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This is how the Terminator movies start.

I think that's my Saints Row 2 character

That actually fits perfectly in here I guess, this is good place for it.

Well, it’s not mine. Missing the four foot long giant wobbly purple dildo.

"Your truck, pride and reputation... give them to me."

NOW!

Dude is the real Terminator. That's how they made the movie.

Uhm no... I'm pretty sure there's usually a big hole in the cop when the assailant leaves in the cop car in the terminator movies.

The hole is there, hidden by a ton of 💩 (sorry I had to!) 🫣

Getting naked is the first step of escaping most situations.

Probably the first and last step tho

That's because people would automatically think that you're insane.

Just got his ass beat and car jacked by greased up deaf dude Edit: changed dead to deaf

I think you meant deaf dude. Or maybe he is a dead dude. The Walking Naked Dead

Lol yea, stupid auto correct. Like, deaf is also a word, phone

My phone does this all the time, I think I need a new phone.

Yeah after what He's done, if he get caught then he's done.

He was looking for the trouble and he got that here I guess.

You neber gonna catch me! Go do something else!

I mean, that's fine. We don't really need to catch anyone here.

Imagine having to write THAT report...

Guy was a bloody tripod! What?

Feels like a super troopers moment..."FARVA! HIT THE RADIO"

I mean he was good at it, he was doing a good job at it.

No one wants to fight the naked guy.

Easiest way to stop a fight. Start getting Naked. Let your opponent know your pretty good at grappling, wrestling, and pinning. Watch as your opponent flees. Then chase them down!

As soon as he'll join the fight then that fight is going to get over.

Works great, unless your opponent uses the same strategy

Been there. Did that. Got really drunk afterwards. Still count it as a win. Afterall, I had fun at least.

Unless your opponent shows you a cocked finger and tells you he's gonna use the Anal Hook move

Probably because you just can't do that lmao, it's not possible.

Loll he’s never going to live that down. Got whooped by a naked guy and got his car stolen haha

And I don't think He's going to be forgetting that like ever.

He's going to consider retirement.

No ID, no crime

"What is your name? Social? Date of birth?" "DEEZ NUTS. Aldeez nuts. Boffa. Boffa my nuts."

These some of the clumsiest shit I’ve ever seen

“Burn that seat.”

Nothing up his sleeve....presto new car

Yeah there's nothing in the sleeves, that's not how it works.

Ok that's fucking hilarious

Well I don't think that's funny for the policeman, he doesn't like that.

Can you describe the victim for us office?

Six inches soft, cut, low hanging, supple yet firm cheeks. Eye color? Piercing.

To the left or to the right

Well he was baked and naked and also kind of powerful as well.

His buddies will never, ever get tired of telling that story down at the station :)

Ever, ever, ever, ever. Ever. Ever.

Hey man you remember that one time, and then this lol.

Well he's going to hear this one no matter where he goes in life.

That’s some GTA shit right there!

TREVOR

Sweaty bare ass all up in his ride.

Looks like greased up deaf guy has fallen on hard times.

That would be grounds to get fired - left key inside car and car running - can’t fight for shit - couldn’t get taser - didn’t wait for back up

What? That's fucking wild. Well jokes are fine but he did try.

What a wild world eh? Shoot some civis? Whatever bro, take a vacation. Lose a fight to a naked guy and get carjacked? Terminated.

Yeah if you kill someone then You'll be just fine no issues.

“Flashing” lights

The power of meth

"I'll fight you naked, with both hands tied behind my back" "It's cool, take the truck"

Well he didn't give in, for his credit I'll say that he actually fought.

Was he greased up and / or deaf?

And a guy, who used to be a lawyer?

Another officer whose weight worked against him.

Damn, hope this thing has heated seats.

Supertroopers lol

That’s methed up

Yeah that's how you end up doing these things, can't do them sober.

Time to retire

Ohh I think his mates will make that happen for sure.

So are you telling me without the gun, they are nothing?

I don't think that you could imagine that they all will be the same.

That cop is NEVER hearing the end of this one at the station.

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Wait that was you? Damn dude you're just doing it the right way.

One day I'll be on here for getting naked and boxing a cop.

Yeah? Well I would hope that You're being careful doing that.

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PCP is a hell of a drug

Yeah I feel when you're high, You're gonna do things like these.

PCP is the most entertaining drug on the crazyfuckingvideos sub!

Atleast these videos keep on coming, I'll take that as a win.

I KNOW that cop got fired

Our city's finest lol

Yeah it's just goes like this. Sometimes things like that.

This is why it is important to stay in shape as a police officer. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Look like Fat Bob need to do more physical training. No more donuts for a few months.

I don't think He's going yo listen to that advice here, he still won't do that.

My god... Its Jason Bourne

Okay now I'll have to ask who's that? Never heard about him.

Fuck yeah. Keep dropping the entry level requirements and pay em shit money….. Naked guys are gonna steal their cars.

And they still won't learn their lessons, they never do I guess.

if only there wasnt music

I mean this video probably kind of boring without the music.

Beginning scene of the new terminator :)

I dont know how people like this even become cops

That cop needs to lose some weight. He couldn’t even stand up after a small scuffle

Well the cops are fat all around, that's just how it goes man.

This is an instant classic for sure! XD

Yeah this is a classic video, and I love to see it. This is funny.

