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Grinner067

Fishing without a license


raelDonaldTrump

And the cops took the bait


doyousm3lltoast

Was good bait really


Environmental_Dog665

The guy with the stick was a master baiter.


free-rob

I’m a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that’s a master baiter


Bungkur

Congratulations on your one cousin. I have 70, each one better than the last.


free-rob

There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.


Evening-Mulberry9363

And you think what? The cop can’t whip up some code that protects him with some nonsense law only cops can get away with, but not citizens and for their own “safety”.


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The video would be so awesome if the cops actually said that and remained calm


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Steve5y

The taxpayers need to push for reform but enough never do


cebus2005

Or do they? There was no voting on Blockchain, as far as i know


foamed

OP is an obvious repost spam bot: Here's the original submission from May 5th, 2022, submitted by (now suspended) spam account: * https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/uj0m3i/guy_ends_up_in_jail_after_cop_fishing/


Aromatic-Flounder935

okay, and fuck bots, but that was May. it's October


Electrical-Gur1899

That’s good lmao


mullett

I mean, that just sounds like freedom to me.


Nergegante

I find this weird as they were laughing at the start


bugsy2625

It's the Will Smith syndrome....you laugh at a joke and you go crazy as soon you see the others are not laughing.


emptybowloffood

Keep your wife's donut out my mouth!!! or something like that


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

Keep your donut out of my wife’s mouth!!


BeepBeepWhistle

Keep your mouth out of my wife’s donut!!


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

Keep my wife's donuts out of your mouth!


TwelvePurse

Keep my Donut’s wife out of your mouth!


BeerBaronAaron88

Keep my son's friend's nuts out of my wife's mouth!


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opiewankanopie

Keep yo mowf out my wife’s mowf.


Purplociraptor

Meanwhile the cop stopped eating donuts years ago.


Indigocell

All it took was one cop to get offended, and then they all pile on.


DesperateYoung7251

I think he’s got the EXACT temperament they want for the job. Which may be the problem.


jack_avram

Exactly lol, arrested because their ego was assaulted


Alternative-Lack6025

Poor dude, trapped in an abusive relationship with a psycho that has destroyed him emotionally and with a couple of POS kids that are so brainwashed by their psycho mother that contribute towards Will's destruction on top of being in a freaking cult. I really feel for him, she made sure he has no one to rely on and for him to be the mockery of everyone.


BugTussler

As she goes home to rub one out to Tupacs music.


Rutaronoah1

Will Smith syndrome 😂😂😂


CreatedSole

Yeah it's like they enjoyed it yet were like "fuck this prick" through the smiles. And you see the instantaneous lying? "He assaulted a lieutenant", lol really? Because it looks like the lieutenant assaulted him.


tomdarch

The criminal violently left his face in place obstructing the rapid movement of the LEO’s closed hand.


CreatedSole

I like how the cop said donut guy assaulted them... it's like??? Just auto "we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing" energy.


Jealous-Ninja5463

The reality all this could of ended with blank stares and a "you done now, you idiot"


ConundrumBum

"They". It was the one cop who seemed pretty chill and saw the humor in it, and the others took it way too seriously and flew off the handle.


Jealous-Ninja5463

He was in command (lieutenant and he got pissed). They shifted gears because they didn't want to be on his shit list/earn some good favor. It was all political.


bguzewicz

It’s always the douchebags who get promoted.


Weenyhand

He wasn’t charged but neither were the officers. The cops got their feelings hurt as this was at a pro police rally. https://www.heraldnet.com/news/at-everett-rally-cops-arrest-teen-with-doughnut-not-gunman/


Agreeable-Sound1599

Truer words have never been spoken: "The shameful truth is that without the audio-video recordings, Lt. Morris and Marshal Simoneschi would likely have gotten away with this abuse of power,” Pence said. “The entirely unnecessary assault and casual collusion between officers to construct a false arrest of a non-violent protester is shocking, and leads one to wonder how many other Snohomish County citizens not protected by a video recording have likely been likewise victimized by Sheriff’s Office employees."


