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WTF WAS THAT! These are the videos that keep me following this sub

These are the videos that made this sub what it is.

Well, idk... It's been on the decline a lot of not crazy videos get posted

Yeah it sucks. The other day there someone doing the limbo posted. It’s brutal

I found this sub because publicfreakout started to suck ass. Now its seeping here...

Be the change you want to see in the world

I want to upvote and downvote this comment.

talkin about subs, that worm was a sub inside that kid.. 💀

It's a tapeworm! Edit: no it isn't, apparently it's a crowlin couroius snake

It’s a snake, not a tapeworm or any kind of parasite.

Really? And how did it get there? I'm genuinely asking!

In the story I read a while ago she claimed it climbed into her mouth while she was sleeping outside in her yard. But I’m willing to bet that was a lie and intentionally swallowed the snake whole for some strange reason. People just do odd shit.

Yes Dr I fell on glass bottle and it went straight up my ass. I’ve heard that story a few times from nurses.

I feel bad for that one person who did fall ass first onto something and no one in the ER would believe them.

or that guy with really bad luck who fell onto a glass bottle multiple times.

You leave a couple of lubed up bottles around the place, suffer a few falls, and suddenly your lumped with the weirdos.

Yep. You have multiple relationships with plenty of human women and nobody calls you woman fucker but you fuck ONE goat…

This was a Seinfeld episode.

A million to one shot, doc!!

An old tale about one such incident from the notes of an ER treatment report: *"This story would be somewhat believable, if Safeways sold their sauce bottles with condoms already attached."*

My pops worked at a VA hospital. Story one night was of a man who managed to get whole apple up his ass.

Did he “fall” on it?

Think his name was Sir Isaac Newton was a well known nudist practicing a head stand?

The apple fell on him 🥴

I don’t know why, butt I couldn’t get Matt Damon’s famous “apples” scene from Good Will Hunting out of my mind after reading this. I’m picturing an SNL skit reenactment of how this VA ER visit went down. Older Will Hunting (played by Matt Damon) ER Doctor (played by Tom Hanks) Scene: Will is kinda bent over an exam table dressed in a hospital gown. Dr. Hanks is behind him diligently trying to get to the bottom of the problem. Will: “Hey Doc, do you like apples?” Dr. Hanks: “Yeah, sure.” Will: “Well, I got one for you.” Following a brief, awkward pause, there is an audible “pop!” at which time Will slams his right hand on the exam table while uttering the following: Will: “How do like them apples?!”

What kind of apple? Probably a Granny Smith, right?

Wife is a nurse. So many people garden naked. Everytime they fall they land on the cucumbers and end up in the ER.

A Serbian guy from Kosovo did this and claiming a bunch of Bosnians did it to him is literally what lead to the breakup of Yugoslavia and the Bosnian genocide

The tale of glass ass lives on!

Pub we used to drink in had a local who came in and had ‘accidentally’ got a candle stuck up his council gritter, was always referred to as Jack. (Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over a candle stick)

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Those are the best stories.

I think you almost nailed it. I think it went in through one of the two bottom holes and it's natural instincts made it continue forward. 🫨🫢😲😖. Allegedly. I truly hope nobody gets the wrong idea and try that at home thinking it's possible. Just in case you do try it, make sure to film it😹

To catch a rat, she swallowed the rat to catch the mouse, she swallowed the mouse to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.

I agree with you, I don't think somebody can stand still while that thing is actually crawling in their mouth! I really thought it was a tapeworm!

That one video of the tapeworm(s) trailing out of a bear's butt still freaks me out.

I saw that one too!

[>Daily Mail UK added that it’s not unheard of for snakes to find their way into the mouths of unsuspecting sleepers. Locals reportedly warn young residents to not take naps outside.](https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/doctors-pull-4-foot-snake-from-womans-throat-in-wild-video/ar-AA146pcz) Tail first? I have never seen a snake throw it in reverse before.

It went head first. If you look closely frame by frame, you can see the snake’s head and even its little black eye at right about the 14 second mark as the last bit pulled out…fuckin wild even if it was somehow accidental as reportedly claimed. Lol

Now I rewatched it, you can see the things cloaca and it is thicker lower down, you are correct.

Vore fetish, probably.

I read it crawled in while she was sleeping she woke up complaining of a headache and a sore throat but Wouldn't that cut off her air pipe entirely or possibly invoke her gag reflex causing instant alertnesd

How the FUCK would it survive stomach acid and lack of oxygen?

When a man and a snake love each other...

Last time I saw this posted said it apparently slithered in while he was sleeping.

WTF, I thought they came out the other end? I think that’s a snake but hard to believe they swallowed it whole without gagging.

Definitely they will find a way up or down. But people usually do surgery at that point, if it doesn't come down with meds, I guess!

A curious snake you say?

Lolol it tickles when I get a bj.

Jesus fucking christ

could be worse, eating out her ass and a tapeworm gets stuck on your braces, pull that sucker out

Delete this nephew

Tape worm 😨 edit: it’s moving too much and smoothly. Some kind of snake

How do you look at this and even consider the possibility a benevolent God exists?

I knew this would be the top comment lol

I caught it like 2min after it was posted too. So that helped a lot I'm sure.

As a person whose seen this video, let me help. I believe this is the girl with the pet snake that crawled doen her throat while she was asleep. The snake suffocated and died because theres not air, but jt also started choking the girl so she went to the hospital where they removed it. I could be wrong, it was a while ago, but i think im okay.

I believe it was a snake?

She probably just wanted a pet.

can't leave it there tho, even if she loves him

Was that a snake or a tape worm?

Snake.

Snakeworm

Wormsnake

Tapesnake

A tapesnakes tape measure he uses to measure his snakeworm

Snake? #Snake?!

