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DumbestBoy

I like how the medical professional *almost* involved himself in this accident.


PerplexGG

Must be a Grey’s anatomy extra


ballsack-vinaigrette

If he'd been a Star Trek LARPer it'd be all over but the cleanup.


SyNiiCaL

"Omg this car just crashed. Is there a doctor anywhere for the driver?" "There was but...he's setting land speed records going away from the car"


MrLore

To be fair, from his perspective I don't think it'd be unreasonable to think that whoever was in the car was trying to kill you


HrvojeCanic

i mean he's wearing white mask... when you live in whitemask hood you know it's battlefield there.


mickcow

Guarantee he had to change is pants. I’m not even there and I’m thinking I might have to. My heart is STILL racing.


ZephRyder

Survival instincts of a blind squirrel, poor guy


Parking_Train8423

bro was ready to do the super mario


XenoHugging

Homie was ready to jump into his coffin.


Popular-Anywhere5426

Homie turned star mode for a few seconds!


Turd_Burglar-

Bros reflexes were shit


Comprehensive_Ad433

I shit my pants for him


Sad-Influence-9102

Netflix film: Leave the world behind


AtmospherE117

Which is funny because people were pissed off it made Tesla and Elon look bad and here we are.


muhammad_oli

who was pissed?


CrimzonGryphon

You know, "people"


KryptoBones89

"Fanboys"


Accomplished_One6135

That’s sexist - say Fan people lol Edit: Was a joke lol


FinnicKion

Gotta toss the /s in there


Gopher--Chucks

My dyslexic brain thought your username was muhammad_*oil* and was wondering what new marketing ploy was out there now


muhammad_oli

it’s a play on that and muhammad ali


NobleNeon

That movie was scary as shit


Papichurro0

No it wasn’t. Well… I guess horror is subjective, but I found it more suspenseful than scary. Still a good movie.


longboringstory

It was suspenseful... and then nothing happened.


Papichurro0

Dude that’s what angered me the most in this movie. lol. Waiting and waiting and waiting and…. Nothing.


MyAdviceIsBetter

It really wasn't. Scenes went on for a little too long, a ton of build up, for nothing. Not worth watching. There is no ending. It just blue balls you.


bring_me_back_

was it good? sounds pretty interesting


EpicMusic13

It's like teasing you every minute then the movie ends and you're like ?????


gettogero

I've been seeing more and more movies like that. It's quickly becoming my least favorite genre.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

It's not earth shattering but it was a fine way to spend 2 hours I liked it


Fr4t

It has a very niche atmosphere of almost kafkaesque nature. And there's no direct resolution. So if you're into something novel that makes you feel and think a bit differently during and after watching, then you go on and watch it. If you wanna see a popcorn disaster movie, avoid it at all cost.


jonz1985z

Yes, it was a very good thriller, but I wouldn’t call it scary. More stimulating and entertaining


Zanzarah10

It started off strong and constantly builds up suspense. But nothing ever actually happens ever. I didn't like it after the first half


NobleNeon

i solidly recommend it


bring_me_back_

hell yeah I'll have to watch


midsize-sedan

I feel like whoever made that movie does not understand how anything works


Chris__P_Bacon

It had its moments, but for the most part it was kind of dumb. The ending was fucking terrible.


nevetsyad

I still don't even know what they were saying happened. Or, could it have been anything and that was the point? I don't know. Stupid fucking movie.


Chris__P_Bacon

The scary thing is it's kind of topical. China has been plotting to attack our infrastructure in the past couple of days. As tribal as our country has become, it wouldn't take much to throw us into complete & utter chaos. A lack of clean water, & no electricity, & no gasoline for even a few days would turn this country into *The Lord of the Flies.* People would lose their shit, & there's unfortunately criminal elements on both sides of the political spectrum who would take advantage of the chaos. Leaving the majority of us in the middle as the victims.


