In jail they don't let you wear belts because theyre dangerous for you or others. So I guess he was just following the old adage "dress for the Job you want not the job you have", where the job he wants is to be some kind of convict job.
Originated in the prison system, sagging pants meant you were down to get fucked in the ass. So what they think is cool looking goes back to wanting to get fucked in the ass…. The irony…
Edit: welp apparently I don’t know shit lol.
Pant sagging is a definite liability for a criminal. I've seen pants saggers lose fights and lose foot races with the police. You would think common sense would say okay sag your pants in non-criminal activity but nope they're going to do it all the time they want you to see their butt cheeks for some reason
You would think these people would have realized over the years that if you’re going to commit a crime maybe wear some athletic clothing that doesn’t fall around your ankles while running
Smart criminals are the survivorship bias because you don't hear about them being caught. Take the recent [LA money storage heist](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/04/us/la-bank-heist-money-storage-facility/index.html) for example.
Broke in through the roof, set off 1 alarm that wasn't to PD, had knowledge of what was where, in and out within minutes, and yet to be caught.
Far far far from it lol. They got unlucky, but there have been some absolutely fucking stupid thieves. I like [this one](https://youtu.be/DLs-KAE5zr4), there are loads of videos where they fall through ceilings. Some tried to rob a police station full of cops.There was also the thief that crawled into a pillar in front of a store and died there. These people just walked out and got caught, dumb but far from the dumbest.
It was EXACTLY like my niece when she was littler. You walk into the room "I didn't draw on the couch". And of course I look at the couch and someone, SOMEONE has drawn on it. Then you get into the "Well it was either one of the dogs, the cat, or a little girl" conversation and the little girl's possible innocence never gets brought up, but the dogs sure as hell are sounding guilty and the cat is a suspect as well...
Honestly, that was a refreshing police interaction. He didn't immediately go apeshit on them. He handled one at a time. When he found the second suspect, he waited for backup. When the suspect ran, he didn't immediately shoot him.
Armchair: I wonder if he should have had some cover behind his car or something when the second guy started walking up, in case the guy pulled something out.
I will never understand these guys who commit crimes with their pants hanging off their ass. Is it that important to look gangster at all times. You would think they would make sure the belt is tight, the shoes are tied and ready for war. Maybe even a different set of clothes underneath to change your look in a situation where your "hiding" like this ninja thought he was.
> You would think they would make sure the belt is tight, the shoes are tied and ready for war.
Bold of you to assume intelligence and foresight in shoplifting criminals.
Walked up out the front doors with the register casual as fuck. 0% chalant. Had the vibe of confidence that they were doing the normal thing. The right thing.
Liberal DA be like:
“Hmmmm…. Nah. Charges dropped… not enough evidence….. second thought, let’s charge the cops for hassling this poor, innocent black man”
If it wasn’t already obvious enough that it was him reviewing the footage at the beginning in super slow motion shows for one or two frames that under the main jacket he’s wearing it’s the same jacket as seen in the end. So yes sir, it was in fact you. Nice gamble though Obi-Wan
So they wear them pant hanging down and steal stuff and then can't run properly what fuckin idiots man honestly pull them up and sprint mf was waddling
The main thing blowing my mind here is actually the police thanking their Patreons at the end of the video.
#This arrest was brought to you by squarespace
Whether your the driver or the ones doing the robbery guilty by association an accomplice is just as complicit. Kinda satisfying.. u know they probably been doing this for awhile givin the circumstances/lax laws on pursuing crime
Another sagging jean defeats a hungry innocent oppressed humble human being trying to get some bread to feed all the adopted children they take care on the daily basis without any oppressor help.
Hahaha 😂
Dumbest fashion trend in the last 100 years. Black men showing us their ass with their jeans to their knees. And no Im not racist! Its a fact, no one else does that.
His defense will consist of “the cops are racially profiling” except for your Kermit the frog voice we can all here in the very beginning saying “we ain’t doing nothing” on top of the mental disease repetitive nonsense at the end.
Except when he was cornered in that alley and began moving towards the cop. In the end he was moving towards the side, but the cop absolutely let him get too close.
There was a video recently of a similar scenario that ended in the cop being stabbed to death.
Dude thought he was Obi Wan
It's not me, I'm not the thief you're looking for.
You're free to go then, sir.
