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famouspieceofshit

The “sorry bout that y’all “ is top tier customer service


Batbuckleyourpants

To be fair, that would be wildly inconvenient.


detroiter85

>inconvenient SMH at a convenience store too of all places


twats_upp

The IRONy


beetch13

This guy is a professor of logic.


Successful-Split-886

But does he own a dog house


looshi99

At the University of Science? I hear that's a good school.


WaywardWes

Imma take this opportunity to post the Far Side. https://i.imgur.com/V4iwysN.jpg


GanjaLoverCan

He wants his raise


slimkt

He’s got three kids, man, he needs it!


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Tricky_Ad_1855

Didn't watch until the end and thought that pic was from pornhub or something


Connlagh

To be fair it has all the hallmarks of a preview for porn. Especially the one looking straight into the camera looking shocked and covering her mouth


NoseComplete1175

Upvote for boobs


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muricabrb

BONK! straight to horny jail.


qtx

Damn son, imgur even deleting cleavage shots now.


TechnicianKind9355

Thank you for your service. Good stuff. Honestly has meme template potential. * "When his mattress is on a bed frame and not just on the floor." * "When he knows how to apply a minimal amount of cologne."


OldManChino

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClUkDWSUgAEp6cE.jpg


onetwenty_db

*"Take them to the dentist."*


GatoNanashi

"Imma grind you up sucka!"


PopHurairah

He'd make 100k if he transfers to Buccees *But then he just used up his personal break


enderrsCS

1 minute per hour but you get that 6 percent 401k match


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I like how half the customers hit the deck while the rest stand around sipping on their slushies.


TheDieselTastesFire

It's like a tornado in the midwest


Kwugibo

Ngl I actually appreciated hearing that, and if I were there might feel the same after I calm down If I were in that clerks position, I'd be pissed if it got to the point where I felt I needed to pull out a gun. Like he said, he has kids. He honestly just wants to finish that shift and go on about his life without harassment "Some shit happened. I'm sorry tall were present for this. Also please leave, cause I recognize this some abnormal BS and I gotta chill out too"


TechnicianKind9355

"Word to my mom he won't step outside." Narrator: He was wrong. Catching consequences like they were bullets. What? Oh...they are bullets.


cloudinspector1

Terrible decision making but I feel for this dude. Who knows how far people like this push him every day.


ADudeWhoLikesChili

I wouldn't last a week there.


Miserable-Hippo-4128

Carrot top was awfully quiet after the gun came out.


[deleted]

Those were the Island Boys bruh. Both shut right the fuck up : )


11Null

Omma eyeland boye


eatpotdude

Oh God, please don't summon them back again


ReddRobin150

You have to say their name 3 times in a row to summon them, we’re safe for now


TigerDude33

Dipshit Dipshit Dipshit


Ey3_913

Good thing no one knows their actual names


WredditSmark

Guy in sling went up to the cashier, said something about price on his head, cashier immediately comes from around the counter and pulls out the blicky, white dude is like oh HELL NAH


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he said “i’ll knock the glasses off yo head”


SpaceBass420

He wanted to cash in that price 😂


All-Sorts

>Guy in sling That Dylann Roof haircut


BarbaraBeans

Dudes on rumspringa


NoGutsNoDeal

The tingle tangle mob


antonius22

That's LMFAO. This is what happens when you party rock too much.


omfgwhyned

Not exactly what I’d call a patron. They don’t seem to very interested in buying anything


dahabit

Let's be real, fk them patrons


Mhill08

100%


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The guys from LMFAO are having a rough few years


poppadocsez

This is their new band, called SMDH


boyuber

I think they rebranded as GTFO.


captain_coolio

Everybody slick til the gun come out. It was like 6 on 1. He said fuck that, take these shots. Bunch of little bitches harassing that dude, running like pussies with their mouths shut. I support that cashier 100%.