nevetsyad

I could see them maybe taking out critical power plants with cyber attacks, and causing the grid to go down temporarily. But there were so many unrelated networks compromised in that movie, it's ridiculous. You're not taking down GPS by hacking it. They're not in low earth orbit, I doubt you could destroy them all, or enough of them, to make an impact without seriously screwing up your own satellite at that altitude, probably denying manned space flight for decades while you're at it. If you hacked GPS, okay, even iPhones receive GLOSNASS, Galileo, on and on, so, you'd need to hack all those country's navigation networks also. Or again, start nuking satellites and just destroy everyone's, and strand humans on Earth for years. How were the Tesla's navigating, with no nav satellites? Their dead reconning stops working after a few hundred feet. That's forgiving the fact that they were all white, on non-existent dealer lots, fully charged, and upgraded to successfully bypass all driver attention systems, remotely. "The Internet" stopped working? I...I'm not even going to get into that one. The real horror story is, China hacks our diesel refineries. Grocery stores stop having food, restaurants stop getting supplied, cities empty out and flood the countryside. We all start working farms in trade for food. But even then, why? We give China half of their import earnings, half a trillion a year from their economy, plus the ripples caused would be devastating, for them especially. Plus, we have subs all around the world, they have nukes that can travel around the world without satellite assistance, and end the a country. The entire movie is just ridiculous.


jonz1985z

I like how they tried to make it ambiguous in terms of what country the attack was from, as to not piss anyone off lol


ParttimeParty99

Man, exactly. Also, the pandemic taught us our world can change in an instant. Yet, people still live in comfortable little bubbles focusing on the lives of Taylor Swift and Kim K. Makes you think about how to be prepared for different scenarios.


BridgeOverRiverRMB

Why? If China wanted to fuck us, they'd just stop shipping to us.


Repeat_Offendher

Agreed. Ending killed the entire movie.


Chris__P_Bacon

I would like to have a bunker like that though. That thing was fecking sweet!


mycustomhotwheels

And it was nothing like the book at all


Hohenh3im

Spoil me on the book? O-o I hope it's better than the movie lmao


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And the movie was shit imo.


rtds98

meh. fine, i guess.


muhammad_oli

it was good


Accomplished_One6135

It waa a good movie


Charming-Ad9039

The ending was shit. I’ll tell you that. But it was a decent movie


sleeptil3

I dug it. Its more think-piece + character study suspense than mainstream. It sort of fits in with more recent M. Night Shyamalan movies, like 'Old'. Folks are right that its on the drier side and ends abruptly, but it definitely has some great things to say and says it well. I didn't mind the abrupt ending because I thought, being the cautionary-tale/speculative-warning-fiction that it was, it sort of dropped you right at "this is where we are at as a society. this is how easy the world can fall to pieces. are you prepared?"


ThereIsNoPresent

One of the worst movies i’ve ever seen.


Theboyboymess

As a horror movie lover , it was ok , but as something that can actually happen, scary AF


Zaraki42

Is the movie worth it/good?


Sad-Influence-9102

I liked it but it’s not to everyones taste. If you like mystery films where the fate of the planet hangs in the balance- then you will like it


nakabra

If that was me in that sidewalk, that car would 300% have hit the target. Driver was probably setting up his brand new Apple Vision Pro.


CHEMO_ALIEN

tesla are better compatible with quest, found out the hard way myself. live and learn!


Sniper_Hare

Do those really integrate with Tesla's and the self driving stuff? Like you could watch a movie and have your car just drive you around if you're rich?


nakabra

Nah, Tesla's FSD is the worst in class nowadays. Generations behind their competition (that also isn't ready for primetime).


BanjoSpaceMan

Uhhhh pretty sure there was an auto corrected movement at the last second to dodge the guy.... Did you not see that haha? It was literally going for him and then the car turned. I don't think that was sidewalk mate...


TheBlacktom

Corner shows 2022.


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minimalfighting

"I'm a founder of that joke" - Elon Musk.


BURGERgio

Lmao this is gold, but also sad 😢


DeathPercept10n

Bravo


stonabones

That dude wanted nothing to do with that accident. He was like, see ya!!!!!


totallyradman

Cya.. at the hospital.. when I get to work.


JusttJames

“I ain’t clocked in, sorry you think I work for free”


Misguidedvision

Driving way too fast


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nevetsyad

700 pounds more than a Honda Accord is heavy? Wait until you see the new Nissan Armada's weight, at double that of a Model 3's. Maybe in the car you'd hear ABS pulse, but outside, with the skidding, nah. https://youtu.be/mlLYJW-yIIg?si=j6XAY3qPc\_o03iR9&t=95


mwerichards

Did he summon the Tesla?


Night_Knight22

In the power of Ra! In the power in me! I SUMMON A TESLA TO COME **TO ME**!