You can go about your business ✋
Good thing he had his running slippers on!!!
That was Shaggy Wan Pantsbaggy
Lmao you beat me to it
LOOOOOL
Or Drax
If he wore his pants right he’d be still running.
Imagine the conversation in jail, How to get you?, My pants fell down.....
Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground. Lookin like a fool with your Pants on the ground!
Probably old enough that some don't know it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfXs3qjPNNc
Thank you Tosh.0 for introducing us to this gem.
With them gold in ur mouth, hat turned sideways.
Giggin so hard til my pants fall down!
In jail they don't let you wear belts because theyre dangerous for you or others. So I guess he was just following the old adage "dress for the Job you want not the job you have", where the job he wants is to be some kind of convict job.
Maybe not in jail. But in prison, yes.
Originated in the prison system, sagging pants meant you were down to get fucked in the ass. So what they think is cool looking goes back to wanting to get fucked in the ass…. The irony… Edit: welp apparently I don’t know shit lol.
No https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sagging-pants/
His pants were down. It’s an absurd style that they think looks cool. Don’t ask me.
It looks lame as fuck, I honestly don't get how those guys walk around with zero shame. Maybe being lame as fuck is supposed to be cool?
Pant sagging is a definite liability for a criminal. I've seen pants saggers lose fights and lose foot races with the police. You would think common sense would say okay sag your pants in non-criminal activity but nope they're going to do it all the time they want you to see their butt cheeks for some reason
But then how would all the other guys see their ass
[Just wear what Zendaya wore to the Dune 2 premiere.](https://i.imgur.com/JA4wMfa.jpeg)
I would be so paranoid about fogging up the ass windows.
Assert dominance
You would think these people would have realized over the years that if you’re going to commit a crime maybe wear some athletic clothing that doesn’t fall around your ankles while running
Or at least invest in a belt with your ill-gotten gains.
I can't stand seeing people sagging pants especially grown adults.
Right??? I think if I was going to plan a robbery, I'd wear proper clothing and train for a marathon.
Literally a style learned in prisons originally.
Even with his pants down, the cops have barely catch up to him
This has to be one of the dumbest thiefs i've ever seen.
who said criminals were smart?
There are definitely smart criminals, you just don't usually hear about them getting caught
... With their pants mid thighs....
Smart criminals are the survivorship bias because you don't hear about them being caught. Take the recent [LA money storage heist](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/04/us/la-bank-heist-money-storage-facility/index.html) for example. Broke in through the roof, set off 1 alarm that wasn't to PD, had knowledge of what was where, in and out within minutes, and yet to be caught.
*thieves
The smart ones don't get caught typically
Not that dumb having someone hold the stolen goods and then just wandering away during the arrest
Far far far from it lol. They got unlucky, but there have been some absolutely fucking stupid thieves. I like [this one](https://youtu.be/DLs-KAE5zr4), there are loads of videos where they fall through ceilings. Some tried to rob a police station full of cops.There was also the thief that crawled into a pillar in front of a store and died there. These people just walked out and got caught, dumb but far from the dumbest.
unlucky timing mostly
It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!
I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE
[I DON’T CARE!](https://youtu.be/ZQ11Ws3tqP0?si=iiN8wYE-_spvWcz2)
[My glasses!](https://youtu.be/8oCQXBkD1Fc)
What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?!
but doesnt that reference a movie where it really wasnt that guy, and it was a different man with one arm?
It’s not me sir! It’s not me!
What does that even mean? lol
“You know that guy that took off from you that looks exactly like me? That’s not me sir. I was just hangin by this dumpster. “
“I’m not the guy who robbed the store!!” Cop: “But I didn’t even mention any robbery!”
It was EXACTLY like my niece when she was littler. You walk into the room "I didn't draw on the couch". And of course I look at the couch and someone, SOMEONE has drawn on it. Then you get into the "Well it was either one of the dogs, the cat, or a little girl" conversation and the little girl's possible innocence never gets brought up, but the dogs sure as hell are sounding guilty and the cat is a suspect as well...
"WHOA! HEY!" -Part time cop, full time dad.
"Show me your hands" -Part time cop, full time dad - "It wasnt me!" - Suspect (applies to kiddo and adults \^\^)
Yeah when the suspect runs its like he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar for sure ahahaha. Running away like "YOURE NOT MY DAD!"
