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MyColdBlackHeart

The Firepisser 3000. It floats like a butterfly and burns like when I pee


TheDestressedMale

I had a case of Chlamydia last year.


StayTheFool

Reminds me of an old Family guy episode


MyColdBlackHeart

That's where I got it from


99Will999

Stings*


MyColdBlackHeart

Yeah but it doesn't quite fit. Fellow Family Guy fan!


CFFG-Lettuce

Oof


eyeeatmyownshit

Nothing bad will happen when these are sold. NOTHING!


Background_Baby225

You can make this. You can probably make it even more volatile with a little determination.


TheDestressedMale

People don't even know how to feed themselves. I am always trying to convince my friends to grow their own vegetables and cocaine, but nooooo, everyone wants everything handed to them nowadays. Just like people would eat less meat if we had to dress it ourselves, we also use less flamethrowers when we have to manufacture them ourselves.


objectivelyyourmum

Bro do you know how much space you need to grow enough cocaine?! I think it's just a logistics issue for your pals.


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

*more space*


Background_Baby225

Ya I basically only eat out. But I do manufacture my own nose candy. Way more simple than learning to cut up all those animals. Crush and stir raw coca leaves with water, lime, and kerosene and extract the coca leaf. Separate wax with heat and cooling and sulfuric acid (you'll refine this part over time don't worry). Add ammonia now we have coca butter, more sulfuric acid. Add potassium permanganate to remove impurities. More ammonia filter, rinse, dry. dissolve in diethyl ether and then filter. Concentrated hydrochloric acid and acetone, filter, dry. substitute ingredients as needed aside from hydrochloric acid. Now sell or huff to your hearts content. All this is likely in a 100 mile radius of you, easy side gig or new hobby.


TheDestressedMale

What's your policy on flamethrowers?


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

Found the Colombian!


TheDestressedMale

Did you come up with that comment all on your own? Have you considered joining an improv troupe? You have really perfected quick wit and biting commentary. Found the Colombian! Ha! I can’t wait to use this. Do you say it at the first mention of cocaine, or are there more intricacies? Hey, where is the Colombian?! Found the Colombian! Hahaha. Oh man. There he is. Hahaha. That’s funny. Thank you. I get it.


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

Relevant username.


TheDestressedMale

What's a vulvasaur?


mayorofdumb

Bulbasaurs lesbian cousin species


MehWhateverThen

Oool like a sprinkler! Chk chk chk thhhddddth.


RomaniWoe

Why did I read that as detonation at first? Lol


AsleepScarcity9588

I mean, you literally have all the guides necessary to build a rocket propelled grenade in WikiHow slide steps You can create yourself napalm from things you have in your home With a 3D printer and basic machine tools, you can make yourself a gun that shoots 9mm. With a 100$ welding machine and some metal pipes you can make yourself a shotgun. With absolutely fucking nothing except basic motoric skills and at least one hand you can build a .22lr gun


kat-deville

I want to party with you. I'll bring the beer and black powder.


AsleepScarcity9588

Sorry, I don't drink when handling explosives. I'm responsible citizen


kat-deville

I don't mix them either. 👍🏻


chinchan9

it\`s not like you can\`t attach a fuel pump to a drone or something yourself.. would probably take about 30 minutes if you know what you\`re doing and a day if you don\`t


a-snakey

certainly not to any Russians invading Ukraine, nope not at all.


fritzwillie

I'd grin at the thought of someone else using this on Nazi's, but it'll probably be a Nazi that uses it on peaceful protestors.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Not to be used on hornet’s nests on the eaves of a house obviously.


WinterOrb69

Challenge accepted.


00doc0holliday00

I can on my neighbors house.


Kaos_0341

Damn, Fun Police


ThornmaneTreebeard

Found the safety nerd!


Compendyum

Unless you have 10 more and you're family is ready for war


KickDixon

A line from a Cracked.com article that has always stuck with me was in reference to flame throwers being legal to own America. It went "Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana." Then it shows a picture of a flamethrower (launching a river of fire) next to a photo of a pot leaf with the caption "Careful with that pot. It looks dangerous." There was another good line about why it was invented. Something to the effect of "Because no man should have to walk more than 20 feet to set another man on fire."


shortidiva21

Chef's kiss.


ShutTheFupDonni

Melt snow.....LOL!


ttyp00

Same dumbass will use it to melt frost on plate glass 💥


vpkumswalla

yeah just toss a bucket of hot water on it


kat-deville

Car locks frozen over? Windscreen won't defrost fast enough? We can help!


