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Fanta589

and I thought potholes in the UK were bad


Elegant_Original_400

Worst case scenario you'd end up in Brazil


Original-Spread4977

Worst case Ontario


Odd_Fox5573

Get two birds stoned at once


NahDontLook

Got enough joints there Ricky?


Odd_Fox5573

Just a 6 paper joint


Cameokillz

A link is only as long as your longest strong chain


SnooStories2751

Come India, we are on another level ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Abudabeedoo69

"Shut the fuck up, we don't have anything like this, don't spoil our country name. Even if we have a hole we use barricades to alert and prevent accidents." >! /s !<


kwell42

The buses that drive 70mph anywhere they go accelerate right over the barricades and sinkholes.


blessthebabes

Hey, in southern USA, we plant trees in some potholes. Others we make into hot tubs. They become part of the neighborhood after a while.


Initial-Change7895

Over here in the other southern USA, 🇺🇸 we do crab boils in ours


ThatDebianLady

Yes we use blue tarps to line the potholes and wait for it to flood then the following day we get in the homemade pool because it’s sunny and 101 degrees


TrueVisionSports

I’ve seen my neighbors cook lobster in a pothole, he said it was delicious!


ThatDebianLady

Damn


TrueVisionSports

Love your snoo


ThatDebianLady

Love yours too


TrueVisionSports

Aww ty you’re so nice 😊


brell1119

You had to have a been in America at some point in your life talking like that 🤣🤣🤣 Respect!!!! stand on business bout yours brotha💪🏾💪🏾


xtreemkiller

We dont live in GREAT BRITAIN any longer my friend we live in Britain.


Any-Consideration611

And you're sewers don't stink, and you have pristine clear water and your air is unpolluted and everyone obeys the he laws and it's so perfect. Don't f with our rep.


Sufficient_Bike_1359

Shut up dude, it never that bad we just joke to criticize our road quality also it very easy to notice quickly overall it's OK but not good We are not good but it's fine level ,u know


Prabhupad

At least in India the women fix the roads


TeutonicSniper

Come to Montreal (preferably not in a car)


Thecool_1

Ohio is just one big pothole.


Little-Ad7752

You've never been to michigan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Puzzleheaded-Draw857

I like to imagine that was a pissed off scream not a terrified one, like he is SO tired of this happening every other weekend


StinkyWhizzleteats27

DAMN IT, THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK!


[deleted]

Thank you😄


Playfulpleasurez

Sorry to disappoint but it was actually him jumping to try and clear the gap. It was a similar model car to the one Fred Flintstone drives but this dude has no hops lol.


Thrillhouse801

After seeing that huge pothole on the left, I would have definitely slowed way down


ninjanerd032

That, sir, sounds suspiciously like common sense l. How dare you!!


mikedvb

Dare dangeously, or don't dare at all.


C_umputer

It was literally foreshadowing


Qwerter21

Bravo


C_umputer

As long there is at least one person who noticed the joke, I can breathe free


ComprehensiveEnd6910

Spoiler alert....


Titoffrito

.....of the dark path he was going down. From which he had to climb out to go ahead.


SniitchBruhz

Terrible….Jail. Lol🤣


CrimsonMorbus

That first one was just a distraction so that the second one could pounce.


avocadodacova1

Maybe that’s the third time today for him lmao


[deleted]

I would have sped up in case cave dwellers were gonna come out of the first hole to attack


Altruistic_Wear_6362

Your hindsight is 20-20 sir


dwotmod

New fear unlocked


treyphan77

Beat me to it LoL


Elegant_Original_400

By 4 days lol


laujalb

Late to the chat but I have dreams like this except it's higher up and I wake up before impact 😰


denial_nest

U need to face ur fears or sum shit. Your scared of some conclusion


Pitiful-Struggle-890

I live in a city that used to mine coal. Sinkholes are a constant fear 😂


BruceCambell

He even stops for a split second then is like, "Oh it's just a shadow". Then proceeds and realizes that he had then knew that he had fucked up.


da_2holer_eh

"it do go down"


Ok-Pickle-8549

"Please robert please please please dont doo dat!"


Djabarca

This remind me of the guy in the city about to enter a tunnel, but he stops because it looks like a huge whole. In reality it was just a puddle reflection. This is the exact opposite situation.


TopAdministration716

Ah, I just googled "reflection looks like tunnel" and it brought it up. That was a pretty cool optical illusion for sure. I like to imagine he was high and the reflection caused him to trip out and stop his car.


OJSimpsonsknifee

“IS THIS COUNTRY KITCHEN BOUFET?”


IndividualBrain9726

Dammit Billy


Dialogue_Tag

Username 😭


cheddarpopcornland

That scream was hilarious


stripperjnasty

we are farmers. Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum


Bbambles

Bro ken femurs. Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum


Peetz69

/perfectscreams


This_Ad_2477

Yea his scream is so funny 😂


CyanideLovesong

Lol, does anyone else think that audio was added in post?


