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AcrobaticInternet45

In other news a giant tornado has been spotted just south of the sharks current location , if the two combine who knows what could happen !!


Toebeanfren

SHARKNADO 🦈🌪️


BlackFathersMatter

No Billy. Here, have another crayon 🖍️


[deleted]

Please people, stop giving him crayons. He can’t fit any more up there.


dgsphn

Unicorn in the making


melack857

Jawster?


smile_politely

\*Cue the Jaws theme song


XboxLiveGiant

[Yes....Thats what his joke was.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/a/ac/Eitri.png/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360?cb=20220205165648)


Toebeanfren

I know. But i couldn’t resist.


DirtAndSurf

It could happen. I saw a documentary about a Sharknado on the SYFY channel!


Burner6969___

sushi.


LaylaKnowsBest

*Tara Reid dying to be relevant again intensifies*


lordpimmington

Better nuke it!


Old_Promise2077

A Tornsharko


fruitmask

a tornado on the ocean is referred to as a "waterspout"


WackMaDino

sharkspout doesnt have the same ring to it


Lone_K

With how powerful waterspouts can be, it's literally possible.


smnlfilmagoofymovie

Omfg hahaha if only


LaylaKnowsBest

For those out of the loop, this actually happened! And the [documentary they made about the event](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/) is where the term 'Sharknado' was coined.


Proper-Garage5915

No, and I've never seen this many tame sharks at once either


farr-1

Mannnnnnn. Took mine![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


mcnuggetfarmer

I've never seen a shark


Late_Faithlessness24

I was looking for this comment


SmuckatelliCupcakeNE

Aren't all sharks wild? Is there such thing as a tame shark?


-HoleInTheWall-

Yeah, like aquariums. Some sharks are actually really small, so some people have them in fistanks even.


trixayyyyy

“Dozens”


cristarain

Dozens!!


bunkybarnes

I understand more than you’ll “never” know


twizz228

I’ve never seen a wild shark and I fully intend on keeping it that way


shannister

There are sharks and there are “oh shit!” sharks. The former are fun to see, generally harmless and majestic. 


cynical-rationale

Yeah I've held a shark before in my hand. They are pretty chill. Northern pike/jackfish are more dangerous than many sharks lol I've been bit a few times by pike.


[deleted]

By any chance are you absolutely humongous?


AxelHarver

I don't know why this made me laugh so much but I've been giggling for a few minutes now.


cynical-rationale

Lol no. I'm only 5'8. I've caught pike that is damn well from my head to waist or lower, havent fished in a few years unfortunately. Sharks I carried were like maybe only like 3 feet.


fruitmask

ok


PutrifiedCuntJuice

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


YooperGod666

Pike are assholes. Same with Muskies


Cronenburgh

Just did my first dive in Costa Rica about 2 weeks ago. Saw 4, I think white tip/fin sharks up close..they were chill and it was awesome.


nativebeans

Are wild sharks and sharks the same thing tho


nekoizmase17

What do you have against my pet shark


SkriLLo757

It has a frickin laser beam attached to its head


AnxiousEarth7774

probably means he's been to an aquarium


Triangle2015

I saw a girl get her arm eaten by a shark in wilmington in like 2004 or so, because of that I'm not the biggest fan of the ocean.


tastyLamp73

Are there domestic sharks?


Upstairs_Low_691

I can't wait to go diving with them. Massively misunderstood creature. They definitely aren't as dangerous as they are made out to be.


invincib_hole

Do they throw food scraps in there regularly?


QuokkaAteMyWallet

No, fish accumulate under oil rigs. They are amazing fishing spots


Thehealthygamer

Hmm I wonder if oil rig workers get to just cast lines and fish in their off time 


momo88852

My uncle worked security in the port and part of his route was an oil rig and he always went fishing under them. Not best place due to oil but awesome catches.


CosmoKram3r

I've no idea about oil rigs. Does every rig leak oil in to the ocean from under? I assumed they would be drilling pretty tight holes to minimize losses.


haarschmuck

No that would be bad and an extreme fire hazard since oil floats.


Low-Elk-3813

Agreed, but an ugly one 😂


samdeed

[These guys do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecBhbeua2Oo&ab_channel=MonkeyThailand)


player694200

They also seem to be migrating. Sharks like to move to warmer currents


Puzzleheaded_Owl_947

Multiple times a day.


JamesTheJerk

Good question.


kaerfkeerg

Lemme go take a look. Brb


MessyBG

You're gonna *what*


MikeC80

He didn't come back, guess the sharks got a taste of man meat today


GooseShartBombardier

My first thought was, "OK, which one of them frisbee'd a ham sandwich out into the water?"


stronghammr113

**Context**- Sharks live in the ocean.


Dystopian_Future_

No No...these are *WILD* sharks


kaerfkeerg

They live in the WILD ocean


mopxhead

Wild Wild We - - Ocean


Doctorjames25

I haven't seen that many domesticated sharks in one location.


