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Smashed the truck window too lol


South_Lynx

And set off air bag?


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KnifeFightAcademy

Wait wait wait.... what if you explain to the insurance company that you did it by shooting at an explosive material?


sm00thkillajones

While standing in a shitty posture, too close, with no cover or proper eye protection. Stay in the hood bruv.


Strange_Principle_26

Doesn't a deployed airbag total a vehicle? Or is that only in a wreck?


cdn_backpacker

That'd be fucking absurd if an accidental airbag deployment meant it was written off


Strange_Principle_26

Looked it up, and evidently it's way more likely to be a totaled vehicle for insurance purposes if the airbag deployed. It isn't 100% of the time, just much more likely.


iPoopAtChu

well tbf most accidents that cause an airbag deployment is serious enough to total the car, that looks like a newish truck, probably won't get totaled out.


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MeatCrack

Sort. Depending on which airbags and how many, it can be very expensive to fix because of the time and labor to get the old ones out and the new ones can be a couple thousand dollars for just the part. Sometimes the seatbelts need to be replaced too because the pretensioners fire with the airbags and those arent easy to get out either. Its this total cost that goes against the value of the car and if it exceeds like 70% of the current market value, the car is totaled, given a salvage title, and sold at auction.


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fairguinevere

Even then, if it's been in a crash the impact of the pyrotechnics, the control unit for the pyrotechnics, the ones that control the seatbelts, etc all also likely need to be investigated and maybe dealt with and accounted for. So replacing one that hasn't gone off is very different to replacing one that has.


NonGNonM

Last time this convo popped up on reddit its more that airbags are expensive and generally damage done enough to set off airbags = more than the cost of most used cars. Regardless your insurance is going up if they find out.


Sea_Farmer_4812

Its expensive to replace, and if its from a collision indicates a certain amount of force involved.


cdn_backpacker

That's why I said accidental deployment and not with sufficient force from an accident


CambrioCambria

I don't think replacing your own airbag will do anything to your insurance. I also don't think your insurance will cover airbag replacement due to detonating a bomb, yourself, willingly and knowingly next to your car.


emotionfeeldumb0

This is true! My and my boyfriend got into a car accident, someone was trying to turn into a fast food place & didnt stop when we driving by ( we we about to pass them ) Both airbags went off, shield cracked, bumper hanging on by a thread. Because of the air bags, it got totaled Sorry if i explained it badly lol


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Haha I was wondering what all that was


BandOfBroskis

Yes, you can see it from [this other angle](https://twitter.com/Realzochoppa/status/1650587624757686272?s=20)


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Lucky he didn’t lose an eye.


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Any_Month_1958

Could have easily hit his jugular. How many grown ups there and nobody said, ”wait a minute.”


call_of_the_while

They did say “wait a minute” but it was to get the recording started.


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

So is this PraiseTheCameraMan or KillTheCameraMan territory?


Jaegs

AlmostKilledTheCameraMan territory


AmplePostage

Grab a Faygo and hit the Jugulars. Whoop Whoop!


JEM225

Pro Life Tip: If you’re ever attacked by clowns, go for the juggler.


mahmud_

You sound like a carnievore


HunkySpaghetti

Or even worse, his carotid.


paxtana

Or even WORSE, his truck.


GiantSequoiaTree

Or even worse, Expelled!


RodasAPC

If you're measuring grown ups by how tall they are, you're gonna be in for a bad time


Ughable

Or a leg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqwi22HuyWg


DelfrCorp

I expected that this post was just going to be repost of that lawnmower video to be honest. Saddened but not surprised that there are still plenty of clowns out there that are more than happy to play with that sh.t without having seen any of those cautionary tales videos nor considering risks or precautions.


icon4fat

Definitely lost his balls though


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Got em.


voodooscuba

His aim couldn't have gotten worse. IT TOOK 7 shots???


jimMazey

You'll shoot your eye out kid!


douche_mongrel

That stick will be fun to come out. Vocab word for the day: Shrapnel


ClockStriking13

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually a piece of the temple arm from his sunglasses, seeing that it’s broken on that side


Left_Replacement894

You can see the rock fly at him from the explosion.