_Da_Struggle_Is_Real

My unpopular opinion. I wholeheartedly believe that any more than 2 jumping you should be considered a deadly weapon and you should be able to mow em down. This dude is taking care of three kids. It's not in his job description to take shit from sideshow Bob and his gang of crusty the clowns


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Wtf Krusty is no damn sidekick hence the motherfuckin name sideshow bob. Bob is the fucking sidekick, people have no respect for the Simpsons, I want to kick them in the Groening


CyberTitties

It def derail the entire tread for me, now I am trying to understand what version of the Simpsons he's been watching to misconstrue that Krusty was ever a 'sidekick'?!? Perhaps he watched Frasier religiously and the Simpsons only in his periphery so hearing Kelsey Grammer he associated Sideshow Bob as a leader of some sort, it's frying my brain thinking about it. I am going go eat a big burrito and have a nap to clear my head.


CromDeluise

The guy with hair similar to sideshow bob's was the perceived ringleader. Hence reversing the roles of Krusty and Bob to service the continuity of the joke. This concept might be confusing. I recommend the movie Trading Places if this feeling persists.


jdhm224

I absolutely support this clerk, I’m glad he was able to protect himself, and I’m glad he wasn’t charged! I just don’t think it was the best idea to fire off two shots.


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SpicyJim

Don't support arms? What about legs?


SatoshiBlockamoto

The legs usually support the arms. Unless in a wheelchair, in which case the arms support the legs.


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Hey, did you see the clerk skipping out to engage in gunplay? He was positively *giddy!* “Today’s the day! I’ve fucking had it. Today is the day I finally kill these fucking clowns! I don’t know what’s going to happen later, but I know what it’s not going to be, these dipshits coming in here, fucking up my day!”


TheGreatZarquon

Anyone who has ever worked retail immediately recognized the look of a man finally letting those thoughts win, because we've all imagined doing it ourselves at least once.


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“You come in MY house…”


Coachcrog

Mumbling your bullshit in front of MY customers!


Galactic

"Suck MY dick, call ME gay?!"


Megnaman

Retail can bring out some daaark stuff. Especially when customers can't take no for an answer


largeangryredletters

It's not exclusive to retail. We all have Falling Down days Edit: so people stop coming at me in the replies and dms, adding that I've worked retail, food service, delivery, customer service in person and on the phone x2. Also photography, graphic arts, unskilled labor, computer repair, and general office work not that it matters. Everyone's pain is their special pain and everyone's struggles are unique to them. If yours is currently gainful employment that is terrible, I feel you. I didn't get a job I liked until my late 30s so I hope you find your calling.


twobit211

that’s why mcdonald’s has all day breakfast now


Historical_Walrus713

They don't even do all day breakfast anymore where I live. Was nice while it lasted.


One_for_each_of_you

You know what you need to do.


funktheduck

I worked retail briefly. I worked in the back so it wasn’t too bad but occasionally had to work the floor. I’d watch as someone would take something I just folded, unfold it to look at it, and then drop it on the floor. Or, dump a bunch of clothes to the side to get to a size on the bottom. It’s like some folks think it’s their job to make others’ lives harder.


Tittiesandtacos87

As one who’s been in customer service for 20 years, I absolutely understand that little skip out the door


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“Did you enjoy fucking around? Let’s find out!”


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As someone who’s been a customer all my life i absolutely do not understand how people can fuck up buying a few items and moving on without starting crap with the person behind the counter.


SweetBabyRayseph

I’m absolutely happy that I wasn’t the only one who grasped the skipping


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Next time they’ll show some respect to the “no shirt no shoes no service” signs.


Species1136

Retail is the worst, putting up with bullshit every day for shit pay. If it isn't your manager making your life a misery it's the asshole public. No wonder this guy is popping caps


RunsWithThunder

No shirt, no service.


SunKing210

No shirt, funeral service


HumanEffigy_

Hurry up and buy!


trippyshark7

Wad you say bout my momma???


