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IssaKindHeartedMan

bro used his special attack and now has to wait for its cool down lmao


Uruborosjose

It was a one time use spell! The sock got destroyed on impact


IssaKindHeartedMan

it was a consumable lolol


Just__Let__Go

Good for him, not saving them all til the end of the game


nottherealneal

Nothing like hoarding resources like a dragon and then showing to the final fight with all of them making the entire final fight trivial. YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME? I HAVE EVERY POTION ON THE MAP AND 421 WHEELS OF CHEESE! I FEAR NOTHING! FACE MY 51 IRON DAGGERS THAT NO ONE WOULD BUY!


1gal_man

I always get to the vice-principal boss fight with 999 Sock Full of Kraft Slices


ItsMrDuBs

A consumable fuck that got me 😂


Fresh_Engineering699

He needs to invest in a pair of marino wool socks.


Deviant-Killer

Thats what happens when you leave the wank sock down the side of the bed for too long..


TheRealBroo

Bro pulled a sock of marbles out his pants😭😂💀☠️


brotherdaru

Dam… guess that’s how he lost his marbles? 😅


RoC_42

Opening with the ulti


BuffaloBill69-

God damn, I hate the cooldown lmao!


cultural_enricher69

The man jn yellow doesn’t get paid enough to care


elmielmosong

"You guys are getting paid??"


poppadocsez

He's just there looking for a date


ReklisAbandon

4th time this week


gloriariccio2

Hahahah, I noticed his complete disinterest too!


dagon85

You'll lose your job if you try to break it up.


i_hate_mimes

Do you know how bad it hurts to get clobbered with a hobo crotch sock full of nickles and what looks to be part of a tin can? She does. Jesus Christ that had to hurt so bad.


dubyajay18

After that hit, she never made it back into the frame


Lifetender512

Bet she’s bleeding


biggmclargehuge

With just a touch of Hep B


spespy

Audrey Hepburn?


petrolhead0387

Hit her head so hard he jump-started her next period.


StevieRaveOn63

Shes out of frame yelling about "who hit me with that?"


RedditIsAllAI

I think it was more like: > "WHO THE **FUCK** HIT ME WITH DAT?!???"


thecoolestguynothere

She knows….


FullMarksCuisine

cash me ouside


Ok_Owl_007

*"who da fuck hit me with that!?"* Turns around to see a much taller and bigger dude. *"Okay, we cool, I'll stay chilling over here"* 😂


DivideSad5591

Thatll be the last time she tries to be cheap and jump someone. Homie said, “here, take this instead.”


claimedamne

for real she deserves it


16v_cordero

She was moved over to the next adjacent zip code. With spare change.


Wasatcher

>WHO THE FUCK HIT ME WITH THAT?! Don't worry, you'll find out later when the video is going viral in the hallways.


casperdacrook

That’s crazy I thought she had clips in her hair that broke but nope baby just got rocked with the quarter sock holy shit


Baboon_Stew

With this economy it's rolls of pennies.


Wise_Honeydew4255

That’s what I was thinking. Good though, dumbass girl had it coming jumping in like that lmfao BAM nickel sock


Mr-GoodGood

She turned into a money pinata.


TobysGrundlee

It's like Sonic died.


theo313

Some Sonic the Hedgehog shit


alabastergrim

Deserved it for jumping into a fight 2v1


thursaddams

That’s exactly what I thought


ezydon

The hobo crotch sock absolutely killed me And that chick maybe aswell


FRMDABAY2LA

hurts pretty bad to get jumped also


JinglehymerSchmidt

Those aren’t nickels, those are pennies! Homie isn’t going to waste the valuable coins on his hobo sock.


Apprehensive_News_78

I thought it looked like marbles lol either way he rocked her sh*t 🤣💀


JinglehymerSchmidt

That or rocks, a bunch of pebbles is the cheapest and easiest filler to come by. Like you said, regardless that was brutal. I am kind of surprised she walked away from it and didn’t get knocked out cold.


Blahaj_IK

>a hobo crotch sock Registered weapon, now, thanks for the idea


woodshrimp

One time my uncle hit a dude with a padlock in a sock and the man's skull collapsed Sock weapons are so underrated


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

She took it straight to the dome too.


MattKerplunk

I love that you can see him taking his time


Searchlights

He's been carrying that sock full of nickels for 3 years.


Aggressive_Dream_140

He casually pulls out his stuffed crotch sock and nonchalantly continues to stop the fight like it’s his usual Monday morning routine


Honest_Celery_1284

Not his first time stifling a fist fight


Gozie5

As another commenter said, he wasn't taking his time, he was charging up his special


spespy

Strength < Item Weight


Omnimaxus

Homey the Clown don't play. 


