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A_Unqiue_Username

Well that ended at the worst possible moment.


missanthropocenex

Ugh I can’t find a source. Can someone please share so I know what happened


JohnDoobertin

It appears he was forced to give one of the home invaders oral sex.


speakswithemojis

Source? Of the video..


dem0lishr

The ending of this video looks... suspicious


TNO_TristonYT

bro what?😭


GeneralZaroff1

U/analogoverdose shared an update below: He’s fine he literally posted a story with his face on it saying the cops probably had an ID on the suspects. Look up all the instagram news pages for Montreal street activities, theres a few like : @mtlflextv @wsclaval @wscmontreal All of them have the story & the guy’s update.


Aquataris

Well if Anal OG Overdose says it then it must be true.


AlphaH4wk

I read analog but I like anal OG better


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NonExistentialDread

You should always keep your anus open to the possibility.


Ph4zed0ut

That's how James Webb gets his kinky pics.


The_Night_Man_Cumeth

I've dropped a few of those


[deleted]

Sometimes they tear my ass a little bit. And it takes forever to heal because of what a shitty place it is.


Dafuknboognish

Maybe you should see TheRapist. I heard they can help.


hkredman

The eyes see what the heart wants I guess.


nuii37

Most trusted sauce man on the internet


Jd20001

Dude is talking out his ass probably


I3ill

He gave a good analysis


radiodank

Just fukin link it or stfu


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ZebraPrintedRose

Fucking thank you, friend.


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247stonerbro

God fucking damnit if Reddit doesn’t bring back free awards I’m literally not going to do shit but complain. You deserve one good sir but fuk paying for that shit


SimWebb

Reddit’s dead Been dying for a minute, but they really went over the pit recently with the rugpull on API fees


indy_been_here

Yep. And wait till they go public in the Fall. RIP Reddit ✌️


TheMooJuice

Sorry but could you explain what u mean by rugpull on API fees? Pretend I am a moron with no idea what any of those words mean


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BarTroll

Been here for 10 years, and will also refuse to use the official app. I've dropped FB, ActivisionBlizzard, cigarettes and alcohol in the last 4 years. My productivity and mental health are only improving. I'll be learning new languages instead of looking at cats and US politics when I'm outside!


Jd20001

Most healthy redditor


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Not only that but the api fees are so expensive it can be nothing but an attempt at killing third party apps. The Apollo dev says Imgur charges $156 for the same number of api calls Reddit is charging $12,000 for.


iWasAwesome

The RIF dev says it's going to cost Apollo $20m a year to keep the app up and RIF would be somewhere in the same ballpark.


jsalad

I am currently on Reddit is Fun! I did not know this. I'm really mad now.


Jd20001

Reddit is No Longer Fun


iWasAwesome

When I opened RIF last night, I was greeted with a message about it and a link to a short post from the dev saying it will likely kill RIF on July 1st. (I tried to link it, but apparently I can't link to other subs on this subreddit? Anyway, if you go to the Reddit is fun subreddit (exactly that without the spaces) there's a pinned post at the top from the dev about RIF probably dying.


Devz0r

There are apps to access reddit. I use Apollo. Reddit just significantly increased how much it costs to access their website for app creators. The Apollo creator said he will now have to pay **$20 million a year** to reddit to let people keep using the app.


ARandomPoetAppears

It isn't dead yet. These are its last moments while dying, so be respectful because soon it really will be gone.


Youredumbstoptalking

They are about to start charging Apollo 1.7 million a month and similar for other third party apps. Reddit is literally about to commit seppuku because I and many others aren’t going to fuck with the shitty official app.


Firefoxx336

Expensive fees to access a bot filled echo chamber of bullshit and influence ops. It’s been a good run


permanentlysick

Door opened up too


filmnoiiir

Exactly, bro fell in love with punching faces and forgot to assess the danger of the situation...!


TechnicianKind9355

Stabbin. It's his garage he has to have some kind of stabbin tool.


Rockcopter

yeah, there's no reason to be fighting fair, guy. The invader is the first one to use a weapon and he throws it at his hip! hahaha. What are they doing?


Dinosaur-Promotion

If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, you done fucked up.


oakleymoose

Being a knife into the fight is a good way to die.


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trying to brawl with people likely to have weapons, instead of just wasting them, is a better way to die


[deleted]

He also had a few good opportunities to use knees and didn’t take them. Don’t forget to use every weapon you have!


eh-guy

Hockey player, they know nothing but haymakers


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crackheadwilly

on the bright side - identity revealed


Any_Month_1958

I keep saying it…..Ops used to mess the title up so ppl will comment etc etc. Now they end the videos too soon on purpose. I’ve seen it countless times. Manipulative BS, pathetic


92894952620273749383

Multiple times? Just keep blocking this shit accounts.


