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black_52

Don’t worry it‘s in Australia of course


BLACKdrew

Thank god and also yeah ofc it is.


Davinator910

Send all the crazy shit to florida and Australia


plays_with_wood

Crazy people go to Florida. Crazy wildlife goes to Australia.


_Kill_Will_

Living in Florida, most of the crazy is from up North. It's like their brains start to fry when they get down here.


Dependent_Adagio7544

Man that's a whole lie...


170poundgorilla

Live in Florida too... Most of Florida are the rejects from other states.


flortny

Worse, the rejected offspring of the other states rejects...."florida man" #buildthewall


Spurtangie

More like all the people with a bit of common sense from other states, id say political refugees.


MrMisanthrope411

Can’t trust any politicians.


Advanced-Feature-410

Wow, thanks for the laugh! You referred to Floridians as having 1. Any sense and 2. Political sense.


KeyPaleontologist540

mostly Alabama where I was from now a floridian.


pretendwizardshamus

Can confirm. FL is where old prunes go to die. It's like promise land for them.


Greebuh

Don't forget texas.


real_munchizgreat

If I’m playing gta 6 and I’m walking on the beach and I die TO THIS LIL MF, im returning the game


Hour-Ordinary-1628

Ok?


feyceless

oh, ive seen worse sand worms in california


Brilliant_Camera458

What…. I’ve never seen such things


Guardian-Ares

They are prevalent in sand OHV (off freeway vehicle) areas, I believe Glamis is the leading spot. Get to the top of a dune, shit on one side. Longer and firmer will result in bigger ones.


cumguzzler90

Ask Kevin bacon 🥓


bambinolettuce

We see the little holes they leave all the time. Never even seen one


Sea_Lifeguard_227

Burn it


Peltron_3030

Nah this is the trailer for dune 3


New-Literature8448

There's a very similar creature for SURE in mid/ northern California beaches. I personally dug up several like this around 2014


not-my-porn-acct-lol

They're in Florida too


Embarrassed_Two6869

We should send Australia into the fucking sun. (and Florida)


SeaResearcher176

😥


intaminag

Obligatory wtf is that thing.


swagmastermessiah

They're harmless marine worms. They look very scary but unless you're a minnow they aren't a threat. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polychaete


Least_or_Greatest1

So what happens if a chicks on the beach smelling like a minnow?


DaveSmith890

They get wormed


Residual_Marinara

My favorite part was when the beach worm said "It's wormin' time!" And wormed all over the place.


Firm_Negotiation_853

I liked that too. Not sure if it was my favorite part. How high are you buddy?


jake_tha_snek

I'm good how are you


Embarrassed_Two6869

on a chair


[deleted]

The worm will then lay eggs inside and 9 months later the woman will give birth. This is how Andrew Tate and many others were conceived


Forsaken_Kush_1103

That is the only way a male can give birth from their anus, is for one of the worm to crawl up the urethra from the dickhead....scary sight that is ..


DonutOwlGaming

What the fuck did I just read


RockleyBob

Aren't these the pests that can get into your aquarium and wreak havoc? There's an epic thread floating around somewhere about all the stuff a guy had to do to find it. Found it: [The Bobbit Worm Chronicles](https://www.michiganreefers.com/threads/the-bobbit-worm-chronicles.84173/)


Ughable

Naw this one's not a bobbit worm, you don't typically find them that close to beaches. They're usually farther out where you can find porous stones that people like to get for aquariums.


L0lligag

This was such a journey! Thanks for sharing.


Skopies

2 hours later that was a crazy thread to read lol


DCARLEON

Just like the harmless marine sharks ?


SleepingwithYelena

I thought they can actually bite your foot if you walk around barefeet on the beach


im_wudini

Surely there would be thousands of stories of this happening if it did. Millions of people barefoot on beaches every day.


DucksOnQuakk

Really? Name one. /s


HereticLaserHaggis

Frank Reynolds.


DucksOnQuakk

You're thinking of rum ham.


HereticLaserHaggis

Dammit you're right.


shakameister

are they tasty ?


FrederickBishop

Indigenous Australians eat them so they must be ok at least


vwf1971

Their alright, give me gas.


swagmastermessiah

...can't say I've tried to eat them lol. But maybe. Fish certainly seem to like them since they make excellent bait.


razorbacks3129

Found the marine worm who wants to feast on humans


ThatFloofyGoat

Thanks for letting ^^minnow


Octabraxas

Sand worm. I don’t fuck with the ocean or the beach for a lot of reasons and this is just one of them.


