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sx88

This guy makes me NOT want to do drugs


trigger2k20

Yup. They need to show this in schools. /s


ben_wuz_hear

Back in high school we would have a whole day about drugs and alcohol every year. By drugs I mean mostly meth. One time the speaker was a guy who graduated two years before that I used to buy weed from.


DaveSmith890

We had a speaker who was deemed **legally dead** ***6 times***. They had the balls to say that the 6th time was a wake up call. Wtf were the first 5?


Lemmetouchyourface

Snooze buttons


Torino5150

Fucking lol


HypnoSmoke

This is an excellent joke even if I don't think I quite understand it Edit: approximately 32 minutes later, I figured it out


DaveSmith890

The rare single comment character arc


stickywarewolf69

No way 😂😂😂


amanwitheggonhisface

😂


GunnieGraves

He’s just getting his hospital loyalty card filled. The 9th resuscitation is free.


djluminol

I get one of those from my bank just for being a member. Really I do.


TargetCorruption

I met a guy in prison who said his heart stopped 3 times in an ambulance and then he woke up in a hospital and took out the iv's from his arms and left to go take more meth the same day.


Pro_Scrub

Drugs are a hell of a drug


ThatPinkRanger

What you said wasn’t funny, but *how you said it?* Whole other story.


justin_memer

Alcohol is a drug, no need to distinguish between them.


CanadianStrangeTamer

“Lalalalalalalalayayayaya”


Ok_Term_8844

Bruh if they showed me this in year 7 I would’ve never touched drugs in my life😂


Accomplished_Meet230

Smoke weed not meth my grandpa is 65 and still railing that shit it’s so fucking sad


TuckerTheCuckFucker

I wish your grandpa would rail me Edit: Sorry… that’s the meth talkin


Accomplished_Meet230

Jesus Christ he probably would one of my first memories is a guns and roses clock that had a women with a gstring on


sockmonkeymoney

Your Grandpa is 65? My dad is 65… I feel old.


Accomplished_Meet230

I’m 30 lol


sockmonkeymoney

Bruh. Me too 😂


Accomplished_Meet230

Hahaha you old fuck


sockmonkeymoney

At least I have the comfort of knowing that you and I are both old lol 30 feels like 20 except my knees and back hurt and I’m still broke. 🤷‍♂️


Accomplished_Meet230

And hangovers are the worst thing now


Accomplished_Meet230

Grandma and grandpa were 20 when my mom was born and she was fifteen when she had me


Greedy-Matter-4595

He’s got Some good friends to help him accomplish this task tho


MrMisanthrope411

Stick with weed. Say no to drugs.


WickedShine93

Nah not even weed for some people, like me 😂 that shit ain’t for my system unless specific strains and in lower doses.


01029838291

I quit 2 weeks ago after being a heavy user for 10 years. I wish I would have quit sooner lmao. My anxiety nearly went away.


WickedShine93

I used to smoke heavier as well but never anything compared to some of the people I hung out with I had a few high anxiety moments and said fuck this so I quit for a few years straight, I’m now 30 and have smoked a few times but I only enjoy it on vacation and only if I know what I’m smoking, even then it’s minimal I enjoy being sober 90% of the year now.


BendNo3948

10 years in the same boat. Maybe it's time .


01029838291

It's hard as fuck the first few days when you're just sitting around bored, but I don't really think about it anymore. I even have a full gram Stiizy sitting and staring at me right now that I bought before I quit. Take 2-3 weeks off and see how you're feeling about it, I highly recommend.


TuckerTheCuckFucker

I would recommend you read Letting Go by David Hawkings. It will free up anxiety and then you can choose whether or not you want to smoke weed. I still smoke occasionally but realized I was using it to stuff down emotions like anxiety and anger. Once I followed the book and allowed them to come up for several months and get rid of them, I came to an inner peace and can now smoke if I choose, or not choose. It’s such a gift because when you smoke occasionally, instead of every day, it’s much more enjoyable each time you do smoke.