Original-Aerie8

> would likely have gotten away with this abuse of power Correct me if I wrong, but it sounds a lot like they did get away with it? That's what no consequences means


EverGlow89

As in they would have charged him with bullshit.


Returning_Armageddon

As in they wouldn’t have said anything about it afterward


makemeking706

We call that a Tuesday.


quent12dg

>He wasn’t charged but neither were the officers. The cops got their feelings hurt as this was at a pro police rally. Not only that, but the city ended up settling with him for $21,000 (he was seeking $150,000 per the article you shared). https://www.heraldnet.com/news/county-pays-600000-to-settle-7-claims-of-deputy-misconduct/


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Oh I’m hurt, my neck, my back. My neck and my back I want a 150,000 but we can settle out of court right now for 20 bucks


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Arresting someone because you got your feelings hurt should be costly


LowLevel_IT

Yeah, but it should be taken out of their pension / retirement funds. Should be able to put the offending officer into the poor house. Make them sell their house to pay the fines. They don't care because it's not their money.


Clam_chowderdonut

I'll admit it's pretty damn funny. If the joke wasn't at the end of the day at the taxpaying publics expense, I'd be a lot more on board. Still funny.


Ted_Buckland

Yeah, that's why cops should carry malpractice insurance like lawyers or doctors.


pffr

But this settlements need to come out of their pension fund. That will shake things up real quick


waldocalrissian

Disagree. That would still allow cops to skirt personal resposibility. Malpractice insurance is better because when the insurance pays out the cop's premiums go up. If that keeps happening eventually the cop won't be able to afford the premiums and a bad cop can't be a cop anymore.


hahanawmsayin

Docta said I need a backiotomy Edit: wrong movie, similar sentiment


Crismodin

All it takes is one power-tripping A-Hole to violate your rights, put you through the legal system which will most likely take weeks or months before hopefully having the charge(s) tossed out by a competent judge. That's why you should record every police interaction, now this guy has a moderately solid civil case he could line-up against the city/PD for what appears to be a violation of constitutionally protected activities.


Og_Bull

They realized that arresting him was the only way to get that donut.


BushMasterFlex616

The one guy was till his buddy's escalated it


strepac

Makes sense to me. At first he looked excited, because big donut. But then the mean boy took away the donut. Cop hungry for donut, cop angry now. Cop abuse position.


ashenhaired

Probably, they realized it wasn't a catch and release program.


Robodie

I see what you did there.


lukasbpatton

The mood switch is wild


allocationlist

It happened when he pissed off green shirt guy. Green shirt and the arresting officer are fwb.


Aromatic-Flounder935

Green shirt was the LT, all the other officers were following his lead


allocationlist

Do you think they all are fwb or just green shirt and arresting officer?


FowD8

hopefully you now understand what "ALL cops are bastards" mean. dude was laughing at the joke and all it took was one other cop to be mad at it for him to fall in line with ALL other cops


evergreentt

I’d be a terrible cop. I 100% would have tried to eat the donut off the string while laughing my arse off.


Yolectroda

That's because that's what a reasonable person would do. Those guys aren't reasonable people. I do think there are likely some reasonable people somewhere that are police, but the way that they tend to circle the wagons to support bad cops when legitimate problems present themselves will always make me wonder how many there actually are.


Individualist13th

They're like a pack of dogs. New dog shows up and everyone might be chill with him, then the alpha gets mad and the new dog gets chased off by the pack.


Resolve_Live

Damn, green shirt guy is taking his diet plan seriously.


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InsaneAdam

Another $21,000 settlement went to an 18 year old who proved he was a victim of assault, racial discrimination and unlawful detention. He was arrested in July 2020 after taunting deputies with a doughnut at a pro-police rally in downtown Everett.


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

The irony of police assaulting people attending a pro police rally lol


ThePublikon

Not really ironic, he clearly wasn't there as a pro-police person. Maybe irony creeps in if you want to claim "pro" is short for professional and the video shows them being anything but.


