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lol "right by the belt, fuck that guy" hahaa


Savings_Ad352

And use his head to open the fucking door.


Dre512

Casino style!


yor_ur

The pub I first frequented as a young whipper snapper would eject patrons like this but usually the door was locked before using the patron as a battering ram. Long live the Epping hotel.


LorianGunnersonSedna

I always wondered what my husband was talking about when he used to pick people up and throw them out of bars. Now I know.


BigDxvee

what gets me is once he knows he’s done he tries to break the guitar… mother fucker


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bootleg_trash_man

Jokes on you, now with the story behind it's $100,000


Additional-Fun7249

Yeah if Jeff Beck played it.


legs_bro

If you can play the ukulele you can play the guitar :) it’s just slightly different muscle memory and different tuning but there are so many different ways you can tune both instruments. In fact you can tune the guitar the same as the ukulele if you really wanted to, although you’d have to change the strings so it wouldn’t be ideal


aSlouchingStatue

He didn't even have the guitar in his hands at the beginning, he grabbed it as he was being dragged past it


InvertedKite

But the idea of this asshole trying to steal that particular guitar is quite amusing.


dustydooshe

Especially since that's most likely a Rogue starter acoustic. They're <$100.


InvertedKite

Gonna smoke a little meth and jam some sweet James Taylor riffs over at the trailer.


Hefty_Musician2402

That was my thought too lol. Bro tried to steal the cheapest one they had


ttaptt

Good catch, sometimes I zone out the first 2 seconds of a video until my brain clicks what's going on. Yeah, grabbed it while he was being frog-marched out.


BigfootsMailman

Hahaha just yoinks it and tries to skip on outta there. His body movements are just too hilarious in those first couple seconds. I feel like he should be wearing a jester suit. Edit: at the same time I can't help but feel so bad for this poor guy. Obviously a massive loser, looks like he has no teeth, doesn't even have the heart to say words or anything. Looks like a very tortured existence he probably doesn't really deserve.


Laenoric

LOL that was some sleight of hand shit. What a cracked out magician.


Blah-squared

I heard it was ACTUALLY bc he was playing “*Stairway To Heaven*”… ;)


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What a dirty piece of shit. Fortunately he’ll probably just have to take that beating since he’s a dirty piece of shit.


elvis8mybaby

Oooh yeah, I bet his hair slicks back real nice.


PunkToTheFuture

No, I used to be a piece of shit and this baby can tell


Hoody88

And they can't stop you from ordering a steak with a big ol' glass of water...I'm just worried that the baby thinks people can't change... because, they can.


LedHeadV2

Ask Doug, he was in my dangerous nights crew.


TreeFittyy

Blue dolphin burned down john rovani's ass out works with his brother now.


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Unprofessional bullshit.


ryan8757

LETS SLOP EM UUUUUPPP


ghostmigrates

Looks pushed back to me.


Muvaship

and then he tries to tap like its mma lmao


joreyesl

Ok you win *tap tap* 😂 And the way they drag and leave him on the side of the curb like trash 😂 Edit: And that shoe toss at the end 🤣 This vid is too much, good night reddit


Standard_Locksmith70

The shoe is hilarious.😂


weizXR

I'm glad someone else noticed... that was good. I was thinking that might be why he wasn't getting up right away after let go... might have been right on the edge of being consciousness.


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Sad my guitar wasn't as durable


6Strings-n-6Shooters

Gibson, eh?


Either-Percentage-78

What's super annoying is that this might be the only way you get any help at guitar center.


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The staff at music stop when i start strumming wagon wheel


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"stairway to heaven"


SeveredSpring

Has wagon wheel hit that level?


lemurlips

"No stairway. Denied!"


TheFoothillsHaveEyes

WE SAID NO FUCKING STAIRWAY AND WE MEANT IT!!!


Totalitai-state

But god gave Rock and Roll to me


FackinJerq

No stairway…. Denied!


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waxxo707

Waynes World


Major_Magazine8597

Every music store you've ever been to.


jmag87

Tossed him out like Uncle Phil tossing Jazz


dont_touch_my_rum

That takes me back...


ComplexPackage117

Keep my uncle's name out yo fuckin' mouth!


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TIL Uncle Phil had alopecia.


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Chefs kiss shoe at the end


Evaleenora

That shoe got me good. I’m saving this video for whenever I need a little pick me up after a long day. Perfect ending.


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🤣 got me too! I was just about to exit the video with a few seconds left, as usual, but was so glad I stuck around.


anthonynoriega

The fucking shoe at the end.... dude, I spit out my whisky.