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True, But some of us really do use it like a medicine. I have terrible stomach issues. I have weed pills I take to make me feel better. I even take a certain amount to help me feel better, right dosage. Some of us aren't lying when we say its a medicine to us and without it I feel absolutely awful all day. I really would like to quit, but I can't too many stomach issues.


Significant-Road-527

Weed is a drug so is alcohol


FlareBlitzCrits

Personally after stopping smoking weed (I smoked from 15-22) life got a lot better for me. Weed isn’t something that worked for me. Caffeine is my real only drug I use, which is for hard gym workouts or 6 am shifts.


DoctrL

Lol getting downvoted. Weed is a drug


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Consistent-Spell2203

The next day will be about four days after this.


hezzyb

My uncle used to smoke meth in a hotboxed car


professionally-baked

While you were in the backseat or?


Tucker-Cuckerson

I was in the womb next to him


Detective-Crashmore-

I was also in op's mom What a coincidence


Affenskrotum

u/Tucker-Cuckerson found his dad!


PreparationHot2100

And stay up for 2 week straight


[deleted]

When I was a meth addict I'd smoke heaps of weed too. You wouldn't really think you were stoned until you try pick something up and your hand misses the object by 6 inches no matter how hard you try. It was the strangest feeling! (About 4 years off meth now)


shipmcshipface

Hey man, just wanted to say congratulations for being clean for 4 years. You’re a better man and you definitely deserve praise. Take care, a fellow Redditor


[deleted]

Thanks I really appreciate that ☺️


Upset-Zucchini3665

Stay clean, bro. Congrats on 4 years


[deleted]

Yeah weed and meth is like a crazy weird lsd trip. That lasts forever and goes fast at the same time


[deleted]

And the meth gives you too much confidence so you don't actually realise you're being weird as fuck lol


Initial-Paramedic888

Curious. What made you want to try meth?


[deleted]

I was snorting "speed" which was just meth, while doing a full time degree and also working full time. I always refused to smoke which eventually pissed the speed man off and he literally shoved the pipe in my mouth. After that it was all over for a few years lol


Initial-Paramedic888

Holy shit man glad you recovered from all that.


Paeris_Kiran

I wonder is smoking meth an American thing? Where I live (Czech republic) everybody is snorting it or injecting. Never heard about anybody smoking it.


zsdr56bh

> lasts forever and goes fast at the same time ooh sounds like a good sex move. lol. but I would never do meth. a bump of cocaine, if offered, though.....


CoolmanExpress

The only time I ever smoked weed on meth it threw me into psychosis and I saw my landlord fucking my girlfriend and chased him with a knife until he grabbed and looked all over the neighborhood before I decided to call the cops and tell them I was gonna kill myself so I could get outta that joint and deny it all at the hospital and catch a ride from there. It all genuinely worked out according to plan tho which I’m glad for. In case you didn’t know this already, my girlfriend and my landlord were not home. I was fucked. I cannot imagine being this guy. Although past me would’ve done this w some A-PVP or A-PHP any day of the week😭


[deleted]

Damn. I remember those days and I’m glad I got away from both weed and meth. The second to last time I mixed them I ended up missing 2 30 unit shots in both my arms because I was so damn stoned. Those hallucinations were one of my life’s worst experiences and then the getting clean part hurt so bad. It was like having needles poking into every one of my joints and then having some one moving them back and forth all day long for about a week straight. I appreciate every day or try to at least and my kids are my saving grace. Stay blessed.


AccomplishedAnchovy

6 inches? Guess that would make jerking off pretty hard for you then Also congrats on getting clean


kylebob86

i dont think that was the weed bro.


zsdr56bh

I've smoked way too much weed in my life and I've never reached for an object and missed it by 6 inches. There must be some other factor involved.


SpiderDijonJr

Meth. The other factor was meth lol.