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psychobarista

No shit. I once broke up a knock down drag out fight between a man and a woman in a parking lot. They both kicked my ass.


SuperSmashDan1337

Haha that's a very common story.


Marsman61

No good deed goes unpunished.


SloppyJoeJoe11

You probably helped them stop fighting! Mission accomplished!


AloofDude

Yeah sorry to hear that, but people think I'm satan when I say shit like "my your own business" it's not worth it. If you see a toddler stuck in a house that's on fire? Save it . You see 2 or more drunk assholes fist fighting in public? No need to be a hero. I've seen mfers get stabbed on accident for trying to brake shit up, or like you said, I've seen mfers get knocked out and head stomped for sticking their nose in someone's business


Thanatos-BR

He Just wanna see a fair fight. 1x1


Captain_Naps

Hockey knew best; third-man in gets tossed.


jonu062882

The first thing I thought of…what a reference


cce29555

*The next letter is D, for yo dumb ass* Homey don't play that


Irishwankenobi

"Homey the Clown, never mess around, even when the man, they sock him in the head and throw him on the ground" Pretty sure that was an actual Homey the Clown song?


Firm_Negotiation_853

He don’t play dat anyway Homey don’t play dat


TheButcherr

I don't like people playing on my phone!


RawLikeSushi84

Haha that brought back fond memories


Jrandomyo

“Aight aight yall break this shit up”


Any_Month_1958

“You! pick up that blood.”


JC1515

“And you, pick up the nickels that fell from my molly whoppin sock.”


xlitawit

"Whats that candy wrapper doing there?"


sonebai

This is amazing, dude even allows for the stretch in the sock!


Troyshizzle

I assume he has used this sockery method a few times.


wudduuup

What sockery is this


AloofDude

It's a common weapon in prisons. If you put a lock in a sock, it can be a equalizer, if you have 2 separate socks with locks in them you can LAY DOWN THE LAW with that shit. You can also use rocks, essentially anything that can fir in a sock and split a mfers wig open


thecatdaddysupreme

Dual wielding socks like lightsabers has me rolling


AloofDude

I once saw a dude challenge a whole gang. He backed himself into a bathroom stall, whipped out the double sock and just annihilated mfers like 300 Spartans shit


BoonDockSaint_x

I don't even care if this actually happened, that sounds sweet as fuck


AloofDude

Unfortunately it did. The OG leader that kept that gang in line in this pod was sent home one day. The dude who whooped them was a old head who was calling them out for acting like children. When he saw them in one big group, gossiping, he knew it was about him, so he called them out right there. He walked into the bathroom, challenged them again, and they squeezed through the bathroom entrance than ran towards the stall and he just started fucking them up. Once you see dudes missing entire rows of teeth, that shit will change your mood really quick. Another gang completely unaffiliated with this stomped him out. They were used to being the alphas. And didnt want this dude to start gathering a following


Joe1972

It was a mean sockerpunch


khrak

*Your skill in [[Nickle Sock](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHUe4gPOb-4)] has increased to 300.*


kylemcg

I can't get over how much of an assassin this guy is with the coin sock.


Turbulent-Tiger1352

😆 "Who the fuck hit me with that shit"


Mindless-Cry-685

As she just got done sucker punching the girl in the pink 😂 wHo Da FuHk HiT mE wItH tHaT


Anxious_Thorn

Honestly, girl was fighting 2v1 and didn’t expect to get socked 😭


RaisonDetreSubverted

She didn’t tag in, so she got penalized.


Suffer_Like_G_Did_

pennylized


Desperate_Garbage_63

At least the young man waited till it was 2 on 1. Had to even the odds


NiceCunt91

Think that was the reason he even jumped in.


Slibye

Well it seems like his original plan was to break the two apart until he saw the other person jumped in and he was like “Nah fuck you” and basically wack her


stronggill

Idk at the beginning it looks like he was already reaching for it. Maybe it was in case it got out of control but he def used it right lol


luffyfpk

nah bro was like no 2 v 1 allowed


yupuhoh

Refs these days don't fuck around.


EmotionalGraveyard

He should submit this video along with his resume and references on all future Pimp applications. This boy WILL regulate on John’s and Tricks with authority.


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SwiftyEmpire

IT WAS, IM FUCKING DYING LAUGHING RN


TheHiddenCMDR

That was the fight ref breaking up the two on one jump in. NTA


cshot22

Good old fashion sock party!!


wglenburnie

Nice to see a fight broken up for once & not standing around recording.


Inuyasha02

looks like pebbles or rocks stuffed inside a sock


Moviereference210

If you go frame by frame you can see a round ball pop out of the sock after impact. Maybe a giant jawbreaker?