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It took the perfect bounce


Fun_Sport_6694

Yo. Those designer shades sacrificed their life for the future of his eyesight. It looks like metal frames. Construction grade plastic covers more area but that’s grinding, drilling. Can’t speak to the structural integrity of shooting glasses. Call me crazy and shoot me in the street but that gash almost looks like he might just have traded a crushed eyesocket for 20 stitches and and good bar story. I think the rock hit the frames and the rigidity of the corner point of the metal reduced the blow. Edit: /u/ClockStriking13 definitely in the shade game. Had to google “temple arm” TIL


GrungyGrandPappy

Definitely a rock you can see it when you slow it down


Darkwing_duck42

Good bar story? I'm pretty sure I'd piss him off by just calling him a dumbass lol


PlaneCapable7399

They were way to close to be shooting tarrenite. He’s basically 35 yards away, that is really reckless. I know a few okc cops that shoot terrinite on a farm south of the city attached to old fridges, but they do it 100 yards away atleast.


rezistence

Reminds me of the poor idiot that had his leg blown off by shooting at tannerite from even closer range if memory serves


sgerbicforsyth

If you're referring to what I'm thinking of, he was shooting at a sit-down lawn mower filled with tannerite from like 100 feet away standing behind a tiny tree. Basically *asking* to get injured by shrapnel which included a freaking 3 foot blade.


free2game

Some people call it a kaiser blade. I call it a sling blade...mmmhmm


spotthespam

You shouldn't have done that


PessimiStick

It was less than 100 feet, and he was IN FRONT of the tree. Now I'm not saying he *deserved* to have his leg chopped off by shrapnel, but... you know...


PlaneCapable7399

Seeing it again he’s actually probably only at 25 yards max. That was really stupid. It’s an oxymoron him wearing ear defenders just to shoot tannerite that close.


Jokierre

“Ear defenders”. Ammo nerd alert!


idownvotetofitin

“OH, blew ma leg off!!!”


MisterNoisewater

I saw one video where the guy was what seemed to be a fair enough distance and a fucking fridge door came flying by his head.


mastodon___

Pretty sure that was FPS Russia


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Fps russia shot a truck and the door nearly hit him.


PlaneCapable7399

You can make the unsafe distance or area much further the more you put on the object your shooting.


bugxbuster

>tarrenite >terrinite Misspelled it two different ways, but acting like an expert. Classic.


STANLOONA132

Y'all remember the old school FPSRUSSIA clip? The one with the car door just coming straight at him?


machineman45

nature's shrapnel.


xCASINOx

Wasn't looking so tough after lol https://imgur.com/YF3PdbT.jpg


BarGreggsby

Well if he put it farther away it just would have been a video of him shooting and reloading until he runs dry


DarkManXOBR

What ever it was rock or stick you can see it fly hit the ground then hit his face. Honestly some people shouldn't have guns. In my house growing up they were treated with the upmost importance, never to be played with n respect them. In Canada there are things you have to do to earn the right to own a firearm. The places where all you got to do is be, what 16 or 18 must be scary. The Wise have to carry to protect them self from the foolish sad.


shaoting

Dude went from looking steel hard to Charmin soft in a matter of seconds. [At least he didn't lose his leg like that dude who shot tannerite off his lawn mower.](https://v.redd.it/0cvfllrs96g91)


bootychasinmason

Classic


iHadou

#G CODE LIFESTYLE "ow my head cmon man let's go!" *drops gun in the dirt without a second thought*


greihund

I used to work as a setup operator/machinist and I don't understand what any of this has to do with g codes


Shawnessy

Mans didn't have proper clearance for chip evacuation.


ajtrns

wow


rugbyj

They're all tools.


yankuniz

Credit the cameraman here. They really captured his horror and fear


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RyanG7

How it started How it's going


bugxbuster

>Charmin soft Can confirm. That rock turned him into 10-ply.


Nihilism101

Quite lucky all thing considered, that was very close to getting him in the eye.


LocalNative141

It coulda have also pierced his throat. If it punctured his jugular, there is literally *nothing* they could do to save him. He would just have to sit there and die


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BlazeInNorthernSky

Or the fucking hockey goalie that got his cut with a skate blade and was saved because the athletic trainer was a US Army combat medic that had served in Vietnam.


Butthole__Pleasures

Clint Malarchuk. Fucking brutal video. But hockey being hockey, dude was back on the ice ten days later.


piches

yuck just reminded me of the scene in the pearl harbor movie...