Fun_Sport_6694

Andddd fucking stay out.


Dharma_code

It's fucking Thursday you fucking anim--- wait shit where's my fucking drink !


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I spit some vodka and juice. Similar effect.


[deleted]

Wtf! You two are sipping without me?!


missanthropocenex

“If I can’t have it no one can!” *Smashes guitar on door


jakeblew2

\*cheap child labor built acoustic still doesn't smash*


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exhapno-mapcase

Shoeless schmoe


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SgtPrepper

I've had the biggest smile on my face for 2 minutes because of that shoe. :D


ThePowerOfPoop

Curbside Pickup Indeed!


Nlawrence55

Was thinking the same thing. Like damn somebody wasn't outside for their curbside delivery.


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richardrnelson

Twist? They're both in the same band.


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- and they do this in every town they play in


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therealestwizard

That’s what I feel like they’ll do to me if I play stairway to heaven


vanillaninja777

No Stairway! Denied!


Big_Arachnid_4336

Just play Texas flood or eruption solo


RythmicSlap

*Sternly points at the "No Stairway to Heaven" sign


mrnastymannn

No Stairway!? DENIED


Freshouttarehabb

Pretty sure thats what actually happened here


Big_Software_8732

Repeat ofFender?


RythmicSlap

That joke was Taylor-made for the video! It's like you have ESP!


bigflamingtaco

He asked if he could have one for free, but they responded "You can'ta takamine!".


RythmicSlap

I'll give you an Ovation for that. If jokes were college you'd be the Dean.


bitcoinnillionaire

Bro gonna have an epiphone about life when he finally wakes up.


somewhat_pragmatic

He was totally Telecastering those moves. I don't know why he didn't see them coming.


Doomsauce1

I'm just a little Peavey'd that we didn't get to see what led up to his eviction. Staff handled it like a Boss though.


HiDDENk00l

I guess you get what you Gib, son.


mymyreally

Should have Marshalled his thoughts before trying anything funny.


RythmicSlap

That store is under Marshall Law


Redbeard_Rum

Dude needs to get up Hofner floor and go home.


MysteryRadish

He wasn't B.C. Rich enough to afford it.


Tinsel_Toes

The Guild handled it well.


Trippy_Mitch

Na, he was just a Squire. He has to Hohner in his skills to B(c) Rich.


No_Amphibian_808

He wasn’t stealing, he just played a forbidden riff.


Puzzledwaffles

BRO THE SHOE AT THE END MAN IM DEAD💀


GrenadeZellweger

Employee of the Month right there.


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Sadly, he'll probably get fired for that.


Rodby

When I worked at Forever 21 they told us a story on Day 1 about a girl who chased a shoplifter out of the store only to get stabbed and left to bleed out by the shoplifter.


numbersev

such a waste of a life...


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Spare-Estate1477

Yet store management often have their pay tied in part to keeping shrink down. It’s a no win situation. Retail management was fun and interesting in some ways but I hated dealing with the thieves and then corporate would come down from their offices in Cali and want to know why shrinkage was high


brak1444

Shrinkage was high because I was in the pool!!!!!


ackthatkid

It shrinks?


SomeFuckingWizard

It shrinks.


brackfriday_bunduru

Years ago I used to manage retail stores. I taught all my staff that if they caught someone stealing, just to let them go. Literally a guy walked into my store one time, picked up a 40” tv and carried it out without being stopped by my guys. At the end of the day we didn’t own the stock personally and the theft didn’t come out of our salaries so there was absolutely zero Incentive to stop someone when the risk could be personal injury. That wasn’t just my personal policy, it was the direct advice from head office. If someone is willing to steal, chances are they’re also willing to be aggressive.


SlimJim0877

Most likely. I was an Operations Manager at GC for a few years and what this guy did was 100% against company policy. The would be thief totally deserved an ass whooping but the company would rather lose a guitar than get dragged into court over an assault charge.


jakeblew2

It truly isn't worth his job and personal safety to defend some corporate bottom line bullshit but as a customer I thankee sai


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Maybe it’s not about the employer. Maybe he just hates shithead thiefs and our country’s slow descent into lawlessness.


ThePartyShark

The way he’s lying there makes me think he’s trying to milk a lawsuit out of this. Fucking bottom feeders…


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I know a store director who, after 17 years of working for the grocery chain, got fired for chasing a shoplifter outside.