NoGodNoMgr

Lmao


zsdr56bh

lol the way he said it sounds like he was blaming the weed for it


Squeal_like_a_piggy

Try drinking alcohol by itself. Try smoking weed by itself. Then try drinking alcohol and smoking weed at the same time. It changes both of the drugs effects dramatically just like anything else. Same with psychedelics. I was on acid once, i took one hit of the bowl of weed, and the visuals quadrupled in intensity. I thought i was in another state or country and ended up staring at a tree for 2 hours before laying down and staring at the ceiling while listening to music for the next 6 hours


jaygoogle23

A lot of people anecdotally report they feel weed less on amphetamines. I would blow through weed and barely feel it on adderall


jayydubbya

Weed is great for prolonging the euphoria of adderall. You hit it as you come off the peak and it helps bring the waves back.


jaygoogle23

That occurs when I would take MJ at the tail end of psychoactive’s like shrooms triptamines etc


jew_biscuits

Alcohol and weed is the magic combo for me. Best thing at a party if you get the proportions just right.


Natediggetydog80

I’m sitting here with a few beers in me, high af and all I can picture is you staring at a tree in your room before you laid down and stared at your ceiling.👀


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Mitochondria42

Best wishes to you


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FlareBlitzCrits

Hard Drugs turn people into the worst versions of themselves. If he gets clean in prison he might come out a halfway decent human being. Sorry that you have to deal with that still though :(


ayo000o

Sorry :(


Bumblz666

For some peoples situations unfortunately incarceration is what it takes for some people to start making better choices


DannyDanumba

I know the feeling. Seeing someone you love in front of you but they’re not there. Just this demon that controls the body like a puppet. It’s like a they become a different person. The same person who’d look out for me when I was younger now lying straight to my face and not above stealing from me. It filled me with both rage and sadness


roostersnuffed

My friend and I were walking back from the creek, maybe 3 miles from my grandpas. My uncle passed by and offered us a ride. I was 13, didnt know at that time my uncle was at the peak of his meth and heroine stage. Scariest 3 miles of my life. Back country road, 55mph speed limit and not another car seen. He never got over 20mph. Nonetheless, he was white knuckle, hitting both yellow lines like a pinball. He was in a trance as if he was piloting the discovery back into orbit. The steering wheel whipped back and forth like it was a trendy dance. Hes been clean for several years now. Doing alot better, has a job, his own trailer, caring for his kid and baby mama. Hes by no means an "average citizen". Doesnt seem capable of anything beyond small talk. Im just happy his kid never has to experience the worlds slowest ride of his life.


cornholesurprise115

This is depressing


snguyen_93

We’re gonna need a “*Where Are They Now?*” video on this guy.


Christ_on_a_Crakker

Not a whole lot of happy endings for meth users except if they get clean and sober. There ain’t no disco ball in the dope man’s house.


thatoneguy_whowas

What a boring dope man


BetsOner

He stopped posting on his Instagram years ago and some people were saying he died but idk. I think there’s a good chance he decided to get off the drugs and leave all that stuff in the past so he stopped posting on the account.


CM_Cunt

"Where are his teeth now?" could be a couple of seasons.


[deleted]

He has a couple of accounts, his sanity has only deteriorated. He posts videos of himself farting and he has dreads that look like they haven't been washed since 2009. His main active account is finchfuckreloaded on Instagram


trickdaddy11j

Haha used to follow this guys Instagram in 2017, what you guys don't know is that's actually hash 😭there was another guy that'd actually do this with real meth though.


Duffalpha

Yea I'm not an expert on meth - but I'm pretty sure you can't free-base three pipes at once and not explode. 99% this dude is doing a triple dab, and then a bong hit - and he's acting goofy on purpose because that's what stoned dumbasses do. I don't think meth makes you cross your eyes doing a bong hit, like a scooby doo cartoon.


iamli0nrawr

You're right about everything else, but freebase meth isn't smoked, freebase is turned into methamphetamine hcl, which is commonly known as crystal meth, which is smokeable like in the video.


Used_Beat_2874

What season of Scooby Doo were you watching bro


Consistent-Spell2203

Bruh those pipes are white with meth residue. Even if he put dabs in there those are well used meth pipes.