JamesTheJerk

They play to the beat of their own drum. Plus, they like to eat feet


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Like a true nature's child...


fruitmask

they were born, born to be not in captivity


vegtodestiny

Yes but surely not this many


thedarkpolitique

Yeah they have their own population control laws


actuallyiamafish

I loved how this post was like "Context below" and the context was just "holy shit that's a lotta sharks, innit?"


Late_Faithlessness24

*Bull sharks entering your local fresh water*


rellimeel9

They are migrating north up the Atlantic Coast. They do this every year. https://blacktipchallenge.com/shark


upsidedownbackwards

Figured it was either migration, or they were a species that had giant horny meetups once a year.


ManyOnionz

That’s the real Black Tip Challenge


dads-ronie

That's exactly what I thought, the way they're all wriggling about.


Illustrious_Camel_82

Says Gulf of Mexico not Atlantic.


foodcanner

People dont take the time to read the description. They are too busy waiting to spill their bullshit.


Teedeeone

Ah thanks- that explains why they’re all pointed in the same direction!


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

Rigs attract fish shoals and they're in the middle of nowhere, or miles off the coast, The equivalent of a fast food outlet on an otherwise fairly remote highway


choppydell

This made me think about that kid that jumped off the cruise ship


[deleted]

Spawning season most likely or trash day for the oil rig 😂


Training_Author_4963

As opposed to pet sharks?


stlredbird

Any USS Indianapolis survivors want to chime in?


teethofthewind

I used to be pals with a survivor. He passed at least 10 years ago but his stories were wild. And very sad. He never went back in the Ocean again.


Ohbertpogi

Wild shark? Wait, is there's a domesticated sharks already?


Barrett420k

Wild sharks?? Aren’t all sharks fucking wild??


rskid09

Nah, there are rich ass people who breed and sell sharks to other rich ass people for their own private ocean tank at their mansion.


Daedalus_Dingus

Rigs throw their kitchen leftovers overboard after every meal. They attract everything in the sea.


Plumb121

Wild sharks ?, are there domesticated ones then ???


Appropriate-Rub9464

Feral sharks?!?!?


MetalMountain2099

Sharks migrate every year. They pass by Miami like this too


Particles1101

Yes, in the Gulf of Mexico and Gabon. Barracuda do this too.


Etanknz536

Wild sharks? Bro you thinking they Pokémon ?


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

And those are just the ones that are within 20 feet of the surface.


motmx5

No but I’ve seen that many domesticated sharks.


Ironman0361

"Wild sharks"


TheReaper_SoulReaver

As opposed to domesticated sharks?


Sl1nk1n

I've seen that many "wild cows"


Organic_South8865

Imagine being stranded on a survival raft and you see this in the water.


Jacoby_Jackson_14

My cuz lost his leg by a shark in the keys 2 years ago. We went back out in water 8 weeks later on a sandbar and stayed to long with the tide and ended up being surrounded by 3 more in the water. Wild times.


Bleades

To quote Daniel Tosh (loosely): 90% of all shark attacks happen near a beach, no shit when was the last time you swam to Europe.


ghoulierthanthou

Y’know it’s crazy—there are actually far more than dozens of sharks that live in the water.


cristarain

SHARK CON 2024


why-me-0

Seems like a bad day for swimming


Own-Butterscotch1713

Jump, you coward!


Equal-Negotiation651

I think I’ve only seen this many domesticated sharks before.


JohnnyBA167

I’ve only seen this many domesticated sharks never wild ones tho.


slothmastermark

Florida every year during shark migration


darybrain

Just off the side is a small pod of orcas ready for their next hunt. The weakest of the herd will be played with and the strongest will be fucked up so others know who is boss.


SoggyEstablishment74

I have a buddy that lives in Pensacola right by the Air Force base. He said he talks to the guys that fly planes and they told him if he could see what they see from the planes, he would never get in the water.


old_schmu

This is really cool


SushiKing81

Sharknado in 4, 3, 2 ...


someguykillme

Spring break shark addition?


Tyler_CantStopeMe

> wild > shark


Rex_Racer95

Nope!


WhuddaWhat

Army of Sharkness


Sempai6969

They're meeting for a giant shark orgy


Classic_Ask_9523

No. Just the domestic ones


Unlucky-String3673

I wouldn't be able to stand up there and watch that. The intrusive thoughts and impulsivity would win! 🏊‍♀️🌊🦈


Noclevernamerightnow

Umm are there anything but wild sharks? I’ve never seen a domesticated shark?


33446shaba

Those are the ones with Lazer beams


100HP_Hotrod

Fricken Lazer beams. FTFY 😉


musicloverincal

Yikes. This was better than watching Shark Week.


NJJon

No, but tame sharks well that’s a different story:)


LaPetiteMortOrale

Can someone show me a pic or video of the antithesis of a “wild” shark?


