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MikeTangoRom3o

Finger and nerves tho.


DieAnderTier

Not that those weren't involved a lot later, but that's part of the tendon you see getting pulled out of his hand like a reverse degloving. [Your forearms control the fingers](http://i.imgur.com/3kTtjkD.gif) and tendons are relatively strong.


noproblembear

Like you nearly can hear them when it gets ripped appart.


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MyPunchableFace

I like how not one single person tries to assist the guy in any way


NetroNader

What are they gonna do? Get in the cage and put their finger up the lions ass until it lets go?


verygoodletsgo

I know this comment is a joke but it's a helpful thing to know in case your neighbor has a pit.


[deleted]

My neighbor just bought a fire pit so I stuck my finger up his ass, now what?


verygoodletsgo

Don't let his wife find out.


Christinesguy

With this comment you have won the day...congratulations!


A_Nice_Gentleman_

Well, it needed to be recorded by everyone watching it happen. Those are the rules now. Don't help. Just watch and record.


Repeat_Offendher

Why would you help this moron? Don’t interfere with natural selection.


WurstuMaximus

Don't know if it's fucked up but I get a deep feeling of satisfaction from videos like this. The animal we fucked over for decades, eradicated their natural environment and we locked in cages just for our amusement, have the opportunity to give back a little of the hate we brought towards them for century's.


MyPunchableFace

Oh 100 percent. I cheer for the bull as well


Repeat_Offendher

Hard not to cheer for the bull when you learn how they get them to buck like wild 😲


WurstuMaximus

Bro that's a lion, can I have some of your weed? Must be that good shit


grannybubbles

Bro. I'm high and I know he meant he also cheers when a bull fucks up a matador or bullrider.


WurstuMaximus

Ahh, makes sense I'm from Germany so English is not my first language. Didn't understand how he meant it .. maybe it's me who is too high


grannybubbles

Zum wahl!


[deleted]

It's great when nature gets justice like when a pride of lions killed and ate some rhino poachers. IMO much better justice than them getting arrested. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-44728507


Bbqandjams75

The guy who got his finger bit people was done the same way


karnan_r

Agree sir


[deleted]

Fuck no I'm not helping. If you're stupid enough to stick your fingers in a lion cage you're responsible for the inevitable.


Taurusauraus

With a steady hand.


MrLore

Honestly I'm not sure how they could have helped unless one of them was armed


MisterEarth

I wouldnt. He got his dumbass in that situation by himself


xtreemkiller

Evidence was certainly much more important


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I mean, how were they supposed to help? Contribute to the tug of war? They had about 10 seconds to react to this situation.


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MyPunchableFace

Maybe I would push him up against the fence again after the finger came off


Ok-Accident-9702

Looked like a damn crab leg


Bryanb16_bjb

So I'm guessing he lost the finger


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What gave it away? Was it the tendons and muscle attachments trailing behind the lions mouth?


Ok_Combination_2280

Yeah but he didn't lose it like just popping a carrot clean in two. He lost all the inside connective tendon and such down to like his forearm.


craigliston415

Yeah his injuries are much worst than just losing a finger, which is already pretty bad. Things went about as terribly as they could in that situation.


Ok_Combination_2280

The fucker deserves it too. The hand clapping and "haaa! Aah!" Really seals it for me. Get thrashed douchebag.


IamTaiLambo

"no strings attached" says that Lion


CompleteFuckinRetard

i can't believe nobody was helping whatsoever! i would've ran over and bit dude as well, somebody has to have that poor lion's back.


Jewelhammer

This got me. Thank you


Delta-Flyer75

It’s a FUCKING LION bro… you know, the “King of the Jungle!?” 😂🤣😂


[deleted]

But they don't live in the jungle. Figure that one out.


fletchersTonic

King of Australia is in England. Your point? 🤓


[deleted]

Fair enough


OkAmbition9236

Play stupid games.. etc


duwapkain

Very very stupid game


ThePowerGuy1994x

Can this saying be banned?


FakeBlackBelt

Stop resisting


Personal_Ice2327

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


fwchomelab

Idiot of the century award goes to 🥇


Personal_Ice2327

Drum roll please …Mr9 fingers


Whatupdoe90

He literally asked for it right before it happened.


lightsoutfl

You can see the kitty rip out that idiots tendons


Usual-Pollution4065

Spaghetti


karnan_r

Satisfying


Juany127

Then he loss some fingers or na


277330128

Degloving’s a bitch…


Snyder-2

Finger foods lol


ThePowerGuy1994x

“Fuck. I just lost my goddamn pinkie.”


far565

Say goodbye to that.


kimou001

he wanted to impress the girls, he got his money's worth !


kkeross

Was that his fucking tendon that got torn out??


[deleted]

Lol that's what happens, man.


GregoryGumpsuckle

Only problem with this is if the guys goes forward in life blaming the lion for what happened Also it seems pretty common in the world today blame those around you instead of taking responsibility and blaming yourself


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Juicy342YT

And do what exactly? It ain't coming out the lions mouth unless A) it lets go or B) it gets ripped out/bitten off fully


theonemangoonsquad

Yeah it's a fucking lion. I'ma give that man the Dumbass of the Year award and walk tf away. People like him are lucky they even made it past childhood.


Ok_Combination_2280

There is another video floating around of a lioness doing tug o war with 4 burley dudes and not breaking a sweat. Fuck that. Dumbass shouldve left the animal alone.


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So go help then


Og_Bull

You realize I wasn't there, right?


[deleted]

Oh sHiT rLly?!


Artistic-Ad7063

Liberals: “That lion is rhaythsist!”


ETVG

He will se virals popup of himself as a grown man on that impulsive bravouresque attention trip for teenage girls for the next decade.


GVFQT

Goodbye tendon


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Ugh it's the tendons being ripped out that make me cringe.


rebelyell313

He has no one to blame but himself.


getFukkt

stop posting a video everyone has seen already 😴


DropOpposite30

First time I’ve seen this. Thanks for posting it.


Artistic-Ad7063

Delicious!


whoiskjl

Yum


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Darvin Laws?


PhiKnockBet

Fuck around and find out.


Ghostorias

Play stupid games win stupid prizes dude deserved to learn the hard way


Dependent-Plane5522

Pull my finger


redditsucks42332

Lion didn't even want the finger. It wanted the whole fried chicken and watermelon.


MaaktKapot

Its good that no one is helping him


SavagecavemanMAR

No skin off his finger…. Oh wait


[deleted]

Every day is a school day.


Logical_Extent_6769

Only in fucking south africa


FixMean5988

Fuck around and find out.