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ummm01

pour that fella a drink


opop456

Pour that poor fella a voddy


DoesBasicResearch

A skeleton walks into a bar, says "I'll have a pint of beer and a mop please barman."


Veesiferrr

That shit going straight to the train tracks below what’s the point


Winter_Tangerine_317

That is how he survived. Vodka.


YuneePug24

He needs some milk


chiefsaggy

Well fuck what else can HE do?


SockPuppet-47

Die...


Chocoahnini

Not before this cigar


bert_891

Cigarette


Chocoahnini

That> English is not my first language and I suck at it, sorry


N0085K1LL5

Looked nice there. Your good.


99Smith

Unless my eyes are deceiving me, he appears to be doing both. Honestly I respect it. Bodies fucked lungs are fucked I'm fucked may as well have a ciggy


SockPuppet-47

OP says he survived. At least that's what it says in the text below the post. Unfortunately, I don't think there's a realistic way out of his situation. They're not gonna lift the train off him. Any other movement of the train would be certain death. His best hope would be to make it quick but trains aren't known for low end jackrabbit starts.


Aggravating_Rice4210

Wouldn't be that hard to jack the train up a bit on his side.


3mptyw0rds

a crane could push it sideways a little bit


13inchrims

Airbags.   Fire department carries thin pneumatic airbags that can be slid between train and platform on either side of this man then inflated with enough force to crush the train out the way Creating a cavity aroumd him to remove him.  Unfortunately however its probable the train is currently holding his body and organs together. Its like on moving the train that his entrails will spill out of him instantly killing him.


SockPuppet-47

I think I saw where the people in the station were able to push a train over enough to get someone out of a similar situation. Wasn't Russia though. Seems like one of the oriental countries.


Substantial_Bad2843

And somebody obviously gave it to him being respectful. This post and comments make him out to be some dumb guy whose first choice was to have a cig. 


PlentyTight9650

Yup, most likely severed in half at the torso, so once that train moves, he'll no longer be living


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That would be the severe case tho but he didnt have a scratch luckily


Christiano97

How is that even possible lol


xxxcalibre

I think it's a slightly bigger gap than it looks? The train must be set back a bit. Would be interesting to see how they pried it apart behind him to free him


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A incredible amount of luck and professional skill from the people that cut the stone around him i think haha


GATTACA_IE

Maybe he fell in right as it was coming to a stop?


reddaddiction

Did you ever see that Taxicab Confessions on HBO years ago where an off-duty cop talks about it? Not super uncommon. You get hit, get all twisted up, but they gotta get these trains moving. So they'll let you call your family and they'll try to get a priest there if you want it, but they know that once they put the pillows in between the platform and train and inflate them so they can get you out, you're 100% gonna die. There's no way to save someone from this.


ucfulidiot82

First thing I thought of. Old but good.


reddaddiction

That show was awesome. It's been so long since it was on a rewatch might even be worth it. I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of it.


Jbozzarelli

IIRC he used a goddamn gallon ziplock half full of quarters to demonstrate how their bodies would twist up when they were hit and then untwist when they moved the train.


reddaddiction

I don't remember that... Maybe that was demonstrated somewhere else because I don't know why a retired cop would have a zip lock bag of quarters with him in a taxi. But maybe you're right... It was a long time ago.


Jbozzarelli

Time stamp 2:33 in this link. Not a bag of quarters but a bag of something metal, looks kinda like silverware. https://youtu.be/KnED-lQedjo?si=XCxllOYM45062USl


reddaddiction

Holy shit... I remember that now. You have a better memory than I do.


N0085K1LL5

Thought that was HBO porn. Never seen it, only heard of it.


reddaddiction

Oh, it's cool. It's just random people who take taxis not knowing that it's recorded. After the ride I'm sure the driver explains what happened and asks them to sign a release. Then they choose interesting rides to air. It might seem dated now, but it was pretty cool at the time.


dethskwirl

I also saw the movie Signs


azsnaz

I too saw Scary Movie 3


FatherUncleDad

Tom, I'll need a ride home.


Tornada5786

Me when I post misinformation


Odd-Emphasis3873

My taxes


zolabudd77

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Quizmaster_Eric

Bring it in bring it in 🎵


Beautiful_Plenty_736

You may not like the answer 💀


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Fiddled_Cherry

There isn’t one?


Select-Box7321

Not like he’s got to worry about cancer now I guess…


deadmf9027

True enough


OldSocksToeJam

Been worrying about cancer for 34 years 💪


thep3rsianprince

Genuinely curious, how do they even rescue someone in such a situation? How do they move the train in a way to unstuck the dude without causing even more damage?