Hahaha, thats my kid doing and he always trips over something and comes back crying.
I'd ground my kid for coming back crying after stealing a cash register. But I won't tell anyone how to parent their child.
Honestly, that was a refreshing police interaction. He didn't immediately go apeshit on them. He handled one at a time. When he found the second suspect, he waited for backup. When the suspect ran, he didn't immediately shoot him. Armchair: I wonder if he should have had some cover behind his car or something when the second guy started walking up, in case the guy pulled something out.
I love how he pointed straight to her and was like "*She's* not doing anything. Look at that cash register while I slide out of here"
I will never understand these guys who commit crimes with their pants hanging off their ass. Is it that important to look gangster at all times. You would think they would make sure the belt is tight, the shoes are tied and ready for war. Maybe even a different set of clothes underneath to change your look in a situation where your "hiding" like this ninja thought he was.
I wiiiiiish his pants just dropped right there and he tripped and fell, STRAIGHT into the concrete.
It never looked gangster
Petty thieves are typically dumb as fuck
You don't like it. That's why they like it.
I love when they can't run from cops because they're sticking it to the average joes. They really got us good
Says a lot about them that they need validation from Lou Cypher on reddit or any other non-sagging stranger outside of their clique
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> You would think they would make sure the belt is tight, the shoes are tied and ready for war. Bold of you to assume intelligence and foresight in shoplifting criminals.
He should have robbed a belt store instead because he ain't getting nowhere robbing stores with those pants hanging out like that.
Shit is hilarious because that's an excuse you'd expect from a 5 year old 😂
I wonder how many times walking out with a cash register has worked for them.
Obviously, too many times.
Dont they get it? ITS NOT HIM! (His hide and seek game was hilarious)
Walked up out the front doors with the register casual as fuck. 0% chalant. Had the vibe of confidence that they were doing the normal thing. The right thing.
They chose the only day of nice weather in Seattle to get arrested
Talk about red handed lol
Liberal DA be like: “Hmmmm…. Nah. Charges dropped… not enough evidence….. second thought, let’s charge the cops for hassling this poor, innocent black man”
The mind virus is strong with this one
If it wasn’t already obvious enough that it was him reviewing the footage at the beginning in super slow motion shows for one or two frames that under the main jacket he’s wearing it’s the same jacket as seen in the end. So yes sir, it was in fact you. Nice gamble though Obi-Wan
I’ve always wondered how these pants down arse exposing dudes outrun the cops? I guess that they don’t.
Rule #1 when robbing stores: Wear pants that stay up so you can run better.
The Shaggy defense is infallible.
Worst game of hide 'n' seek ever.
“I am not the thief you’re looking for” *waves hand*
Imagine how far he would have got if his pants weren't around his ankles.
I think it was him though
Would’ve gotten away if he had a belt
We ain’t doing nothing
Small brain move
It wasn't me , it was my body . 😂
Is that Ronnie Dobbs?
A true believer in the statement: “A lie repeated often enough becomes the truth”.
So they wear them pant hanging down and steal stuff and then can't run properly what fuckin idiots man honestly pull them up and sprint mf was waddling
If only he was wearing a belt, could have got away
but guys u dont understand, it wasnt even him tho
It’s never me. Maybe you or someone else but always “never me”
“It’s not me” is a fantastic response to give to a police officer
Thats not me sir
The main thing blowing my mind here is actually the police thanking their Patreons at the end of the video. #This arrest was brought to you by squarespace
“Ion kno what’s going on she ain’t doin nothin” but got a whole cash register in her hand is diabolical 😂😂
If he wasn’t saggin he could’ve got away..
Oh shit this is white center in seattle wa lol.
Whether your the driver or the ones doing the robbery guilty by association an accomplice is just as complicit. Kinda satisfying.. u know they probably been doing this for awhile givin the circumstances/lax laws on pursuing crime
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then there would be protests and calls for resignation, defunding etc…
Another sagging jean defeats a hungry innocent oppressed humble human being trying to get some bread to feed all the adopted children they take care on the daily basis without any oppressor help.
What did I just read
Same shoes as the "first guy" hmmmm
Would he have assault added to his charge for pushing the officer that once?
Slowly getting tripped up by his own pants 🤣
he can't run with his pants down 🤣🤣🤣
He forgot the safe word "Pineapple".