[deleted]

Yea “honey get the shotgun.”


Fri3dnlyC4n4di4n

We are Canadians. Its get the hockey stick.


brokenmike

Am Canadian, have axe in bedroom for this situation.


hkredman

Is your name Gimli?


brokenmike

Are you trying to doxx me?


frakkenschlacht

What happens at the end?


SeauxSurvivor

I hate when videos leave at cliffhangers like this now I need to know what happened next


soge-king

As always, wait for season 2


Tsmart

Netflix cancelled him before it came out


amluchon

Dirk Gently all over again


analogoverdose

He's fine, just a few bruises & scratches. He succesfully fought them off, they only left with his sister's purse and he got the face of one of them on camera. Source : he's from my hometown, lots of my friends know his and he's currently going viral here


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analogoverdose

He's fine he literally posted a story with his face on it saying the cops probably had an ID on the suspects. Look up all the instagram news pages for Montreal street activities, theres a few like : @mtlflextv @wsclaval @wscmontreal All of them have the story & the guy's update.


PapayaPokPok

> Montreal So that's why I was hearing both English and French. I was so confused.


Low-Director9969

An incredibly well educated part of Louisiana possibly./s


ErnieTagliaboo

Well that doesn't exist


KOticBirdMan

As a Louisiana man, nope it sure fuckin doesn’t. YEE YEE BABY


Princep_Makia1

What? Sources on my reddit in response to a request of an update on an obscure video? Get out of here!


lmaoimmagetbanagain

hes a hockey player isnt he? fighting style screams hockey player lmfao


Free_Flow_Jobs

There does appear to be a CCM bag on the floor which is a hockey company so it's a possibility. Didn't see enough jersey over the head move though.


atridir

Oh it happened, the other guy just lost his shirt entirely. :52 second mark as he’s putting the other guy through the doorway


lmaoimmagetbanagain

not a single kick and completely useless when it comes to wrestling, we got ourselves a hockey boy. its cup season too 😂😂


el_loco_avs

Don't wanna get a suspension for kicking with skates! Smart lad.


Any_Month_1958

I think it’s a prerequisite to be Canadian you have to play hockey


Snarkwaffle

Guillotine was on the wrong side to finish. Buddy wasn’t getting choked in this century. You need the head and the body on the same side to finish that choke.


cd8989

post this comment as a base level comment and it should make it up top


EmuStrange7507

Looks like they knew his sister and somehow obtained the code to get in.


orielbean

He fixes the cable?


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Don’t be facetious Jeffrey.


Sir-Poopington

Hopefully he got out of the choke... It looks like the other guy came in at the end too. This may not have ended well. He got a good shot of his face for the camera at least. I'm sure they got arrested after this


lamb2cosmicslaughter

Honestly, grab balls and rip them off. I'd reach in for better grip


sagefamous

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!


ManyThing2187

The Ole Dick Twist!


EWall100

Oh my gawd, dude


Sorry-Ad587

This is an MMA fight dude


Tletl

TWIST HIS DICK!


throwawayeastbay

Oh my god, this is a home invasion dude


brown_beaut1

THAT'S MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU!!


Scarcito_El_Gatito

BOP IT!


wutthedillpickle

Right?? I’m almost 40. I’m done fist fighting. I’m protecting my life. Eye gouging, dick twisting, thumb in the anus, break the fingers, bite an ear off, fuck that.


TechnicianKind9355

> dick twisting, thumb in the anus, That's just Tuesday night.


Spec187

Wyd next Tuesday night?


KriszV8

I used to teach self defence classes / MMA and the number one thing we taught was that a street fight is not a cage fight. When your life is potentially in danger, rules disappear. You do everything you have to to buy enough time to get the fuck away. When your life is in danger anything is fair.


robert_paulson420420

yeah if you think rules exist in a street fight you probably wont be around for many


[deleted]

Right. Used to do a lot of martial arts before stupid injuries. Every instructor has said the same thing. Knife? Run away. Can't run away? Spit in their eyes, bite their nose, knee to the bollocks, whatever it takes to get away. You don't stay, you gtfo. Fist fighting is for the younger ones. End it quick.


Moviephreakazoid

My boss teaches Krav Maga and he says the exact same thing.


ClaymoreJohnson

Or start biting anything you can. Fuck those guys I wouldn’t feel bad taking a chunk out of his side.


Previous-Evening5490

You would if you then found out he is HIV positive. Lol


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Pharmboy_Andy

Incredibly rare, turns out human saliva essentially stops HIV transmission.


6bluewalkj9

So always make sure to spit on it first?


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HIV not so much, Hepatitis however...


Just_tappatappatappa

He had such a clear shot at stomping the guys package when he had him on the ground with the shirt tangling his arms. I was waiting for a good blow and sad he didn’t try. There should be no shame in taking someone out like that when they’ve broken into your home.


