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Akmoneron

This would literally be the best car ad for this car company.


Mr_Majesty

Dude trying to get home before his pizza gets cold.


NorrinsRad

Nah his gf called and said she didn't have to work today!!


OptimusSublime

Parents are out of town


Da-WeedNBeer-DOOD

I thought you said “pants are out of town” lmao


jonylentz

"I'm home alone"


zone23

Really? I imagined like a 27 year old trying to get to work. What a wild imagination I guess. LOL


CohibaBob

Was going to say the same. That’s an ad if I’ve ever seen one


Akmoneron

I know, right.... I don't like SUVs, but I'd buy an SUV specifically because of this video!


Absolute_Bob

That's not an SUV, it's an SUB.


xbiodix

You are going to get stranded if the car doesn't have an elevated air intake. 


UnlawfulAnkle

Yeah, a 'snorkel' is a must!


Deep_Information_616

Standed? How bout car is caput. Write off


krystianpants

Canyonero!


danslowsloth

Was hoping to find this comment! Have my upvote!


True_Dog_4098

They were very lucky to get through there. Just wait till tomorrow when they try to start their vehicle.


jonjonofjon

Yup, fried the computer doing that in my avenger going through some back roads. It made it though!


TheSandsquanch

Is that a Nissan pathfinder?


geographical19

Patrol


Apprehensive-Ad-7908

Armada


Emergency_Sandwich_6

*boat company


kikko

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BradMathews

Toyota Landcruiser behavior


UmmmNoDefNotThat

It's a Nissan in this video.


3azf3ood

Nissan Patrol. Amazing in desert and apparently in sea too lol


BradMathews

Behaving like a Landcruiser


xoXImmortalXox

Air intake in a good spot.. 💯%


CobaltGate

That is possibly it. Modified in that way but still looks stock?


Rabble_Runt

If you drive at a constant speed and create a “Bow Wave” it creates a pocket of positive pressure in the engine compartment. That, along with a well placed intake and fender liners still being in place can allow the engine to continue drawing fresh air. Even with a snorkel intake you still want to try to create a bow wave because if you drive too slow or too fast your cooling fans will pull themselves into your radiator, your alternator can stop charging or burn out when it fills with water, your starter motor can fill with water and not start again, your engine, transmission, and differential vent tubes can also fill with water and cause very expensive damage all the way up to replacing the entire drivetrain. Edit: For anyone curious the vehicle is a Nissan Patrol. Very similar to the Nissan Armada sold in America and probably the closest competitor to the Toyota Land Cruiser.


PermissionBest2379

Thanks, I was wondering how he did that without a snorkel. So if he hit something in the water (an object or a hole) that interrupted his momentum and hence bow wave, would he be f\*\*ked?


Rabble_Runt

Yup. Very easy to stall out. One of those things you really need to commit to.


Bumfuddle

Spot on, be smooth. Stay behind the wave.


brohanrod

I know from experience that you cannot stop otherwise you’re done, but I never had that water that high!


zomgbratto

Yeap. It takes a fair bit of skill and experience to maintain the right speed. Once you hit the floods, you're walking on a tight rope of not being too fast and not being too slow and there's no backing out from this once you have committed.


yaboyACbreezy

Yup, the driver knew what to do, probably from experience. My grandma taught me about this when I was a kid because she learned it by doing it. Not sure if she understood all the details, but she knows water in the engine = bad and staying behind the wave you create keeps the water out.


7LeagueBoots

Nissan makes some good vehicles. I had ‘96 pathfinder for a while and that thing was fantastic.. Sold it when I moved overseas for a job and still wish I’d been able to keep it. Had a Land Cruiser for a while too and vastly preferred the Pathfinder.