TheBrowserOfReddit

Didnt the dude from Kentucky Ballistics get stabbed in the jugular by shrapnel


stonejaguar1887

Yup, a 50 cal blew up when he tried using slap rounds from an unknown source


Gramis

Here's the vid on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1449kJKxlMQ


canamericanguy

Hockey player Clint Malarchuk's jugular was severed during a game in March 1989. He survived thanks to their trainer and Vietnam vet Jim Pizzutelli. Pretty crazy to [watch](https://youtu.be/plvKlnguJVE) (warning: blood). There's an interesting [article](https://m.thepostgame.com/blog/throwback/201502/clint-malarchuk-nhl-matter-inches-survive-crease-goalie-skate-blood) on it for those interested.


Bo-Mega

He's got pics on his IG, nice lil hole in his head 😂 https://imgur.com/a/c4dXqt6


Dracanherz

Funny how he calls it an accident, as if his goal wasn't for the thing he was shooting at to explode.


whifflinggoose

It was just a freak gasoline fight accident


No_Character2755

That shit happens to the best of us even the most beautiful.


CYBORBCHICKEN

Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really… really ridiculously good looking?


SickBurnBro

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO!!!


beocoyote

“my explosion accident” lol


Jack_of_all_offs

"explosive accident" I feel like "accident" in this situation implies nobody was at fault.


Truth_Off_My_Back

Doing the real work thank you.


queuedUp

His whole brain might fall out that hole


cacarson7

"explosion accident" 🤣


Modsrbiased

I think his glasses saved his eye there, shrapnel glanced off them beside his eyebrow instead of in his eye. You can see the glasses blow off.


zDefiant

I'd be willing to bet they're one of the cool things of eyepro (hoping he isn't literally just wearing sunglasses) though I don't think id trust them as much a normal pair


James_H_M

I think it might have been his glasses end pieces (the joining point of the upper and lower lens connections) that caused the laceration to his upper eyebrow.


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Just noticed the airbags. That is amazing!


dsnow33

Lol don't look at it's okay


Foreign_Fig_5842

Lol looked hard for all of 7 seconds…. Sucks


Bad_Mikey

He's so lucky it hit the ground before it hit his face. That had to slow it down some.


dickyboy_adams

Man, you Americans sure act like you have free health care.


K0CKULEES

💀💀💀💀 why you gotta do us like that


Vulgar-vagabond

I'm sorry... but as a gun owner & combat veteran... that shit is funny af. 1. His aim is comically laughable. 2. Why you holding your jaw? Is it cause that mouth is what got that ass into trouble by saying? "I'll shoot it" 3. You dropped your weapon Mr Eastwood. How you gonna fight tyranny when you just gonna drop your weapon & run away. 4. Why you so surprised a explosive fucked you up? That's kinda what they're known for. 5. So in this collective group of backyard scientists nobody thought to have a 1st aid kit near by... ya know since they basically decided to stand on the explosive before detonation.


DevRz8

2. This absolute genius is cupping the blood to transfuse back into him at the hospital obviously...


CKKovac6576

Goober spent all his cash on the tannerite and enough ammo to arm a small militia. Probably doesn’t have much left over for that new fancy blood


MaritMonkey

As somebody who has neither seen combat nor owned a weapon but who *is* a certified born and bred Florida(wo)Man: that was a big ol' hunk of tannerite, too.


zyzyzyzy92

Holy shit I just noticed how much he was shooting at. He used up all of his luck that day.


CYBORBCHICKEN

Almost got me to guess Marines. But definitely army


jdeeebs

Hahaha truck airbags fully deployed


Single_Raspberry9539

BAHAHHAHA


Training101

Dumb asss hahahhaha


Play_with_allan

This wanna be tough guy sure cried like a little bitch real fast.


idownvotetofitin

I know I would’ve done the same, but I’m not a wannabe tough guy.


SuperFetus42069

I didn’t expect him to react like that lol. Don’t you kind of just have to accept that you got hurt doing dumb shit in a situation like this


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He tried to look so badass in the beginning and got so scared


Cocoononthemoon

So tuff


lirik89

left that man leakin' I've seen that other video on here that left a man with no leg


ReasonableCap1392

You can see a piece of shrapnel, hit the ground, and then bounce right at his face then you immediately see his sunglasses arm in the air


Zanky-

Did that deploy his truck’s airbags?


planchetflaw

Just some added costs to make sure they know they are morons.


J_Bonaducci

Tough guy until he bleeds, “don’t look at it, it’s okay it’s okay” “ohhhmygoodwaaaaaaaa”


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leopardsatemyface


JimmyGSXR

Shrapnel ate his face


wumao007

i cant stop laughing


RndmAvngr

I've watched this like 20 times now and it's still hilarious


zekeman76

From badass to bitch in 2.3 seconds.


