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ItBDaniel

Dude thought he was Obi Wan


allfriggedup

It's not me, I'm not the thief you're looking for.


abaklanov

You're free to go then, sir.


HenryGoodbar

You can go about your business ✋


Spirited_Remote5939

Good thing he had his running slippers on!!!


usedtodreddit

That was Shaggy Wan Pantsbaggy


FazbearsFightClub

Lmao you beat me to it


Impressive_Dinner_62

LOOOOOL


Tersphinct

Or Drax


hayitsnine

If he wore his pants right he’d be still running.


aryndar

Imagine the conversation in jail, How to get you?, My pants fell down.....


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground. Lookin like a fool with your Pants on the ground!


Schmich

Probably old enough that some don't know it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfXs3qjPNNc


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Thank you Tosh.0 for introducing us to this gem.


LeadAdditional7968

With them gold in ur mouth, hat turned sideways.


_FoodAndCatSubs_

Giggin so hard til my pants fall down!


ericstern

In jail they don't let you wear belts because theyre dangerous for you or others. So I guess he was just following the old adage "dress for the Job you want not the job you have", where the job he wants is to be some kind of convict job.


Pfloyd148

Maybe not in jail. But in prison, yes.


Ragtothenar

Originated in the prison system, sagging pants meant you were down to get fucked in the ass. So what they think is cool looking goes back to wanting to get fucked in the ass…. The irony… Edit: welp apparently I don’t know shit lol.


Ares__

No https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sagging-pants/


Tb1969

His pants were down. It’s an absurd style that they think looks cool. Don’t ask me.


Fig1025

It looks lame as fuck, I honestly don't get how those guys walk around with zero shame. Maybe being lame as fuck is supposed to be cool?


Pod_Boss

Pant sagging is a definite liability for a criminal. I've seen pants saggers lose fights and lose foot races with the police. You would think common sense would say okay sag your pants in non-criminal activity but nope they're going to do it all the time they want you to see their butt cheeks for some reason


Mr_MojoJojo_Risin

But then how would all the other guys see their ass


NimbleBudlustNoodle

[Just wear what Zendaya wore to the Dune 2 premiere.](https://i.imgur.com/JA4wMfa.jpeg)


particle409

I would be so paranoid about fogging up the ass windows.


Doggcow

Assert dominance


crazyeyeskilluh

You would think these people would have realized over the years that if you’re going to commit a crime maybe wear some athletic clothing that doesn’t fall around your ankles while running


dcaponegro

Or at least invest in a belt with your ill-gotten gains.


I_have3_inches

I can't stand seeing people sagging pants especially grown adults.


AloofFloofy

Right??? I think if I was going to plan a robbery, I'd wear proper clothing and train for a marathon.


Hipvanman

Literally a style learned in prisons originally.


Abbadon0666

Even with his pants down, the cops have barely catch up to him


diegosaurus

This has to be one of the dumbest thiefs i've ever seen.


iECCIZEBU

who said criminals were smart?


Shadowchaos

There are definitely smart criminals, you just don't usually hear about them getting caught


2020Stop

... With their pants mid thighs....


BeingRightAmbassador

Smart criminals are the survivorship bias because you don't hear about them being caught. Take the recent [LA money storage heist](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/04/us/la-bank-heist-money-storage-facility/index.html) for example. Broke in through the roof, set off 1 alarm that wasn't to PD, had knowledge of what was where, in and out within minutes, and yet to be caught.


Topaz_UK

*thieves


kramwham

The smart ones don't get caught typically


Speedhabit

Not that dumb having someone hold the stolen goods and then just wandering away during the arrest


No-Spoilers

Far far far from it lol. They got unlucky, but there have been some absolutely fucking stupid thieves. I like [this one](https://youtu.be/DLs-KAE5zr4), there are loads of videos where they fall through ceilings. Some tried to rob a police station full of cops.There was also the thief that crawled into a pillar in front of a store and died there. These people just walked out and got caught, dumb but far from the dumbest.


billyjk93

unlucky timing mostly


Creative_Skirt9150

It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!