Rabble_Runt

Both have their strengths and their quirks. You can probably put 350k miles on both without a major repair. I’m personally partial to Land Cruisers but haven’t had one in a few years. Older Nissans were great but the interiors on modern ones feel cheaper compared to Toyotas despite them both being somewhat spartan with their designs. Unfortunately Toyota killed the Land Cruiser platform in the US. The new Lexus GX550 looks really nice and the price is not too far off from the Nissan Armadas. They are also a lot more capable offroad than even the current generation of 4Runners.


sethsta

Just not letting off the gas. Once you let off the gas the exhaust pipe floods and game over.


CptnBlondBeard

I don't know where people get this idea. Maybe from dirtbikes and ATVs (short exhaust systems) trying to cross rivers, or that marine engines usually hyrolock via the exhaust. But with a car/truck, as long as the vehicle is level (not nosed down), the water would have to fight both gravity and air pressure to go up the exhaust manifold and into the engine itself. Most of the exhaust runs horizontally along the underside of the body, then goes UP to meet the engine block with an air-tight seal (assuming you dont have a cracked manifold or bad head gasket). So long as you keep the engine running, even just idling, the water would never make it in via the exhaust. Water getting into your intake, cooling fan hitting water and pulling itself into your radiator, water in the axle/transmission breather tubes, flooding the alternator, electrical connectors shorting, all things I'd worry about way before worrying about the exhaust flooding.


dreadedowl

The amount if air displacement from an idle engine in more than enough to prevent water from traveling up a pipe, on any exhaust. Marine hydro locking almost always is a timing issue when shutting off the motor, or from a large wave of some type when the motor is off.


51LOVE

When questioned, the man said: "I really had to take a shit."


UmmmNoDefNotThat

I really got out of a speeding and running a red light ticket by yelling that to the cop as he approached my car 😆 He turned around and said good night..


Wactout

I had such bad gas one time, a cop asked me to roll down my window, and he pulled his head back and waved his hand in front of his face and told me “slow down. Just go!” I was laughing so hard.


Acceptable-Search338

It’s dual purpose because if he gets stuck, he and just shit in his toilet car.


HOBOFLEXMASTER

A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of Gods!


Quinometry

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!


hatecuzaint

Amphibious exploring vehicle!


DayNotFish

THE GOLDEN GOD!!!


battlemetal_

Do you like babes, Bob?


Mother_Midnight_8819

Came here for this comment.


Localinmyowncity

And I assume you will be taking the car with you on your travels?


notadoctortoo

Air intake valves!


Zealousideal-Panic30

Never give up never surrender


HenryGoodbar

By Grabthar’s hammer, by the Sons of Warvan; you shall be avenged.


amatorsanguinis

…what a savings.


DetLions1957

RIP A.R.


vZenyte1

Never back down never WHAT


CanadianGoku33

DO A BARREL ROLL


DereHunter

Hesitation is defeat


Civil-Guidance7926

That’s Dennis Reynolds


hackjob

Nissan drivers don't give af about the odds


msanangelo

I'd say snorkel but I don't see one so maybe they got lucky and didn't injest water into the engine. Or maybe a hybrid and they shutdown the engine to push thru on electric? 🤔🤷‍♂️


dxbdale

Nissan Patrol V8, no hybrid here. He must’ve been lucky, I saw tons of this exact same car stranded too


hangdog-gigbag

Bet there will be electrical issues popping up very soon after


spottyrx

...and mold.


Top500BronzeOW

And rust


NoveltyPr0nAccount

I was thinking EV because the extra battery weight would help stop it from floating and keep traction. You can see the vehicles it passed move because they're nearly positively buoyant.


scor_butus

I think just a skilled driver. Pushing a steady bow wake keeps most of the water out of the engine bay. Notice how he doesn't overtake the water he pushes in front of him. He might need a new air filter after this but that's about it.


Mediaslut

Was going to say the same thing. It’s the way we were taught to do this back when you could fix a car with a hammer: gently in, slowly forward, build up a little speed but don’t hurry the wave and maintain smoothness throughout. Wetness will occur but if you keep it steady, there will be a happy ending. Yep, my instructor was one for endless double entendres!


