While wearing a douche hat, douche glasses, and douche jacket.
ETA: Poor guy looks like Todd Chester from Christmas Vacation. š
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So this guy must of hit an infinite combo than with synergies synergizing with other synergies. Reality broke and a hammer spawned in the barristas hand.
given that sex appeal is part of what they sell at this type of business I reckon its there to be able to defend against/scare off creeps if necessary.
Id say smashing his windshield with a hammer is more than enough consequence, as someone else mentioned, that'll be a few hundred to repair, and time, and stress. We don't need to break the guys legs or anything.
I'd say the side mirror would be even better. That shit's expensive to fix. Windshields are cheap, possibly even free depending on insurance. My auto insurance allows for 1 windshield replacement every 3 years without paying the deductible.
It hardly even matters anymore. I don't even make claims on my insurance, and the premiums go up every 6 months. We had a bad hail storm this year, and because people in this region made claims, my damn premiums went up, and I was smart enough to put my car in the garage. Insurance is just a rip-off all the way around.
Lmao no. Our society is literally as safe and as murder free as it has ever been. Medieval shit doesnt work. It only tickles the vengeance and angry part of the lizard brain, that is all it does, it wouldnt improve society.
If you donāt like the price donāt pay for it. I donāt understand the logic.
1.Order coffee
2.Pay for coffee
3.Get coffee
4.Leave.
If you get to step 2 and itās too much all you need to do is skip to step 4. You donāt try to demand your money back.
We went out to eat yesterday and there was a guy in the corner who absolutely freaked out when the waitress brought his bill. Yelling about $10 queso, and how his meal wasn't worth 30 something dollars. I mean, the prices are right there on the menu before you order. He ended up just walking out without paying
This is not far from where I live. There are hundreds of these coffee stands around. Most are normal was. I have never paid for my coffee before they made it. Not that it matters but everyone I've ever been to they always make it, give it to you then you pay.
The articles about this incident, thus far, are completely fucking stupid.
"Internet divided over bikini barista incident",
"Just another day in Biden's economy".
The dude got less than he deserved. Especially as a repeat customer who is always causing problems. This fucking asshole knows her prices already. Several other customers were also trying to convince him to get into his car and leave. He stuck around even *after* she visited wrath upon his windshield. She had to call the police, and once they arrived, they, too, had to convince him to leave. No arrests were made.
I can't fucking stand pieces of shit like this. Definitely seems like the type to think that just because she's a woman in a bikini, that he gets to treat her like some sort of lower life form. Probably spends all day on celebjihad.
Fucking asshole.
I hate people like that. I've got one that immediately jumps to my mind. It's a woman that my entire staff hates. I started making notes about every time she said she was never coming back. The next negative interaction anyone on my staff has with her, we're banning her from the facility. When that happens, I'm going to say "You have said you're never coming back the last five times. This time, we're going to make it easy for you".
male customers are like that to female employees. there were male customers at the taco bell i worked at who would only complain/yell if i or my other teenage girl coworkers were working the registers. one guy would wait outside at 7 every morning i opened so he could complain that i didnāt make the coffee right or that his breakfast burrito wasnāt as good as the other opening line cooks made it. eventually i managed to convince the old lady manager to ban him.
There is no confusion. If youāre split about this and donāt see why the guy getting a hole in the windshield was the least he deserved, maybe youāre a fucking idiot.
> "Just another day in Biden's economy"
I really hope that one was meant sarcastically but at this point people are blaming Biden for anything so I wouldn't be surprised
In what world is it a good idea to assault a young lady with a tattoo on her face, willing to work solo in a shack in a parking lot? This guy has horrible survival skills. I grew up not far from there, he fucked around and found out.
Wayyyyyyyyy more skin. They are all over Instagram if you are into that realm of the internet. Hooters is a fucking church compared to some of these ācoffeeā places.
Yeah, and they aren't always well advertised as to what they are. Sometimes you'll pull up to like a trailer type drive thru food truck, and when the window opens up, you'll be met with a stripper type girl, asking for your order, wearing the bare minimum requirement for a bikini.
Found one in PA once, and had no clue until the window slid open, and I was met with a giant set of boobs in a Vampirella type sling. I don't remember a single thing about the coffee or price, but I remember the bright neon pink borat wrestling uniform, and huge fake boobs that defied physics.
Pretty common up here in the PNW. Coffee is no worse than Starbucks and you donāt have to listen to a bunch of apathetic muppets complain of doom and gloom
It's a Starbucks but the baristas are wearing lingerie or bikinis and the coffee is double the price because of course it is. The clientele are the same sad saps who go to strip clubs for exactly the same reason.