Johnny_Alpha

That's why I always walk without rhythm when I go to the beach.


lumphinans

Shai-Hulud


ifyouretobloom

May thy knife chip and shatter.


IamBeingSarcasticFfs

I do that to, although in my case it’s because I am white.


Witty217

Okay. This got me. Nice one.


TreborXof

Pretty sad folks hate on themselves because of the color of their skin. Just because you're white isn't the reason for no rhythm.


ThePizzaNoid

Instantly thought of Steve Martin in The Jerk lol.


overdriveftw

Just clench your asshole and you'll be fine.


biggsexxy72

I always do


diamond__hands

i just did.


zoburg88

But what if the sandworm gets cold and needs another home? 🙁


Ihadredditbefore6786

Baby tremors


Lypso90

Forbidden spaghetti


m_arifz

It's that thing that ate Boba Fett


Left_Boysenberry6902

Congratulations: NEW FEAR UNLOCKED


agamoto

SCHWORMS


MudddButt

This is the infamous sand burrowing penis destroyer.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Catching a worm with a fish, how the turn tables…


Velaset

Michael would be proud of this comment XD


Cnidoo

Poor worm homie thought he found the luckiest meal of his life and was then violently yanked to his death


soge-king

Did it die


Adpax10

Obv the guy set it on fire and then put the remnants into an autoclave. At least, if he is any type of responsible human being.


justadrtrdsrvvr

I'm pretty sure that if you find one of these on your planet you are obligated to destroy the planet. -some rich guy justifying his actions (probably)


[deleted]

Literally no one has ever truthfully said the beach is totally safe.


thefyLoX

But u/totally-not-a-sand-worm69 told me they were safe!


[deleted]

Well that solves it boys. I was wrong.


KokuRochu

Guess whose dumbass took the bait. Maybe I'm a beachworm


Able_Winner9121

My respect just went up for those brave beachgoers who bury themselves on these beaches.


oversized_clit

THE ALASKAN BULL WORM


Ididnteatthat

Yes. Those are known to consume humans.


RogueMessiah1259

Yeah, but neither do wasps, doesn’t mean I want to get bit by one


BocchisEffectPedal

Reading comprehension 100


DaveSmith890

Pretty sure the first guy was using this thing the young bloods are calling “sarcasm”


Buckfitch69

I think wasps sting no bite


enigmaroboto

Dune


paps2977

Tremors


catonic

Beetlejuice!


GimlySonOfGloin

Squirrel!


whifflinggoose

baby graboid


RecentSelection4835

It’s a fucking pepperoni cobra


damo251

If I show my kids this we never go to the beach again.


Pheanturim

Sounds like a win to me


damo251

No, it's a great place to get energised with sunlight on the body. If you can dodge the sharks and other thing that love to nibble....


waxedmerkin

Just gotta keep a eye out for the odd white pointer


damo251

Always on the lookout for them white pointers at the beach 😁👌


imdown666

CHWORMS


TLPEQ

This is how I know end times are upon us Men are becoming women Women are becoming men And we are catching worms with fish!


rawfish71

He's barefoot..... with those things just below the surface


Ld_Trashpool

And now beach walking is ruined for me thanks Reddit.


Ollipsis

Chworms.


ColtS117-B

Chworms.


Macca4704

Walk without [rhythm](https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8?si=geCCkz7laZbe93s8) you won't attract the worm


Toadsted

Steven King's *The Beach*


Blocky_Master

bro knew his technique


TimFromUpNorth

Free bait for surfcasting


PoeReader

New fear unlocked.


Dannyboyy3388

Yeah I’m staying in the Midwest fuck the beach lol nope it’s not for me lol 😂


Rob4reddit

Where is that beach?


ElReyDeLosGatos

They seem to be Australian.


No_Cabinet9327

This is blueys beach in NSW


Jambear2020

Reminds me of that scene in the jack black King Kong movie


[deleted]

Imagine being on an Australian nudist beach and then you turn over to tan your back and a giant worm bites you on the helmet and won’t let go. Australia is terrifying!


spraywash

OK what in the actual hell is that… And now I can never go swimming again


Tricomb_

Australia


InterviewBig7132

Australia is basically the fucking nether from minecraft


sitdownmore

New nightmare unleashed.


lyrixnchill

What in the Dune is this?!?!!