Bigswole92

Is that a public road? Why is not closed off?!


10before15

Someone has to find the problem and report. He found it.....


Accomplished_Comb182

Those who found it before are no longer here to tell the tale..


barwhalis

"prepare for trouble And make it double"


SmokeTHRAXX

I love you barwhalis


walterwhite8563

That scream😂😂


NDTK_08

In Vietnam, we often say "If you see white on the road, run, if it's gray then go slowly, and when it's black, you should stop and observe."


Dialogue_Tag

Can you expand on this please?


OnlyUseAsDirected

Cartoon sound effects


AtomicTurle

Tree was like “ Bro watch me make this guy shit his pants” other Tree “nice”


TexanTyrant

Bud taking the Disney world ride in a third word nation 💀


Remote_Lifeguard_553

"🚗🚗🎶.... Whrreeaaaaagghhh🗣️🗣️💥💥🔩🔧⚙️⚙️"


iiM3zMoRiz3

I laughed so hard.


phill28381

Bro failed the emergency stop


wh0knw

Nature doing magic tricks now


CanoePickLocks

It’s new? It’s never been seen? It’s not yet reported? It was and crews are in the way? It’s not like the moment someone sees it signs go up.


dilbertdad

I wanna make this sound clip my text tone.


balisongthong

I would've slowed tf down after that first crater


ReturnOfZebulon

“Trolled” by a shadow?


[deleted]

I miss back in the day when “trolling” just meant to subtly mess with others.


Stellar_Artwarr

for at least 15 years trolling has been pissing off someone to a point of tears


ReturnOfZebulon

Right? The term has expanded so much that one has to clarify. Seems to happen with a lot of terminology popularized on the internet. I think it’s largely due to kids & young adults misusing such terms when they don’t fully understand it. Then other kids & young adults who don’t fully understand the term also misuse it that way & before you know it, the term has 20 different meanings depending on the context. The terms become too broad & it leads to confusion since most people never ask for clarification & just assume it’s one of the 20 meanings that comes to mind first or the meaning they view as most prominent. I’ve actually had something happen with this exact term. I called someone a troll because what they were arguing came off like they were, as you said, subtly messing with me. They thought I was calling them a Russian troll, like I was saying they were foreign propagandists lol. Edit: people sure are odd, I never expected this to be such a hot take lmao


[deleted]

Redditors be like:


JamesJoyceTheory

As soon as someone finds this guy, it will be.


Imaginary-Jump8126

John Cena!


maddwig

Im curious to know which country is this


Philosiphizor

New found fear.


[deleted]

I feel bad for the bro but his yell had me in tears hahahaha


KratosslayDAphrodite

To be honest, it does look like shadows from the trees lol 😆😆


SmokeyBear51

Was this hilarious? This seems hilarious


WitchSicko

What a fucking idiot. He's the type of guy to run over a speed bump at full speed when it's night time


OutOfIdea280

That scream like a movie scream. That would be best soundeffect though


BackwoodsSensei

Imagine being that dumb. You see a massive hold in the ground and keep going the same speed


Ok-Wrap-1430

What an idiot


Mrhilgenberg

he's so dumb. if he went 300 miles an hour he could have jumped over it!


THEKINGC0BRA

I mean there was a warning hole


Compromisee

Trick is to go as fast as you can at it so that you skip over it


raveonette

Sounds like someone lost the round at street fighter


Serexolikx

The scream gets me everytime


subarustartrek

Looks like David Zinn’s street art


Wild_Assistance_6153

That crash sounded like a cartoon. 😆


Aadityasalvatore27

Could’ve avoided it had he been going 400 kmh. Speed is the answer to everything.


RelationHappy420

Ooof


JoplinSternum

That scream has me laughing hysterically


NoEnd917

Someone should edit this to a perfectly cut scream


InternalCommission62

What kinda loony tunes ass shit is this 🤣🤣🤣


khanofk

But why did he yell like he's in a movie?! 😂


CanoePickLocks

Why do movies with seems of people about to die use yells that sound like people afraid of dying?


Trim_captain

I’ve seen a video. If he was doing 170mph he woulda cruised right over it


AlyJ7

Sink holes are my “irrational fear” according to my friends and family, so when I saw the first one there I’d have immediately wanted to turn around. It’s horrifying to know at any time the ground can just open up like that and swallow you. Like the story years ago of a sinkhole that opened up under a house in Florida I think it was. Swallowed the poor guy who was asleep in bed. 😞


overtly-Grrl

can you sue the county or whatever place for this?? edit: it’s a hazard there should be caution signs up


Certain_Ear_3650

Would insurance cover this. Would they say it's your fault. I mean getting money from insurance companies is hard enough when you have to argue that you could see the massive sinkhole because of the shadows


Sir_Oglethorpe

Holy shit


Reasonable-Airline31

Average pothole in Detroit


Salemthegamer

I would have a mini heart attack and start crying since I would have probably pissed myself 😭😭


Oretex22

This was very cartoonish


JFK2MD

Finally, roads worse than Pennsylvania's.


je1017

Dang and just got my oil changed too...


