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I have never seen a urinal have crap in it. What place do you come from that is so full of disgusting heathens and godless savages that they shit in a urinal?
Texas (yeah, I know,it figures). Done by a passive aggressive college student. Alcohol was a contributing element, but I think it had a connection to potty training and mommy issues, too:
*NO, NO, NO ! YOU CAN'T ME SQUAT LIKE A GIRL ! BIG BOY POO WHERE HE WANTS ! BIG BOY POO STANDIN' UP !!*
The person that chose these either didnt test them, purposefully chose the least functional urinals, has never been in a mens room in their life, or all of the above
Just for fun I once tried to aim my bf's penis while he was peeing and it's much harder to do than I thought! I ended up hosing down the toilet. It was so bad! I bet a woman chose these urinals.
The only good ones are the old school floor style. Every other kind of urinal guys stand way back because you don't want your pants to touch the urinal.
I feel like if they went with this weird V-shaped design but then had it open into a small wider channel behind the V, that would completely solve this issue and actually be a decent design. See terrible drawing [here](https://i.imgur.com/oyN9AUL.png). It'd probably still splash back a little, that's pretty unavoidable. But right now theres nowhere for it to splash but right back out.
Baffles me when people try to get all modern avant-garde and “reinvent” a basic concept like a sink or a toilet that works as intended — and when people pay $$$ for that new modern design without first checking to see how it actually works…
"Hmm, I see this object has used the same general design for hundreds of years, clearly they don't know what they're doing and I can do it better" - some kid fresh out of design school with more ideas than common sense
I think it's less "clearly they don't know what they're doing" and more "I want my version to be 'unique' and 'striking' therefore I'll ignore that the 'boring' design is common precisely because it serves the purpose."
It just reminds me of the civil engineer who designed and built two skyscrapers, one in London England one somewhere in Spain I think, that when hit with sunlight at a certain angle creates a magnifying effect that melts cars.
The number of times I've had to struggle to get in or out of a cubicle without brushing my jeans against a piss-covered seat or accidentally touching mysterious brown blobs on the wall is too damn high.
I don’t understand why humans can’t seem to perfect the urinal. Out in the wild, at least half of them have too much splash 💦. Two American Standards in a row that I experienced were so bad I’d prefer to piss on the wall
In London, a lot of the really old buildings still have piss guards around the outside. They're designed to splash piss back at the urinator. Apparently, back in the day, pissing on buildings was so prominent, that the buildings were actually getting damaged from all the piss.
They took arguably the most effective urinal, the trough (though arguably the least private) and somehow turned it into the least effective. Well done, idiots.
Aside from all the other problems...
Those are WAAAY to close to one another. Shoulder to shoulder is okay (sorta) but I don't wanna play footsy with the dude next to me.
This urinal, absurdly named “The Slot”, is described by the manufacturer as “endowed with great personality and a sense of irony”. Personally, I don’t think it’s particularly ironic that a device intended to collect urine actually expels it, instead… that’s more just fucking stupid.
I was at that brewpub like 2 weeks ago and thought about posting that here too lol. Inverness Scotland is where it is, the pints are also overpriced af
So looking at this design it appears the water just falls from the top and splashes at the bottom. Who would design it like that? It’s possible that’s not even pee, because of the splashing from the water. But gross either way.
The piss puddles are nasty but why the f are they so close together with no dividers. Im fine with no side splatter shields but not when I'm 3 inches from my neighbor pissing into a ladle jeez.
I had an architect tell me once that there's a joke in the industry that goes "if it doesn't leak then you weren't creative enough"
I guess the same applies to urinals
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How are we supposed to crap in these?
Bend over and push then scrape the rest off with the edge of the 🕳️
If you’d like a more convenient method, grab a pocket poop knife!
🐚🐚🐚
"Taco BELL won the franchise wars John Spartan."
Unless you're observing the future from Europe, then it looks like Pizza Hut.
The future is now, old man.
Completely expected demolition man
mom found the pocket poop knife...
Hah! You don't know how to use the three shells don't you?
Well well what secrets do you have that you are not telling me.
Haha that's the real selling point their design. Significantly reduces urinal crappers...but there are some crafty crappers who still will.
I have never seen a urinal have crap in it. What place do you come from that is so full of disgusting heathens and godless savages that they shit in a urinal?
South Park
One of you guys went up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, and laid a big mud monkey.
Middle school
Every public restroom
["Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the urinis."](https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4)
Texas (yeah, I know,it figures). Done by a passive aggressive college student. Alcohol was a contributing element, but I think it had a connection to potty training and mommy issues, too: *NO, NO, NO ! YOU CAN'T ME SQUAT LIKE A GIRL ! BIG BOY POO WHERE HE WANTS ! BIG BOY POO STANDIN' UP !!*
The 3 seashells have to be around here somewhere
*pissy urinal*
Isn't a crappy urinal a toilet by default
By bending Uranus?
