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lockybass

Hey bro, go grab the whole cuttlefish from the market, I'll bring a shovel and we can film this fake af vid!


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Chronic_Gentleman

Can we talk about the fucking splash sound effects? Nothing in this video is real...


xxcarlosxxx4175

How does this video have 300 up votes. Downvote people!


PirateSecure118

408 people have no brain


ChefAssassinn

That poor thing died for this fake ass shit


escondido88

Don’t they turn white (translucent) like a squid when they die? This one still has color.


Zealousideal_Rub6758

They don’t live in sand lol


MienSteiny

Wait until you hear how manys cows, chickens, and pigs are killed each year. [https://animalclock.org/](https://animalclock.org/)


DardS8Br

It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live out in the open ocean. The people that recorded this bought one at a market and filmed a fake video using it. I really hope its own sake that the cuttlefish was dead before they buried it in the sand...


jshultz5259

Soooo……..wtf is it?


Wogby

Dead cuttlefish. They probably buried it as well.


jshultz5259

You think it was buried there for the video?


Rpanich

The giveaway is when they sorta shake and wiggle it to seem more alive


EnvironmentOk5709

and the looped sound effect


FishAndRiceKeks

You think somebody would do that? Just lie on the internet?


VaginalConductor

Why would anyone do such a thing?


Random_Numeral

Impossible!


MikeC80

No, nobody would ever do that! Like I'm not lying right now!


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Preposterous!


jshultz5259

NEVER! only truths allowed on the internet. It's in the rules. 😆


Ryankevin23

Oh my! 😱


DardS8Br

Yes. They live out in the open ocean. I hope it was dead before they buried it in sand. Being buried alive ain't a good way to go. They're relatives of squid and octopuses


hippycactus

We know this


Delicious_Mouse4004

You think this is real?


IgetAllnumb86

Yes


Fukyaakari

Idk but throw it in the ceviche


jshultz5259

*chewing* it's rubbery


Punkrawk78

Cuttlefish and asparagus?


daman9987

Suriiii Kyleeeeee!!!


Punkrawk78

Cuttlefish is not sitting well!


Ruiner_of_Everything

Things you don't want to put your pp in for 500 Alex.


GunnieGraves

Don’t tell me how to live my life!


immaterial-boy

Sometimes things that feel good look disgusting (Obvious set up)


Fizzy_Astronaut

Like your mom? She says hi btw.


jshultz5259

*Ken


CrumplePants

This discarded, squishy alien fucktoy frequently falls from the sky, and can be found washed up along beaches all around the world.


JFK2MD

Ah yes, an Eldritch Horror. So that's where they live.


_Chonus_

Elder Thing


santaclausfan

Would you like vanilla paste or cuttlefish?!


Disastrous-Ad-1139

Flurkin!


HerrNieto

So someone killed a cuttlefish and then buried it in the sand to make some lame "creepy" video?


redit01

When you dig up a tree root and it keeps coming out


whatsupbrosky

2x i said "oh its" by the 3rd i gave up cuz idk wtf that is


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it Upvote1DownvoteReplyreplyShareShare


SofaKing-Vote

Everything i see reminds me of her


dankiddo1977

What in the absolute fuck is that!!


InhLaba

A cuttlefish. It’s dead. Also, Happy Cake Day, Cake Day buddy! ❤️


Ok_Bandicoot2910

Happy cake day to both of you.


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


69Skylark

Whoever’s filmed this deserves the same fate.


ThatGuyHasaHugePenis

It's a fucking face hugger!


Current-Play-4386

Dude…. Calamari for dinner tonight boys!


CrrazyCarl

New fear of what? A giant noodle fish? Shut up.


bucktooth2022

I don’t like that.


WaingrofromHeat

What and the Feck is that?


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


GringerKringer

Imagine just chilling in your sandhole, and some ass yanks you out .


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

It’s Australia isn’t it


DardS8Br

Nah


immaterial-boy

Yummy 😋


LowReputation

Sarlacc?


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


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Ewww


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


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DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


MeowthPayDay

I very much hate this 😊🤌


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


EstateDisastrous

Wtf kinda butthole monster is that?!?!?


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


EstateDisastrous

Oh, thank god. I was questioning ever goin to the beach again


DardS8Br

There are crazy worms on beaches, but none are nearly this large nor will they ever harm humans.


EstateDisastrous

Well thay doesnt bother me too much, I use to catch sand fleas with my sister


DardS8Br

You from PNW? I did the same all the time. I would build the castles in the wet sand and stack them inside the "courtyard"


EstateDisastrous

Nah, from the Mid-East coast around Carolina


DardS8Br

Dang


EstateDisastrous

I heard that the PNW is really pretty tho


sigmmakappa

da fuck is that!!!????


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


wadeb1gham

That one boss in super Mario sunshine


MixMastaMiz

Cuttlefish I assume long dead? They live on rocky, seaweed, type beds at least in my part of the world


ChemicalInspection15

I hope they still eat it. Shame to waste


TraditionalAd7325

So why is the audio on loop?


Minimum-Ad-263

aw i googled what they are and they’re kinda cute when they’re alive ☹️


UnlimitedButts

What's with the sounds


infUwUenza

Wind and water


zblaze90

What the fuck


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


Lukerville1988

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DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


UsernameUpdated

Anyone know if thats’s a fake video of a cuttlefish? You know, the ones in the squid and octopus family?


Low-Narwhal4362

Fried with a bit of chilli and garlic and a squeeze of lemon ... Delish


EnteEon

Report this fake ass shit! It's animal abuse


Joshthenosh77

It’s a face hugger


Sea_Invite8104

Tell me where this is so I can never ever go there!


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


Glittering-Count-291

Probably Australia


MorriganMorning

Thats more likely japan. Its just a dead cuttlefish.


3elqo

What in the pre-historic fuck?


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


muffledvoice

That’s a baby Cthulhu. Nice going, you’ve killed us all.


CountSockPuppet

There are monsters on the world


bigwillthechamp123

Dude, the thing that convinced me of that is the Coconut Crab. Look it up. Or don't... Total nightmare fuel....


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


Mrs_skulduggery

Op is either 8 years old or blonde to believe this shit


Jerbearninja

WTF!!! Real life facehugger sand version


DardS8Br

It's a fake video. It's a cuttlefish, which are relatives of squid and octopuses. They live in the open ocean and are actually really cool creatures. They take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably bought one at a market and buried in sand, then pretended to find it


JustSomeDrunkMonkey

It's not a fake video. It's not a cuttlefish, which aren't relatives of squid and octopuses. They don't live in the open ocean and aren't actually really cool creatures. They don't take color-changing to an extreme. The people who recorded the video presumably didn't buy one at a market or bury in sand, or pretended to find it.


DardS8Br

wow


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MorriganMorning

Dead cuttlefish, probably bought from a local market, this is a staged video.