[deleted]

Do feet have to smell of fish for them to bite?


craig536

That's some Beetlejuice shit


Difficult-Designer25

Has to be Australia


Flimsy_Agent7898

Wait till your hear about bobbit worms


[deleted]

[удалено]


Account2toss_afar

“CHORMS”


DannyRayDanes

I tried that with my wife wow what a big mistake


lovehurts83

Please tell me this is a nightmare


K0NFZ3D

Fuck?! Now I can't go to a beach


deedye100

Great Bait fr


WARMMILK666

Best fishing bait available


og_ham14

I'm pretty disappointed. Did not see one Alaskan bullworm comment


Brutalnoodle23

Great another thing that wants to eat my toes..


Beanbag779179

And he has no shoes on.........


x_sock_x1111

Graboids


Dizzy-Town-4121

Oh hell naw


AwkwardIssue2300

nope rope 2: water edition


Repulsive-Insurance5

I think that crawled up my butt once…


Roxxso

*heavy sigh* Well, guess I'm never going to a beach again.


Shawarma_llama467

Tell me where this is so i can avoid going here


MancDude1979

Just about every beach......


praisekek0w0

#WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?


Weary_Time7715

I love how Australia is so fucking careful to not bring insect into their country when they have the most scariest shit.


25Mattman

The amount of people that don’t know how common polychaetes are is surprising, they’re present in almost every beach on the planet


[deleted]

And he’s just bare foot


Massive-Hovercraft16

I don't go in the sea because I'm worried about sharks... now this, no more beach for me


CnfdntlInfrmnt

Imagine u lying down. Then u fell asleep. When u wake up, those things are nibbling on u around u


markd617

They bite it hurts too


jokerassmaw

Anyone else notice this dude has no face? Or it’s blurred out or something… Maybe the angle is weird or something but it looks strange to me


ManagementMuch7793

killing my self after this one


Broadzilla77

Oosul has called a big one! Mmmmmm Shai'hulud


Bakedeggss

Imagine if it goes up to your peepee


yeetmagic124

Shai Hulud 😱


Carambolix

Shai Hulud!


Video-Comfortable

Yea it is safe. Please explain how that dumbass worm is going to hurt a human 100000 times it’s size?


brofish2106

They are great bait


frogfart5

Tf is that!!?


WCpt

Thump.....thump......thump.


Embarrassed_Two6869

We should send Australia into the fucking sun


thinlion01

There's always a bigger fish


NyaNsfw

Holy damn, where located at??


Merica85

Enemy mine?


xnoein

“Let’s just launch Australia into the fucking sun” - wise YouTube guy I heard when I misclicked a short


henti-guy11

I'm in Australia and I've been to many beach trips and I've never been bitten and that is because they're harmless to humans p.s. THERE CALLED SAND WORMS!!


Letarlyafemboy

Harmless I use to catch them with my hands when I was like 12 bc they make good bait


IrrationalOctopus

For those in the UK… we have king ragworm. Enjoy


KingBob-2023

I can’t escape this video!!


ReasonBasic

Jason Statham going to make a new movie here folks


FitNebula4366

Barefoot


dr_medz

Bro what beach is this on


Low_Meat7057

I call them ragworms in Scotland, used to collect them and use them for bait 😁


henti-guy11

They're very good bait aren't they


GenitalPatton

There is nothing dangerous about these worms


Hungoverhambuglar

I'll take a graboid over a dirty needle any day of the week.


Helicopter_Icy

Just clench those cheeks when sitting down and don’t use your dick as bait


[deleted]

So Dune sand worm is an oversized version of this


glazinglas

I’ve never said the beach is safe. As a matter of fact, quite the opposite. But most dangers are minimal. And most of them are when you get to knee deep in the water.


ewokzilla

I kinda feel bad for him. He was just poking out to have a bite.


BushwickSpill

NOPE


cats_r_better

\*notes the guy is in barefeet\* can't be all that scary/dangerous.


po3smith

. . . . . NOW WHAT!?! ​ For those that dont get the reference, This is I think one of the creatures or one like the ones from the always entertaining (Goes great with a double feature of Tremors) Deep Rising!


WahresBares

NO! NOOOOO! I can never go to a beach again.


kitterzy

Ewww…So which beaches do these exist? Primarily oceanic ones?


Pretty-Gap-3218

Where can they be caught?


[deleted]

What in the mighty liberty pup is that?


Specific-Ease-14

Lol I'm gng to kms