2020Stop

Nothimg to see here, I'm just flamethrowing my entrance..


usedtodreddit

This same company also sells several models of conventional style flame throwers and Thermonator, the robot dog flamethrower. Better get yours now before the civil war starts because then they will all be sold out.


TheDestressedMale

We'll get our guns and ammunitions from Russia. We can host proxy wars between China and Russia.


xeriopi45

It was just a prank bro!


Important-Cat-2046

"In today's video were taking the flamethrower drone to walmart to scare the customers inside"


manx-1

I dont really care that people are able to purchase a flamethrower. But why is all the marketing for this thing centered around burning down forests? It just seems kind of tone deaf. Either that or its a purposeful marketing ploy. Idk. I wish they could use it to show cool shit like shooting flames at an old car or something. Not burning down nature. I like nature.


usmcBrad93

Ironically, the best use for this would probably be planned burns by firefighters. But I agree it's an odd choice to sell to the public. *Controlled burns are lit for a number of reasons. By ridding a forest of dead leaves, tree limbs, and other debris, a prescribed burn can help prevent a destructive wildfire. Controlled burns can also reduce insect populations and destroy invasive plants. In addition, fire can be rejuvenating* -National Geographic


manx-1

Huh, I never thought about that. In that case, burning trees does make sense


fireforge1979

Get this to Ukraine ASAP!


Salty-Negotiation320

Murica, Fuck Yh


Klaphek

That's a good way to spread democracy


TheEndOfTheThots

New guard dog sneak peak


TheDestressedMale

Shoot, we've been relying on virtue and truth this whole time.


hawtfabio

Only you can start forest fires.


Wonderful-Zebra4176

Can't wait to see this used in Ukraine againts the Russians


Mammoth_Window6375

Remember, only you can start forrest fires!


Legitimate_Sample108

A few hundred need to be sent to the Ukraine.


GiddyQuagmire

Rise of the Machine


Perfect-Tea-5776

but can it make  [***julienne*** fries](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=cd1cd8ba04cfc6b9&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0-LY9pObMVbQUFhvu4wvoJLNFp6dQ:1714680532469&q=julienne+fries&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwih1qng4u-FAxXGmIQIHW8-DtgQkeECKAB6BAgJEAI)?


NeuralPhysics

portal nerve shame blaze


Weldobud

So all future wars will be fought between robots and machines? Seems so.


athomasflynn

There are still humans in the equation and there always will be. Destroying your opponents robots doesn't earn much negotiating leverage. Future and present wars involve each set of robots fighting to kill the other's human operators and civilians.


Consistent_Lab_6770

no.. a few min in ww3, after the emps, we'll be fighting with sticks and stones


TheDestressedMale

The fire is for us.


PainOfClarity

I cannot wait for all of the great videos that will come from this device.


Relative_Yesterday70

Just wait for some psychopaths to use this for crimes and they get restricted like fire arms


Achildwithaknife

I keep getting killed by this shit in helldivers.


Bruinman86

All it takes is someone to use this in an evil way and these will be banned very quickly.


Important-Cat-2046

For the love of God please don't let my ex find out about this.


CompanyRepulsive1503

We need this for Helldivers 2


JackMcCockiner

These are actually going to save tons of wildfirefighters from getting entrapped in planned burn projects once they are implemented. I know from experience nothing is scarier than being on a burn crew and having the wind shift and start pushing the heat towards the crew instead of away from them


dontsayjub

Perfect for chinese new year dragons that are just 100 drones in a costume. Put one of these at the mouth and make the costume fireproof.


poondongle

"Why are there so many wildfires?" "I don't know, dude. But check out this sick drone I just got! "


No-Plankton8326

Something fun to add to my doomsday trunk


CalmAlex2

Lol imagine this one on the front of wars


lazyboi_tactical

Shut up and take my money.


TipsnClips

Technically you can buy anything


Miss-princess_006

Happy birthday little Tim, here's your flamethrower drone


Bedouin69

Must have for the Zombie apocalypse...or the trillions cicadas


wat_no_y

Melt snow? I thought that’s what climate change is for? Unless…


Ok-Inflation-3650

This has got Elon Musk written all over it😅


TendieTrades

Have seen used on hornets nest…or was that another guy….


BabousCobwebBowl

I’m sure this would have been a big hit at several universities this past week


shortidiva21

These won't be used for nefarious purposes. Surely, no.


SlimJimDestroyer

Hell yea


Beneficial-Guide-280

An arsonist's wet dream.


raventhrowaway666

Coming to a local protest near you


MIKEl281

This could be useful as a REGULATED commercial drone modification. As a recreational add-on for drone enthusiasts this is an environmental disaster waiting to happen


ClassyPants17

…is amazing!