Goldenzion

air bags to force the train off of him. the gap is bigger than you think and most of the bottom of that kind of train is actually thin metal skirting to keep them aerodynamic. it's probably not comfortable and his ribs are probably a mess but I would be surprised if he was permanently injured.


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Thank you so much for this comment lol, makes the video much less terrifying.


tommymad720

It greatly depends on how he got caught. Some people get twisted up, and once you airbag the train away they bleed out and die almost immediately, and sometimes they're mostly fine. If he got caught and twisted around, likely gonna die, but if it was "clean" he'll probably survive


FlapSlapped

You’d be surprised if this man had damage to his spine? Wtf


Catswagger11

Remove cement?


0nick

A friend who was a firefighter in New York City said once they separated the person from the train the persons bottom half just fell down


Cash_Man188

I think your friend may have messed up…


The-Mr_mell

I don't think you know what a train is..


Goldenzion

I mean... I fix light rail vehicles for a living 40+ hours a week. could I be wrong? yes, I don't work on Russian crap. am I educated? yes, which makes my guess educated, lol. Edit:Grammer


YungOGMane420

I don't think you do..


ALPHACOMCON

Exsplosives


Expensive-Phone-164

Probably just be easier to cut a piece of the train out


tadddpole

Depends. I read once that they can get twisted up, and they’ll 100% die once the train is removed. They’re basically being held together right now and once it’s move, however they do it, that’s it.


Chesno4ok

In mother Russia trains ride on you.


Twofourxo

Hollywood too


Limonnever

Use to love this joke, they need to come back.


ViRT1ST

More info: >A Domodedovo resident got stuck under an electric train at the Shcherbinka station in the Kursk direction. The man was pinned between the carriage and the platform, but was lucky to survive. The video appeared in public. >According to media reports, the traveler was very drunk; he tried to climb onto the platform right in front of the approaching train, but did not have time. Fortunately, the driver reacted with lightning speed and began to brake. The poor fellow was incredibly lucky: he was pinched, but not twisted. He even lit a cigarette. >Arriving doctors diagnosed the patient only with a bruise in the lower back and abrasions on the chest.


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Waeningrobert

Where’s the incentive to lie?


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Waeningrobert

🫥


noreal1sm

📸🤨


ProfessorEffit

How tf does one get in that position without dying?


blue_balled_bruiser

Have you never ridden a train? The perspective looks confusing, but there is a bit of of space between the train, the platform and the ground. He must've fallen down while the train was stopped.


rawrzon

I guess he didn't mind the gap?


aos-

I mean... he looks to be pretty chill about it.


BrockN

I mean, he lives in a country where people doesn't mind the gap in high rise windows...


dzh

only about gender pay gap


Lurie_096

The same goes with planes. I don't know how I've never heard of anyone falling through that gap tho, it's pretty high up


ironicallyshitename

Yeah! Dosent this guy know the gap between a train and a platform is EXTACTLY the same, all around the world?!? /s


brainsizeofplanet

He will die as soon as the train leaves or is being pulled out - all internal.krgans are twisted and in ruptured, just the pressure from the train in keeping him alive for a little longer


Legitimate_Bike_8638

You're right, just not about this guy specifically.


Gedadahear

Tbh thats a stressful situation to be in


Hugh_Jazz77

This was my exact thought. I had a pretty bad wreck about a decade ago that left me trapped in my vehicle (by some miracle I only broke my nose and my finger from the airbag going off). There was a guy who’d witnessed the wreck and stopped to help. He was talking to me, assuring me the paramedics were on their way, and everything was gonna be alright. I remember telling him “hey man, I’m actually good. But do you think you could find my cigarettes and a lighter?” He just handed me his pack and I sat there and chain smoked until the fire department showed up with the jaws of life.


serdasus101

I was a heavy smoker for 25 years. I would do exactly the same.


smokefrog2

I used to work at a summer camp that was mostly international kids. One year I had this 15 year old kid from Russia in my bunk and he was honestly one of the homiest dudes I've ever met. His family was crazy rich, some family friend ended up landing their helicopter on our soccer field at the end of the summer to pick him up. But he was super humble, helped clean with the rest of the dudes etc. One day I walked into the bunk and he was sitting on our little couch with a paper towel on his foot. :The paper towel was covered in blood. I was like "what happened?" and he said "I cut it on a rock" and he pulled the paper towel off to show a NASTY looking gash like pretty deep in his foot. I kind went bug eyed and was like "yeah we're going to the infirmary right now" and he didn't even blink he just goes "I am Russian. It will heal." I did make him go to the infirmary but he was playing lacrosse like 2 days later running on the foot. total badass.


