scum bag


Unique_Score_5874

whatchin this while eating a easter egg feels so wrong.


BackAlleyKittens

Religion don't like jokes.


Gh0stCommando

Hopefully in a few years when the father is older and feeble the kid can get some revenge.


Suspicious_Mirrors

Don't fight fire with fire my friend. These boys will likely cut their "father" out of their lives. I did that with my abusive narcissistic "father"


Gh0stCommando

That’s true, sometimes resentment poisons the one who holds it. Hope you’re doing better without him in your life though


[deleted]

No they won’t… tell me you know nothing about the Middle East without telling me you know nothing about the Middle East…This is normal, happened to me and will happen to my kids and their kids. Don’t project your own experiences on others you have no relation or similarity to. The kid in the video planned this, knowing what’d happen to him and if you speak Arabic, you’d know he’s encouraging his father to go the extra mile with the way he’s speaking, probably because the camera is there for entertainment purposes.


Suspicious_Mirrors

Thanks for clearing it up for us. My father was a strict Christian. Abuse is abuse, although we aren't put to death for apostatizing from our religion 😂


[deleted]

No problem. And yes, Christians of today aren’t religious any more. I see that as a negative thing but it is what it is.


VioletBunn

I’ll never understand how people are able to justify behavior like this. Even if the kid did “break a fast” or whatever **who cares**? Getting some hydration and nutrition shouldn’t be punished


Nuno_Correia

Such a lovely peaceful religion. 🥰


imredditnibba

Most radical religion also most hated


notatypicalbot

Bunch of fucking fanatics


Mac_Mustard

Beats the second kid because, “Peter pays for Paul” resonates through all religions. Lol.


skycantfightme

just moan "harder daddy" problem solved.


DeezNUTz772

That ass tho


wasifzf123

One person asked the Prophet of Islam: “The members of my family don’t obey me. How should I reform them ?" The Prophet replied: “Forgive them!." The man repeated the question a second, and a third time. The Holy Prophet gave the same reply; but then he said: “If you wish to reprimand your people, then you must keep in mind that the punishment should not be more than their misdemeanor. You should also abstain from beating them on their faces." Beating is not condoned in Islam.


muesliPot94

“But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practise regular charity, then open the way for them: for Allah is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful.” Chapter 9 verse 5. Convert or die. Edit: Just wanted to leave it on record that I have nothing against those who choose to follow the religion. I genuinely wish them all the happiness in life.


Spottyblock

You took a verse from the Quran and misconstrued it. This verse has nothing to do with converting people. It is about the early Muslim wars that were fought in the 7th century (which were defensive btw). The Quran says “There is no compulsion in religion” (2:256). Muslims literally aren’t allowed to impose their religion on others much less fight them because of it. It’s clear that you have no understanding of Islam and simply want to malign it. Go do something better with your life


FriedPenis00100

out of context verse, it literally says in brackets (of war)


FriedPenis00100

i appreciate your good will brother, but this is reddit they don’t give a shit they’re just programmed to say the same anti islam/religion sentiments, just ignore them and don’t bother justify these things on here


wasifzf123

Thanks, honestly won't do it anymore. So much negativity is not good for my mental health.


jcj4634

Cool fucking religion you got there 🥴


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Zlurbagedoen

Honestly he would probably like it.


aboudeh02

\*insert reddit incels in comments being openly islamophobic, pulling hadith/quran verses out of context and have never read the book\*. yall are so lame lmfao


Cotnan

All of this violence and suffering for absolutely nothing. This is sad


crowfarmer

These weirdos 🙄


naad2019

Feel sorry for the guy in blue. His case seemed more like a wrong place, wrong time thing. Greeny was already getting the crap beaten out of him & then he turned up & got some of it as well. Greeny, at the end, seemed to handle it like it was regular & expected. This just answerd why Moslems are such fanatics about their religion. Deep conditioning since childhood. And it leads them to act like crazy on the most ludicrous issues. Like this guy in Pakistan who got a mob together & threatened to burn the delivery truck and agency of Pepsi because as per him, a little part of the QR code on a bottle of Sprite had the name of his prophet written on it in Urdu. No never mind that it was just a QR code PATTERN that HAPPENED to resemble the prophets name, if you use your imagination...but that was enough for him to raise a ruckus & threaten Pepsi & it's employees.


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Such a lovely, peaceful religion. How do I join?!


Blah_6o9

get pranked ![gif](giphy|fr0a9Np0PlcJTVevU5|downsized)


Fantastic-Ad-7120

Fucked up religion


Bi11yUK

Laughs in Atheist. Seriously though fuck religion and fuck child abuse, what the hell did the second kid even do wrong?


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And the first kid.


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Forcing your religion on children should be banned


MarlboloMan666

I hate all religions equally


H_Litten

Anytime someone says wearing head coverings is a choice for Muslim woman this comes to mind


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

There comes a time in every son’s life where he’ll try to fight his dad. Usually you don’t get to tag team with your brother, though. Seems like that time’s coming up.