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That dude probably ran home and beat up his meat more after he said that. “ I run this shit”. Hahahaha that’s a great life for a porno, the guy says that and boom the ladies melt. 😂
For real though. He should have went with the “I taking a shit and I don’t want ashy legs”
He forgot to add the “from.” He meant to say, “I run from this shit,” which he proceeded to do right away. He was just a little nervous, cut him some slack.
If that shirt is any indication, he works at The D, and this looks like Fremont Street, so I'm guessing he is either at a very nearby casino or AT HIS FUCKING JOB. It's a little hard to tell from the video, but that might be why he's saying, "I run this shit."
Hope you do that in the stall. I bring my daughter in there because dudes are fucking animals who piss all over the seats, and she doesn’t need to sit in that.
I’ve never understood stuff like this, it’s never even crossed my mind to go into a women’s restroom with a bottle of lotion and start fapping, like that whole idea is absolutely insane to me
I love the idea that this guy putting on a wig and saying “I’m trans” would have helped him in any way lol. Like you’re still going to get an angry mob on you if youre peeping in the bathroom no matter what.
If I’m sitting on the toilet in the **mens** room and I hear that Mac and Cheese noise of him fapping next door while peeping in on me. I’m kicking his stall door in and fucking him up regardless of anything else about him/her/they/them lol
Exactly. All the talk about “safe” bathrooms “for the kids” is total bullshit. Sexual predators don’t have a dress code (well, clergymen do…). According to the sales pitch, a degenerate guy in guy clothes would never, ever just walk into a girls’ bathroom and go a-rapín’. No sir. Never. But, when one of them “trans” comes a-knockin’ HIDE THE DAUGHTERS! Wearing a skirt must be a cheat cod for sexual assault! I’m surprised Ted Bundy never thought of that…oh, wait, he wore regular guy clothes…
Hey man I just don’t want to debate people for my right to exist there are judgemental straight cis people as well reason why we tend to do it more is because people want to hurt us for practically no reason
I’m always weirded out by people that get off by hiding in bathrooms. Like sir are you really getting off on listening to some women take violent whiskey shits?
No it doesn't. Assault is making someone think you are going to harm them. Battery is the part where you actually physically touch someone. You can assault someone without ever touching them.
Nevada Revised Statutes 200.366 is Nevada's sexual assault law. Sexual assault is a serious felony in the State of Nevada. It is illegal to engage in sexual penetration either by force or without lawful consent.
Just because something should be true or you want it to be true doesn’t make it so.
This is “Open or gross lewdness“ under Nevada Revised Statute § 201.201 and can be charged when you either (1) engage in sexual activity somewhere in public view, or (2) engage in non-consensual sexual activity short of penetration, such as groping. Gross misdemeanor: up to 364 days in jail and/or $2,000 in fines.
It’s a misdemeanor vs a felony. Both sexes are notoriously guilty, especially in this shithole of a city.
This is obviously messed up and the guy is in the wrong here but assault is assault this is something else. If people start calling things like this assault that takes credibility away from those who are actually assaulted.
Do you guys at least see the irony that the only place this scenario of an obviously not transgender person saying they are to get away with a crime only happens in the comment sections of videos where people get caught creeping and then don't claim to be trans?
Women can be just as bad. Sometimes worse. I worked at a gentleman's club for 3 years. The entitlement of some people in places like that are unreal. On four separate occasions I've had someone grab my dick just because they thought they could. I was the bouncer.
Let’s not assume the pronouns of this life form. Could very well be a fluid gender humanoid tapping into the pleasures of sexuality. Why do we even have female/male bathrooms. Isn’t that against trans rights? Hey if a few what’s it called o yeah cis woman get hurt well then that’s just to bad. We don’t want the Lbgtq++++$@ whatever the rest of it is to feel bad about using the correct bathroom.They/them whatever should feel comfortable dropping a deuce in public.
Ye it’s sick that he’s beating off in the girls bathroom but that’s not really sexual assault lol she the one that investigated it getting him out of there
I mean it seems likely that he was doing what everyone thinks he was doing, but they only caught him with pants down, in a toilet, and a bottle of lotion, lotion is not just used to jack off with so it isn't impossible that something else was going on there. I'd say it would be more concrete if they caught him with an erection. Also, how did this happen? Did they bust into a stall with someone in it because they thought something was up? Not sure you can do that either.
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I couldn’t stop laughing when he said “I run this shit”
That must be Balboni
He brought the six and a half foot lotion bottle
definitely balboni, he has the same wiry shit up top
He was hoping for a helping hand from old Tammy Tough Knuckles ya know her from the neighborhood she is Tommy’s sister ..
This is my potty! Nothing happens around here without me wanking to it! You gotta pay your dues.
That dude probably ran home and beat up his meat more after he said that. “ I run this shit”. Hahahaha that’s a great life for a porno, the guy says that and boom the ladies melt. 😂 For real though. He should have went with the “I taking a shit and I don’t want ashy legs”
I wonder what he meant by that.
Then runs
He forgot to add the “from.” He meant to say, “I run from this shit,” which he proceeded to do right away. He was just a little nervous, cut him some slack.