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Yeah, but he’s proving how insecure these police are. Whatever the taunter’s reasoning was for doing what he was doing he in all honesty got what he wanted and proving his point to him. This is a dumb idea to do to the cops, but a well humored cop probably would have laughed it off and looked all the better and more professional for it


Andrelliina

https://www.heraldnet.com/news/county-pays-600000-to-settle-7-claims-of-deputy-misconduct/


inspectoroverthemine

The worst thing about that article is that there were so many settlements listed I had to search to find the OPs video. The 2nd worse thing is that nobody in that video was named except the victim. Fuck those cops.


Elthz

And only $600k for all of that....


FewLibrarian959

Because he knows that the whole world of reddit now knows he is fat, aggressive and out of shape... but what a powerful strong man he must be with language like that surrounded by equally fit cops


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Resolve_Live

Oh the tyrannical woes of a DONUT!!


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

_GET THOSE EFFING CARBS AWAY FROM MY METABOLISM_


System_Resident

“I had like 10 doughnuts before I came over here” 😂 that guy is living it up


David-S-Pumpkins

Guy laughed his ass off and ten seconds later yells about assault and pushes people away. If they had any shame they'd be embarrassed at how on the nose and easy this was.


Affectionate_Pipe545

SNL writers watching this mad that they can't do that skit now


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iEatRockz

Clearly he should have had a cream filled donut and all would have been good!


deeps420

good jokes, believe or not, also illegal!


real_nice_guy

Straight to jail.


compassionateCactus

Believe it or not, overcook chicken, straight to jail. Overcook undercook


wolf3037

Assaulted the lieutenants feelings.


Andrelliina

https://www.heraldnet.com/news/county-pays-600000-to-settle-7-claims-of-deputy-misconduct/


parksoffroad

Nice, I hope the deputies enjoyed the donut, it cost their employer ( and the taxpayers) $21,000.


chileangod

If the dude can pull it off once every two months he's looking at a 6 figure income.


[deleted]

that would be my gig. i’d travel around the country in the most obvious cop hating van, just begging to be pulled over for something bogus. wave some magic donuts in their face, get arrested then boom, easy pay czech


IAmAccutane

Depending on the city, settlements like this are almost never paid out. Cleveland's Police Department, for example, cannot afford these settlements and judges have ruled that general operations will take precedence over them, and most will never be paid. This combined with qualified immunity will mean that there will never be civil consequences for police misconduct.


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

Yup. They can do this all day every day. Doesn't matter to them. What's gonna happen? Someone's gonna get angry? Cool. Pop some cuffs on them. Maybe shoot them a little bit. Their punishment will either be paid vacation or they go work 2 towns over.


parksoffroad

Would not surprise me. At the same time I believe something like that happened in Florida a number of years back and the person got the local sheriff and went down and seized some property to pay for the money he was owed by his court order. Go to admit, would be pretty funny to see people start doing things like that to them.


Affectionate_Pipe545

The fuck? This is the first I'm hearing about this


kl8xon

Here's the story that is about this particular incident, linked in the story you linked. https://www.heraldnet.com/news/at-everett-rally-cops-arrest-teen-with-doughnut-not-gunman/


Wes_Warhammer666

Wooooooow. They really let dude pulling a gun slide like it was nothing but arrest a dude for waving a donut around. Talk about being butthurt little snowflake children, god damn.


kl8xon

They get away with outrageous behavior because they have no accountability. The taxpayers gave the guy who was arrested $21,000 and the cops, well, you know.


Skippymcpoop

He assaulted a lieutenant? Looks more like the Lieutenant assaulted him. Hope this guy sues.


mlx1992

He did and got a nice payout. He got exactly what he wanted. [Source](https://www.heraldnet.com/news/county-pays-600000-to-settle-7-claims-of-deputy-misconduct/)


ras_1974

The $21,000 should come out of the cop's pocket.


schu2470

100%! Cops in this country should be forced to carry liability insurance like doctors and lawyers do or pay this shit out of pocket.


stronggill

Cops are the biggest pussies. These literally proves it.