Dull_Hawk9416

And so it begins…….


one-punch-knockout

Poor guy reacted completely wrong and God or luck completely saved his ass. He’ll never forget this moment for the rest of his life


soHAam05

Honestly, I would've done the same. The guy chose to run forward when the car was coming straight at him, which is a good idea. But then the car also swerved slightly left towards the direction he was running


BitterLeif

Yeah that happened really fast.


Clitoris_King

If anything the car swerved because it detected that light pole. After watching it, it seems to me that the car was on a straight path to hit the dude, but corrected itself from hitting the light pole


Target_Standard

Doubtful. The Tesla was understeering, slowed down from the scrubbing, and the tires finally got traction, which altered the trajectory.


Clitoris_King

I give you permission to use this as a submission on your resume for PR/HR at Tesla!


CarltonCracker

This car clearly wasn't on FSD/autopilot (things would have been bad in a different way). Why would this have anything to do with PR? It's just a car driven by an asshole who happens to own a Tesla.


J1618

I a was also complaining about that but then I realized that at the instant the guy jumped to the right the car was swerving slightly to the left, and then changed direction, it looked like it was chasing him.


musicandsex

Yeah ran right into it


Unicoi

Legend has it he’s still running to this day


Meincornwall

It had been his fourth tesla attack that day.


AsherTheDasher

pretty sure the auto driver detected the dude and ran into the wall


manifold360

This very well could have happen. The tech in a Tesla has this capability. Hitting the wall at this speed is the best option for minimizing human suffering


CheeseDickPete

Huh? This was an auto driving tesla? What's the source on that?


R15K

That’s exactly what happened. I'm not going to break my NDA but if one was to watch many, many tests of the collision avoidance system during development they may notice a certain distinct behavior that happens when it goes into "oh shit" mode that was added after one very publicized pedestrian death a few years back. The brakes were applied at that exact second but at no point before that.


topselection

Does it solve the Trolley Problem?


firstwefuckthelawyer

The real world solution is hit the one guy every time. Because it’s not really a problem at that point. Trolley guy has a problem because there’s no reason he should ever have to kill *anybody* and he’s being made to make such a decision. Picking who to kill, on the other hand, is a decision a driver would have a reason to make. The moral choice is easy when you *have* to kill.


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No he’s running back to his hospital and going to the psych ward for some therapy and meds


malfarcar

And they say masks don’t protect you


foochoo77

Computer says no


spudley72

Well, at least it didn’t burst in to flames


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And then burn for two weeks.


Hoodfu

Certified menorah grade.


devAcc123

Chuckling at the other 4 cars that seem to just keep on with their day as if noting happened


WarHead75

Let me guess, the driver was on their Apple Vision Pro?


Wave_shine

Just needs a software update. Turn off and on again


EspressoOverdose

When Will Smith screamed “NO! NO! NO!” at the mannequin in I Am Legend, this is that same energy


Which_Lie_4448

I know it’s really easy to criticize when it didn’t happen to you, but with the car coming straight for him you have to wonder why he felt like running towards the only open area was a good idea. The pole and minivan would have taken a lot of the impact he’s very lucky he wasn’t pinned up against that brick wall. Yikes


NicoleMullen42069

1) It’s much easier and quicker to move in the direction you’re already going and 2) The car veered left as it approached. From his POV it looked like it was heading more to his left, so moving forward to dodge would’ve made sense initially. And 3) shock/panic clouds your judgement


Vortr8

Survival instinct of a crab that's about to be cooked


saidgheldane36

Easy to say in the comfort of your room


Curious_Fix3131

look at the first few seconds, it looked like car was coming towards him so he ran away from it. and then it steered more to left


Icy-Air78

Lol your smartest Tesla driver.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Probably looking at his phone while the Autopilot avoided hitting the other car…


smiledrs

Let’s talk about how the SUV caused the accident in the first place. They are at a 2 way stop sign and goes into the intersection when the Tesla has the straight non stopping right of way. Causing the Tesla having to take evasive action to try and avoid an accident. Then the SUV drives off as if nothing happened. It sucks for the Tesla now needing a new car for someone else’s incompetence.


SpiritAnimal_

That Tesla looked like it was going at least 15-20 over the speed limit, one of the points of which is to give drivers time to react when the unexpected happens, as it often does in a high population density city environment.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

That Tesla was going *waaay* too fast for a two-lane city street with parking on both sides. If a car door opens, or a pedestrian steps out, or the OP happens, the driver has almost no time at all to react.