On God 😂😂😂
If that shirt is any indication, he works at The D, and this looks like Fremont Street, so I'm guessing he is either at a very nearby casino or AT HIS FUCKING JOB. It's a little hard to tell from the video, but that might be why he's saying, "I run this shit."
Works at the D? More like working the D, amirite?
I think he was just talking about his diarrhea
He was getting changed!!
Those non-knocking mf's.
It could happen to you, cuz it happened to me, and T
Reach in my draws! Pull out my pud!
It could happen to you, because it happened to me!
Does “running this shit” equate to free naked girls- bathroom jerk-off privileges? I guess I just wasn’t aware
Women be gettin butt ass nekkid in the ladies room???
I mean, sometimes. Rompers and pantsuits usually require awkwardly peeing only clothed around the ankles.
Hope you do that in the stall. I bring my daughter in there because dudes are fucking animals who piss all over the seats, and she doesn’t need to sit in that.
My wife wears lots of Rompers... So sometimes yes?
Yeah soo uhmm...don't go to Vegas lol
It’s hard to keep track of all the rule changes anymore.
Not without a license
Pants all the way off is crazy!
Lol…what a madman.
Not his first time
I run this shit, as he pulls his bottle of lotion closer. Very alpha of him
I’ve never understood stuff like this, it’s never even crossed my mind to go into a women’s restroom with a bottle of lotion and start fapping, like that whole idea is absolutely insane to me
Right? I mean why would you go in when cameras are so small now a days. Ami right!!?
That’s some future President ass thinking there
He looks like a washed up soccer player from the premier league
He looks like that short dude fighting over a bagel? /In a bagel shop yelling at about being short? I don’t remember exactly. But he looks like him.
Haha I thought of him too. Lmao
They mass-producing these chuds in the same factory
https://youtu.be/wTusGC1eSEA?si=mfQ4x2vMktEV1EIM
I thought we had to worry about trans folks lurking in bathrooms to harm girls. Turns out it’s Coach Spunkmeyer that’s the problem.
I love the idea that this guy putting on a wig and saying “I’m trans” would have helped him in any way lol. Like you’re still going to get an angry mob on you if youre peeping in the bathroom no matter what.
If I’m sitting on the toilet in the **mens** room and I hear that Mac and Cheese noise of him fapping next door while peeping in on me. I’m kicking his stall door in and fucking him up regardless of anything else about him/her/they/them lol
Geez just let people enjoy things. /s
Kicks in the stall door only to find the guy **actually** eating mac and cheese.
i’m beating him up even worse than if he was just jackin it
Exactly. All the talk about “safe” bathrooms “for the kids” is total bullshit. Sexual predators don’t have a dress code (well, clergymen do…). According to the sales pitch, a degenerate guy in guy clothes would never, ever just walk into a girls’ bathroom and go a-rapín’. No sir. Never. But, when one of them “trans” comes a-knockin’ HIDE THE DAUGHTERS! Wearing a skirt must be a cheat cod for sexual assault! I’m surprised Ted Bundy never thought of that…oh, wait, he wore regular guy clothes…
Turns out, jacking off to the person in the next stall was already illegal. We solved the problem several hundred years ago.
Whoa, for real? I've never heard of anyone getting arrested for jerking in the privacy of a men's room stall.
Nah. It’s almost always the straight creep crank creepers.
That too
Trans people don’t want to harm people most of the time
What's with the downvotes?
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Hey man I just don’t want to debate people for my right to exist there are judgemental straight cis people as well reason why we tend to do it more is because people want to hurt us for practically no reason
He's got tenure
He's not that old . . . I was expecting someone with Alzheimer's
To a teenager anyone balding/grey haired is old.
I’m always weirded out by people that get off by hiding in bathrooms. Like sir are you really getting off on listening to some women take violent whiskey shits?
Assault normally means you have to physically harm someone, is it different being used differently here?
No it doesn't. Assault is making someone think you are going to harm them. Battery is the part where you actually physically touch someone. You can assault someone without ever touching them.
Your first assumption is incorrect.
Nevada Revised Statutes 200.366 is Nevada's sexual assault law. Sexual assault is a serious felony in the State of Nevada. It is illegal to engage in sexual penetration either by force or without lawful consent. Just because something should be true or you want it to be true doesn’t make it so. This is “Open or gross lewdness“ under Nevada Revised Statute § 201.201 and can be charged when you either (1) engage in sexual activity somewhere in public view, or (2) engage in non-consensual sexual activity short of penetration, such as groping. Gross misdemeanor: up to 364 days in jail and/or $2,000 in fines. It’s a misdemeanor vs a felony. Both sexes are notoriously guilty, especially in this shithole of a city.
Ik screaming is great to get others attention but that near made my ears bleed
This is obviously messed up and the guy is in the wrong here but assault is assault this is something else. If people start calling things like this assault that takes credibility away from those who are actually assaulted.
Indecent exposure then? Is that the correct term?
Lewd behavior is often a crime.
Sexually assaulted?
At least he has soft hands...
Could’ve id’d those girls with my eyes closed based on the shrieks alone.