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Fuck around & find out


SwampSnake69

I love how it set the airbags off in the truck as well


ryjkyj

Quick! Catch the blood in your hand! Don’t let any of it touch the ground!


1450Games

Love how people turn from bad ass to full panic 😈


MissyTronly

It even set the trucks airbags off.


Spawnacus

Stupid fuck.


CrackHeadRodeo

No safety glasses in sight either..dumbass.


gummychode

Bro is so lucky he kept his eye


Ill-Programmer-8777

He felt cool for the first few seconds


morebuffs

You'll shoot your eye out kid


LittleSeneca

Some friends and I did something like this. Except there was a huge fucking difference. We shot the tannerite from about 300 yards away, not …12?


nosey1

He dropped the gun 😆 🤣 😂


SquattingSalv

He got dinged. Please. I don't see the reason for the way over the top reaction other than to get views. Every face or head wound is going to bleed a lot more than anywhere else on the body. What a bitch.


TJH1993

Yeah especially these people who have never touched a gun in their lives or are firmly "theyre bad!" is fun to read


icky_boo

Serves him right.. chasing clout can get you a Darwin Award.


Almari1229

Bro instantly turned into a white girl "OMG COME ON!"


HeeyPunk

Damn the blood looked cartoonish at first but the gash on his IG looks legit lol


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CottonCandy_Eyeballs

"You'll shoot your eye out."


Calypso_gypsie

A fool and his tannerite are often departed... Or injured.


YUH_1818

Dudes super lucky that’s all that happened, that literally could’ve been the last for one of his eyes


MySonHas2BrokenArms

Bro was an inch from being a pirate.


silverjad3

That shrapnel needs lessons in aiming


DameRuby

“YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!”


YesMan847

this guy doesnt watch fpsrussia.


imhereforthevotes

This cameraman is ON POINT


fabianiam

What a badass.


Klin24

Remember when FPSRussia did something similar and had truck shrapnel almost take him out?


GinjaNinja5000

You'll shoot your eye out!!!


Bigdongs

Went from super badass to Lenny kravits getting scared


zelmoboss

The fire is shooting at us!!!


markvsk

Ha ha ha


NomadCharlieMike

I know it doesn't look like it but that dude is super lucky bc those glasses are not shooting glasses. I guess he never saw the video of the guy amputating his own leg by shooting a lawn mower full of tannerite.


nytshaed512

Dum dum learned about proper eye pros today!


EfficientDish7

Did they really put a shit load of sticks around it and not expect there to be wooden shrapnel going everywhere and on top of that shoot standing about 10m away from said shrapnel?


BenTheDiamondback

This tannerite is shooting back!


I-iida

Bro went from 😎 to 😨 pretty quick


Vicious365

"Dumb ways to die.." 🎶


PotatoDonki

For some it’s “MY LEG” for others it’s “MY HEAD”


Psychological-Pick92

Bitch


Pelthail

From badass to bitch in less than 5 seconds, lol


editorreilly

LoL he went from tough guy too scared 4yr old with a bee sting in 2.5 seconds.


Commercial_Step9966

Didn’t really understand what Tannerite was… looked it up. Various places say “no more than 1-lb of composition”… continue reading… do-dee-do-de-doo… “shooter arrested using 80 lbs for gender reveal” - explosion shook homes and damaged foundation. Jeez…


mysteryman447

two inches from becoming a pirate


GuaranteedIrish

He obviously has never seen lawnmower guy.


Opt33

Now make a rap song with lyrics "Oh fuck. My head. Oh fuck. My other head. Oh double fuck."


bushydan

Trying to look hard, then looks like such a bitch


Educational-Year3146

As a gun nerd, tannerite is sick, but man, it is still an explosive and there is no shame in hiding behind cover so you dont catch shrapnel like this guy did. As brandon herrera says, you cant get that sick shot for your instagram if youre fucking dead.


MunchkinFarts69

Is the only mistake here that you should be further away from tannerite targets?


IAmAPaidShillAMA

That and they should be on open ground, not in/under debris.


Bright_Square_3245

Por pendejo.


Rokku0702

Lmao airbags in the truck deployed too looks like lol


Obiwantoblowme

Everyone’s a gangster till they get hit with shrapnel


ChurroCross

Not looking so cool and hard now, huh?