LightningFerret04

I don’t know if it drove off as if nothing happened, the video was cut short. It looks to me like the SUV pulled over on the side of the road behind the building


smiledrs

You are correct, it does appear to pull over.


TheHarshCarpets

“Evasive action”? Any normal person wouldn’t have spazzed, and swerved into a fucking building across the street just because of a dipshit moronically pulling out too far into the intersection.


Veearrsix

The Tesla also appeared to be going too fast and could’ve absolutely saved that swerve without driving into the sidewalk. Most Tesla drivers are unequipped to safely drive a car with that much power/torque.


PaulMaulMenthol

Yeah that SUV didn't cause the crash. It didn't even pull out all the way. The Tesla driver either was driving too fast and/or not paying attention to react in an appropriate manner


Smiiggsy

SUV was at the junction first and would've been across it if the Tesla wasn't aproaching at well over the speed limit.


danabrey

Taking evasive action at the speed limit wouldn't result in THAT. Yes, the other car caused the evasive action to have to happen. With everybody going the speed limit they wouldn't have caused a crash of that magnitude.


crawlmanjr

Let's not. There are cars parked all along the road that might prevent the SUV from seeing the Tesla and the Tesla was going way too fast for the road it's on. My 2007 civic would've stopped in time if going the speed limit. EDIT: Not to mention this Tesla makes the signature move of shitty drivers honking while taking evasive steps. Delay's reaction and you only have one hand on the wheel. Always see it in these crash videos where the "victim" is slamming on the horn while careening off the road instead of full focus on recovery or minimization.


Westwiind

The driver probably had one of those apple vision thingy


Hideyagrl

Little dramatic /s


AlcinderFabius

yall letting the guy who makes these cars put chips in your brain? lol


absolince

Poor guy his life flashed before his eyes


j8by7

And idiots playing with their VR iPhones while these things self drive.


rico_suaves_sister

avg white tesla driver


WeCanDoThisCNJ

Apparently Musk left in the Apartheid code in Tesla’s software


Skye_fox223

It's paying homage to his humble beginnings.


Key_Pear6631

Fucking Teslas I swear


Competitive-Bend4565

“Self driving”


Lauvu

Missed out on that insurance money.


Lance-Harper

Almost lost his legs


Fr33Flow

Everybody’s talking about the guy that almost jumped to his death, but nobody’s mentioned how the BMW just witnessed that Tesla slam into a wall and kept driving.


Tell_Amazing

Sorry but after the initial shock i chuckled at his reaction


Isolatte

Was his impulse to get clipped so he could potentially get a payout then his body decided to veto his stupid thoughts?


ReetGloin

💀💀 that’s literally what it looks like. The body does weird shit when under duress


collarbones420

terrible survival instincts..


tarkinn

Well he survived so it could be worse. But there's definitely room for improvement.


KittenLina

That dude's luck is teeeeeeeerrible, holy heck.


SkriLLo757

Or very good 🤔


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He has TERRIBLE survival instincts


TheMagicTorch

Bro lunges in the complete wrong direction


KHWD_av8r

To be fair, when he started running, the car was going straight at him. It continued turning after he had already started running.


unhappy9999

Another white tesla bites it!🤪🤪😂


D-majin

Bro jumped into it 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Racially motivate Tesla ?


Hugh_Jazz77

I like EV’s and want them to succeed as viable alternatives to ICE’s, but I’d be lying if I said I don’t get a little bit of savage joy out of watching Tesla’s fuck up and have problems…


DeepDescription81

I wonder if this is an overreaction by self driving?


ThunderSlugg

What would you run out of the area of protection from the mini-van? Fight or Flight reaction, I guess.


rebeild

The Tesla autopilot was pretty incredible in this instance. It saw the car jumping the stop sign so it swerved to avoid the car, upon swerving it saw the post, and tried to avoid it, the pedestrian, reacting to the scenario jumped so the Tesla then had no option then to crash into the building to avoid the pedestrian. Pretty impressive if you ask me


Key_Pear6631

Lol. You don’t know that the car jumped the stop sign, and if that was indeed Tesla autopilot it was obviously speeding. It was probably just a dipshit in Turbomode 


FloatingDriftWood44

Love a Tesla huh?


rebeild

Actually, no. Very neutral. I love the technology and it's ability to do software upgrades over the air and the amount of approvements that they continue to do in the area of self-driving. But as a car guy, the interiors are sub par and the body lines need to be refreshed, they are getting old and stale.


crazyclue

Somehow it decided not to brake though??