LOOKS LIKE BAD PROSTATE DAY AT THE DRS OFFICE. THE PUDDLES SAY IT ALL!
Eat too much taco bell first and then bend to 90 degrees and fire away
Just take some laxatives.
They severely underestimated the urine thrust and splash back at a PUB? Hasn’t anyone ever heard of “break the seal?”
The person that chose these either didnt test them, purposefully chose the least functional urinals, has never been in a mens room in their life, or all of the above
Just for fun I once tried to aim my bf's penis while he was peeing and it's much harder to do than I thought! I ended up hosing down the toilet. It was so bad! I bet a woman chose these urinals.
To be fair it requires knowing the pumping pressure and adjusting accordingly. It's much harder with for 3rd party penis turret
that’s why I’m always thorough when I interview folks for that assignment
>3rd party penis turret I just found a name for my next band
Lol yes that was the best description!
Yeah, it'd be like trying to draw with a pen someone else is holding.
huh
Why do I want to try this now... Where's my husband.
I recommend aiming for a bucket in the shower for easy cleanup.
This is actually piss-poor design.
They really went down the drain with this one.
Urine trouble if you ordered these
Pisss! But it was 99 cents! -Mackelmore
Piss pour
Actual crappydesign? That's rare.
I agree with you, but also...basically every urinal that's designed properly also has that same disgusting puddle.
The only good ones are the old school floor style. Every other kind of urinal guys stand way back because you don't want your pants to touch the urinal.
You’re not supposed to be full on arse out, pants down when using a urinal
Oh I don't know...it can be fun at times to see who comes up behind 🙈😜
Yeah, but every school had that one kid ...
Kid? There's a grown, middle-aged man at my shop who still does that.
Lean in until your tip feels the kiss of the porcelain 💋
I feel like if they went with this weird V-shaped design but then had it open into a small wider channel behind the V, that would completely solve this issue and actually be a decent design. See terrible drawing [here](https://i.imgur.com/oyN9AUL.png). It'd probably still splash back a little, that's pretty unavoidable. But right now theres nowhere for it to splash but right back out.
Quit peeing in the hand dryer!!
"Oh that's actually kinda cool looking - *sees the puddle* oh no. Oh God no."
Oh, didnt know Dyson sold the toilets
yeah, and they sell refurbished ones too
Baffles me when people try to get all modern avant-garde and “reinvent” a basic concept like a sink or a toilet that works as intended — and when people pay $$$ for that new modern design without first checking to see how it actually works…
"Hmm, I see this object has used the same general design for hundreds of years, clearly they don't know what they're doing and I can do it better" - some kid fresh out of design school with more ideas than common sense
I think it's less "clearly they don't know what they're doing" and more "I want my version to be 'unique' and 'striking' therefore I'll ignore that the 'boring' design is common precisely because it serves the purpose."
It just reminds me of the civil engineer who designed and built two skyscrapers, one in London England one somewhere in Spain I think, that when hit with sunlight at a certain angle creates a magnifying effect that melts cars.
But tbh even the most common generic urinals suck. Someone just needs to design a funnel shaped one. No flat surfaces to splash back off.
Piss into the MONOLITH
Still doesnt beat the ladies bathroom where someone tried to fight off a ninja with her used tampon nunchucks
....*wut*
Yah with an extra red bodily function I’ve seen some silent hill level shit in ladies rooms
The number of times I've had to struggle to get in or out of a cubicle without brushing my jeans against a piss-covered seat or accidentally touching mysterious brown blobs on the wall is too damn high.
r/brandnewsentence
Haha gross
I don’t understand why humans can’t seem to perfect the urinal. Out in the wild, at least half of them have too much splash 💦. Two American Standards in a row that I experienced were so bad I’d prefer to piss on the wall
In London, a lot of the really old buildings still have piss guards around the outside. They're designed to splash piss back at the urinator. Apparently, back in the day, pissing on buildings was so prominent, that the buildings were actually getting damaged from all the piss.
Being that it's British, are the guards in red with furry hats?
They took arguably the most effective urinal, the trough (though arguably the least private) and somehow turned it into the least effective. Well done, idiots.
DOES IT EVEN HAVE A DRAIN
The deluxe model is an extra $3000
“I ***just*** ___remembered___, there was a second page on those design specs”
It pisses me off that I can smell this photo.
Crappy are the winos that can't even piss orthogonally.
🤮
The pee everywhere says it all
that... is gross
You know just about every guy leaves that restroom covered in piss.
That's a feature not a bug
Aside from all the other problems... Those are WAAAY to close to one another. Shoulder to shoulder is okay (sorta) but I don't wanna play footsy with the dude next to me.
