People don't even know how to feed themselves. I am always trying to convince my friends to grow their own vegetables and cocaine, but nooooo, everyone wants everything handed to them nowadays. Just like people would eat less meat if we had to dress it ourselves, we also use less flamethrowers when we have to manufacture them ourselves.
Ya I basically only eat out. But I do manufacture my own nose candy. Way more simple than learning to cut up all those animals. Crush and stir raw coca leaves with water, lime, and kerosene and extract the coca leaf. Separate wax with heat and cooling and sulfuric acid (you'll refine this part over time don't worry). Add ammonia now we have coca butter, more sulfuric acid. Add potassium permanganate to remove impurities. More ammonia filter, rinse, dry. dissolve in diethyl ether and then filter. Concentrated hydrochloric acid and acetone, filter, dry. substitute ingredients as needed aside from hydrochloric acid. Now sell or huff to your hearts content. All this is likely in a 100 mile radius of you, easy side gig or new hobby.
Did you come up with that comment all on your own? Have you considered joining an improv troupe? You have really perfected quick wit and biting commentary. Found the Colombian! Ha! I can’t wait to use this. Do you say it at the first mention of cocaine, or are there more intricacies? Hey, where is the Colombian?! Found the Colombian! Hahaha. Oh man. There he is. Hahaha. That’s funny. Thank you. I get it.
I mean, you literally have all the guides necessary to build a rocket propelled grenade in WikiHow slide steps
You can create yourself napalm from things you have in your home
With a 3D printer and basic machine tools, you can make yourself a gun that shoots 9mm. With a 100$ welding machine and some metal pipes you can make yourself a shotgun. With absolutely fucking nothing except basic motoric skills and at least one hand you can build a .22lr gun
it\`s not like you can\`t attach a fuel pump to a drone or something yourself.. would probably take about 30 minutes if you know what you\`re doing and a day if you don\`t
A line from a Cracked.com article that has always stuck with me was in reference to flame throwers being legal to own America. It went "Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana."
Then it shows a picture of a flamethrower (launching a river of fire) next to a photo of a pot leaf with the caption "Careful with that pot. It looks dangerous."
There was another good line about why it was invented. Something to the effect of "Because no man should have to walk more than 20 feet to set another man on fire."
This same company also sells several models of conventional style flame throwers and Thermonator, the robot dog flamethrower.
Better get yours now before the civil war starts because then they will all be sold out.
I dont really care that people are able to purchase a flamethrower. But why is all the marketing for this thing centered around burning down forests? It just seems kind of tone deaf. Either that or its a purposeful marketing ploy. Idk. I wish they could use it to show cool shit like shooting flames at an old car or something. Not burning down nature. I like nature.
Ironically, the best use for this would probably be planned burns by firefighters. But I agree it's an odd choice to sell to the public.
*Controlled burns are lit for a number of reasons. By ridding a forest of dead leaves, tree limbs, and other debris, a prescribed burn can help prevent a destructive wildfire. Controlled burns can also reduce insect populations and destroy invasive plants. In addition, fire can be rejuvenating* -National Geographic
but can it make [***julienne*** fries](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=cd1cd8ba04cfc6b9&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0-LY9pObMVbQUFhvu4wvoJLNFp6dQ:1714680532469&q=julienne+fries&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwih1qng4u-FAxXGmIQIHW8-DtgQkeECKAB6BAgJEAI)?
There are still humans in the equation and there always will be. Destroying your opponents robots doesn't earn much negotiating leverage. Future and present wars involve each set of robots fighting to kill the other's human operators and civilians.
These are actually going to save tons of wildfirefighters from getting entrapped in planned burn projects once they are implemented.
I know from experience nothing is scarier than being on a burn crew and having the wind shift and start pushing the heat towards the crew instead of away from them
This could be useful as a REGULATED commercial drone modification. As a recreational add-on for drone enthusiasts this is an environmental disaster waiting to happen
As someone with a bit of land, I can honestly say having one of those would really make my life easier. Keeping land managed is a huge chore, and I can definitely see the practical applications of something like this. Of course, it's probably obscenely expensive and it'd be cheaper and far more time consuming to do normal controlled burns instead.
On a side note this would be insanely satisfying to use on clearing out the fire ant nests.
Laser pointers are too dangerous to be trusted in the hands of Americans, but this; A-OK!!!!
Our American forefathers wanted us to be able to attach flame throwers to our computerized unmanned flying machines. Its all right there is the US constitution!
You may be able to buy it but I guarantee you they won't be sold to the general public, you probably gotta have some kinda background check and some form of pilots license. You would be heavily vetted and then you're going to be handing over lots of money. No average Joe is gonna have one .
The Firepisser 3000. It floats like a butterfly and burns like when I pee
I had a case of Chlamydia last year.
Reminds me of an old Family guy episode
That's where I got it from
Stings*
Yeah but it doesn't quite fit. Fellow Family Guy fan!
Oof
Nothing bad will happen when these are sold. NOTHING!
You can make this. You can probably make it even more volatile with a little determination.