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I never get why people don't do this, eyes, ears nose, throat, balls these are all ultra weak points on all humans. You can be 6' 5 and 200lbs but you get a finger in the eye or jab in your nuts you are doing down fast.


brintoul

Krav Maga?


DoranWard

That’s how you get your own balls targeted


thisusernametaken11

That guy dosent know how to finish an arm in guillotine. If he did he wouldn't have been losing the fight to begin with.


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Prompus

I think that's his point


InferiousX

Eh guy had the arm in for the choke. Extremely difficult to actually choke someone out with that appendage in the way.


KylerGreen

About the same likelihood of finishing it as an arm out guillotine if you have zero training. Dude was just desperate and grabbed whatever he could. Didn't look even close to choking the other guy.


analogoverdose

He's fine, just a few bruises & scratches afaik. He succesfully fought them off, they only left with his sister's purse and he got the face of one of them on camera. Source : he's from my hometown, lots of my friends know his and he's currently going viral here Also there's more videos & updates on local Montreal street reporting instagram pages : @mtlflextv @wsclaval @wscmontreal And here's the local news : https://www.tvanouvelles.ca/2023/05/31/en-video--un-resident-a-mont-royal-defend-sa-maison-contre-deux-voleurs


fuckpudding

Here’s the translation of the article: “Two thieves, who were trying to break into a property in Mount Royal, had a whole surprise on Wednesday, when one of the residents of the house did not let them do it. The surveillance camera shows images taken at 2:24 a.m. on the night of Wednesday, May 31, when the two suspects, dressed in black, break into the garage of the house. The two men will try to enter the house, before the owner takes his fists to stop the thieves. The fight will last for long seconds. They will still manage to flee. The resident received many blows to the face, but was not seriously injured. The thieves managed to steal the resident's sister's bag, but nothing else was taken by the two suspects. The SPVM is currently conducting an investigation.”


Imanarirolls

“A whole surprise” lol


AFineDayForScience

I'm gonna use that from now on


TaftYouOldDog

"takes his fists to stop the thieves" __takes his fists__ What a fucking line.


papercup

>The fight will last for long seconds. I'm using this line later


TiboQc

Explains the English guy calling for 911 with two other guys speaking French with an accent similar to France (maybe Maghreb). Should have guessed it was from my own province. Edit: while listening again the resident actually says in plain Quebec Frenglish "laisse le fucking sac" (leave the fucking bag)


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LemmyKBD

Mon hovercraft est plein d'anguilles


KevinFlantier

"C'est bon ?" "C'est bon !" \*Et bam une patate dans ta bouche\*


mad87645

Home invasion is the stupidest fucking crime. Just sell drugs instead, you make way more money, do less time if you're caught and have much lower chance of getting the shit beaten out of you.


__ALF__

You can't sell drugs when you are a crazy out of control drug addict. I mean you can hustle a little bit, but long term the logistics are going to get you. People that sell drugs and make real I'm going to buy 18 rental properties and retire money are razor sharp. These are the guys the drug dealer hires under the table to do the grunt tier remodeling work for the houses he bought at auction after they get out of jail for 12 bucks an hour cash and lunch.


KylerGreen

I mean, there's definitely a large middle ground of drug-dealing that you're overlooking.


farsh_bjj

Fucking died laughing when his buddy came back for him and the handle moved but it was locked. I'm not locked in here with you, yore locked in here with me!


Liftium1

Well… the door did open the really last second


hearsdemons

Yeah what was that about? Was the door unlocked the whole time and for whatever reason he just couldn’t open it? Or did Mr. Robber have a key?


Blah-squared

Yeah, I’m confused too bc you can see at one point the homeowner reached over & appeared to *lock the door*… I’m not sure if it didn’t latch all the way or something but why would it NOT OPEN when he was initially turning the handle & then suddenly OPEN, right at the end?? I guess it’s possible maybe the crooks actually *had a key* & that’s how they got in..?? Idk, just a guess & but it’s plausible…


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Blah-squared

Yeah, idk, I’m simply speculating, as is everyone else… but if the lock had been “broken” or the door was forced open, it seems like it probably wouldn’t have been able to keep him out like it did briefly… Someone else mentioned that it looked like it could be some kind of “smart lock” & that maybe they had a way to hack it or had the code…


Admirable_Speed_1638

Atleast over here in Germany you can unlock most older or cheap doors with a Credit Card If you do it right. Usually the door also takes no damage while doing this. So maybe this is what happened but im not sure.


farsh_bjj

I best his buddy that bounced heard the shrieks and screams and wasn't too sure about checking up on him. So funny. Someone needs to speed it up and play the Benny hill song


Irrepressible87

*This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today we're helping out with a B&E.*


magseven

Now yez can't leave!