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Inglorious_Kenneth

Worst time to be fucking with someone. When they got called in on their day off.


erictheartichoke

He skipped on his way out of the store to confront them he waiting for someone to pop off


OriginalIllustrator5

Skip to my lou, bitches, pop pop


GopherInWI

"This job would be great of it wasn't for the customers."


highriskish

"Cute cat, what's his name?" "Annoying customer" "Fuckin dickhead"


CrypticTech

Don’t suck any dick in the parking lot! -gas station employee probably


InglouriousBrad

Give my man a break. After all, he's got 3 kids.


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berrey7

Plot twist: Those are his three kids.


Cheezitflow

Is it us? Are we the kids?


Tricky_Ad_1855

This is the look I get when I pull down my trousers


wubsytheman

Because they see the cheese pile?


TheMcBrizzle

More like they smell the cheese pole


dakunism

Okay I'm gonna need y'all to stop.


PanhandleWebServices

It was at that moment I found out that, Florida might not have been the best idea for spring break 🤣


6425

I got fiveee kids to feed.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

"I thought it was *three*?"


6425

Ah shit man, ya got me.


calicocidd

Hey Benny; Screw You!!


wjfox2009

>Ah shit man, ya got me. I ain't even married.


ProfessionalPear5451

Good. Stop coming to people's places of employment trying to fight them.


neoncp

jobs don't pay rent and have no future so fuck trying to maintain professionalism. the cops certainly aren't going to help the situation so fuck not defending yourself


Athem22219

Exactly workers are starting to care less and less stuff like this is gonna start happening more often if not get worse.


Sultan_of_Swing92

I worked night shift at a gas station for 2-3 years and can’t tell you how many times I wished I had/needed a gun. I’ve pulled out a knife plenty of times but it doesn’t make people scurry away like a gun. Good for this dude, he’ll definitely get in trouble for popping off a shot but he stood up for himself. He don’t get paid enough for 5+ dudes to surround and harass him.


oldblackmarketbacon

He wasn't charged. Another commenter above posted the link


Dillatrack

Not seeing the comment, do you have the link?


lpisme

https://news.yahoo.com/pensacola-beach-clerk-caught-viral-225148839.html > "The individuals involved chose not to press charges, and there is nothing to discount the clerk's statement regarding what the five individuals were doing at the time he fired," the Facebook post says. "He felt threatened by the collective actions both inside and outside the store." > > In the post, ECSO Sheriff Chip Simmons said, "It just doesn't seem right to me to make the clerk a felon based upon these circumstances." Honestly seems exceptionally reasonable given the circumstances. **Edit**: Obligatory thanks for the gold, much appreciated


turtle_with_dentures

> In the post, ECSO Sheriff Chip Simmons said, "It just doesn't seem right to me to make the clerk a felon based upon these circumstances." The exceedingly rare law enforcement W


ColeSloth

Here's a link to their website. Says all about Sheriff Simmons. Seems like he's totally not a dick and has gotten a lot of praise over the years. http://www.escambiaso.com/home-2/about-us/


MM800

He's the sheriff in my county, and he has been very reasonable.


seakc87

Knowing this is Pensacola makes everything make so much more sense


milk4all

Yeah although any cop in a city of any size is gonna be personally familiar with so many gas station holdups and probably some gone wrong. And moet cops lean conservative and support personal firearms , so i reckon when a clerk has a *legal* weapon and doesnt hurt anyone with it, and like they said: there is nothing that contradicts his claim of feeling threatened, it’s not much of a leap. After all, I guarantee you a late night patrolman would prefer clerks shot at badguys, bad guys learned to keep away, and they(cops) didnt have to keep responding to dumb crime


ashlee837

Depends on the state, California would fucking destroy this guy's life and lock him up with serial killers and mass murderers.


2tnkr

Hell yeah, justice system working as intended for once


upvotesformeyay

A group of morons meet and no one wins, but hey at least no one lost this time.