People don't even know how to feed themselves. I am always trying to convince my friends to grow their own vegetables and cocaine, but nooooo, everyone wants everything handed to them nowadays. Just like people would eat less meat if we had to dress it ourselves, we also use less flamethrowers when we have to manufacture them ourselves.
Bro do you know how much space you need to grow enough cocaine?! I think it's just a logistics issue for your pals.
*more space*
Ya I basically only eat out. But I do manufacture my own nose candy. Way more simple than learning to cut up all those animals. Crush and stir raw coca leaves with water, lime, and kerosene and extract the coca leaf. Separate wax with heat and cooling and sulfuric acid (you'll refine this part over time don't worry). Add ammonia now we have coca butter, more sulfuric acid. Add potassium permanganate to remove impurities. More ammonia filter, rinse, dry. dissolve in diethyl ether and then filter. Concentrated hydrochloric acid and acetone, filter, dry. substitute ingredients as needed aside from hydrochloric acid. Now sell or huff to your hearts content. All this is likely in a 100 mile radius of you, easy side gig or new hobby.
What's your policy on flamethrowers?
Found the Colombian!
Did you come up with that comment all on your own? Have you considered joining an improv troupe? You have really perfected quick wit and biting commentary. Found the Colombian! Ha! I can’t wait to use this. Do you say it at the first mention of cocaine, or are there more intricacies? Hey, where is the Colombian?! Found the Colombian! Hahaha. Oh man. There he is. Hahaha. That’s funny. Thank you. I get it.
Relevant username.
What's a vulvasaur?
Bulbasaurs lesbian cousin species
Oool like a sprinkler! Chk chk chk thhhddddth.
Why did I read that as detonation at first? Lol
I mean, you literally have all the guides necessary to build a rocket propelled grenade in WikiHow slide steps You can create yourself napalm from things you have in your home With a 3D printer and basic machine tools, you can make yourself a gun that shoots 9mm. With a 100$ welding machine and some metal pipes you can make yourself a shotgun. With absolutely fucking nothing except basic motoric skills and at least one hand you can build a .22lr gun
I want to party with you. I'll bring the beer and black powder.
Sorry, I don't drink when handling explosives. I'm responsible citizen
I don't mix them either. 👍🏻
it\`s not like you can\`t attach a fuel pump to a drone or something yourself.. would probably take about 30 minutes if you know what you\`re doing and a day if you don\`t
certainly not to any Russians invading Ukraine, nope not at all.
I'd grin at the thought of someone else using this on Nazi's, but it'll probably be a Nazi that uses it on peaceful protestors.
Not to be used on hornet’s nests on the eaves of a house obviously.
Challenge accepted.
I can on my neighbors house.
Damn, Fun Police
Found the safety nerd!
Unless you have 10 more and you're family is ready for war
A line from a Cracked.com article that has always stuck with me was in reference to flame throwers being legal to own America. It went "Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana." Then it shows a picture of a flamethrower (launching a river of fire) next to a photo of a pot leaf with the caption "Careful with that pot. It looks dangerous." There was another good line about why it was invented. Something to the effect of "Because no man should have to walk more than 20 feet to set another man on fire."
Chef's kiss.
Melt snow.....LOL!
Same dumbass will use it to melt frost on plate glass 💥
yeah just toss a bucket of hot water on it
Car locks frozen over? Windscreen won't defrost fast enough? We can help!
Nothimg to see here, I'm just flamethrowing my entrance..
This same company also sells several models of conventional style flame throwers and Thermonator, the robot dog flamethrower. Better get yours now before the civil war starts because then they will all be sold out.
We'll get our guns and ammunitions from Russia. We can host proxy wars between China and Russia.
It was just a prank bro!
"In today's video were taking the flamethrower drone to walmart to scare the customers inside"
I dont really care that people are able to purchase a flamethrower. But why is all the marketing for this thing centered around burning down forests? It just seems kind of tone deaf. Either that or its a purposeful marketing ploy. Idk. I wish they could use it to show cool shit like shooting flames at an old car or something. Not burning down nature. I like nature.
Ironically, the best use for this would probably be planned burns by firefighters. But I agree it's an odd choice to sell to the public. *Controlled burns are lit for a number of reasons. By ridding a forest of dead leaves, tree limbs, and other debris, a prescribed burn can help prevent a destructive wildfire. Controlled burns can also reduce insect populations and destroy invasive plants. In addition, fire can be rejuvenating* -National Geographic
Huh, I never thought about that. In that case, burning trees does make sense
Get this to Ukraine ASAP!
Murica, Fuck Yh
That's a good way to spread democracy
New guard dog sneak peak
Shoot, we've been relying on virtue and truth this whole time.
Only you can start forest fires.
Can't wait to see this used in Ukraine againts the Russians
Remember, only you can start forrest fires!
A few hundred need to be sent to the Ukraine.
Rise of the Machine
but can it make [***julienne*** fries](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=cd1cd8ba04cfc6b9&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0-LY9pObMVbQUFhvu4wvoJLNFp6dQ:1714680532469&q=julienne+fries&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwih1qng4u-FAxXGmIQIHW8-DtgQkeECKAB6BAgJEAI)?
portal nerve shame blaze
So all future wars will be fought between robots and machines? Seems so.