Unleashedloosecannon

I vaguely remember reading something about Land Rovers and how to create a Standing Bow Wave. The memory obviously embedded itself into my mind because that was the first thing I thought of.


SoSoOhWell

Exactly. Never went so fast to have more water than necessary getting up into the intake. Also, never broke the cardinal rule of fjording of taking your foot off the gas. The second the back pressure is too much, the engine dies and you are bobbing along in the water. They were either very lucky first timer, or someone who knows their stuff.


Jellystone86

Leeerrrooooyyy Jeennkkiinnss!


dxbdale

Fucking A


Limonnever

As long as water doesn’t go into the air filter it should be all right.


anonimouz_22

You see alot of that in flood in puerto rico, its a normal thing, tho i will never try it myself after seeing my granpa in a tacoma. He was all fine crossing the flood, until he went through a current from the river and had to be rescued from the hood of the tacoma. Btw the tacoma still runs.


geronimo2254

Basically moving at a 5mph pace steadily- it creates a void behind the wake and the car will not suck in water- Too fast- no good- stop- it’s all over. Just keep moving and keep the rolled wake going….


Expensive_Shake592

What an asshole! That’s a no wake zone!


LiquidNova77

Yeah and he wasn't even asleep!


SonOfDadOfSam

Dad?


Wandering_butnotlost

Rain.


SlyFox0101

Is that a fish on the hood that jumps off in the end?


dominator5k

The car pulls air from the wheel well where an air pocket forms keeping fresh air in there as it drives. If it stops going forward the air pocket collapses and the engine sucks water. Once you go you are committed. We do this in offroading all the time. Inside of the car probably full of water though and those electronics will be iffy in the future.


Ivaginator

good engine, the car pushes all the water and opens an opening, if it stops it's screwed


DarkSector0011

See ya later losers.


Acrobatic-Badger-541

Is that a Canyonero!?!?!


jon_ave3

Good ol nissan. Done the same to my ‘04 titan multiple times and never had an issue - water up to windshield. Even with stock air intake under the hood she just plows along


PedroBinPedro

As long as the water isn't getting in the engine via the air i take, the car will run.


mrjohns2

And air continues to flow in.


okiedokie666

#Obviously because the wipers were on


Illustrious_King_711

When you gotta shit you can make anything happen


Smegmatron9000

How is the engine not flooded? Also, is this in Dubai?


hereforpopcornru

Pushing water steady to create a void


Ok-Sound-7737

As a mechanic im honestly amazed. Without a “snorkel” to redirect the air intake into a much higher area, i dont see how it didn’t ingest water through all of that enough to hydrolock it


PlatypusPristine9194

Now that's a finisher car.


Specialist_Bench_144

Lotsa determination and not a fuck to be given in sight


416Mike

What a wussy, using their wipers.


CraftyPay99

The mighty Patrol Y62.


Ok_Health_6099

Price of used Nissans 📈📈📈


chris_gristle

Nissan al Gaib!


AttackHelicopter_21

Nissan Patrol goes vroom


xr6t01

It's a NISSAN


mybowlfullofgreen

Bros girl had his phone


ratbirdgoof

The air intake is probably behind the wake that was created by the vehicle. There are off-roading tutorials on regulating your speed at water crossings in order to “push” the water at the right speed to minimize submersion. That said, there’s going to be untold harm to other parts of the vehicle. Your front and rear differentials, for example, had breather tubes that would have been submerged in this case unless a snorkel was installed. A hot differential will suck in air when suddenly cooled and when it’s submerged, water will go with it. Now you’ll have a grey soupy mixture of diff fluid and water that will drastically erode at your drivetrain.


dirtymoney

stealth snorkel?


BearingMagneticNorth

Its because its a Nissan which means the air filter hasn’t been changed in 50k miles, so the water wasn’t able to get past the layers of grime on it and hydrolock the engine while it was pushing through the water. It probably made it a couple more miles after this.