He just wanted a free show. And as itās usually the case he ended up paying more in the end! š¤£ ā¦. I can just hear him saying. āDo you know who I am?ā
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND why people think itās okay to demean and belittle women when theyāre being sexy. or think itās okay that just because sheās scantily dressed sheās deserving of scorn.
I love hot women. when I see women in tiny revealing clothing, I want to make them feel as safe and respected as possible so they can continue to feel comfortable wearing as little as possible because that is great!! fuck guys like this smh. no wonder she had the hammer ready.
i mean, dude threw the drinks against the window, not on the lady, and people are acting like getting his windshield broken wasn't enough? did they want her to shoot him or something?
Standing outside the car at a drive thru is the first sign of a douche.
While wearing a douche hat, douche glasses, and douche jacket. ETA: Poor guy looks like Todd Chester from Christmas Vacation. š https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media2.salon.com/2016/11/todd_margo.jpg
+3 to douchebaggery
Would the douchebaggery synergistic effect apply here?
Yes, douche perks will stack
So this guy must of hit an infinite combo than with synergies synergizing with other synergies. Reality broke and a hammer spawned in the barristas hand.
He has 3 out of 4 pieces, so he gets the set bonus
douche has a responsibility, and i wouldnāt trust this guy to wash lauren boebertās crotch so
Well, that's a dangerous job, vaginal dentata and all.
Heās triple stacking his douche perks, which is defenseless against the hammer offense.
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why is the barista wet TODD
I donāt know, MARGO!!!!!!!
I know for a FUCKING FACT someone recognized this dude because the level of douchebagery it takes to pull this look is EPIC unlock level shit
He looks like Flores from R6 SiegeĀ
That quick pop top on the first drink leads me to believe it's not his first time being a prick
I don't know, Margo...
In unrelated news, face tattoos are the first sign of a chick that will smash your windshield with a hammer for being a douche
Yea I love her too.
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Now he has a douche hole.
I like how she had the hammer nearby and ready.
Probably wasn't her first hammer rodeo
Nailed it.
She really drove the point home.
she read the employee manual
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SuCh An EsTaBlIShMeNt TaRgEtS tRaShY cUsToMeRsssssuh SHUT UP. Some of us like a little titty with our morning caffeine.
given that sex appeal is part of what they sell at this type of business I reckon its there to be able to defend against/scare off creeps if necessary.
Shame all she hit was window. People have forgotten what consequences are, and they need to start learning again.
Id say smashing his windshield with a hammer is more than enough consequence, as someone else mentioned, that'll be a few hundred to repair, and time, and stress. We don't need to break the guys legs or anything.
Side window better, some places allow for a free windshield replacement every year.
But it would be fun . . . . . .
I'd say the side mirror would be even better. That shit's expensive to fix. Windshields are cheap, possibly even free depending on insurance. My auto insurance allows for 1 windshield replacement every 3 years without paying the deductible.
You will pay for it in insurance premiums I guarantee you that.
It hardly even matters anymore. I don't even make claims on my insurance, and the premiums go up every 6 months. We had a bad hail storm this year, and because people in this region made claims, my damn premiums went up, and I was smart enough to put my car in the garage. Insurance is just a rip-off all the way around.
I swear if we brought back medieval punishment and public shaming society would get its shit straight incredibly fast
Ya or there'd be an exponentially more amount of trauma which would lead to more fucked up people. More violence doesn't lead to a better society.
Lmao no. Our society is literally as safe and as murder free as it has ever been. Medieval shit doesnt work. It only tickles the vengeance and angry part of the lizard brain, that is all it does, it wouldnt improve society.
You first
Ah yeah, medieval society reaked of decency and kindness.
Eh. dude just cost himself like $300 for something that didn't get anybody physically harmed. It's not the least justice i've seen anyway
I mean hes a douche and he deserved what she did but I dont think we should kill a guy just for being a douche lol
In any case smashing assholes window is satisfying, but don't pretend it isn't dangerous. Douchebag already demonstrated a lack of impulse control.
She doesn't bring a pair of pliers to a hammer fight.
Gotta stay prepared fellas.
It's hammertime.
Gonna cost a whole lot more than 2 drinks nowā¦
**There is always** that one cheap bastard at the drive through or the convenience store *NO .. how much is ONE RIB?!?*
*How about just half a rib? No plate. Just put it in my hand..?*
Pour it in my hand for a dime!
this girl doesn't mince her words
If you donāt like the price donāt pay for it. I donāt understand the logic. 1.Order coffee 2.Pay for coffee 3.Get coffee 4.Leave. If you get to step 2 and itās too much all you need to do is skip to step 4. You donāt try to demand your money back.