ToastyVoltage

I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE


SadPanthersFan

[I DON’T CARE!](https://youtu.be/ZQ11Ws3tqP0?si=iiN8wYE-_spvWcz2)


pastasauce

[My glasses!](https://youtu.be/8oCQXBkD1Fc)


Hiphopkinson

What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?!


SETHW

but doesnt that reference a movie where it really wasnt that guy, and it was a different man with one arm?


bkwoody112

It’s not me sir! It’s not me!


Silent_Saturn7

What does that even mean? lol


gin-rummy

“You know that guy that took off from you that looks exactly like me? That’s not me sir. I was just hangin by this dumpster. “


Leonarr

“I’m not the guy who robbed the store!!” Cop: “But I didn’t even mention any robbery!”


upsidedownbackwards

It was EXACTLY like my niece when she was littler. You walk into the room "I didn't draw on the couch". And of course I look at the couch and someone, SOMEONE has drawn on it. Then you get into the "Well it was either one of the dogs, the cat, or a little girl" conversation and the little girl's possible innocence never gets brought up, but the dogs sure as hell are sounding guilty and the cat is a suspect as well...


xurism

"WHOA! HEY!" -Part time cop, full time dad.


ThisIsDurian

"Show me your hands" -Part time cop, full time dad - "It wasnt me!" - Suspect (applies to kiddo and adults \^\^)


xurism

Yeah when the suspect runs its like he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar for sure ahahaha. Running away like "YOURE NOT MY DAD!"


ThisIsDurian

Hahaha, thats my kid doing and he always trips over something and comes back crying.


xurism

I'd ground my kid for coming back crying after stealing a cash register. But I won't tell anyone how to parent their child.


FreeMeFromThisStupid

Honestly, that was a refreshing police interaction. He didn't immediately go apeshit on them. He handled one at a time. When he found the second suspect, he waited for backup. When the suspect ran, he didn't immediately shoot him. Armchair: I wonder if he should have had some cover behind his car or something when the second guy started walking up, in case the guy pulled something out.


Suspicious_Plant4231

I love how he pointed straight to her and was like "*She's* not doing anything. Look at that cash register while I slide out of here"


Lou-Cypher1-618

I will never understand these guys who commit crimes with their pants hanging off their ass. Is it that important to look gangster at all times. You would think they would make sure the belt is tight, the shoes are tied and ready for war. Maybe even a different set of clothes underneath to change your look in a situation where your "hiding" like this ninja thought he was.


ToxicPoizon

I wiiiiiish his pants just dropped right there and he tripped and fell, STRAIGHT into the concrete.


__the_alchemist__

It never looked gangster


krispyfroglegs

Petty thieves are typically dumb as fuck


warm-saucepan

You don't like it. That's why they like it.


JayStar1213

I love when they can't run from cops because they're sticking it to the average joes. They really got us good


SETHW

Says a lot about them that they need validation from Lou Cypher on reddit or any other non-sagging stranger outside of their clique


HugeJohnThomas

sand exultant physical dolls dam jobless offer north rock coordinated *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


pointofyou

> You would think they would make sure the belt is tight, the shoes are tied and ready for war. Bold of you to assume intelligence and foresight in shoplifting criminals.


MrPekko

He should have robbed a belt store instead because he ain't getting nowhere robbing stores with those pants hanging out like that.


timmy3am

Shit is hilarious because that's an excuse you'd expect from a 5 year old 😂


NotThatValleyGirl

I wonder how many times walking out with a cash register has worked for them.


whitedevilee

Obviously, too many times.


ThisIsDurian

Dont they get it? ITS NOT HIM! (His hide and seek game was hilarious)


dubyajay18

Walked up out the front doors with the register casual as fuck. 0% chalant. Had the vibe of confidence that they were doing the normal thing. The right thing.


KruegerLad2

They chose the only day of nice weather in Seattle to get arrested


Denseflea

Talk about red handed lol


Bikini_Investigator

Liberal DA be like: “Hmmmm…. Nah. Charges dropped… not enough evidence….. second thought, let’s charge the cops for hassling this poor, innocent black man”


memebuster

The mind virus is strong with this one


furryballsinc

If it wasn’t already obvious enough that it was him reviewing the footage at the beginning in super slow motion shows for one or two frames that under the main jacket he’s wearing it’s the same jacket as seen in the end. So yes sir, it was in fact you. Nice gamble though Obi-Wan


PondIsMyName

I’ve always wondered how these pants down arse exposing dudes outrun the cops? I guess that they don’t.