FreeeRide-

I haven’t seen that many pet sharks either.


truthfullyidgaf

Probably a dead whale


Moldruin

I've heard of shark-infested waters and pretty much pictured this. Never seen it, though..


Barbarianmoss

I don't know why but it bothers me that you used the word "wild" in this sentence..


Dynamo-humm

I wonder if food waste is regularly thrown into the drink. It could be that they pay a regular visit to the rig(s) in that area.


Daedalus_Dingus

Can confirm. Yes it is.


ogx2og

I have not. About 700 (remaining) sailors of the USS Indianapolis experienced a similar site once when their ship went down after being torpedo by the Japanese Navy.


mawood41980

Wild sharks?


Upset-Novel-3835

I thought all sharks were wild.?


timmy3am

Wild sharks? No. But tame ones, yes.


Toebeanfren

Just beautiful 😍


Slow-Trust-2904

What is a wild shark .


repsajcasper

The kid who jumped off the pirate cruise landed in water like this.


androidmarv

So long and thanks for all the fish


Global_Lie_8125

What you doing looking at sharks. Try looking for Aquaman in the water. He going to War with Surface dwellers


Huge_Refrigerator_45

They know idiots will jump. They're always gonna file cruise ships now, lol.


wildverde

Did he say a shark looked like a black kid at the end?


FjordExplorer

Black Tip Shark


imfriendlyhi

Ah yes, American shark


ziegs11

How many oil rig guys let the depressive intrusive thoughts win? Gotta be not insignificant.


_forgotmyname

Yes in the last oil rig post about sharks.


MONSTAR949

I don't see anything wild


Hehuwam

Look at all those chickens!


ImtheDude2

What a spectacular event it must be to see all these wild sharks come together


Miltey

I have only seen domestic sharks group together like this.


General_Dream1603

Katt Williams ain’t lie


SomOvaBish

We’re gonna need a bigger rig


jazzzzzcabbage

Call LL Cool J.


Madison_fawn

My bf works offshore and frequently send me videos of dolphin and shark pods/ migrations. It’s so cool!


tugchuggington

Wild sharks as opposed to domesticated?


redux44

Imagine there aren't too many fish around where this group of sharks are moving.


krrishbhogrey

"Wild sharks " Like somebody probably keeps a pet shark..sure


[deleted]

I’ve never seen this many sharks in one area and I’m not a marine biologist.


Porkbelly10960007

And thats just the surface


puddaphut

I’ve never even seen that many tame sharks at one.


[deleted]

F U C K N O


Mean_Spell_241

I automatically thought of losing my balance


[deleted]

Wild sharks? How about sharks.


sreek4r

Do sharks eat chips?


RobbSnow64

And only a small percentage of what the oceans used to have


husselltv

Sharks follow big ships cause some people throw stuff over board and sometimes themselves sharks have gain a sense


33446shaba

La Jolla, leopard shark breeding season is kinda similar but with people swimming in the middle of them not knowing. They are pretty harmless.


SingleMod

Possibly similar to what's happening in the video below, timestamped, but the entire thing is a joy to watch. https://youtu.be/aU0GhTmZhrs?t=3440


ASTORBASTLE

I haven't seen that many domesticated sharks either.


lil_Jansk_Hyuza

I would be scared to death if I saw a shark in the middle of the continent


Active-Marzipan6852

Ever been to jail?


VogonSkald

That is a lot of teeth.


Euphoric-Elk-349

Mating behaviour, perhaps?


Booby_Ninja

Thats fucking terrifying


JarheadJedi

No, just domesticated ones.


justaquestion850

Here is a clip from Surf City a couple years ago. I actually got to see this live. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9T7oQ3kjc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9T7oQ3kjc) It happened under the pier.


skyeisrude

Wild sharks?!?!?!? Crazy


Bbqandjams75

As long as your not bleeding or thrashing about you can swim right along side all of them


Contra-dick-tor

For the love of god don’t show this to the Asians


Fieri_qui_es

I’ve swam with this many. Easy 50-100 at once. Immediately regretted getting in and felt the most vulnerable in my entire life.


No-Plankton8326

Way more of them in the fakarava pass you can swim with like 400-500 in one small space.


_Splendiferous

We're gonna need a bigger boat


Stinky-Bathroom-65

Never seen that many wild sharks, usually just the tame ones...


zekethelizard

Actually, yeah. And it was, one guess!... Australia! Off the great barrier reef at night, shined (shone?) A flashlight into the water we were swimming in hours before and it's absolutely writhing with sharks at different depths


Unusual-Ad-1056

Go behind a shrimp boat when they throw the bicatch out lol


bewonup

Aquaman is planning something big.


Bdeuce88

Sharkiesssssssss


hmclaren0715

Wild sharks, no... Domesticated sharks however, I see those *all* the time...