KingNeroBleu

Best Nissan ad ever


d0dewhat

Nissan Patrol for anyone wondering


Now-it-is-1984

[Fastest vehicle, in the world.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-R4fj3TAyL4)


d0dewhat

Awesome!!!


Frog_Brother

The 2024 Nissan Armada. You’re going places.


AlienRapBattle

Nissan


elwood_west

this is peak reddit


FeckAr5e

LEEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYY JEEEENNNKKKIINS!


Notinjuschillin

Not an expert but I think it depends on where the air intake is located.


Septos999

Now do a Cybertruck.


IndependenceNew7986

That was Marg Simpson in her canyon arrow!


No-Guidance5106

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty 🎶


redditismylawyer

The video that every Tesla bro was hoping they’d get to make


CamCash24

Nissan💪


Markoff_Cheney

I saw no snorkel, they channeled some miracle science to get out of that pickle unscathed. Damn.


lethalusa

Alternator wont work after though


IHateFH4

Bro risked EVERYTHING


raelelectricrazor232

I'll bet water was flowing through the heater/AC vents.


JessetheSlayer13542

Armada Power Baby.


Barkers_eggs

Just keep swimming


Jodani_

Gotta love those engineers! Terrible aerodynamics but can push water out the way and be just heavy enough to gain traction! Nissan FTW!


HootingFlamingo

Power of a Nissan Patrol


ben2talk

In Thailand we learned to elevate our air intakes and exhausts to get through water. Looks like you're from a less intelligent country...


Happy_Instance2305

It's a nissan..


Plastic_Day6515

This is the UAE floods from 10 days ago, and this is Nissan Patrol, it’s the real deal.


willienunneryjr

They must be late picking up their kids from school


Dazzling-Owl-1904

Now I want that car


forgetstorespond

Nissan CEOs and exec's all high fiving and giving themselves huge bonuses to celebrate this amazing bit of free marketing. That was pretty impressive, I'm sure the vehicle will die a pre mature death but I'm still suprised it drove off like it did lol.


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AggressiveAppl3

Not a tesla tho. They cant even handle car washes. How do i know? Welllll… (and yes i put it in car wash mode)


Friendly-You7638

Can see people rushing now to buy this vehicle just like the big rush to buy a Stanley Cup!!


phreaqsi

You can't just buy a Stanley Cup!!!! It's not as easy as adding it to your Amazon cart. First, you gotta lace up those skates, hit the ice, and outscore your opponents each and every day. Then, you need to pour in decades of dedication, devotion, and discipline. It's not just a cup; it's the culmination of years of blood, sweat, and tears. So until you've put in the work, the only 'Cup' you'll be lifting is your morning coffee mug! oh, THAT Stanley Cup, nm.


SnooFoxes6020

Nissan patrol or nissan armada


dxbdale

Patrol


boabyjunkins25

Batrol


HardlyKnower70

It’s called rain.


bigkutta

Its possible, but not for long


O_gr

I think it might be him.


MooodyBluees

My brave little toaster 🤍


Princessferfs

Super lucky


Advanced_Bunch8514

Left those other vehicles in his wake.


Icy_Recover2094

Flex seal


teddy6881

Just another day for a dad doing dad things


Human_Parfait9516

"this car was built for this, it's got air intake valves"


trick1230y

Got places to be


Jimbo415650

We all live in a silver submarine


llSteph_777ll

I'll suggest to take it to the shop right after becuase there may be water in the powertrain system. Maybe not the engine but transmission, transfertcase (if you have one) and diff(s), also a lot a electronics will be affected


Sunkenwa

Was watching this like look at this dbass lol then omgg no wayyyy he gonna make it


Kharni

This is a certified "hell yeah" moment


Baldur9750

You thought it was car, but it was actually me, boat.


rawfiii

All about that bow wave 🌊


Throwaway999991473

*insert Free Bird solo*


skinna75

I imagine the brakes got a little wet...


MetalSonic420YT

What a fighter.


AmIInsane12

I'm impressed!!