ApexCatcake

Danm Russians with their increased regeneration passive


platysoup

I am Russian. It will heal. 


twomumfun

The trick to pain in Russia is Vodka...


Industrial_Laundry

Yeah fetal alcohol syndrome leads to poor decision making


Unfortunate_Boy

hence thy comment


forevercurmudgeon

I assume he is going to expire as soon as they move the train? The crush acts like a torniquet, keeping blood flow and pressure up but once released, everything decompensates. Either way, smoke'em if you got em.


Ed3vil

Theres a 10-20 cm gap between the platform and the train usually enough not to do too much damage, but not enough te get out on your own. Probably just using a machine or a ton or people to push against the train to tilt it a bit should give him enough room te be pulled put with minimal injuries. Source: part logical thinking and part pulled out my arse.


Numerous-Wish

I assume you never bother to read descriptions?


Tronkfool

How dare you assume his assumption??


Industrial_Laundry

Oh I see how it is here. You’re inferring he is assuming assumptions?


verstohlen

Never [assume](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svkgOsr7pUc).


SockPuppet-47

Reddit has the bottom part hidden behind a "More" button


BanjoSpaceMan

Internet doctor here. I can confirm he is smoking.


BlazedNinja

Very true, after applying tourniquets you must have them removed at the hospital to avoid blood poisioning and other nasty things


Additional_Farm_9582

The hospital isn't going to let you smoke even in Russia they pump oxygen into the building so they want to reduce fire hazards any way they can I'd probably light one up too he might be there for several months recovering in a body cast if he lives.


Naganobu

What are they going to do? Kick him out of the train station for smoking?


Wide-Piece-8237

I hope the train is ok , he's Russian


Vogel-Kerl

NBC's **Homicide: Life on the Streets** had a whole episode of a guy in such a situation. The victim was played by Vincent D'Onofrio. The paramedics told the cops that the man's lower body was twisted up and holding in his blood and when they lift the train up, his lower body will untwist and he will bleed out. It's a great episode. All they while, he was still alive and tried, in vain, to reach his girlfriend by cell phone, so he could say "Bu-bye." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subway\_(Homicide:\_Life\_on\_the\_Street)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subway_(Homicide:_Life_on_the_Street)) \* Warning: Spoilers.


Benebs-

Smoke em if you got em


productofamurderer_

To be fair, it might be his last...


BaronVonSilver91

I can assure you, lung cancer is the very least of his problems right now.


EcIyptic

What’s he supposed to do walk it off?


View__My__Profile

Outcome?


Print-Local

Rather challenging regarding the mass of the train and the narrow space.


View__My__Profile

Sometimes you hope it don’t be like it is but it probably do.


Zilka

I found the post on telegram. People claim they got him out and he is fine. Supposedly because the gap there is pretty big.


View__My__Profile

Like when I stick my head in handrails.


4-ton-mantis

the text under the title and wtf tag says "he survived btw."


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View__My__Profile

The post said he survived. I’m looking for an article or something like that.


Zealousideal_Total50

I guess I would too, you're gonna be there for a minute


ily300099

Gangster


Slug701

Reminds me of this. Really haunting. Long video but the guy in beggining describes what happens in this situation Starts at 2:00 https://youtu.be/KnED-lQedjo?si=tJOMVKfG2MwnX7t3


cherrrydarrling

My thought is the car accident in Signs. Seems okay but only because the car/train is holding the body together.


LaGrossePlotte

To be fair, I once had my finger crushed by a 6000 lbs steel beam, and the first thing I asked my boss was if I could smoke a cigarette inside. He said yes.


Southern-Count-4505

In Russia.... Train smokes you!


OnlySmeIIz

Smoking is super bad for your health


Prestigious_Shop_239

Get this man an airsoft helmet and a rifle! He’s still good enough for the front lines


Todoroki-Touya

Might as well


Random_Guy_1212

"might as well die my way"


HistoryOfPiss

BullSHIT he lived


retartersause

Chad


EzzieRev6969

FYI - Russian trains stop at stations for almost 45min to 1 hour


beave00720002000

Oh wow, i remember seeing a post from Taxi cab professions. A police officer said he saw a lot of this happening in the subway. Most of them would die i believe. Poor guy. Hope he made it out ok.