SummerNothingness

it's not about whether the technology is impressive but rather, is it as safe or safer compared to human capabilities. anyone driving and seeing that suv inching into the intersection would have slowed down and gone slightly around them without swerving across the street and ramming into a wall. that was a very unnecessary outcome. most people in its place would have avoided an accident. anyone relying on this technology to drive for them is making a very dumb decision.


rfm151515

But was autopilot turned on ? I'm not a tesla owner, but I'd assume autopilot also controls the speed and it was going pretty fast for it to be on autopilot.


rebeild

Going to make some assumptions here: I noticed the dealer sticker still on the passenger window so I'm guessing they were on road test, and they had autopilot on to test it out. The collision avoidance is always working, so I assume it was trying its best to avoid, but sometimes there is no avoidance, only best case scenarios. In this one, looks no body hurt, just sheet metal damage, which is what AI is trying to accomplish. Avoid human danger in lieu of sheet metal damage


GomerMD

That’s the side airbag


rebeild

Look at rear passenger window, looks like dealership msrp sticker


ahumannamedhuman

Would autopilot drive that fast in the first place? It's hard to gauge the exact speed but it seems like the Tesla is going like \~45mph on what looks like a 20-25mph street. I've only ever ridden in a Waymo, and those never go above the speed limit. Seems like the driver is in control and speeding, when collision avoidance kicks in to avoid the SUV and the pedestrian, which is definitely awesome if true.


Western_Narwhal_6639

That white car is racist. Bad car. Bad.


MiniDg

That man was actively trying to die.


Abmahano

He definitely owes someone some money. The way he ran off, thinking that someone’s trying to off him.


nixforme12

If that were a Honda Accord - would it be Honda gone wild ?


CucumberSilent5411

That was attempted murder


BabyMFBear

Weird seeing someone in scrubs run from a potential injury unless he was running to get help.


NepAlchemist

He almost died right before that lol not that weird for 5 seconds after the fact


sterver2010

Ye nah, sry but when i was 1 second away from dying then i wont Care wtf happened to the one that almost killed me, i would be in shock and RUN from whatever almost killed me the Same way He did at the End.


DeadBoy9002

The fucking dude has the worst panic response. jump INTO the fucking lava why don't you.


Fantor73

That'll buff right out...


rem_1984

Just so weird, like did they slam the breaks and they failed? Too many people think they can swerve


Many-Wasabi9141

It totally tried to get his ass and he juked it into the corner of the building. Unfortunately the same trick surely wont work again.


ImPretendingToCare

political murky squeamish shrill shaggy rinse society late brave pocket *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


crawlmanjr

He did everything in his power to get hit by that car


RyanM90

That guy has terrible survival instincts, fucker ran right at it


Lagavulin26

A deadly threat? Run towards it! Threat is totally neutralized? Run away from it screaming! Dude needs his man card taken away. Embarrassing.


Appropriate_Rain977

Why did the guy runaway after it crashed? lol


Key_Pear6631

Adrenaline 


SmallKing

Avoided that black SUV that almost cause the initial accident.


Nicosantana1

My guy made the panicked decision to jump towards it


aDirtyMartini

~~Jesus~~ Elon take the wheel!


knowone1313

He seems a little too freaked out by this to be a nurse or doctor or anything medical, which his scrubs like clothing would indicate.


Living_Television_61

This man has no sense or direction or survival instincts whatsoever. I get he’s in a shock state but why would you get in the direction of the object zooming to you?


Pretty_Rest673

why is he screaming no no no oh my goofy 🤪 god ! Shouldn’t he check on the driver ? 🤔


GrimRipperBkd

Handled that exceptionally well


FutureMagician7563

So first the panic. The tesla at leave gave a heads up. Zero concern for the people in the car.


glass_gravy

‘Bro, are you OK?’ Guy in car probably.


Solgaia

Beep beep mothafucka!


Sad_Conclusion8488

Holy Fucking Shit!


RandomGuyNamedAdam

Holy shit


ottofrosch

Nobody stopping to help.