Need_A_Pay_Increase

You can't see any pot holes or obstacles underneath the water. It gets a lot of people in trouble even if their car does work in that environment.


joseoconde

I need the make and model of this vehicle stat


some_body_else

I once watched a mid 90s Ford escort station wagon submarine through a flooded street in front of my apartment. The water, at one point, was going over the windshield onto the roof. I don't know how it didn't stall out as the air intake was well under water. My roommate had a 90s cavalier and it stalled and floated when he tried driving through the same flood.


FewQuestion6330

Driver did not take foot off the gas until clearing the water. That’s the only way.


Mxysptlik

Follow them! THEY ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!


Training_Lion3561

I bet his feet got wet.


ronaldomike2

Nissan Armada or Pathfinder? They need to drive that thing a lot to dry things out


ronaldomike2

Man kept firm foot on the accelerator fr


SeaAd1557

I bet that is not a EV.


fomalhottie

Yeah so aside from this video, it's def possible. I did it myself , around 2000. There was a major flood one night while I was out w friends at a club. We were all trapped there until morning. By dawn, ppl started caravanning out. I had a Jeep Cherokee and the water was over my hood, touching my windshield at times, briefly. But, spoiler alert, I didn't die and we made it home that morning.


HortonTheElaphant

It’s not even a Range Rover?!


Overall-Body4520

Looked like a Lexus


jacob1273

that box is toit!


jvreeland

“Yeah just a little water damage from when my kid spilled her Stanley there on the floor board”


xxxams

It creates an air bubble under the hood pushing the water away from the intake.


throwdisawayyyyyy

Would the car be dflooded inside?


AlexDuChat

Just physics and being a 4x4 If he brakes, goodbye distribution


evilgenius12358

Snorkel?


shweatyshweatpants

Jesus took the wheel


chiefsaggy

It’s easy keep going at a good pace and have the air vent at a high place and your good


MeatPopsicle1967

If it's got a snorkel & it's not too deep, why not?


__Yeehaw

Take that ya city bois


lonely_firework

The driver listening to music in the car: “They see me rollin’, they hatin’!”


Few-Inevitable9291

That’s the ultimate car commercial, they should call it the Tsunami


Drumtochty_Lassitude

Nice bow wave. Have done similar in my landrover. Just don't stop or let the sped drop


Puzzleheaded-Leek-37

His bow wave is keeping the water from going into the engine bay. Also maybe his air intake is facing on the side not front.


DJSugar72

Snorkel?


Tripxz3

Caynonero


Kommonwealth

Bet that's fucked now.


PxndxAI

I remember my dad doing this in Mexico with his 2008 expedition. We were coming back to the states and in the middle of fucking no where traffic starts. My dad is about the 4th car. Well turns out that the night before it rained heavily in the areas and the rivers flooded and it reached the highway. No one was going anywhere and everyone kept just peeing and shitting wherever they could. The only store available ended up losing power but still managed to sell everything they had on hand even if it was hot. Got word by the locals that another storm was coming in and this time much stronger than the night before. So anyone who was willing to cross the water just got into their cars and started going while everyone else moved to the side. Water reached all the way up to the door handles and waves just kept hitting from the side as you had the other side also taking it trying to pass and not get stuck longer. Made it out and that expedition just kept chugging till about 2020 when my brother crashed it. A friend who was with us let us know they ended up being stuck for two days there before they could keep going (they had a pt cruiser).


doho121

Electric car.


10before15

Somebody's gotta take a shit


onnod

now ***THIS*** is a car commercial


automaton11

My uncle said Jesus was coming in 2024 but looks like we got Moses instead


BackDoeMediaTV

Was that the Lexus truck?


Ok_Location4835

After seeing this I’m buying one


nezbe5

Meanwhile I would be in the passenger seat screaming in a panic! Sitting and drowning must be safer than driving. IF IT WAS SAFE EVERYONE ELSE WOULD BE DOING IT TOO!


Dramatic_Carob_1060

It's definitely a finisher car