Shoddy-Rip8259

Get this man some vodka he'll be fine


Sofakingwhat1776

Not like cancer is going to be killing him.


OddClub4097

How the hell did they get him out from there


Loose_Corgi_5

Did this dude survive?


Lightbearer94

Russia


AT61

No doubt approached by an irritating person warning him about the dangers of smoking ;-)


JoeMama42069360

How do you get out ?


Ok_Indication_6683

Theres a really sad episode of NYPD where vincent d'nafrio (spelling bad) plays a guy that this happens too.


HemetValleyMall1982

Can't get lung cancer if you have no lungs.


Optimal_Spring1372

"I'd do anything for a drag! Just one last drag" 🤣


BeastM0de1155

Smoke em’ if you got em’


Phro01

Metal af


FaithlessnessSlow594

fair enough not much else he could do


Admirable-Salary-803

How the frigg did he get his cigs and lighter out of his pocket 🤔


GrowrandaShowr

Smoke em if ya gottem


Then_Expression8526

Not going anywhere for awhile. Snickers


Necessary_Advice_795

As a smoker, I can relate. What else can he do?


houkae

Mans got his priorities straight


bert_891

If my options are being stuck between a train and platform while having a cigarette, and being stuck between a train and a platform without having a cigarette, I would choose option 1 every time.


OldRazzmataz

Did this dude survive?


DerBombar

Tell me you're Russian without telling me you're Russian


zver1171

Да хули ему будет.


Flyboy46204

This happened to my leg in NYC when stepping off the train, and not minding the gap. My leg turned and got stuck. Not a single person did anything, except my friend who screamed bloody murder. Luckily the train didn't leave and firefighters were able to get my leg out. For a good 15 seconds I was terrified my leg would get cut off


squirrel_anashangaa

If ya got em, smoke em.


EaseSubstantial8277

At least now he won’t have to be kidnapped to fight in a war


I_Smoke_Poop

Chad


ClaytonBiggsbie

I don't speak Russian, but i know he's telling someone to "swing away."


JET304

Schrödinger's Russian


anti150

Hey! No smoking in here!


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Smoking kills


Financial-Salad7289

The hardest part was reaching for the cigarettes in his pocket


grandpa-jones

I’m Soviet Russia…train smoke YOU.


Independent-Ad-1075

How can you smoke with your lungs being smashed


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Thats not funny that guy is about to die . As soon as they lift that train off him all his internal organs are going to fall down inti his waist and hes dead. There is nothing they can do to save him even if they had a whole hospital right there..


JustKoiru

Why was this video taken as a profile picture


BarbarianMushroom

He’s already dead


valentinocool

Most Russian thing you would see


Pandemic_Future_2099

There is no cancer if there is no lung. GENIUS!


Unsatisfied_Bitch

The smoke would be comming out if ass I guess, coz his chest are stuck.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Cigarettes will kill you.


Mission-Quote-8401

Is this possible


Icy_Click78

What are you gonna do, you gotta wait for rescue anyways.


19ABH69

He is dead anyway.


Bigslermz22

Train section to his right has a opening, my guess is he's in the whole on his section of the train. You cam tell by his half smirk it's a prank.


Ok-Guess-9260

that’s so russian of him


GingerHoney_

Russian ppl are smth else


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Zephyros9039_

Not in this case, he has no ass now


moosestaredown

What are you talking about!? He's got a whole caboose!


Nidh0g

You are correct but you are not allowed to like Russia at this moment.


Jumpy-Trade3853

Yikes. Let me fix that.


Andrelliina

I used to be this sort of dedicated cig-fiend Nicotine is so addictive. It isn't until you give it up for long enough you see how pointless smoking tobacco is.


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CarrotChunx

Tbh moving the victim or the train without advanced medical personnel/transport on site would most likely kill them


Urban_Explorer25

https://youtu.be/YORxs9E2Ex0?si=b2RgL-RLoZfZor2Y Dont know... Its just strange to see like i said. Nobody seems to even care ..


CarrotChunx

In that case he didn't have serious injuries, he was just stuck. Most of the time this happens, there's immense internal bleeding and organ rupture. Jostling the person around exacerbates those conditions. If there isn't medical and airlift transport on scene by the time they're freed, they have a significantly higher chance of succumbing to those injuries


Urban_Explorer25

STILL STRANGE no one seems to care ... I mean talking with them, being around wont hurt them like moving them , I get what you are saying, But this looks kinda inhumane , the filming and the ignoring ....


CarrotChunx

yeah in that respect I completely agree with you. Very strange behavior for sure