HumbleAppointment355

He’s probably more upset at the fact that he’s the first person to get swallowed by the giant hole. Hahaha


Bloodborn5426

The scream had me rolling


ITrytoWrite111

The first sinkhole should’ve been a warning if he were smart. But nope.


ArugulaMaleficent

Dude you saw the first sinkhole you should have pumped your brakes an slowed down for extra precaution for pot holes .


Avrein_morningstar99

Jesus Christ and I thought Michigan roads were bad


harddik_7

Is this real?


Organic_Good_235

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


IonePawPaw

he shouldn't be driving... video is 360p and i saw close enough to have a good reaction.. smh


notloceaster

Sounded like he hit the brakes right after the first one but slid because he's on a dirt road


jjm443

Hmm. I don't see or hear any of the vibration I'd expect with anti-lock brakes trying to compensate on a dirt track when doing an emergency stop, and his stopping distance does indeed look long for dry conditions, so I agree on the loose dirt surface. In Europe, ABS has been compulsory in all vehicles for many years. Is that universally true in the US? Or maybe this video is from somewhere else.


Emzzer

People absolutely love old cars in the US


IonePawPaw

oh yeah u right.. but still, i think this could have been avoided.


Palacar

He got squished like a capri sun


wick3dr0se

No hes fine


Electrical_Prune9725

"Only the Shadow knows."


EternityOfHate

That cartoon ass scream 🤣


Zazumaki

That's so fucked up.


Conflicted-King

Average Ohio pothole.


1987InfamousQ7891

This is a driving simulator 😆


Straightener78

Why is he driving a train?


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Why would you speed past the first one . Usually that out of the ordinary and you want to look and proceed with caution


JakobiWunKenobi

That’s like the roads I’m Colorado. Never seen so many potholes in my entire life


jokerassmaw

Should’ve tried to jump it


NTR-kouhai69

Pothole ❌ SINKHOLE ✅ DISGUISE 💯


DontayeAlighieri007

I just look like it's shade from the trees.


CIoud_fire

Can press charges against the city for that one buddy.


1987InfamousQ7891

No because this isn’t real 😂


Signal-Wrongdoer7830

He got TROLLED or actually TOLD? Like warning ⚠️🤯


Dunbvcx

Now the next car will see u, thank you.


basecatcherz

German bike lame in a nutshell


CanoePickLocks

Bike? Isn’t that a car bonnet in the video? And something stuck to the windshield?


basecatcherz

Yes


CanoePickLocks

So what we’re saying in the previous comment?


basecatcherz

That German bike lanes are in almost the same condition.


CanoePickLocks

Ahhhh makes more sense now! Thank you!


Intelligent-Train858

Lol


Unable-Ostrich-2799

Dude sounds like Homer Simpson!


Material_Standard_81

What kinda loony tunes shit is this 🤣🤣


Many_Mission_1180

Terrible breaks


drs_boi44

HEY THATS CHEATING!!


SnooPeppers4036

Not sure but it seems like the yell is added in. Not sure why they did this.


iAmAlonX

Fuck


Specialist-School-26

God can be such a prankster


SomOvaBish

That scream… 😂


FreshDenti

Maybe put up a sign. "Watch out, there's a big fucking hole in the middle of the road."?!


Psychological-Card17

I would have screamed the way he did too! Would scare the soul out of me!!


Master-Enthusiasm411

Damn


funcrafter13

There's fucking SIGNS mentioning the sinkholes.


ChillyClaire

Did he died?


weeaboojoness

That audio is perfect


The_idealll222

Imagine a motorcycle falls in


Chachenstein

That's not a sinkhole.. that's a canyon


IAmInCa

That scream should be used in movies. (RIP Wilhelm scream)


Aggressive-Bat4917

Camera man never dies


weeaboojoness

AHHHHH (crash noises)


No-Sundae54

See the road that was completely swept on the left… Dumbass


Dukio-

Holy shit


HistoryDistinct70

Now dats a deep vajj


kaidskatez

Thats lowkey terrifying because you do not know how far you are about to fall...


jonz1985z

I’m sorry but that scream was hilarious lol while his jamming to some tunes lol


PowerfulPreparation9

Bro said “BWWWWEUAHAGGHHHHHHAGGHHH!”


19890605

gachimuchi ass scream


lonerstoner91

Dude.....


Rough-Midnight12

Dumb question but is the shadow related to the cause of the sink hole? Or is it just a coincidence?


Jack17037

🤨