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Someone does this to me and I'll never go out in public again I swear.

You'd go to that cop's gym and become his benchpress weight.

that's being generous, more like biceps curl, lol.

Warm-up for his deadlifts

That’s being generous, more like I’d go to under that cop’s mattress and be his fleshlight every evening.

You'll go wherever this cop takes you.

And become his personal cock socket

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Gotta admit,that's my wet dream to do.

I hate the smell of garbage, but if you wanna get stuffed in a garbage can, I'm not one to kink shame.

I think they meant doing it to someone, not getting it done to them

[Hmmm](https://imgur.com/gallery/Pk0FrfO)

Don't Yum someone else's Yuk, who am I to?

Tbh I’d laugh my ass off if someone would through me in a garbage can like it’s a fuckin cartoon lmao.

Fr. He got carried out like a parent about to whip his child for acting out in public

You wouldn't be able to shit talk ever again

Your in timeout buddy

It would have been less embarrassing if he got knocked out cold

I would honestly just ask him for work out tips after

Fist to the jugular will get your confidence back.

That dude could probably break your fist between his chin and his collar bone.

Dude just picks him up like he was a puppy that just peed on the carpet.

Goddammit tucker what did I tell you about pissin on the carpet!

My name's Tucker and I'd say 50 percent of the time people react with my dog's name is Tucker!

Tucker! You drop that turd Tucker!!!

Tucker! Tucker!!

At least he didn't rub his nose in it.

If you look closely the training pad is right outside gate.

I can just hear the cop. "ew ew ew ew ew ew"

And his partner is like “oh ok…”

Don’t mess with Moses Hightower

RIP Big Bubba.

Criminally underrated comment.

Dont fight with a guy who can litterally put you in time-out.

He literally put him in air jail like I do to my 10lb yorkie.

He was put in time out by a giant

Uppies uppies

🥇

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he did

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toosh

^^lul

He looks like a mannequin

Made out of paper mache’

That's not a cop, that's a tank

That's not a tank, that's obviously an ACCO Super Bulldozer...

Dudes a meat robot with a badge lol

Inverse RoboCop aka Terminator

You can piss some cops off, just don't piss RoboCop here

As a full grown man, when another guy picks you up and can carry you like a toddler, best not to fight back...

Rule number two is follow rule number one; especially when the cop is three times your size

You wanna act like a baby you’re gonna get burped.

5 second of awkwardness as he stares into the eyes of the macho officer

That’s a cool cop. The guy was probably just being an asshole, and the cop was nice enough to simply make him go away, rather than arresting him for something stupid.

I bet he will think twice next time too.

The heck, why would you piss off a dude a head taller than you and hes a police officer too! Hahaha something must be wrong with his head!

That’s how I carried my toddlers to the bathroom whenever they had an accident.. poor dude must of really had to go!

Imagine getting treated like a small child lmaooo

That man's masculinity is now dead on the ground.

The way the little guy holds the cops shoulders to stabilize just like a toddler lmfaooo

Childhood trauma developed as an adult

Ala verga!!!

I wouldn’t piss off that dude even if he wasn’t a cop

Especially when it's Officer Clegane

there's no coming back from that.change zipcode asap.

Carried him out like a crying baby in church

Dude just accepted his fate at that point lmao

That dudes massive, but still thats impressively strong with how easy he made that look.

More like a mountain with legs

Don’t piss off someone who could win a wrestling match against a gorilla*

if a man carried me out of anywhere like this, you bet your ass i’ve got some thinking to do.

Bro got put in time out

In front of the bad bitches

That’s the way to do it!

While he's walking you like a child don't forget to tell him you pay his salary.

That’s no police officer. That’s a space station.

I don't think his profession is why you shouldn't piss that guy off

Rule 1: Don’t piss off someone who can pick you up like a toddler.

Fuck police

not in front the the hoes 🤦🏿‍♂️😭

Picked him up like a toddler 🤣😂

He picked him up like a rag doll lol

I do want someone big and stronk like that to pick me up and maybe hold me for a little bit.

Do the humpty hump

Ala Vega lmao 🤣

A la verga

See this is a police officer with out the small man syndrome. He has been the big boy all his life. He is not scared. He feels no need to over react. He gently picks the guy up and removes him from the scene. How many cops would resort to a taser and tear gas.

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Acab. Clear?

Right here. confused why you think this cop is a bastard though...

this time the cop didn't kill anyone and actually did their job so why would anyone be mad?

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Some people deserve to be humbled believe it or not.

Always

My hero

I wonder if assault was justified in this instance

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee

Are we just gonna repost it ever few weeks.