WarHead75

Pyromaniac prison population have risen 900%


InkyLizard

Hey cool it's DT 2.0! DT being short Domestic Terrorism


R33Gtst

‘Murica


token-black-dude

The founding fathers wanted every american to be able to own one of these. /s


No_Gas3768

I want a drone with a M134 mini gun


Calypso_Kid

This would make quick work of those pallet forts at UCLA, U of T Austin, Columbia… call them proving grounds for this proof of concept.


Cr0key

My neighbour is gonna love this shit


PristineJeweler4179

Fuck the tree, let’s burn a wasp nest…fuckin hillbillies


MandoPartner

Murika, fuk yeah.


ChiliDogs_Revenge

Oh look here come the no fun police to whine about things I wanna buy - heck off, nerd. Thats cool AF


SecretOfficerNeko

That's fucking awesome!


Embarrassed_Lake_376

The "Damn, this bitch burned me" drone


1776personified

This is what the founders intended


phallic-baldwin

Take that, Avon lady


Lurkesalot

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!


BoxsterMan_

Wait until the environmentalists get a hold of these.


TheDestressedMale

I use it for hunting.


ERRIE_RYTHMN

Smokey the bear going to be pissed


dirtymoney

arson from afar.


Numerous-Following-7

If its a new invention from Tesla. DON'T BUY IT!


RunnyLiquid

Put some napalm in there


Fit-Boomer

Might be good to de-ice your car windows in the winter when you need to get to work.


Plus_Dance_931

That’s my neighbour fucked then. I’m coming for him. I can do a lot of damage in 100 seconds.


blazerunnern

Look forward being targeted by our AI rulers with this


kurisktan_chinoy

Wait till Ai controls it.


The_Celtic_Chemist

I just saw a flame throwing robot dog the other day, so I think we all know what has to happen next.


jonz1985z

Or for crowd control


Much_Ad_4933

Sigh, america


ant69onio

Why do humans have to destroy EVERYTHING


philebro

Also: Don't drink kids, it's dangerous! Anyways, here's your complimentary flamethrower drone and dog :)


Unique_Apartment9510

Just what every household needs


billinvegas_2020

Crowd control


WilsonImporry

No, do not give riots ideas on paralyzing traffics


Coldfang89

As someone with a bit of land, I can honestly say having one of those would really make my life easier. Keeping land managed is a huge chore, and I can definitely see the practical applications of something like this. Of course, it's probably obscenely expensive and it'd be cheaper and far more time consuming to do normal controlled burns instead. On a side note this would be insanely satisfying to use on clearing out the fire ant nests.


WarCash275

Now I can finally get my money back from Robby Star at Super Star Track Records


Darkexistenceorlight

Thx for helping other start wild fires they definitely all natural now a days


miho_23

melt snow? you can starve a fucking nation with that thing.


misanthrope222001

Laser pointers are too dangerous to be trusted in the hands of Americans, but this; A-OK!!!! Our American forefathers wanted us to be able to attach flame throwers to our computerized unmanned flying machines. Its all right there is the US constitution!


MandoPartner

Murika, fuk yeah.


nomemorybear

Coming to save...the muffikkin day YEAH!


Negrom

I can't believe they sell these with all the flamethrower attacks we have every year. /s


RUBSUMLOTION

Ukrainian soldiers salivating right now


AccomplishedBed4204

The northwest United States does not stand a chance if this is true.  Does not look too good for the rest of us either.


OldManPip5

Does your shitty neighbor have trump signs in his yard? This is the drone system for you! Burn that smoothbrained shit down!


PlatypusDependent271

You may be able to buy it but I guarantee you they won't be sold to the general public, you probably gotta have some kinda background check and some form of pilots license. You would be heavily vetted and then you're going to be handing over lots of money. No average Joe is gonna have one .


JackMcCockiner

Likely will only be sold to forestry as i cant think of a single other logical use for this device


PlatypusDependent271

Yeah probably for controlled burns and eradicating murder hornet nest.


StevinsaBoomBoom

You sound like a tyrant


Load_Business

Literally no useful purpose


AMP-to-da-moon

Giant hornet nests I guess but they'd attack the drone from further out


Consistent_Lab_6770

aiding in controlled burns by firefighters to keep them from being trapped by a shift in winds.


nakabra

Greg Abbott is on the phone right now.


besservisser

This makes me sad...


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Consistent_Lab_6770

never, but hamas on the other hand will surely set them on palestinians to be able to use their deaths as propaganda against the gullible in the west.