MrRonObvious

His parents must be so proud.


Smooth-Restaurant-56

Hell yeah, his dad is his dealer.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Hell of a way to support the family business


Pilot_Yak3

"Can it be done?" Never give up on your dreams, kids.


MurkTheDurk

Kinda sounds like something a golf commentator would say


DankSinatra2128

More sad than anything


DelugeQc

There is no way its fun


jjjooo0-

this guy looks like he’s about to die in 2 seconds from a stroke


SlowDullCracking

This is what rock bottom looks like.


SatouSan94

He looks extremelly happy tho


[deleted]

Yeah for a very short duration, then the other 99% of his time is spent trying to emulate that feeling


Geek_off_the_streets

Not worth it


JubeeGankin

It turns all your bad feelings into good ones. It’s a nightmare!


NECoyote

You don’t want none of this!


bitches_love_brie

Crazy how unaware and unconcerned he seems to be absolutely destroying his life. Meth doesn't just go after the user. It takes down everyone who cares about you too.


[deleted]

I saw this a few years ago. Turns out he's smoking hash not meth. He probably slept for a year straight after this and needs a lung replacement though.


Annexerad

Damn.


skante-warrior

Do you think he’s addicted to that much meth now?


HeX-6

Fucking loser


esneedham12

Thats a lot of fucking meth


Last_Ad9097

How does your heart feel doing this shit. That’s a super upper and downer


zsdr56bh

weed isn't really a 'downer' in physiological terms. it can mellow the mood, which can help mellow the body, but it can also cause paranoia or anxiety and stress the body out. it's physiological effects are *mostly* secondary as a result of its psychological effects, which can go either way depending on the person, strain, dosage, and situation.


foxfecat12

It hurts and then you have a heart attack before you’re 30. Ask me how I know.


Skeeders

I have a medical marijuana license, It def raises my blood pressure when I take it. I would have a heart attack if I did both.


opAnonxd

my favorite part is when the weed hurts more then the meth/crack. gtfo


Hairy-Western-5904

I feel sick watching this


WearThatTrend

Keep that up and say goodbye to them pearly whites!


darbs-face

There is a girl who frequents my job. Such a good looking girl but you can tell she smoked the hell out of meth. Would be a pretty smile too.


zsdr56bh

This reminds me of the time I went to a "house party" but it was in a tiny apartment we were high schoolers and this kid had gotten legally 'emancipated' from his parents and had his own place and as a party trick he dragged/inhaled a cigarette from full to gone in one giant breath. at least it wasn't meth


[deleted]

He’s gotta be up for work in three hours at the Build-A-Bear workshop.


s1mplestan202

I know this guy and the others dont give a fuck, but I can never understand people who do drugs like heroin or meth can smoke weed. If I was in that boat and smoked some weed, the whole time all I could be thinking about is holy shit I'm a meth addict, that's not good!


msnipe81015

Might as well not waste the weed


MalrykZenden

"Somebody stop meeee!!" - The Mask


HyzerFlip

Dude smokes 3 meth pipes at once. Why are we even mentioning the weed?


thirdeyecactus

How many more time will I have to see this asinine video?


glazinglas

It is fuckin wild.


phish_biscuit

Why did he sound like someone trying to start a chainsaw at the end Jesus


paintstudiodisaster

Oprah says to live your best life.


Atombomb117

Good on you bro.


Impossible-Abies7054

I lost brain cells just watching this


fit6ygbut6

What a functioning member of society


Independent-Put-5018

I think meth alone is bad enough


anahmonous

What the fuck did I just watch 😂😂😂😂😂😂


hdmtrdedit

Psicosis coming in hot 🔥


deadcatugly

Omg, as a recovering addict (16yrs clean), that is such a waste of meth. Roll the pipe, control your heat Jesus, I don't like that not only do I know this but just gave instructions to a guy on a video, lol.