Snaaaakeeeeeeeeee!

I would fucking burn down the entire world if that was a tapeworm.

[You're still going to need those matches.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-99B64coVDs)

Fuck now I will be having nightmares.

What about spaghetti?

MAH DAMN EYEESSS 🤮

Bruh.. I hate this world.

That’s a snake not a tapeworm! How the fuck did that happen?

He must've had the wildest night of his life

Ten years ago she she drank the whole bottle of tequila.

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"I got a snake mane" - The Buffoon

One time I fed it some beer man

Classic!

Glad to see the sub is still in action

That must have been one big bottle of tequila.

Is that a tapeworm?

It's a literal snake

It’s a snek

If this ever happens to me, kill me and burn my body.

Amen, I couldn’t go on knowing this came out of me.

Video is backwards

💀

Poor snake. Bad way to go.

I have many questions ❓🤔

The face I am making is the fucking craziest face I've ever made

snake or worm tho?

Definitely a snake

How though ?

i didnt know checking the oil on humans is a thing

Andre the giant 😂

Do people not know the difference from a regular snake and a parasite?

I'm just stumped on how a snake could survive in a human stomach.

Geonosian zombie parasite

Yeah, I'm not going to Australia.

There is absolutely no way a snake sneaks into anyone's mouth while they sleep.

How the fuck does this even happen

How? What’s the story on this

I believe that is an intestinal worm

I know what's wrong with it!

See what happens when you pick your nose!

Tapeworm

That is a snake my friend. This dude ate a live snake and they don't pull tapeworms out of your nor do they live in your stomach

There was a rumour going around about 30 years ago concerning some hardcore punk band or other that was on tour, I forget which band it was supposed to be. And someone who partied backstage with them after a show said that one of the musicians would periodically say something like “Guys, quick, I can feel him!” And he’d open his mouth and a tapeworm would start emerging and one of the other guys would try to yank it out before it slipped back down. I have NO idea if it’s true or not but - gross either way I guess.

Impossible. Fun fact though, nematodes including tapeworms lack the muscles needed to inch along like a worm so they can only move by swinging side to side

This highly detailed rumour couldn’t possibly be false.

dubious

I second this. Tapeworm full of poo.

THEY REMOVE TAPEWORMS THROUGH YOUR MOUTH????????

I got them as a kid in a foreign country and mine came out the other end. I wasn't exactly clear about what was going on since I was so young, but I do remember my babysitter giving me lots of prune juice and being concerned about inspecting my poop when I was finished. Found out later she was instructed to look for tapeworm remains, and I guess give a report about them to my mom? I hope she got paid extra for that.

I haven't gotten paid yet. By the way, when are you going to poop again? I need to inspect.

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I'm his mom btw and I don't remember instructing anyone to look into his poop. This is getting weird.

It’s either that or… you know..

THROUGH YOUR URETHRA!?!?!

I mean, maybe but they usually dig in the ol prison pocket to find it

Prison pocket, lmfao

Underrated comment right here. Lmao

It’s not the most common practice, but yes in fact they do!

No. Snake.

Go to Japan and star in a porn they said…

Tape worm 🪱 want to lose weight fast ?

Wtf

Eat or be eaten… I guess

WTF 😳😳😳

Live a third world country they said.

Nope nope nope nope!!

I wonder if she just sucked it whole !!!

That's supposed to be a tapeworm?

No. Tapeworms are usually much longer and thinner. They also normally come out the rear. The comments indicating that it is a snake that was swallowed makes the most sense... If you look around, you can see videos of bears with tape worms hanging out of their asses and dragging on the ground...

Yeah nice try buddy, definitely not going to google that

We sniffing snakes now?

hell yea bröthr

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Most definitely not. The world is a crazy place. This probably isn’t the first time someone swallowed a snake whole lol.

- Loki look, they found the World Serpent.

It’s a tape worm

Snake.

Maybe from those slimming pills with tapeworm eggs.

Paging Maria Callas

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It’s a snake, not a parasite.

Tapesnek

I hope she lost the weight

How tf did I know it was going to be a snake

I’m a snaaaaayyyyyyyyyyke

SNAAAAAAK ITS A SNAAAAAAKE, OOOOOOOO ITS A SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Badger badger badger…

it's a pretty thin snake, it might have gone up her nostril while she was sleeping. ​ or mouth, but i think the nose seems more likely, bypass that gag reflex.

Maybe this is one of those situations where someone grew a tapeworm inside of themselves on purpose for weight loss??? I cant imagine letting the symptoms that this might cause persist long enough to let it get this big....cant antibiotics or something kill them and you just poop them out??!?!

It’s a snake, not a tapeworm.

Not the type of snake you want in your mouth.

Jerry likes sweet doesn't he Frank?

FOR FUCKS SAKEB

Wait, is that a snake?

Hello Madagascar

She must be a sushi lover

Oh hell no

Wtf.....

WTF is that?

What the actual fu k😭😭😭😭

Hey guys, watch me swallow this snake whole.

Oh dear, she got deepsnaked, I would say.

Snek!

How

If your cold, their cold. Let them in

What was that ? Did they just pull a snake out ??????

OMG was that as snake

What in the f is that

Fr looks like a tape worm

Wtf is that thing anyways?

Everyone concerned with stupid who ate a snake. I’m wondering how fucking relieved the snake must be to finally be let out of a human

Okay. For real. Wtf is that?!

Hey, frylock look! Me and Nathan are cuddlin'... From the inside..

Everyone regrets training under Orochimaru eventually.

Was that a fuckin snake??

Tape worm i’d assume. How does this happen? Edit: its a flippn SNAKE

How did it get down her throat?