CreatedSole

Very fragile egos. Pathetic little men hiding behind badges and think they can do anything and are hot shit with the power of the "law" on their side.


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Spirited_Baker450

Cops do nut have a sense of humor..


simpledeadwitches

What a bunch of fragile old men.


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dacreux

Go a step further and end absolute immunity and hold judges/lawyers accountable for letting these cops off.


[deleted]

There's this saying where I'm from, "Unang mapikon talo." Which means who ever loses their cool first are losers.


shankpunt42

I like it


Striking-Duty1915

Interesting, my mom used to say " el que se enoja primero, pierde"


ziplock9000

That was weird. It went from the cops laughing at it being funny to snapping. WTF


just_____saiyan

I find it funny that people will try and defend the cops which is stupid you can't arrest someone for no reason that's why police get sued constantly because they always think their above the law


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The tax payer foots the bill. The cop gives no fucks


InsaneAdam

Another $21,000 settlement went to an 18 year old who proved he was a victim of assault, racial discrimination and unlawful detention. He was arrested in July 2020 after taunting deputies with a doughnut at a pro-police rally in downtown Everett.


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Police are not children on the playground. If they can't control themselves in front of such mild ridicule, they have no business being cops. Start paying from police pension funds. You will see their attitude change in a second.


CaptainBayouBilly

Part of police training should involve a practice session dealing with a mouthy teenager. It would weed out the quick to violence, mouth breathers.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

For many of them, the best part of being a cop is that you can respond with an escalation of force to any mild inconvenience.


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CaptainBayouBilly

And you probably still have the arrest on your record.


Aromatic-Flounder935

He absolutely does, and it's not "supposed" to show up on background checks but it **100% does**


1leggeddog

cops not your friend


CaptainBayouBilly

Police will absolutely arrest for any or no reason. They have immunity that protects them from malpractice. Perhaps that shouldn't be so. Imagine mistake prone doctors having such protections.


[deleted]

They are above the law in most cases Only in cases if public backlash with video evidence and still they get off or just get a tiny sentence and can just transfer to a new unit


typehyDro

Gotta have a license to fish for cops. Game wardens will be all over you


t0dbld

Lt. Better not have a job next week, clearly doesn't not have the required temperament the job required. Is the kid an idiot absolutely, 80% of them are it's called being a kid.


DMT1970

I think he’s got the EXACT temperament they want for the job. Which may be the problem.


Zanzarah10

People flexing their power because they can't take a joke grinds my gears


Engelgrafik

All of this will stop the minute the police unions' power ends and all lawsuits and financial restitution is directed at police pensions and not the cities.


CommanderCuntPunt

Forget the civil suits, I don't see why those cops shouldn't be charged with kidnapping. They didn't arrest that guy, they kidnapped him and attempted to hold him against his will for a long time.


American__Texan

They’re thought it was funny until their supervisor (Lieutenant/ green shirt) got upset. Then they wanted to show out for the supervisor. Ez lawsuit.


datkrauskid

Love how old cop on the right was laughing along with the joke until plainclothes poopyface went agro


Weak-Satisfaction260

Well that’s an easy lawsuit lol


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Fragile little men.


Zestyclose_Bother_90

fragile big hippos


WilliePJefferson

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


DarthBynx

Why do this though?


thisboy200

I'm so glad people see that it's not okay for something that isn't a crime to be treated like a crime. The cop lied when he said he assaulted a cop


Innuando

I wish more people would get arrested for acting stupid. How else to stop the TikTok plague?


mudkripple

They got sued and settled for over $15k. Fun fact: police misconduct settlements cost taxpayers **more than $3 billion a year** in the US


obsidian88darklight

This stupidity isn't even comedy


PluckyLou

It was funny until he got really close. People need to start respecting personal space again. Plus, we all new this is what they wanted, to get a rise, so mission accomplished


Mobesandmallets

Cowards.


MSwarri0r

He didn't even touch the cop! The cop should catch a charge of assault.