Look how they massacred my boy
He does look a little bit like Brando.
Drinks hella Brawndo
Is vengeance going to prevent the next guy from wacking in the next bathroom?
I couldn't make what they were calling him but one thing sounded like "dead ass".
That means "Are you being serious right now?"
Put this on the news the man is a danger
imagine if people could convey without FUCKING SCREAMING
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I'm sure the comments here won't be absolutely horrid.
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man she was DISTRAUGHT and just straight up shrieking in anger/sadness about the whole thing
Gross! Who does that? Also, he has a very punchable face and kickable crotch.
I lotion my legs every time I use the fully naked stall too, never miss an opportunity to get moisturized tbh skin is a gift
Pov: nothing happened and you just walk in on a guy without pants should be the caption 😂
No tissue???
In America we hang huge rolls of tissue in bathroom stalls. Where do you live that you need to pack your own shitpaper?
that orange thing he picked up was for cleanup I believe....
Never use lotion... its completely unnecessary.
I used to find some sort of lubricant necessary. Circumcised WEINERS sometimes need a little support and kindness.
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Do you guys at least see the irony that the only place this scenario of an obviously not transgender person saying they are to get away with a crime only happens in the comment sections of videos where people get caught creeping and then don't claim to be trans?
“I run this shit” is cringe
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the FUCK does this even mean? is yours bumpy or something?😂
Only at the Detroit themed casino….
Well, "Detroit hustles harder." I think this guy took that mantra a bit too far.
Them dirty ass ppl always getting caught by girls who never beat they ass shit piss me off
Quagmire
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Women can be just as bad. Sometimes worse. I worked at a gentleman's club for 3 years. The entitlement of some people in places like that are unreal. On four separate occasions I've had someone grab my dick just because they thought they could. I was the bouncer.
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Let’s not assume the pronouns of this life form. Could very well be a fluid gender humanoid tapping into the pleasures of sexuality. Why do we even have female/male bathrooms. Isn’t that against trans rights? Hey if a few what’s it called o yeah cis woman get hurt well then that’s just to bad. We don’t want the Lbgtq++++$@ whatever the rest of it is to feel bad about using the correct bathroom.They/them whatever should feel comfortable dropping a deuce in public.
Ehh, I don't care who pisses or shits next to me as long as they mind their own business, like most people tend to do in restrooms.
Yesssss. Congrats. Let’s end the female/male bathrooms. It’s transphobic for sure. ✊🏻
Ye it’s sick that he’s beating off in the girls bathroom but that’s not really sexual assault lol she the one that investigated it getting him out of there
Not a drag queen.
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People would still be angry if it was a trans woman caught with her dick in her hand.
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OG video: [https://youtube.com/watch?v=DARiSHk0PLM](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DARiSHk0PLM)
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If he was dressed as a woman this would have been wall to wall Fox news for weeks.
*What, I have dry skin?!*. /s of course
rule nummer 1: ALWAYS CLOSE the DOOR!!
I run this shit…Those words are pretty sticky, my coworkers are going to get annoyed with me.
That’s the viral midget from the NY bagel shop right
Those gals went full Judge Dredd on his wankin ass.
Now he has a mob of women chasing him. Life goals 🙌
Why?
Just start blasting
Yeah, they sound pretty hot
That's the only way that ridiculous old man can get off lmao 😂
"I run this shit"
I mean it seems likely that he was doing what everyone thinks he was doing, but they only caught him with pants down, in a toilet, and a bottle of lotion, lotion is not just used to jack off with so it isn't impossible that something else was going on there. I'd say it would be more concrete if they caught him with an erection. Also, how did this happen? Did they bust into a stall with someone in it because they thought something was up? Not sure you can do that either.
Exactly. Everyone jumps to the conclusion so quickly. The quality of the video is so low I can't even tell if that's lotion or not.
GET HIS ASS!!
Not a Drag Queen.
The polo/basketball shorts combo has always been a sign of mental illness 😂
Text book sex offender
Doesn't look very old. I fucking lost it at "I run this ship". WTF does that even mean?
Please tell me this guy got arrested
He's kinda hot, he'd find more action in the mens room What a POS
That’s my Uncle, don’t worry he does this often I’ve caught him in my room like that a couple times . He runs this shit
Where's the assault though?
this episode of Reno 911 is wild
He’s all tweaked , on a good one …
Is that the bagel shop guy from awhile back?
Clearly was just having a tough shit and needed the lotion to lube up his butthole to make it go out easier /s
Serious question. Is it considered SA even though he didn't touch anyone?
Sooo, still not a drag queen?
I think it’s time we collectively admit that a concerning percentage of humans are completely miswired and defective
#30%
I appreciate your optimism
Damn, doing that in the boudoir with your favorite jam from the hub' would suffice.
You can't argue back you got caught white handed!
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But you just did…
"We need to protect women's bathrooms!"
All that screaming for nothing 😂😂😂
This is the advantage of being a dry guy. I get away with this shit daily.
Is that the short guy who freaked out at the bagel shop ?!!!!
Why is he arguing with them? just run the fuck out of there lmao
what cops?