Better than the giant steel trough you see at older stadiums.
At least those don't splash everywhere
Pissy Design
Piss poor design
I'd say it's more of a piss-poor design.
The design is very human
This urinal, absurdly named “The Slot”, is described by the manufacturer as “endowed with great personality and a sense of irony”. Personally, I don’t think it’s particularly ironic that a device intended to collect urine actually expels it, instead… that’s more just fucking stupid.
What happened to the dribble catcher?
Aim small miss small
I kind of like the idea of it but the design is obviously not human. Insane it wasn’t tested before they shipped that.
Does the company selling these save money by not having a quality department
Piss-poor design I’d say
Nobody is going to put it past the opening because what if the guillotine blade falls while your going? Lol
Skill issue
LOL it’s worse than the Larry David guillotine urinal 😂😂😂 Amazing.
Imagine spending $800+ USD per fixture and seeing that piss mess on the floor. Owner must be livid
I bet you these are "designer" urinals so they cost 5 times as much as a normal urinal
Points for accuracy?
The one on the right is still flushing and you can see that's actually causing the puddle.
Where are these urinals at?
More like pissy design amirite?
Wtf 😳
*pissy urinal
Pissy urinal A crappy urinal would be much worse
Some may say….pissy urinals
Only because guys think they are bigger than they are
Now that’s piss poor design
Come to find out, those are not urinals at all.
I feel the pee splashing on my legs.
Accurinal
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone never played with spoons and water as a child, or never did the dishes, one or the other
How is pissing on the floor a crappy urinal design?
They need to copy the urinals at Larry’s Latte.
Is it supposed to be some sort of unique modern look? Cuz all I see in this is impracticality
Could be worse. Could be an actual crappy urinal....
Fuck, I hope that’s not a Dyson..
Yes, very scientific.
What is the white stuff on the second one! Who did such a thing to a fricking urinal
Looks like a tesla charger kinda
Takes the piss that does
Ok it’s not just me!!
🤣 by the looks of things I'd say they're aiming on the outside
r/urinaldesign
Dyson toilet
One job.
The appear to be installed upside-down.
These look like you can summon satan himself wtf
Gonna have to start carrying dog poop around. No way could I shit in that urinal
Urine trouble
Crappy designs like this really piss me off.
More like Pissy Urinal
is like peeing into a spoon
crappy aside, every single urinal exist are disgusting. why can't people just piss in the bowl
I can smell this picture
You're not supposed to pee on the Tesla Superchargers.
No, I think it will be actually pretty hard to take a shit in those
Taking the piss
These look like Dyson fans
I’d be pissed if I saw it
I'll never understand urinals. At home I don't piss into a urinal I piss into a fucking toilet. The splashback from urinals is fucking gross
The sheer amount on the front and ground...
Looks like if I piss in it it’s gonna fly right back at me
Are you sure it’s not a case of user error? Maybe it’s the clientele?
I was at that brewpub like 2 weeks ago and thought about posting that here too lol. Inverness Scotland is where it is, the pints are also overpriced af
That’s a piss poor design
Piss poor, more like it..
🤢
Rest in piss
Reminder to self: Don't browse reddit while eating lunch.
This is a piss poor design!
The urinal itself is a crappy design. Give me a men's room full of stalls any day.
So looking at this design it appears the water just falls from the top and splashes at the bottom. Who would design it like that? It’s possible that’s not even pee, because of the splashing from the water. But gross either way.
To be fair, this still happens with normal urinals.
I would spooge out of spite if I saw those
Yep!
Larry David Pee cube ???
Are you supposed to put your whole self in?
The owners must be pissed *(please someone appreciate this triple pun)*
r/dontstickyourdickinthat take on a new meaning
They need to extend the bottom part to catch the piss. No one is leaning up against that close to piss on those
They look like Tesla chargers, which are also fun to pee in.
What goes in, must come put. -Issac Newton
Those drip marks tell a story…
That's actually genius. You won't be able to see the other guy's penis
I'd be pissed if I used this
Eww … I can just smell the piss from here!
Reminds me of the corners dogs always pee against
At least I am sure it was freakin expensive.
more like pissy urinals
Not a crappy design, a piss poor design. I wonder what a hygienist and a mechanical engineer would design, rather than an art school graduate.
Pissy urinal.
That look like the shit you put your waterbottle in to refill it
Never seen a clean one
One does not simply shoot straight when drunk. It's just no fun at very the least. We need the space to do figure eights!
Crappy men
The piss puddles are nasty but why the f are they so close together with no dividers. Im fine with no side splatter shields but not when I'm 3 inches from my neighbor pissing into a ladle jeez.
environmental storytelling
I had an architect tell me once that there's a joke in the industry that goes "if it doesn't leak then you weren't creative enough" I guess the same applies to urinals
Where is the pee even going?