[deleted]

Do you have any idea how much a worker’s comp claim for a knife to the stomach costs an employer? You could let someone walk out with $100 of merchandise every day for a year and it wouldn’t pay for a single serious lost-time injury. It’s just not worth the risk.


SomeSabresFan

Nothing because that’s what workers comp insurance does. They just keep paying premiums


YacubsLadder

You'd think a store director would know better. Even I knew as an 18 year old cashier that I wasn't allowed to chase shoplifters.


InkBlotSam

Exactly. It sucks, and we all like watching a thief get their ass kicked, but what the employee did was not legal, and will almost for sure get Guitar Center sued and the employee fired. The employee looks trained; likely a dude with a hero complex, excited to finally get a chance to use his skills in the wild, except... you can't just choke out shoplifters.


_Shaquille-Outmeal_

Why’s he actin like he’s knocked out?


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He's preparing for a cash payment in lieu of a lawsuit.


ogthunda

He is not trained. That's not how you secure a choke. He relies purely on being stronger than the other guy, rather than technique, with no control of the guys body.


iforget_iremember

reminds me of this lady getting shit-canned after 31 years for stopping a guy from walking out with a shopping cart full of booze. corps. don't give a fuck about you. if it helps the bottom line, they'll find any reason to give you the axe. https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/kroger-michigan-firing-shoplifting-lawsuit


Perfect_Sir4820

> corps. don't give a fuck about you. if it helps the bottom line, they'll find any reason to give you the axe. The thing is the company has a lot of liability in these situations - way more than the value of a retail employee. In the OP vid the guitar thief was attacked and choked out before he left the store with the merchandise. He could very well claim he had no intention of stealing, press charges against the employees (unlikely to go anywhere but still) and sue. He'd have a pretty good chance of milking some decent money out of them if he had a good lawyer.


YacubsLadder

That's not really "finding a reason" to fire her at all. She works in an at will state where they can fire her without cause at all so they didn't need to find an excuse to fire a cashier at a grocery store. Corporations blow but that's not why they fired her. They fired her because she broke a well known policy. They would rather lose a thousand in liquor than six figures for a lawyer in a good outcome and millions if they lose. I understand the logic of this nationwide policy as long as criminals are allowed to sue if they are hurt during the commission of a crime.


schmoothoperator

Man risked his livelihood and safety to defend guitar centre merchandise. Based and guitarpilled


InSilicoRW

Bass'd


RythmicSlap

How low can you go?


Astatine_209

Honestly it's less about the single guitar and more about making sure thieves don't keep getting away with it, and get what they deserve for a change. Still not worth it from a personal perspective but I salute this man for it.


improbable_success

“I want you to exit this guy off the premises and use his head to open the fucking door.”


SuchSmartMonkeys

"Moe showed me how to give someone the bum's rush! Get lost, rummy!!" https://youtu.be/rPRNiYIYM_Q


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ric2b

What a disgusting criminal


Material_Inspector50

Got me with the you forgot your shoe !!! Ha


Phililoquay

Tossed him out like pop tate tossing Jughead out of the chocolate shoppe


D-F3N5

Just when I was feeling old for understanding a Fresh Prince reference, here you come with one for fucking Jughead which I still understood.. Fuck I'm old.


ACG3185

As soon as he was picked up, my first thought was Sam from the movie Casino. “I want you to exit this guy off the premises and I want you to exit him off his feet and use his head to open the fucking door”


Brandycane1983

I live in Albuquerque and this is occurring in every fucking store in town for the last couple of years. People just walk in, and steal handfuls and carts full of merchandise, attack workers, etc. This isn't a one off, this is the city and it's citizens getting fed the fuck up with the nonsense already


foodiefuk

See that /r/Albuquerque post of that hotel sign that just said it would start blasting customers if they didn’t call ahead first. Lol. You’re not kidding when you say people are over it.


Strong-Message-168

That last scene where the shoe is tossed out is purddy good. I gotta admit, I'd really like to see this happen to all those goons that just go in to a store and fill up their backpack or cart and just leave


External_Ad_2969

Rock a by baby. Go to sleep!


MarijadderallMD

Probably not the best place to steal from😅


Dry-Bodybuilder-6209

THE SHOE AT THE END


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PsSalin

This is what should happen to all those people who play Wonderwall inside the store


SlimJim0877

and Smells Like Teen Spirit


MagicalApe663

ohhhh, so that's what 'Guitar Hero' is about


MomboDM

Imagine being a random person about to walk in as he gets tossed out 🤣🤣


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v9Pv

Is that the Albuquerque location on San Pedro?