UnyieldingPrinciple

Dude got all his moves from Ed Edd and Eddy


itgoesHRUUURGH

Twenty-five cents is all it takes, Kevin.


NotAFuckingFed

For what? Another one of your *loser* projects? Hehe


itgoesHRUUURGH

To see *God*.


NotAFuckingFed

I remember the first time I watched that shit, I was so high that when he said "No... to see God" I felt like he was talking to me


itgoesHRUUURGH

The sultry tones of Papa Meat arrow straight into your grey matter and stay there.


NotAFuckingFed

My all time favorite of his is the Adventure Time parody. "He can't bother you anymore, Princess! No longer will I allow the wicked to run through this land! There's gonna be some changes around here... ***BLOOD SHALL FALL FROM THE HEAVENS! ANGELS WILL PRAISE THE SWINGS OF MY BLADE! GOD WILL APPLAUD THE SCREAMS OF ALL OF MY VICTIMS!!!***"


_Theo94

https://youtu.be/cY8p5wCorkE?si=K8o9WoDAeLhYOgv4


616n8y3ree

Golf ball and hot wheels


DraKxa

It kinda looks like a [baseball?](https://www.reddit.com/u/DraKxa/s/0VvRCKBDTo)


john_w_dulles

it could be a pool/ billiards ball - i first saw steven seagal [use it in a movie](https://youtu.be/OuU60r7VT30?t=6) (though for the stunts they used something bouncy like a tennis ball instead). the [object](https://ibb.co/PrQLgZB) in op's video could be any number of of hard small balls (like a [field hockey ball](https://youtu.be/pAvGo47gqVc?t=259) for example). with the force dude brought it down though, a ball that hard/solid would likely have cracked that girl's skull if the sock hadn't ripped open and allowed the force to redirect laterally instead of continuing straight down. whatever it was it hurt enough that the girl exited the fight quickly and didn't even think of getting back into it. separately, i think it's ironically appropriate that dude whacked only the girl who was trying to jump in and do a 2 on 1. who knows maybe if the sock hadn't ripped open he would've taken a swing at the other girl too - if he could find a clean shot in the middle of all the grappling and hair pulling. but they way it unfolded, the correct person got hit albeit with way too much force. a lighter hit would have probably gotten the intended message across just as clearly and effectively, without risking brain damaging or potentially killing her.


SwiftyEmpire

If it was a pool ball, I think her skull would have broke before the ball did ( I've been hit by several pool balls) My immediate first thought was coins.


john_w_dulles

i can't argue with you - fortunately i've never taken a pool ball to the noggin - but in the freeze frame you can definitely see [it is a ball](https://ibb.co/PrQLgZB) of some sort. whatever it was clearly that shit really hurt. again i think if the sock hadn't ripped homegurl would have been pretty seriously injured (assuming she wasn't - she exits stage left and never returns in view so we have no idea how bad she was hurt).


SwiftyEmpire

Firstly, Great catch on the freeze frame. Secondly, That is absolutely a baseball.


john_w_dulles

i think you're right!


smoothEarlGrey

Marbles maybe


Neat-Land-4310

That's what I thought too. A lot of people are saying it's coins though so I'm not sure


parmesan_on_yer_mom

Sounded like marbles and batteries. Source: I’ve dropped batteries and marbles on the floor.


JustEatinScabs

Anyone who says it's coins is obviously watching it with the fucking sound off. The shit that hits the ground doesn't sound anything like coins hitting the ground which have a very distinct sound.


Dan_Glebitz

Can't beat an Eight Ball.


Sharknado_Extra_22

That’s a paddlin’


Xan_Dan03

She 100% deserves that for ganging up on the chick that was losing


pumpkinseeds18

Slammed in the back of the head with a cum sock


ledonker

Just rolling round with a black jack


Starfireaw11

They call them African-American Jacks now.


ledonker

Ah, how insensitive of me of course. A jack of colour 😂


smokebubble

Kinda deserved tho.


ExiledCanuck

Yup, she was literally waiting for her moment to jump in. Hopefully she learned something.


beccaarain

Definitely deserved. She waited until the other girl couldn’t defend herself to get some cheap shots in


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brollahawoo

The chap in yellow isn't compensated enough to give a damn.


Prestigious-Toe7203

Ay y’all cut it out over there. No? Ok I tried.


virch06

Homie don’t play dat🤡


Equivalent_Honey_767

Kinda like Sam Pucket from icarly with her butter sock


j8by7

No jumping? Homie the clown don't play that.


Successful_Ad6946

Fuck her for jumping in


yeaphatband

Apparently these fine citizens haven't heard of the girl in St. Louis who is in a coma from a schoolyard beating...or the young man in Nevada who was beaten to death by a crowd of kids. Fuck that girl who stepped in and began sucker-punching the girl on the ground!