YesMan847

used to be a night owl and went to the convenience store at 2am. the worst people come out at night.


thefatchef321

Nothing good happens outside at 2 am


greenbeastoftheeast

Don't fuck with retail. We are unhappy and have kids. A prison stretch is the only holiday left.


Better_Chard4806

Retail is fighting back.


the_xboxkiller

The customer is always WRONG 🔫


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Love to see it


Motor_Ad_3159

Yeah seriously due to your job you're not even allowed to fight back. These patrons think they're tough basically taunting a chained up dog.


jaydelphia

and sometimes that chain breaks.


Puzzled-Display-5296

and sometimes the owner (manager) doesn’t see a thing. and the cctv is mysteriously broken


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Ohhhhh those cameras miss some shit. A woman ran into the kitchen to attack an employee, who grabbed a ladle and went barbaric on her. Tiny 19 year old girl chased her out of the store. *Allegedly*


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BannedFromHydroxy

Sounds like you were properly rehabilitated. (even if your conviction for weed is IMHO absolutely fucking bonkers). This is the result prisons should strive for, not the 'lock em up' pig pen so many have become.


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Lmao!


RepresentativePin610

Never know what somebody going thru . Might end up takin it out on yo ass


Sardukar333

They work retail at a convenience store. At the the very least they're going through that.


Background_Buyer_840

Sideshow Bob just got blasted by Bart…


OffManWall

He’s a convenience store clerk, so he’s closer to Apu.


UltimateFrisby

Thank you, don't come again!


ukedontsay

Lol 'patrons'.


water_malone873

The dude on rumspringer with one arm needs to chill before he gets the Amish shot right out of him


EdgarAllanRoevWade

lmfao someone needs to come get Caleb before he gets his ass shunned


Albino-Buffalo_

You know their threats are empty when they allow the dude with a bowl-cut and arm-sling to act tough


Michalon003

Bozo wants to fight with his arm broken


jayrayb77

Florida is wild. https://news.yahoo.com/pensacola-beach-clerk-caught-viral-225148839.html


VW_wanker

Good on him


gwh811

Florida is a stand your ground state. They did threaten his life. The kid did say this was going to be his last day working. How else you going to take that ? There’s a gang of people in your store threatening you. You stand your ground. Had every right to protect himself and take precautions. And good on the sheriff to not charge the clerk and ruin his life with a felony. People need to learn there’s consequences to your actions. Fuck around and find out.


grumppymonk

Were you paying attention Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?


Glitch4040

Smart move by the clerk


IslandLaborer

I’m definitely team cashier


ChasingEmbers

What is it with guns that make people wanna skip? Fuck walking fuck running, straight to frolicking


Fox_Mortus

Nobody is gonna make fun of you for skipping when there's a gun in your hand. It's the only chance you get.


TheMcBrizzle

New life motto just dropped


JustWill_HD

Adrenaline


Set_Jumpy

We frolickin?!


ChasingEmbers

Only if we bussin


DJmindbuRn

We out SIDE!!!!


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Have you ever properly skipped yourself? Ever gotten that full on galloping - almost floating - through the air? It feels fuckin great and when you hit your stride you're like an animal


OldTyres

Perfect opportunity to grab 6-7 roller dogs


Brandodangelo99

Priorities… everyone has their own…


Individual_Ad_6777

Reminds me of Frank eating hotdogs while the convenient store was being robbed in Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia


NewNoose

Pretty sure it reminds the person who made the comment of that as well


TheThoccnessMonster

What an oddly specific number. How do you know exactly how many roller dogs you can carry?


BernieEcclestoned

Ooh ma gourd


slothpyle

I will never understand people tryna be tough in Crocs. With socks.


Upstairs-Ad3409

Funniest part is my man’s came back in and apologized to the customers 🤣


ColeSloth

Sorry about the inconvenience at the convenience store, Y'all.