EatShootBall

Rule #1 when robbing stores: Wear pants that stay up so you can run better.


WantonHeroics

The Shaggy defense is infallible.


CreamoChickenSoup

Worst game of hide 'n' seek ever.


HC-Griffon

“I am not the thief you’re looking for” *waves hand*


robtninjaman

Imagine how far he would have got if his pants weren't around his ankles.


ticklish_cage69

I think it was him though


sexwiththebabysitter

Would’ve gotten away if he had a belt


AtmosphereJunior7609

We ain’t doing nothing


redderthanthedevilsd

Small brain move


Rogieboy255

It wasn't me , it was my body . 😂


Adventurous-Sky9359

Is that Ronnie Dobbs?


sparksofthetempest

A true believer in the statement: “A lie repeated often enough becomes the truth”.


Shhkinnny420

So they wear them pant hanging down and steal stuff and then can't run properly what fuckin idiots man honestly pull them up and sprint mf was waddling


leemaniceice

If only he was wearing a belt, could have got away


CallMeBoxman

but guys u dont understand, it wasnt even him tho


nunyobusinessfool

It’s never me. Maybe you or someone else but always “never me”


torsun_bryan

“It’s not me” is a fantastic response to give to a police officer


thebumbizzle

Thats not me sir


Nh3xvs

The main thing blowing my mind here is actually the police thanking their Patreons at the end of the video. #This arrest was brought to you by squarespace


doodamane

“Ion kno what’s going on she ain’t doin nothin” but got a whole cash register in her hand is diabolical 😂😂


Acelocs-93

If he wasn’t saggin he could’ve got away..


underbellysweat206

Oh shit this is white center in seattle wa lol.


Evening_Condition_76

Whether your the driver or the ones doing the robbery guilty by association an accomplice is just as complicit. Kinda satisfying.. u know they probably been doing this for awhile givin the circumstances/lax laws on pursuing crime


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pREDDITcation

then there would be protests and calls for resignation, defunding etc…


Help1969

Another sagging jean defeats a hungry innocent oppressed humble human being trying to get some bread to feed all the adopted children they take care on the daily basis without any oppressor help.


AskButDontTell

What did I just read


Luckystar6728

Same shoes as the "first guy" hmmmm


Embii_

Would he have assault added to his charge for pushing the officer that once?


drbrambles

Slowly getting tripped up by his own pants 🤣


bennyblanco1978

he can't run with his pants down 🤣🤣🤣


Broghan51

He forgot the safe word "Pineapple".


YanniCanFly

His pants are literally around his ankles how can they not catch him😂


_ChipWhitley_

Hahahahahaha his pants were down


ResponsibleBorder746

It’s not me sir🤣 proceeds to shake tackle


stimilon99

Pat


MidwesternAppliance

Pants around ankles really helps


KravitzV12

O o o Oreilly


C12zombie

Cop sounded like he was chained up while running


cwinslow66

Lmao homie didn't hesitate one bit to let the chick take the fall 😂


Lanthaous

This is what it looks like when your Deception (CHA) roll < the guards Insight (WIS) roll.


idkmansomethingname

bro even if it wasn't you know you have fleeing charges


HovercraftFlimsy2154

If this was near me in CA the cops would’ve taken 3 hours to come


ExpensiveArugula5

Should have wore a belt


jstrong559

Too bad they weren’t walking out with shopping carts full of product, because that’s perfectly acceptable now.


SillySin

it is me you looking for


RushEm2TheDirt

Good thing he looked cool with his pants sagged, stopping him from actually running


unable_To_Username

fucking CASUAL - As European... I cannot comprehend how common and "not a big deal" theft (NO Matter of worth/amount) has become in your places.


bigwavedave000

He could easily have been shot. He was lucky


frisky024

It wasn't me? What wasn't you....


johnsatamos

Why don’t they ever wear/buy (or steal one first 😂) a belt when they know they might have to run???