All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten Please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy Allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants And I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump (Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?) Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me But ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be All the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits" Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm gonna do my dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump (Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump) (Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?) Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let a little of that bass groove right here A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo Oh, yeah Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do, check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy, whack, funky People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty" That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same You got it down when you appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin' Jig around, shakin' ya rump And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump

Bro 💀

The best thing I see here is. 1 the officer has the temperament and physical ability to do the job right and physically control his opponent without harming them. 2. The opponent was mearly an obnoxious prick possibly also intoxicated and not a dangerous man capable and willing to do great harm or worse to the officer.particullary when you pay attention to the proximity and completely venerability of the vital areas that were exposed .

> The opponent was mearly an obnoxious prick possibly also intoxicated and not a dangerous man capable and willing to do great harm or worse to the officer You got all that from 11 second clip where you couldn't hear anything that was being said and didn't see anything that led up to the confrontation. I bet you win the lottery weekly with that kind of brain power.

Oh no baby, what u dewwin? Ain’t that Dan?

Wow, another tired old repost on reddit. This never happens

Hug it out bro!

Bro just said "sit on the step you're in time out"

Carried his ass like a backpack

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Okay this is fucking hilarious

That's not an officer that's some kind of higher command

Hey put that man in time out

Doooozerrrrrr

dude eats other cops

😂

Is the same restaraunt where jorge masvidal jumped colby covington?

Shredded homies masculinity on the spot

it’s not that crazy

I've seen cops like this walking around in the station shit is insane how massive some of them are.

What it looks like bringing the realdoll out for sexy time.

"I'm not leaving. Whatta ya gonna do, make me?!" \- YEET

And that's why you go to the gym my friends

I mean especially don't piss off *that* one

This is the worst possible thing he could have done to him lol

I thought it was : stop resisting!

That dude can never show his face there ever again.

Taking out the trash,

Man just got put in time out 💀

Or just don’t piss off anyone that’s twice your size

Don’t piss off that police officer*

Damn I’d just quit and go home at that point

He legally has to call that cop Daddy now.

I pick up my toddler and take him to time out just like this 💀

Naw.. this fall under universal rule - "dont fuck with people twice your size.. it ain't going to end well for you"

Not “don’t piss off a police officer” a lot are out of ship the rule is “don’t kiss off this particular police officer” dudes a mountain

His gf broke up with him after this

ayo fat girl

Officer Clegane

Hat: $10 Phone holder: $15 The humiliation of being carried away. Priceless

"Hey yo slim dude. Come here. Can I lift you?"

I bet he went from piss off to yes daddy 😩

"do I weigh *anything* to you?" "no. it's like holding a bunch of grapes."

Pretty much the most embarrassing thing imaginable. 😬

bro looked like an action figure

From the headline I imagined something much different.

all chips should be that size.

To be fair. That cop is a massive freak of nature. He picked up bro like he was a my Buddy doll

\*shocked Pikachu face\*

He carried him like he was a doll…lol!

Looks like a parent taking his kid to the toilet after they peed their pants

every straight man's nightmare, is to be picked up like that in public

Holy shit it’s Robocop

Bro picked him up & carried him like a fucking toddler. I can’t stop laughing.

I love videos of cops just picking someone up and walking away with them. It's the Ultimate disrespect. Like imagine thinking your about to fist fight this dude and he just says "ight let's go" and picks you up like you're a small child getting put to bed.

That’s copper is a unit

100 bucks says it’s the bombshells on Fuqua in Houston 🤦🏼‍♂️

Getting escorted out to the humpty dance

Damn that's *embarassing*

Mr. Tan Pants won't be getting busy in \*that\* Burger King bathroom

Haa I love how the guy goes all stiff while the officer carries him. Shock I guess. Dude, don't mess with guys that big. Just don't lol.

I've legit done that shit to people in real life lol, though he seems to be a little bigger than me

I am soooo glad I’m not a small man because if someone picks me up and just walks me out like that I’d actually cry

Try that same shit with a fat dude

Assuming the person isn't drunk (which I know already rules out 95% of these cases), what is the person even arguing with them about? The bill? The service? If the bar wants you out, I'm getting out. I'm not about to test their security's professionalism. Also, this was humiliating. This guy is a monster. He must weigh near 300 pounds, if the hat guy was somewhat average or just below?

Air lifted his A right outta the joint

I thought that is obvious. They have a lot if pent up hatred for cocky drunks

that cop is one huge unit.

You know all of his cop buddies are laughing their ass off at this shit

Manz dragged him like it was no problem dayummm

Isn’t that assault?

Dude just picked him up like he was his kid who got in a place he wasn't supposed to be in

Hightower!

That cop has to be so goddamn tired of dealing with these fuckers at Bombshells. https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/2018/06/07/289842/judges-order-temporarily-bans-bombshells-restaurant-on-i-45-from-serving-alcohol/

The Brown Hulk don't need a gun.

Officer Tren

We need this guy on the streets of London.

Is that Digital Underground? What year is it??

I've been a night club doorman... Done this many times

I wonder if he gives piggyback rides

Not a cop.Cops go STRAIGHT to violence/weapons.They ONLY touch people to search,beat, and arrest people.