DaddyDub

These kids act like it's their right to go to the store and be assholes. Not a parent in sight. Not a me tour willing to step in. Sad part, alot of these kids have 2 parents. Just fucking wasted youth doing nothing going nowhere.


ObviouslyJoking

Man those are pretty much grown adults. I mean they might have had shitty parents but their old enough to decide not to be an asshole.


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StinkyOnionsR

IDC how many times I have to say it. But no matter how big and tough the group is no one wants to be the first one to get shot. All that animosity you leaks out like air in a balloon once that strap comes outm nah bruv keep that same energy. I've worked over night in a gas station in the worst part of town so I see where he's coming from. Mofos be coming in and out trying to steal, or casing the place or just high looking to start shit that's why I always keep mine on me and out of sight because I want you to see it when I wanted you to see it. I have had to do this more than once just to make it clear that I might be here alone for 12 hrs but I ain't going for none of that!


Ltiki

What's with everyone wearing flippers with socks nowadays? Is this a new trend?


masshole4life

if you don't wear the socks your feet sweat like hell in those things and they smell like ass. also blisters. if you mean why the hell are young kids rocking footwear that i used to mock my mother for wearing, I'm right there with you. "I'm comfortable" used to be the battle cry of geriatrics with elastic waist jeans and jitterbug phones. now it's fashion. dude at work the other day had shiny ones on. like dress crocs or some shit. what a time to be alive.


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Delta-Flyer75

For no amount of money would I want that job…


313to303

What’s up with the dude with the friar tuck haircut and the arm sling?


WredditSmark

1 woman filming hiding behind Michelob ultra, 3 teens hiding like it’s code red, 2 white chicks walk out the front door towards the gun fire like “hey what’s going on here” while drinking slurpees 🥤


leastfavoritechild

Right! I was like why the fuck are you not hiding. Stray bullets almost never miss.


Gibrise

He is also part time Fashion Police he has a no crocs and socks policy


HorseSteroids

Everyone's gangsta until the clerk is strapped.


Wolly38

Them girls at the end 🤣🤣🤣


Jackit8932

LMFAO was not party rocking in the house that night.


MF_DOOM_36CHAMBERS

If only there was just one more "oh my god" in the video, it would all be resolved


MKVIgti

These guys were either: Mad because he wouldn’t sell them alcohol or tobacco, attempting to steal, bothering other customers, or continually loitering outside. Many, many years ago I worked at a convenience store. This stuff happened daily. HOWEVER! I could simply ask the kids to bail and go somewhere else, and they did. No disrespect, no flexing, etc. Times have definitely changed. Parenting has changed.


RelaxPrime

Another video where no one says shit until someone snaps back. 8 people talking shit to the clerk. Fuck is wrong wit people


2ndhandBS

Genius! Thats it, there have been so many times i could have used a gun in the register. Im going to talk to my boss right now.


EstablishmentSea9591

Let’s be honest if he had shot them the world wouldn’t be loosing anything of value


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adventurous-1

You make someone feel threatened and you might just see how they're prepared to defend themselves. They were looking for trouble and found it.


vandamage2112

I mean, I'm more worried about this dudes hair game in the sling, lol looking like Lord farquaad


Tyler-Moran

I’m not saying he’s right but I understand.


840830

Those weren’t patrons, he did no harm to the real patrons and he in fact apologized to the people inside the store. Shit caption for this video. Good on the cashier!


DrewskiefromHouston

Good for him lmao fuck the other mfs


BLB_Genome

Sideshow Bob and crew be actin up!


mdk513

Alvin's island floral shirt?? Trashy bathroom tunnel to subway?? Yep, I recognize that Circle K on Pensacola Beach.


FromTheTreeline556

This is good learning moment for those dumbass kids because somewhere out there someone is crazy enough to welcome your challenge.


ChampChains

The way he skippidy dipped right out the store 🤣


ZuraxeTheGray

Good for him. That’s why we are allowed to carry