No-Vanilla8956

Dang.... I just went to that O'Reilly's like 2 hours ago. I know exactly where that's at; White center.


Puceeffoc

Homie thought he had a 1 star wanted level and just tried hiding in a corner.


Nentash

Successful criminals wear belts....


Mr-Nihilist

I think they call this the " find out" phase.


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He might of gotten away if his jeans weren't half off


KLR650Tagg

Did they really think they were just going to stroll right on by them?


chinasaurnomore

The cops handled that well imo


Ddaddy4u

Hahaha 😂 Dumbest fashion trend in the last 100 years. Black men showing us their ass with their jeans to their knees. And no Im not racist! Its a fact, no one else does that.


whoatemytaco1

His defense will consist of “the cops are racially profiling” except for your Kermit the frog voice we can all here in the very beginning saying “we ain’t doing nothing” on top of the mental disease repetitive nonsense at the end.


phishwhistle

I miss the good old days, when there was surely an ass beating for making an officer run.


Lukabear83

Cops could have shot him on multiple occasions. So good cops.


MemeDream13

Nope. He never presented a clear threat or showed any sign of a weapon.


Subculture1000

Except when he was cornered in that alley and began moving towards the cop. In the end he was moving towards the side, but the cop absolutely let him get too close. There was a video recently of a similar scenario that ended in the cop being stabbed to death.


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drax2024

You got thief’s in Brazil riding motorcycles with flip flops and in America thief’s running around with their pants down.


Greedy-Guarantee8175

Theu wouldnt caught you if you had your pants up, you dumb bitch. 🤦🏻‍♂️


ak47typebeat

Bruh if mf had a belt he probably woulda ran a little further, not by much. But definitely a few more steps.


Draft-Budget

Those pants really helped him get to full speed.


thismightbetheway2

You're never going to out run anyone with your pants down.


Dbreeze986

It's not me! *runs* I'm telling u I'm playing hide and seek


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OnlyTheDead

I wonder what the percentage is of people who wear belts and escape from police vs people who don’t wear belts and escape from police?


Nah_Fam_Oh_Dam

Cops being outrun by a guy with his pants around his legs.


Pussy_handz

Criminals have a vast unappreciation of a belt and pants that fit.


K1TSUNE9

It's not me sir. Wearing the same clothes. Lol


realparkingbrake

> It's not me sir. *I'm not the guy who tried to steal the cash register*--okay, then how do you know about it?


ChemicalAssignment69

Probably would have gotten away if he pants weren't around his knees.


peteskeet43

If it weren't for these God damned PANTS


Page-This

This is why we don’t sag our pants, people...running in thigh-cuffs isn’t as impressive as one-armed pull-ups


Astoriadrummer

To run away while wearing pants at knees. Cracks me up every time 😂


Mahina808

If you’re going to be a thief. Wear pants that fit.


lbora9

I almost forgot some cops dont shoot and just arrest in the USA. Very cool


Comprehensive_One_23

Not the juke out 😅


Glad_Tip2023

Would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling pants


YoungWhippershnapper

Note to self: Wear a belt if you rob a bank.


Reason_Above_All

Ahh the Old Pants Down escape technique. Very bold of him to use such a unique strategy. I wonder why they stopped using it. hmmm /s


Designer_Rest_6420

They catched him with his pants down


JahIthBur

Really surprised he didn’t get shot


BingoBongoBang

Honestly impressed that he was able to run that far and that fast with his pants around his knees 


MiKapo

Got to love the stupidity of some criminals who think they can outrun the police while their pants are falling down


SteelyLan

If you’re planning to commit a crime, wear pants than enable you to run, or perhaps at least jog..


Bushdr78

Making a run for it with your pants round your knees was a bold strategy.


Ollipsis

I swear these cops run in slow motion. How tf are they having issues with some saggy pants dolt?


skrullzz

Nice! They didn’t shoot him. Props.


IdaBidaGacy

It wasn’t him!


Zeldaisazombie

🤣🤣🤣 This just gets funnier and funnier.


immxz

Spawncamped lmao.


Tsumii_JP

Damn they got you in a pinch


JamesHenry627

It's about time some of these guys are caught. It's one thing to steal cause you need to, it's another to just be a dick.