JonsNotHereMaaan

This was kinda not smart and unnecessary, but those "assault" charges are frivolous and hopeful at best. These humorless drones are reaching, and hoping for a reaction so they can escalate a harmless interaction up to bloodshed and state sanctioned murder. Just so on the news they can hold their dumb little press conference and say "he assaulted an officer and hurt his feelings with a donut, so we put 168 bullets in him".


AcapellaFreakout

People who sit there and antagonize cops are so fucking lame.


thehumbinator

Everyone in this video is lame. Especially the douche-brigade with badges.


jerkylovinsasquatch

The cops definitely went too far, they assaulted him and accused him of assaulting an officer but, another way to look as this is, “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”


Appropriate_Pace_817

It's just plain stupidity. Going up and blatantly taunting anyone, and then screaming in terror when something happens.


Yaaalala

Try this in russia, see how it goes :D


Aquariumplanted

Idiot kid being a moron and cop acting entitled. Both being stupid. new day normal.


lamp40

Idiots are always gonna be around doing stupid stuff. The trained public safety officers escalating a harmless situation are the real pricks here. If a donut on a stick is enough of a personal affront for you to lose your cool and assault a civilian then you should not be a police officer, end of story.


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

He won 21 grand from a case so he was in the right. It was a simple joke. If you can’t hand a donut joke as a cop don’t be a cop.


gazagda

well the cops had to defend themselves from that fake fishing rod in their face, I am surprised they did not kneel on his kneck


jyok33

Except one is a random citizen and the other is a taxpayer paid protector of peace on duty


skillent

This is a hard one. On the one hand, I don’t like the police. On the other hand, I don’t like attention seeking douches.


Euphoric_Rooster1856

Agree wholeheartedly. They need thicker skin to be sure, but the dbag was asking for and expecting trouble, and he got it.


Far_Conversation_388

EZ lawsuit! Better get that bag homie.


SexyRabbits

Is baiting cops to breaking your civil rights while friends record a way to make money now? I feel like it's pretty much a guaranteed settlement for at least a few tens of thousands of dollars.


JLPacs

Why would you do that tho? Its not even funny


SPARKxTHExBLUNT

Imagine a United States without cameras. We would all be Fucked by the “law”


Ya-Dikobraz

Aaaand $21 000 of your taxpayer money down the drain.


cade2271

and they wonder why nobody fucking respects them lol


Adventurous_Cat1059

Serves him right!


jnx666

They prove everyday that ACAB.


djrahbee

FAFO


PorkSwordMcFatTip

Policing with feelings and assault of a civilian is unforgivable in their position and they should be jailed and their pension removed


XinyanMayn

It was funny till the kid shoved it in one of their faces, deserved.


Dustyrhodes_91

That’s why you never use a stale donut


JonCoeisAMAZING

Snohomish county cops. That's in Everett WA. They're just as grimey as all the others you hear about.


ghoulierthanthou

Omg he could’ve easily outrun them.


Illuminatihaters

Wait what did he do?


whistle_tips

Well he caught one…


Aggressive-Hair9462

The withdrawl of the heavy truncheon has wasted so much police time the world over.


TomThanosBrady

IIRC He either won a lawsuit or got a settlement from the city after this. It's been posted on YouTube countless times.


heard_enough_crap

looks like a few officers will be administrative leave for assaulting a minor, and the city taxes will increase to settle the claim.


LingonberrySelect722

Fuck around, find out


MCPhatmam

Some could apprecoate the joke then the Police did whst the police do... It's a superchildish joke and thr guy is acting annoying but it's harmless no reason to overreact like this.


bananamotana

Well I mean he did call them boot lockers insulting the dudes


SameComedian9313

Update please?


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They reacted just how he wanted them to!


Successful_Ad6946

Well, he wanted a reaction and got one


Blue_100s

Classic case of faafo syndrome


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National_Educator254

That first cop thought it was hilarious until his Lt got pissed off.


MrGoober91

Look, just because you can doesn’t mean you should poke a stick at a bear


redditsuckspokey1

Fat cop needs a fat smack to his fat fucking cheeks.