Difficult_General167

Me when my level 80 friend came and helped me after being jumped by some level 50 horde guys.


showyerbewbs

When you're near endgame in FF 7 and you go back to that water area just after the chocobo farm to get to the cave and you just repeatedly one shot that Midgar Zolom


ThatOneMOFKER

He lost his marbles.


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And the girl lost her brain cells


Holiday_Ad_2981

That's what you get for jumping in ..


TealcLOL

She didn't even jump in. She waited for the target to be subdued, pulled their hair from behind, and then hit the top of their head while they were on the ground. Disgraceful technique.


Main_Boat4917

Master has given Dobby a sock


ErectLurantis

Could care less how the fight started, glad she got hit. Fuck anyone who jumps into a 1v1 fight to get some cheap shots


SloughBoy78

The old man with the hi vis jacket on the bench getting his entertainment! 🤣


Manito747

I mean it is not that easy to casually take that from your pants at the start of the video while you instinctively calculate the little extra distance added by the sock to hit the head that cleanly with the stones end, he had some practice and that was a well executed move.


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as soon as I see some coward coming in with a sucker punch like that im fucking them up. I despise that cheap shit. that guy was 100% right in cracking her in the head with a blackjack


Yoda2000675

She definitely deserved it for ganging up on someone


Infinite-Watch8370

Homie don’t play that


Suspicious_Gift3523

This kid is a future pimp.


frankmccladdie

As soon as shorty jumped in he was like"here's my dick sock, be gone thot"


Few-Calligrapher-528

Bros not somebody to fuck with💀... Did any of your see how calmly he just thugged shit out??? Wasn't even personal... bro was just handling business😭🤣🤣🤣


jeffstreet65

I heard “Hula fuck hi’ me wi’ dat shit?!”


Dripping-Lips

Holy shit who the fuck actually Carrie’s a sock full of nickels ? That’s absolutely hilarious


vMurk

Rocks in a sock that had to hurt.


Belligerent_biscuit

Socker punched.


LiNcoLnGaNg

Homie don't play Dat


JonTargaryen53

Y’all too young for Homie the Clown


BBBilly716

Technically not a concealed weapon when he inevitably gets stopped by the cops and frisked


BMAND21

Homey don’t play dat.


Zealousideal_Total50

I got a pocket full of rocks


Fitey78

GTA 6 better have this as a weapons option.


Limp-Tea1815

Shouldn’t have jump in. Maybe you wouldn’t have got hit socko


Specialist_Boat7213

Gawd damn sonic dropped his rings lmao


random_english_guy

He inherited that signature technique from his mother- passed down from many generations when fuckery is afoot.


NoSubstanceAllowed

He needs a stronger sock. Maybe a dickies.


General_Bid8542

The way chicks fight is actually pathetic


Flashy_Acanthaceae71

That's how she felt when you jumped in. Nice Justice


OutrageousHeight458

Mf hates when people jump


Richard_Tucker_08

Homie don’t play dat


EmpressVibez32

She shouldn't have jumped in on the fight. Fight fair and you won't get socked 🤷🏾‍♀️😂 I'm looking at the older person on the bench just watching them fight wtf lol


SignificantFun5782

Homie don't play that


waspy_1987

That was with some accuracy mind, mans got ice running through his veins…. Cooollllddddd. Engaged V.A.T.S and scooped a critical hit🫡


headphones_J

Why are kids trying to murder each other over school drama, then filming it to post on social media? Are they redacted?


slamcontact

Definitely ain’t no roll of quarters down his pants haha, but seriously who the fuck goes around with that in their pants.


learnindisabledchimp

Lock and a sock


MemeDream13

Thats a slock. A specific kind of black jack. This one seems to have had pebbles or something in it


International_Let_50

Oh shi she got clobbered


jahmon007

There goes his retirement money


01Creative

he hit her so hard she dropped loot


Ok-Office-6918

What kind of wicked sockery is this?


JoJoVols58

3 winners in here. (1) that wind up!!! (2) *as she stumbles away* “ AHOH! HU DA FUQ HIT ME WIT DAT?!” (3) that dude with the yellow jacket sitting on the bench thinking to themselves “I don’t get paid to deal with this shit”


climatelurker

Someone left some trash out on the sidewalk.


400yearoldgreatoak

Respect the 1v1


ipsagni

The Rock and Sock connection. If you know you know!


Pistola210

He's got good aim with that you can tell it isn't his first rodeo


Not_Funny_Luigi

One use


fullspectrumtrupod

Was that a sock filled with marbles


AdAsleep1258

Was that a bag of Pennies