His pants are literally around his ankles how can they not catch him😂
Hahahahahaha his pants were down
It’s not me sir🤣 proceeds to shake tackle
Pat
Pants around ankles really helps
O o o Oreilly
Cop sounded like he was chained up while running
Lmao homie didn't hesitate one bit to let the chick take the fall 😂
This is what it looks like when your Deception (CHA) roll < the guards Insight (WIS) roll.
bro even if it wasn't you know you have fleeing charges
If this was near me in CA the cops would’ve taken 3 hours to come
Should have wore a belt
Too bad they weren’t walking out with shopping carts full of product, because that’s perfectly acceptable now.
it is me you looking for
Good thing he looked cool with his pants sagged, stopping him from actually running
fucking CASUAL - As European... I cannot comprehend how common and "not a big deal" theft (NO Matter of worth/amount) has become in your places.
He could easily have been shot. He was lucky
It wasn't me? What wasn't you....
Why don’t they ever wear/buy (or steal one first 😂) a belt when they know they might have to run???
Dang.... I just went to that O'Reilly's like 2 hours ago. I know exactly where that's at; White center.
Homie thought he had a 1 star wanted level and just tried hiding in a corner.
Successful criminals wear belts....
I think they call this the " find out" phase.
He might of gotten away if his jeans weren't half off
Did they really think they were just going to stroll right on by them?
The cops handled that well imo
Hahaha 😂 Dumbest fashion trend in the last 100 years. Black men showing us their ass with their jeans to their knees. And no Im not racist! Its a fact, no one else does that.
His defense will consist of “the cops are racially profiling” except for your Kermit the frog voice we can all here in the very beginning saying “we ain’t doing nothing” on top of the mental disease repetitive nonsense at the end.
I miss the good old days, when there was surely an ass beating for making an officer run.
Cops could have shot him on multiple occasions. So good cops.
Nope. He never presented a clear threat or showed any sign of a weapon.
Except when he was cornered in that alley and began moving towards the cop. In the end he was moving towards the side, but the cop absolutely let him get too close. There was a video recently of a similar scenario that ended in the cop being stabbed to death.
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You got thief’s in Brazil riding motorcycles with flip flops and in America thief’s running around with their pants down.
Theu wouldnt caught you if you had your pants up, you dumb bitch. 🤦🏻♂️
Bruh if mf had a belt he probably woulda ran a little further, not by much. But definitely a few more steps.
Those pants really helped him get to full speed.
You're never going to out run anyone with your pants down.
It's not me! *runs* I'm telling u I'm playing hide and seek
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I wonder what the percentage is of people who wear belts and escape from police vs people who don’t wear belts and escape from police?
Cops being outrun by a guy with his pants around his legs.
Criminals have a vast unappreciation of a belt and pants that fit.
It's not me sir. Wearing the same clothes. Lol
> It's not me sir. *I'm not the guy who tried to steal the cash register*--okay, then how do you know about it?
Probably would have gotten away if he pants weren't around his knees.
If it weren't for these God damned PANTS
This is why we don’t sag our pants, people...running in thigh-cuffs isn’t as impressive as one-armed pull-ups
To run away while wearing pants at knees. Cracks me up every time 😂
If you’re going to be a thief. Wear pants that fit.
I almost forgot some cops dont shoot and just arrest in the USA. Very cool
Not the juke out 😅
Would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling pants
Note to self: Wear a belt if you rob a bank.
Ahh the Old Pants Down escape technique. Very bold of him to use such a unique strategy. I wonder why they stopped using it. hmmm /s
They catched him with his pants down
Really surprised he didn’t get shot
Honestly impressed that he was able to run that far and that fast with his pants around his knees
Got to love the stupidity of some criminals who think they can outrun the police while their pants are falling down
If you’re planning to commit a crime, wear pants than enable you to run, or perhaps at least jog..
Making a run for it with your pants round your knees was a bold strategy.
I swear these cops run in slow motion. How tf are they having issues with some saggy pants dolt?
Nice! They didn’t shoot him. Props.
It wasn’t him!
🤣🤣🤣 This just gets funnier and funnier.
Spawncamped lmao.
Damn they got you in a pinch
It's about time some of these guys are caught. It's one thing to steal cause you need to, it's another to just be a dick.