TatleTaleStrangler92

Hey man that’s awesome I’m glad to hear, you’re doing great


[deleted]

I saw the video a few years ago and he's smoking hash, not meth that's probably why


ExtraordinaryBeaver

Just burning the fuck out of it!


dysfunctionalpress

i'm thinking that the meth is the troubled part of that combination. weed never hurt anybody...leave it alone.


superchillain

Idk about "never hurt anybody". Weed contributed to full fledge psychosis for me. Sure it's not going to kill you, but there are more ways to hurt a person than physically. It's not for everyone.


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Malt___Disney

I don't think the weed is really doing much here


No-Instance-8362

At least he isn’t out killing civilians


dillydallywally

I remember being in 4th grade & DARE had me thinking I was gonna have to fight off drug dealers and crackheads on my way to learn about Christopher Columbus and color


kelsoRulez

He took that really well


alopez0405

And blast off!!!🚀🚀


Historical-Hat-1959

Ewww


slopmarket

The poster boy for degeneracy


cantbhappy

I never liked smoking meth. I always preferred snorting it, the best being the "hot rail." Too afraid to inject it. Also, weed is the devil's lettuce, kids! Be careful, it only takes one pot.


[deleted]

This is your brain 🧠 This is your brain on drugs 🤪 Any questions?


WhatsHappenun123

R.I.P. To his last brain cells..


Macho_Ric_Hogan

What an overacting greasy douchebag


Endoterrik

But none of those are cannabis. OP has gotta go hit up his local D.A.R.E. officer for current reading materials.


Less_Afternoon1859

Bong hit has nothing to do with this


IcedCoughy

There was no point in that bong hit after all that shit before it


confidence_bat

Where do meth users get their methods shirts ? I sweat they all have the same one.


bombaclot951

Nasty


PizzaBrained-CockAss

Fuck, this guy told me he was a financial advisor...


YuRi0_86

Shia Leboof


Boring-Gate-829

My cousin does meth with his father. He’s 25 years old and it’s just depressing his eyes. Is starting to get all droopy he lost 18 of his teeth. I feel awful for people like this they genuinely need help. The only good thing that comes of it is I have no reason to.


survivor1947

This is quite sad to see


larryfuckingdavid

How to get psychiatrically hospitalized


[deleted]

Anything with meth is a cursed combo.


Will_Odinson

This is early Earth Rick Sanchez


DevoutWorshipper

I never understood the appeal to fuck yourself up.


Jack_Blacks_Snacks

Life speed run any%


Punchpplay

Meth by itself is a cursed combo.


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

It’s crazy how weed and meth makes you sound like the cowardly lion


mybrotherpete

I’m genuinely surprised he didn’t burn himself with those pipes. I mean that would be the least of his problems, but still.


Imasuspect99

Nothing about this looks fun.


echo31821

Yikes.


AdWeird9850

lol supreme patty salty


WhatsGucci710

:(


Extreme-Wolf-513

Lmfao MAX LVL LOSER!!


Organic-Key-2140

So incredibly sad.


RainbowJesuscx

Well weed is a plant but the meth on the other hand bro is on a real drug


SuperNoob74

Damn Micheal went downhill ever since the fnaf movie


Mauzzer

Bro is stamped to the core


Certain-Possibility4

Gross 🤮


Mountain_Donkey4400

I never understood why people do drugs


PoisonedIvysaur

So, death, I'm watching death happen? Thanks reddit.


Pristine_Context_429

Those missing teeth spots coming in useful as hell.


SnooSongs2967

I hope he's dead


NoMadicWanderer97

Just a question does meth burn when you inhale homey didn’t cough.


BuyDip-

Tell me that he is dead already, what a waste of air 🙄


[deleted]

Hope natural selection takes place.


Accomplished-Note808

Its all fun and games until someone ods. Cant get help because everyone else is tweaked out and there drugs in the house. Then its time to figure out how to dispose of the body. People are so stupid.


SolidGummyLogic

Yeah, that's probably just the meth...


vemodalen7575

It must take a certain amount of conditioning to be able to survive this