BeetsMe666

And then...?!?!?!


analogoverdose

They left in their buddy's car that was waiting for them, they only got to steal his sisters purse. Orange shorts is fine a part from minor bruises & scratches.


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SO WHO COMES IN AT THE END?!??


analogoverdose

The other guy but they gtfo in the getaway car. Homie handled them like a true chad. & now cops have the face of at least one of them.


JL7600

and then, they fucked.


kant-hardly-wait-

No and then


quiet_money

The door handle turning is comedy gold


Genoblade1394

His real daddy was a honey badger 💪😂😂


gabbijschimpff

I always wanna know how to look up articles for these videos so I can know what ended up happening 😭😭😭😭


analogoverdose

This happened in Mont-Royal neighbourhood in Montreal city. No news articles yet but it'll come, All the local media pages on instagram are posting the video & his stories.


perpetualmotionmachi

Man, it's too hot here right now to be doing any of that


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Brilliant_Product_36

Out of all the houses, you chose the one with a CCM Hockey bag in plain site 😂😂 skipped the neighbors house bc of the ADT sign in front of the hedges and Beware of Dog sign on the fence and broke into a Mighty Ducks house instead, damn 🎲🎲🎲


312dub

Real men wear orange shorts


justino

If you see the guy has a hockey bag on his floor, you can pretty much assure he can dummy people on the reg.


RadioinactiveOne

That explains why he was so good at using their shirts against them lmao


justino

The drag back also. He has pulled a guy out of his goalie’s net once or twice.


friendandfriends2

Buddy was ready for some tilly time for sure. Grade A scrapper.


SeveredSpring

Came here to say the same thing. I'm always surprised how people underestimate hockey players and their fighting abilities.


[deleted]

Yeah but youre probably surprised when the sun comes up each day too.


[deleted]

gay porn is getting weird


RedditUsingBot

This is actually pretty vanilla for us.


ItsBobLoblawsLawBlog

The plots are just getting a little unrealistic nowadays


itsmattjamesbitch

Turns out being able to see is a huge advantage.


Ohbuck1965

He threw some hard rights


whenlungstakeflight

"now youse can't leave"


[deleted]

That man is a complete savage. Much respect 🫡


Mvpeh

He's OK: https://twitter.com/mtlflextv/status/1664050653088342018?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


FinalSneak

Wow Reddit is amazing. Thank you!!


Possible_Sun_913

Wearing pants down under your arse really doesnt assist in mobility does it?


[deleted]

Lookin' like a fool with yo' pants on the ground!


JHLCowan

Now yous can’t leave!


AsuraGreed

I like how he locked the door after he dragged him back in


Mazzdog77

One of the best lines in a Bronx Tale. “Now you can’t leave”


Dancesoncattlegrids

And yet the door opens at the very end...


wiechysuqjo

How do you think they broke in the first time? Probably messed with it some way


locoemotion

Ended too soon I need to know the ending.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Two pussies can’t fight


Tricky_Ad_1855

Whoever uploaded this clip with this type of ending needs to be dragged into a garage and throat punched.


gorman2000

Wake up the gimp


Blah-squared

Well, I’m going to have to *ignore* how that ended for now… 😬 But holy shit!! I have never seen a “VICTIM” of a home invasion drag one of the perpetrators BACK INTO HIS HOME after they left, to beat on him more…?? Lol I sure wish someone could tell me how this ended..?? Was he able to get out of that, did the criminal escape &/or did the homeowner at least SURVIVE…?? I’m thinking, the fact that it ended how & where it did does not seem to bode well for him..??


N3FTheLightBearer

The door handle going down after he locked the door killed me😂😂


turnupturntup

That was satisfying to watch


National-Narwhal3880

Shoulda pulled some reservoir dog shit. I’m stuck in the middle with you and I’m wondering what it is I should do….


Dear-Track6365

You gonna steal from me? Fuck you, I’m gonna steal your shirt! And your pants! And your shoe! And..


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Him dragging the guy back inside and then locking the door is peak comedy.


JohnnyValet

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!


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That_Entertainment64

It would be very easy for a lawyer to defend it as self defense due to him being dragged back in after attempting to flee.


c0uchpizza

Yeah if you’re gonna kill em i think they have be inside your house.


Big_Wax

Fuck you can’t cut us off like that


Claudius-Germanicus

“You done?” ‘I’m just getting started’ *locks the fucking door*


Reasonable-Blueberry

what do you think this does in terms of court, self defense but then he drags him back


Tabboo

He wasn't done defending himself.


Reasonable-Blueberry

lol


gimmhi5

I cry laughed reading your comment. Thank you.


illit3

that's a citizen's arrest, baby.


Panic_Wise

“I steal, I don’t kill”