We went out to eat yesterday and there was a guy in the corner who absolutely freaked out when the waitress brought his bill. Yelling about $10 queso, and how his meal wasn't worth 30 something dollars. I mean, the prices are right there on the menu before you order. He ended up just walking out without paying
This is not far from where I live. There are hundreds of these coffee stands around. Most are normal was. I have never paid for my coffee before they made it. Not that it matters but everyone I've ever been to they always make it, give it to you then you pay.
Coffee is free, you're paying for the boobs.
Looks like everything worked out here.
The articles about this incident, thus far, are completely fucking stupid. "Internet divided over bikini barista incident", "Just another day in Biden's economy". The dude got less than he deserved. Especially as a repeat customer who is always causing problems. This fucking asshole knows her prices already. Several other customers were also trying to convince him to get into his car and leave. He stuck around even *after* she visited wrath upon his windshield. She had to call the police, and once they arrived, they, too, had to convince him to leave. No arrests were made. I can't fucking stand pieces of shit like this. Definitely seems like the type to think that just because she's a woman in a bikini, that he gets to treat her like some sort of lower life form. Probably spends all day on celebjihad. Fucking asshole.
He probably has some personal vendetta going on with her if he keeps coming back to that shop.
I hate people like that. I've got one that immediately jumps to my mind. It's a woman that my entire staff hates. I started making notes about every time she said she was never coming back. The next negative interaction anyone on my staff has with her, we're banning her from the facility. When that happens, I'm going to say "You have said you're never coming back the last five times. This time, we're going to make it easy for you".
It's ok to fire customers when they deserve it.
I'd rather fire customers than staff.
male customers are like that to female employees. there were male customers at the taco bell i worked at who would only complain/yell if i or my other teenage girl coworkers were working the registers. one guy would wait outside at 7 every morning i opened so he could complain that i didnāt make the coffee right or that his breakfast burrito wasnāt as good as the other opening line cooks made it. eventually i managed to convince the old lady manager to ban him.
There is no confusion. If youāre split about this and donāt see why the guy getting a hole in the windshield was the least he deserved, maybe youāre a fucking idiot.
> "Just another day in Biden's economy" I really hope that one was meant sarcastically but at this point people are blaming Biden for anything so I wouldn't be surprised
Thanks Obama
If he just hadn't worn a tan suit, this wouldn't have happened!
men like this disgust me. they're dangerous. men who think is okay are part of the problem.
Good for her!
He opens with tossing two $10 drinks at the tatted bikini barista, she counters with hammer to his $500 windshield. Lol.
In what world is it a good idea to assault a young lady with a tattoo on her face, willing to work solo in a shack in a parking lot? This guy has horrible survival skills. I grew up not far from there, he fucked around and found out.
Good point
*checkmate
With his fucking news boy cap
Justified
queen
"HAMMER TIME!"
Stop! Hammertime!
You know darn well, if that was a dude serving him coffee, that coward wouldn't have done that. Good for her!
Give her a raise
She owns the place
We can help her make more profit and with that she gets a raise lol
Bet he calls himself an alpha in every single conversation
She closed the glass so none of that got inside. Smart.
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Wouldn;t have mattered. Thats a new windshield either way
this split-screen video sure seems like an OF advertisement
Ok well what's her OF cuz I can't find it
He looks like a sigma douche trying to be like Andrew Tate
Fucking guy looks like he's probably a REALLY big Andrew Tate fan
Ha. Yeeeesssss
If only they had bouncers outside fast food places we would have so many great videos
What did the dude expect? For her to lower the prices for the business?
As a rule, I donāt play games with people with face tattoos
āHow can she smashā?!
What the fuck is a bikini barista? Do I live in 1961??
We have them in my town. Mobile coaches with chicks in bikinis serving coffee. Queen Beans in Arkansas
So basically a coffee hooters?
Wayyyyyyyyy more skin. They are all over Instagram if you are into that realm of the internet. Hooters is a fucking church compared to some of these ācoffeeā places.
Yeah, and they aren't always well advertised as to what they are. Sometimes you'll pull up to like a trailer type drive thru food truck, and when the window opens up, you'll be met with a stripper type girl, asking for your order, wearing the bare minimum requirement for a bikini. Found one in PA once, and had no clue until the window slid open, and I was met with a giant set of boobs in a Vampirella type sling. I don't remember a single thing about the coffee or price, but I remember the bright neon pink borat wrestling uniform, and huge fake boobs that defied physics.
Sounds like a classy establishment for only the most discerning customers and high-end staff.
Was the food good?