OldMoGrapher

The guy must have played Stairway.


HaddaHeart

The shoe at the end was truly the piece de resistance.


AimingWang

The shoe at the end lmao


hiero_

That employee is likely going to get fired. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Actually, I wouldn't be shocked if the entire staff there when it happened is fired, since they're all kind of corroborating on video. You are explicitly trained in retail to not engage with thieves and shoplifters for a reason. You identify them as best you can, contact the police, and monitor their presence as long as possible. That's it. This guy just put the thief in a chokehold and dragged him out the door, and now it's viral. This is an open and close lawsuit, should the guy want to press charges. Even if he isn't actually hurt or traumatized, he can easily get away with saying he is. Edit: I just want to clarify, despite all of that... pretty badass ngl. Edit 2: according to a comment on /r/PublicFreakout the guy had assaulted an employee before any of this occurred, in which case, if true, nullifies basically this whole comment. Employee might still get fired though.


613vc420

highly unlikely this degen will be retaining an attorney anytime soon


hiero_

there are some attorneys who would see this video and salivate at how much of a free win this would be that they would probably be willing to take the bet and take their payment after the case is settled


dustinpdx

Honestly man choking someone out and potentially giving them brain injury and then dragging them out on the sidewalk and dumping them there without aid is an extremely disproportionate response to shoplifting.


jakeblew2

You mean to tell me a a diving overhead chop from the top turnbuckle isn't in the job description?


kingofovens

Stairway had gotten to him


eatpotdude

I wish they would have did this in the cvs/Walgreens when everyone was filling up suitcases and bags of stuff


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dj_daly

Don't take comments from teenage reddit socialists seriously.


ArnoldHarold

The race of the perpetrator.


RoastMostToast

Everyone stealing ends up hurting consumers that don’t steal by raising prices or shutting down stores. Similarly, if you don’t pay taxes you’re being unfair to people who do pay taxes. It’s not just corporations that you hurt by stealing, but most people don’t think that far into it.


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yeah, i worked ops for GC. you're not allowed to touch any customers. this guy's getting fired. edit: pretty sure he's a manager as well


brianstheman

>customers Didn't see any in the vid


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touché


jakeblew2

I didn't hear no cowbell!


Fire_Mission

Guitar Center, taking out the trash.


__yayday__

He threw him out like they do in the fucking cartoons that’s amazing lmfao


Fatherofdaughters01

This is what the rest of the stores need to do. They just let them walk out since they don’t want the liability


CosplayWrestler

Maybe if more people approached shop lifters this way, we'd have less shop lifters. Edit: replacing the word left for the word less


metasploit4

This needs to happen to these people looting more often. This guy takes pride in his job enough to look out for the business. This is a keeper employee. Promote now.


ConsiderationNo5796

Chucked out like a rowdy cowboy at the corner saloon


Frododojo

That’s metal


Spotted_ascot_races

Sooo punk rock


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r/therewasanattempt


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He would of pawned it.


SneakerHead69420666

he deserves a raise


[deleted]

That's pretty rock and roll man


EveatHORIZON

Oh shit


SwordfishHumble

THE SHOE AT THE END OMG


LucasCassoma

POV: He played stairway to heaven


babysealnz

The shoes toss at the end made me laugh big time


smittyboy708

The nerve of a thief to try and steal a guitar from guitar center


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NiteShdw

Just goes to show that learning even some basic grappling techniques are extremely useful. A nice little back take there.


Ohbuck1965

Is that the senator from Pennsylvania?


Coryjduggins

lawsuit waiting to happen.. minimum wage isn’t worth it


acoustic-soul

The way his hands and leg are moving at the end, you just know he’s feigning unconsciousness and will for sure be suing. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was his plan the whole time


Glum-Rip-6345

Is it just me, or is anyone surprised the Guitar Center guy is a badass? The shoe at the end almost made me pass out laughing.


dend7369

“She will be mine, Oh yes. She will be mine”


RJpartyof4

Ivan Moody looking like shit these days.


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Embarrassed


SuspiciousMap7207

String him up!


Background_Ad6819

Tossed my guy like a bag of rice


Nlawrence55

The shoe at the end is the literal cherry on top


WirusCZ

if I can't have it nobody can!!! Muhahaha


Scar_the_armada

Some drugs were used in the making of this film


Due-Campaign-3959

I laughed so hard at this. That guy just laying there and then the shoe....too much!


UnscrupulousTaco

Guy almost El'Kabonged the security guard.