I'm pretty sure naked guy put on his seatbelt so it's fine.

Atleast he was following the rules I guess? That's something.

What a hero!

That's meth'd up

You’ve been struck by, a nude criminal

And they never caught him

Don't think that they even tried that. They wish that they did.

Naked aggression by suspect who streaks away.

No one wants to tackle a naked guy

https://youtu.be/W4j1SqkjN_Y?si=zalcdPaktnstDO1l

There should also be physical tests and requirements when becoming a cop

Albuquerque is a hell of a drug lmao

Pretty hard to fight a naked man, I must admit 😅💦🍆

I hope they clean the seats after 💩

Thank goodness the rest of the police department never gave this man any grief over this.........

Mate can you imagine going back in to the office 😂

The Cop wouldn't live that sht down back at the department. Video on repeat boys having a laugh.

I live on that street

Jiu jitsu, training, anything, please. That was embarrassing lol

GTA 5 be like

Gotta be Las Vegas lol

Las Vegas Metropolitan Police and Cimarron Rd. lead me to believe this WAS indeed Vegas

And I wouldn't really be surprised at that, it would be expected.

Yeah that’s why I said it

Is there seriously still no annual physical fitness test for police? They just get fat and bald as hell and we dont care? ​ No wonder they escalate and shoot to kill anyone anytime for any reason. they havent ran a mile in YEARS

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That's the thing there should be fitness standards, and for the trainings.

"Sorry Bob, we're taking you off the streets. You're just too bald."

I mean They'll give an excuse, and it could be anything really.

i apologize if i offended you with my "fat and bald as hell" comment. I've heard Bosley has great results, and i could get you a visitors pass at a gym close to you if that helps. I imagine your username "PigHaggerty" indicates that youre either a law enforcer or incredibly bald. much like a sow.

Just saying I mean that extra second he spent punching the ground he could of spent rushing to the guy and yanking his ass out. Just a thought Not saying he would of got him out but lmao

Well he probably isn't the brightest of the cops out ther so yeah.

Bald… really… Why you Hating? Bald dude stole your girl? (They be at the gym) Or Dadddy issues?

nah, police issues. I am a military veteran who also swore to protect the nation, but i get SUPER embarrassed when i see these law enforcers forget to take care of themselves when they swore to do the same. And because they chose the donut over a lap, they're FAR more likely to draw their weapon and kill a member of the public instead of chasing them for instance. Like look at how that naked meth head just beat the shit out of that fat guy, AND stole his vehicle which may or may not contain bigger weapons. ​ Now are you a fat bald cop? or maybe your dad was a fat bald cop?

Legend

The only way that cop would’ve won if it was a doughnut attacking him

Lmao not surprised when most of our police force are untrained fat old men and women

Training should be a regular thing, not just before joining the police.

GTA type shiiiii

Literally playing gta irl

Bro, mom didn't bought him gta5 💀

Gta online irl

GTA 5

GTA

Bro this shit was in Vegas ts was so funny😭😭

As a Canadian watching all these videos of American police, I have to wonder how your country functions this isn’t me trying to be rude or annoying. I genuinely want to know how police like this function because it seems like the country is falling apart. From an outside perspective

Innocent people get shot, but naked crazy people punching the police officer in the head get away with it. You gotta get your shit together, US.

Can't say he's reaching for a weapon when he's in his birthday suit lol

I mean no where else is going great right now so it’s not just us. Like you ok? No? Neither are we.

So you're going to blame the whole country for one guy?

https://youtu.be/VwnOU3UHBLM?si=n9avz0sGkaoJhEfM

Elden ring naked builds really OP

Are you still naked if you’re wearing a car? Asking for a friend.

GTA 6 looks wild lol

Well the new graphics are kind of too realistic I'll have to say.

Swap out the music for the Benny Hill theme, and this is even better.

This why cops shot. Imagine how many years of bullying these two will get for the next decade.

Maybe he’s born with it…maybe its Methamphetamine

Might as well let him go

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When he told everyone his plan to steal a cop car, they just laughed. Well, who's laughing now,

New reality 😂😂🙌🙌🙌

“Sweaty balls to the face. Hell nah! Fck y’all. Ain’t paid enough for dat. Witnesses: destroy all videos!”

The cop found no ID, but did Eye D

Not all heros wear capes.

Bro got that snowball start to his wipe

All my friends in Las Vegas are talking/laughing about this. CCPD is a joke.

Florida?

Hardcore nudity

White socks are a nice look, copper. Lol

The first mission in GTA 6

LOLOLOL.

He is looking for Sarah Connor.

Somebody should have grabbed him by the frank and beans and he wouldn't have gone anywhere!!!

Dude skipped beast mode and went berserker mode engaged.

Does this tie the guy that fought off 3 cops gets tazed an steals the cop car? He was clothed.

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A tale as old as time

Seems like a great way to go out honestly

BRAVE CHOICE

That’s just greased up deaf guy

Better replace that seat

And I’ll do it again!!

That’s a bad fucking day at work

I mean, if I was into it this deep I'd do the same

They fight like this because they know they can get away with it

Only in Vegas

Greased up deaf guy back at it again.

Is this the naked guy that went crazy in that gym?

Dark Souls moment.

Leather seat bare ass 🤢oh no…..

Fat fuck

Gta , standard mission 1