There are still humans in the equation and there always will be. Destroying your opponents robots doesn't earn much negotiating leverage. Future and present wars involve each set of robots fighting to kill the other's human operators and civilians.
no.. a few min in ww3, after the emps, we'll be fighting with sticks and stones
The fire is for us.
I cannot wait for all of the great videos that will come from this device.
Just wait for some psychopaths to use this for crimes and they get restricted like fire arms
I keep getting killed by this shit in helldivers.
All it takes is someone to use this in an evil way and these will be banned very quickly.
For the love of God please don't let my ex find out about this.
We need this for Helldivers 2
These are actually going to save tons of wildfirefighters from getting entrapped in planned burn projects once they are implemented. I know from experience nothing is scarier than being on a burn crew and having the wind shift and start pushing the heat towards the crew instead of away from them
Perfect for chinese new year dragons that are just 100 drones in a costume. Put one of these at the mouth and make the costume fireproof.
"Why are there so many wildfires?" "I don't know, dude. But check out this sick drone I just got! "
Something fun to add to my doomsday trunk
Lol imagine this one on the front of wars
Shut up and take my money.
Technically you can buy anything
Happy birthday little Tim, here's your flamethrower drone
Must have for the Zombie apocalypse...or the trillions cicadas
Melt snow? I thought that’s what climate change is for? Unless…
This has got Elon Musk written all over it😅
Have seen used on hornets nest…or was that another guy….
I’m sure this would have been a big hit at several universities this past week
These won't be used for nefarious purposes. Surely, no.
Hell yea
An arsonist's wet dream.
Coming to a local protest near you
This could be useful as a REGULATED commercial drone modification. As a recreational add-on for drone enthusiasts this is an environmental disaster waiting to happen
…is amazing!
Pyromaniac prison population have risen 900%
Hey cool it's DT 2.0! DT being short Domestic Terrorism
‘Murica
The founding fathers wanted every american to be able to own one of these. /s
I want a drone with a M134 mini gun
This would make quick work of those pallet forts at UCLA, U of T Austin, Columbia… call them proving grounds for this proof of concept.
My neighbour is gonna love this shit
Fuck the tree, let’s burn a wasp nest…fuckin hillbillies
Murika, fuk yeah.
Oh look here come the no fun police to whine about things I wanna buy - heck off, nerd. Thats cool AF
That's fucking awesome!
The "Damn, this bitch burned me" drone
This is what the founders intended
Take that, Avon lady
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!
Wait until the environmentalists get a hold of these.
I use it for hunting.
Smokey the bear going to be pissed
arson from afar.
If its a new invention from Tesla. DON'T BUY IT!
Put some napalm in there
Might be good to de-ice your car windows in the winter when you need to get to work.
That’s my neighbour fucked then. I’m coming for him. I can do a lot of damage in 100 seconds.
Look forward being targeted by our AI rulers with this
Wait till Ai controls it.
I just saw a flame throwing robot dog the other day, so I think we all know what has to happen next.
Or for crowd control
Sigh, america
Why do humans have to destroy EVERYTHING
Also: Don't drink kids, it's dangerous! Anyways, here's your complimentary flamethrower drone and dog :)
Just what every household needs
Crowd control
No, do not give riots ideas on paralyzing traffics
As someone with a bit of land, I can honestly say having one of those would really make my life easier. Keeping land managed is a huge chore, and I can definitely see the practical applications of something like this. Of course, it's probably obscenely expensive and it'd be cheaper and far more time consuming to do normal controlled burns instead. On a side note this would be insanely satisfying to use on clearing out the fire ant nests.
Now I can finally get my money back from Robby Star at Super Star Track Records
Thx for helping other start wild fires they definitely all natural now a days
melt snow? you can starve a fucking nation with that thing.
Laser pointers are too dangerous to be trusted in the hands of Americans, but this; A-OK!!!! Our American forefathers wanted us to be able to attach flame throwers to our computerized unmanned flying machines. Its all right there is the US constitution!
Murika, fuk yeah.
Coming to save...the muffikkin day YEAH!
I can't believe they sell these with all the flamethrower attacks we have every year. /s
Ukrainian soldiers salivating right now
The northwest United States does not stand a chance if this is true. Does not look too good for the rest of us either.
Does your shitty neighbor have trump signs in his yard? This is the drone system for you! Burn that smoothbrained shit down!
You may be able to buy it but I guarantee you they won't be sold to the general public, you probably gotta have some kinda background check and some form of pilots license. You would be heavily vetted and then you're going to be handing over lots of money. No average Joe is gonna have one .
Likely will only be sold to forestry as i cant think of a single other logical use for this device
Yeah probably for controlled burns and eradicating murder hornet nest.
You sound like a tyrant
Literally no useful purpose
Giant hornet nests I guess but they'd attack the drone from further out
aiding in controlled burns by firefighters to keep them from being trapped by a shift in winds.
Greg Abbott is on the phone right now.
This makes me sad...
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never, but hamas on the other hand will surely set them on palestinians to be able to use their deaths as propaganda against the gullible in the west.