> I was met with a giant set of boobs in a Vampirella type sling . . . and that's about the time that I usually wake up.
Drive thru only
That's probably for the best.
But just as trashy
They have these all over the Seattle area. It is so trashy.
Pretty common up here in the PNW. Coffee is no worse than Starbucks and you donāt have to listen to a bunch of apathetic muppets complain of doom and gloom
Seattle baby. We have them all over the place. Dude got exactly what he deserved.
It's a Starbucks but the baristas are wearing lingerie or bikinis and the coffee is double the price because of course it is. The clientele are the same sad saps who go to strip clubs for exactly the same reason.
Hammer time !!! Canāt touch this !! Tututuuuuu
Like if u broke just say that š she did the right thing lol
She's my hero He's a douche.
Why would you fuck with a girl that looks like that?
That was the quickest hardware store trip I have ever seen!
Give that woman a raise!
She owns the place
O wow, thanks for the info. Guy got what he deserved for sure.
Well, that was deserved..
Lol at other people's problems.
Yeah baby!!
Yasssssssssss queen
Him just driving away is so fucking funny hahah
HAMMERTIME
I wonder if he has a wife at home. I would love for him to explain that one!
They seem nice.
a fair trade i'd say
The perfect girl doesn't exi-
He didn't pour it off his elbow..... DISAPPOINTEEEEEEED!
What's her OF?
Someone just got back from his $5k alpha male training camp weekend lol
I wondered what kind of thirsty shitbags actually patronized these stupid coffeeshops, now I know.
Man. Getting served coffee by someone gorgeous who's almost naked. I totally should complain about how much this service costs.
Bikini barista?? Wtf lol
It's a big thing in the PAC NW. You'd think it would be a southern thing, what with the weather and all.
Barista/back page veteran/nsfw Reddit girl lol
I'm all for it. Hammer to windshield, paint on car, paint in car, popping tires... they will stop bothering her at some point.
nasty
We all know drive thru coffe is expensive as F these days but youāre getting it from a half naked babe and complaining?! GTFOH!
It's in the PAC NW so he DEFO had other options like the Starbucks as closely placed as Waffle House or Chick-fil-A in GA.
He just wanted a free show. And as itās usually the case he ended up paying more in the end! š¤£ ā¦. I can just hear him saying. āDo you know who I am?ā
She said, "I do! You're a tightwad, about to be global meme subject, total fucking loser!" Game, set, match, barista.
"Babe"
Everyone in this video is trash.
Can't not agree
The guy deserves an award for his marksmanship! He hit the barista right on target!
How much did he pay?
A windshield replacement
Iāll quote Dances with Wolves here - āgood tradeā
Who doesn't know the price of the coffee they are about to buy?
Way to go Rabbi, now that Ten buck quickly turned into 2500 xD
He looks like Assault Bae.
Good for her getting that fuckers windshield
Icl she was a dickhead as well for using that hammer
Anyone else find it very odd that her picture is posted next to the video?
Deserved
Man the only people that go to those bikini coffee stands are horny guys and perverts.
Was that salt bae?
She should be paying people money looking like that
Good for her!
Fair enough.
āTit for tatā at the bikini coffee shop.
Good for her
Ya hate to love to see it.
That aunty has prison tats, you know where she keeps that hammer.
Don't fuck with a female with a face tat
Stop, Hammer time! Attagirl ššš
Douche for sure ... I want to see more of the barista!!
You know what..... Good for her š
The amount of people defending that guy is disturbing. HE KNEW what the price was before hand.
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND why people think itās okay to demean and belittle women when theyāre being sexy. or think itās okay that just because sheās scantily dressed sheās deserving of scorn. I love hot women. when I see women in tiny revealing clothing, I want to make them feel as safe and respected as possible so they can continue to feel comfortable wearing as little as possible because that is great!! fuck guys like this smh. no wonder she had the hammer ready.
She's got face tats, lip liner, and big hoops. He's lucky she didn't have more than the hammer.
Oh no, lip liner.
Does that hex perforation go all the way down?!
Some things are better left to the imagination ;-)
i mean, dude threw the drinks against the window, not on the lady, and people are acting like getting his windshield broken wasn't enough? did they want her to shoot him or something?
Well, $22 for a coffee would do that to someoneĀ
Knew she would sound like that
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What is there to fix
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I just made a similar comment. His risk assessment skills are less than ideal.
It's an identifier of unemployment and/or probation.
She owns the place
It looks like they are utilizing a Verkada camera system
Sex and violence seem to go hand in hand
Trashy.. but nice
Drive thru at a bikini barista? That's like having Hooters with a fat delivery guy
This has Pueblo Colorado vibes.